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dayokanu: Torres scores today.

How was his performance Chelsea faithfuls?

chic2pimp: Vey funny chap I tell ya.

Had Torres not scored today he woulda here spewing gibberish. Who should we blame this time around huh? His shoes? Or may be the hands on his hips?

Shame on you Dk .

coogar: fines are subjected to the player's weekly wages! terry definitely earns more than suarez so the difference in the fines levied against them would be different! it's the 4-match ban i don't understand. it should have been 8 or 10!

nateevs: Almost one hour gone, Dayo has nothing to say about Torres.
Wait till Torres doesn't score, he'll be over him like a rash as though there is a striker in the league that score every game.

nateevs: Almost one hour gone, Dayo has nothing to say about Torres.
Wait till Torres doesn't score, he'll be over him like a rash as though there is a striker in the league that score every game.

coogar: another big match where torres has scored and played quite well! very soon, his detractors would eat their vomitus! how many goals now this season?

chelseabmw: Hope no one will come here and say, HE IS BACK?

Torres is 90% useless....The guy can't control the ball

mufasa: Back from where?

mufasa: Back from where?

nateevs: Interesting line up for those who questioned my line up beginning of the season asking me who will defend. Fantasy football as they called it.
This exact line up has played two consecutive games and have won them. Watch them crawling out with an epistle.

Unbeaten in the league and it's all looking good.

dayokanu: To put things in perspective
Torres 3 goals in 540mins without any compeition for the strikers spot

Luis Suarez 5 goals in 520mins

Van persie 5 goals in 320 mins Competition for strikers spot Chicharito, Rooney, Welbeck

Demba Ba 4 goals in 390mins Competition - Pappis Cisse

Jermaine Defoe 4 goals in 425 mins has Adebayor for competition

Steven Fletcher 4 goals in 241 mins
Rickie Lambert 4 goals in 365 mins
Peter Crouch 4 goals
Michu 4 goals in 430mins
Tevez 3 goals in 350min Competition Aguero, Ballotelli, Dzeko
Zamora 3 goals in 340 min
Jelavic 3 goals in 308 mins. Compepetition from Anichebe and Mirallas

That means there Torres is not even top 11 among EPL strikers. Men lie, women lie, Dayokanu lies, Nateev lies, Coogar lies. Numbers DONT LIE

Ibime: Forget counting stats. Torres has had 2 good games in 8. Not good enough. Simples. Even yesterday, the guy was all over the place with his dribbles and touch, losing the ball everytime he received it. I barely counted that as a good game because he won some headers. So in summary, he has only played well against Newcastle and arsenal which is a woeful return.

dayokanu: At the time the stats was collected Torres has completed his 90mins and many games were still on.

Torres has 530mins this season. He has one assist.

Van persie has 5 goals and 1 assist in 403min

Suarez has 5 goals and 1 assist in 540min. Similar time to Torres. Suarez scored from a freekick means what? If Torres can shoot freekicks he should take them

Defoe has not started his own game when I posted. Defoe also has 4 goals and 1 assist in time similar to Torres

Anyone who can notice would see the Demba Ba goals are now 6 in 485min. So whats Torres excuse.

Tevez gae was still on when the stats was collated Since you are interested in the assist. It might interest you yo know Tevez has 3 goals and 4 assist is shorter time compared to the DUD

So if Torres is the second best striker what was this based on? His goals or his assists?

debosky: Even if Torres scores 30 goals this season, recidivists like DK will instead refer to his performances last season.

dayokanu: So can you tell us with stats why Torres should be in the top 10 of EPL strikers this season?

3 goals all season in 530mins

dayokanu: Other indices that matter like?

debosky: What retard compiles a top 10 strikers table after 6 games?

debosky: What retard compiles a top 10 strikers table after 6 games?

dayokanu: How do we know how the dud is faring against other strikers in the league?

If coaches get sacked after 4 games, players get benched after 2 games of poor performance. Its only a moroon who would wait till season end to make a report of how players are faring

dayokanu: How do we know how the dud is faring against other strikers in the league?

If coaches get sacked after 4 games, players get benched after 2 games of poor performance. Its only a moroon who would wait till season end to make a report of how players are faring

debosky: By your same daft top 10 table where would Rooney, Aguero and Cisse stand after 4 games? How many goals had RVP scored after 4 games last season?

Which coaches have been fired after 4 games in this season?

No one is saying do not evaluate a player's performance, but a top 10 table at this stage is patently idiotic. People like Ibime have said (according to him) that Torres has had 2 good performances in 8 - those are the measures that reasonable people use to demand improved performances,not daft top 10 tables.