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Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Nobody: 10:40pm On May 22, 2023
Fattesticles:
Swizz good no body dey shout Yoruba ronu here
Na wa!🤣
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Fattesticles: 10:40pm On May 22, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:
Na wa!🤣
You don ronu today ?
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Aurelius1(m): 10:43pm On May 22, 2023
poshestmina:
Yes!

I don't care how 'woke' this Generation feels or think.
There's spirituality ,demons and GOD!
It doesn't make sense praying to God for something you can do for yourself. What you should be encouraging him to do is fumigate his surroundings and clear any bush nearby.
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Judolisco(m): 10:44pm On May 22, 2023
Not venomous... Na rat and lizard snake
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by HayB100(m): 10:45pm On May 22, 2023
You will still kill more, I swear, I am talking from experience, the mother just hatched its egg, so they are just trying to move around and find a place to hide. I killed 3 of this exact snake in my room when I was in school despite the fact that we fumigate the surroundings from time to time
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:47pm On May 22, 2023
yrhuhfy113:
PLS WATCH THE MOVIE..... 300 SPARTANS...


you don't celebrate a battle when you are in a war.

just ONE SNAKE, he should be celebrating, when he has not known where it came from and the source or if there are others coming. Anyway.... we thank GOD.
Ogar advice him to fumigate his surrounding first
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Fattesticles: 10:48pm On May 22, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:
Rule 3(this is an ethnic slur). Please do something about this guy.
You don begin cry ?

Go market and shout the names of the mods but first start with RONU

This one hit you for left kidney abi 🤣
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by bisqit: 10:51pm On May 22, 2023
Goodlady:
scary. I hate snakes
can you turn to snake
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by olaoye2008: 10:54pm On May 22, 2023
If you can see this one near you
It means more than 5 are just within that area.
E
get
Why ?
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Wenonawde(m): 10:54pm On May 22, 2023
sulakishop:
See the snake I killed in the room at 2am. It was trying to climb the bed with the laptop bag, then I was awoken by the sound of the crispy bag.



Lessons learnt: Never sleep without a torch, don't assume that all sounds in the midnight are cockroaches or rats... I almost ignored the sound because I couldn't find my eye glass and torch beside me


*So because the snake too small, lalasticlala no fit push am go front page? *
Instead of you to be thanking GOD for your life, you are writing lalasticlala.
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Nobody: 11:00pm On May 22, 2023
I thought Lala's room will be better than this with all the money Seun is paying!
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Originalsly: 11:01pm On May 22, 2023
sulakishop:
Lessons learnt: Never sleep without a torch, don't assume that all sounds in the midnight are cockroaches or rats.
What you should learn is snakes feed on rats. If you are sharing space with rats and snakes are in your surroundings the snakes will find a way to enter your room for food.
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Nobody: 11:04pm On May 22, 2023
If this was my room, I'm moving out the following day.

Are you trying to tell me that you would ignore a cockroach and rats sounds in your room?

Me I'll go on world war 3 even if it's just a tiny cockroach.. grin grin grin
sulakishop:
See the snake I killed in the room at 2am. It was trying to climb the bed with the laptop bag, then I was awoken by the sound of the crispy bag.



Lessons learnt: Never sleep without a torch, don't assume that all sounds in the midnight are cockroaches or rats... I almost ignored the sound because I couldn't find my eye glass and torch beside me!


*So because the snake too small, lalasticlala no fit push am go front page? *
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by pendragonbladgo(m): 11:12pm On May 22, 2023
Is your laptop upto 100k? I need to send a bigger snake to carry it for me. What rubbish.

You better part hard, your wives family want you dead. Send your tithe to me I will pray a stormy prayer for u. Believe a man of God and save your life.
Buy me a Suit, shoe and car, then send your wife for a 2days marathon vigil alone in my house. I will deliver her from any evil attack. Because she is a target
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by MrDoGood(m): 11:15pm On May 22, 2023
This photo don enter fp before na.

Like over a year ago.
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by dazzlingd(m): 11:22pm On May 22, 2023
poshestmina:
Thank God for mercies and please pray more .

Ignore Staphylococcus and other sickness!
Mumu supporting Mumu.
Una go fit una sef
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Loverboi2cute(m): 11:24pm On May 22, 2023
Fattesticles:
You don begin cry ?

Go market and shout the names of the mods but first start with RONU

This one hit you for left kidney abi 🤣
hussshhh !!!

u where too harsh on d young man abeg.. what did he do to u ?

I've been 4llowing up d banters

he was just trying to keep d conversation within healthy parameters.. but u were pushing it south

why would u say dat his môthér's bréastmílk is gbegiri & sour...

mtcheww.. toxic soul
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Fattesticles: 11:25pm On May 22, 2023
Loverboi2cute:
hussshhh !!!

u where too harsh on d young man abeg.. what did he do to u ?

I've been 4llowing up d banters

he was just trying to keep d conversation within healthy parameters.. but u were pushing it south

why would u say dat his môthér's bréastmílk is gbegiri & sour...

mtcheww.. toxic soul
I never called his mother, that is how to bait a fool .

Now will you reread?

Black man 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by JTwelve:
sulakishop:
See the snake I killed in the room at 2am. It was trying to climb the bed with the laptop bag, then I was awoken by the sound of the crispy bag.



Lessons learnt: Never sleep without a torch, don't assume that all sounds in the midnight are cockroaches or rats... I almost ignored the sound because I couldn't find my eye glass and torch beside me!


*So because the snake too small, lalasticlala no fit push am go front page? *
The snake for bite you as you no useful na! stupid Buhari asslicker like you
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by CaptainFM1: 11:40pm On May 22, 2023
yrhuhfy113:
PLS WATCH THE MOVIE..... 300 SPARTANS...


you don't celebrate a battle when you are in a war.

just ONE SNAKE, he should be celebrating, when he has not known where it came from and the source or if there are others coming. Anyway.... we thank GOD.
You're the only one that make sense. If one snake enters your room, there's every tendency there are more around. Prayer won't solve it. He should a thorough fumigation and clear all nearby bushes.
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Stonchman62: 11:46pm On May 22, 2023
with God all things are possible glory be to God thank god is snake don't bite you or harm you next time be very very careful
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by kbright911(m): 11:54pm On May 22, 2023
sulakishop:
See the snake I killed in the room at 2am. It was trying to climb the bed with the laptop bag, then I was awoken by the sound of the crispy bag.



Lessons learnt: Never sleep without a torch, don't assume that all sounds in the midnight are cockroaches or rats... I almost ignored the sound because I couldn't find my eye glass
and torch beside me!


*So because the snake too small, lalasticlala no fit push am go front page? *
That's a non venomous house snake, should have just handled it and throw it back outside rather than killing the poor thing. They feed on rodents like house rats and are completely harmless to humans
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by adecz: 12:00am On May 23, 2023
Harmless rat snake..
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Loverboi2cute(m): 12:05am On May 23, 2023
Fattesticles:
I never called his mother, that is how to bait a fool .

Now will you reread?

Black man 🤣🤣🤣🤣
huurgghh🙄🙄 here we go all over again & again

what made him a fool now.. ur fellow guyman !! huh??

na yab una dey yab una sef.. on a normal,
but ogbeni u crossed d line

clearly u lack basic O.T, & u don't even need d street to teach u dat one.. half man !

ur location fit be Switzerland.. kul, but u dent d atmosphere there

u citing black man! black man! all over d place...
but ur disgusting act is more blackish here, it reeks loudly of d black monkey u are.
Woman u oòze of a black monkey

mtchéww.. getat my way

toxic beíng
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Becomrichn: 12:06am On May 23, 2023
tongue tongue tongue

Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by HacheNoire: 12:15am On May 23, 2023
Aurelius1:
It doesn't make sense praying to God for something you can do for yourself. What you should be encouraging him to do is fumigate his surroundings and clear any bush nearby.
Common sense! 🫡
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by kingcisE(m): 12:41am On May 23, 2023
Staphylococcus:
When you think you have seen the worst, it’s getting lower!


Who told you prayer repels snakes? You did not even mention fumigation or weeding.


Sometimes, I just get so fed-up of my race. At any little thing their common brain can reason out, they just dive into spirituality
He said if op doesn't live near the bush... Y'all should endeavor to understand a sentence before judging people.
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by AderonkeOlaniyi(f): 12:54am On May 23, 2023
yrhuhfy113:
I pray you heal from whatever damaged your mind.

YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDNT READ THAT I CLEARLY SAID IF HE IS NOT LIVING CLOSE TO THE BUSH OR A FARM


but because I brought up prayers, YOUR IGNORANT MIND quickly attacked it.

BRO, MUD CLAY... BLOW HAIR INTO IT, if it comes alive, then I will believe there is no SPIRITUAL FORCE BEHIND HUMAN EXISTENCE.


But if no scientist can replicate the BIOLOGICAL PROCESSES with natural air, without nanites and artificial stuff.... THEN THAT IS ALL THE PROOF OF GOD YOU NEED.



If he has reasons for snakes to be around him, SURE HE SHOULD FUMIGATE AND CLEAR EVERY GRASS OR WEED IN HIS ENVIRON.

but if not, THEN it is not ordinary.


so pls be at peace, I know what I said to him.... if your mind had all the answers, then you would have found the cause of mysterious deaths. mtchew....

pls be prayeful o.... else E GO SHOCK YOU when E CHOKE
Africans and their warped religious mentality.
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by sulakishop(op): 1:01am On May 23, 2023
Kindly supply your number so I can beep you for the next harvest

kbright911:
That's a non venomous house snake, should have just handled it and throw it back outside rather than killing the poor thing. They feed on rodents like house rats and are completely harmless to humans
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