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Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by musicwriter(m):
tega192:
When this thing happened to my guy ,then I understood how it works ,Omo them naked babe for my guy diccck nor gree stand ,Omo this world is fill with wicked people
The reality is that someone has given your guy a substance that tranquilizes dick, not that a supernatural force took his dick.
If you do your research, you'll discover that the person who so called stole your guys dick is a victim of a scam in the hands of people who promise to give him big dick.

The scam works by keeping the one who needs a strong dick stupid by getting him to use correlation (the fall of your guys dick) as causation.

However, the bizarre way nature works it that the more stupid the person who needs a strong dick, the more he'll get a temporary strong dick because he's thinking some spirit is doing it. His strong dick would wane quickly and he would begin looking for someone else to give him yet another strong dick.

In reality, the one that actually gets jazzed is the person looking for strong dick. Bottom line: it's a scam.....a very good scam.

This may be difficult for many to understand but I have no simpler way to say it.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Justiceleague1: 10:50pm On Sep 14, 2023
Abboki:
Dem comot am for Mallam triple996 praiQ grin grin grin
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Nobody: 10:51pm On Sep 14, 2023
Wheres the knife he was using to steal the dick?

Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Thazard(m): 10:51pm On Sep 14, 2023
TheFacelessMan:
shocked

A friend of mine said he witnessed a similar incident in Lagos.

When the genital snatcher was caught and beaten, he returned the victim's d*ck but gave him that of an albino grin






























My friend is a notorious liar. So caveat emptor undecided
cheesycheesycheesy
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by izonborn098(m): 10:55pm On Sep 14, 2023
And many young girls has that power.. A guy i know can't bleep another woman except his babe, when he want to have sex with another woman the dick don't rise apart from his woman..
tega192:
When this thing happened to my guy ,then I understood how it works ,Omo them naked babe for my guy diccck nor gree stand ,Omo this world is fill with wicked people
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Starships4u(m): 10:56pm On Sep 14, 2023
Goddyrichie:
send location make we meet make I just touch u then we go our separate way
If na rough play stop am oh...
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by 1MILLIONLiGHTS(m): 10:57pm On Sep 14, 2023
Whether it's juju or jazz or whatever. what the devil wants first is your mind. Because your mind is what connects your physical body and your environment to your spirit. Many human beings today are already walking with the mind(stronghold) the devil has programmed and giving to them since birth without them knowing. JAZZ CANNOT GET YOU WITHOUT YOUR MIND FIRST.

2 Corinthians 10:3-5
3 For though we walk in the flesh, we do not war after the flesh:
4 (For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holdswink
5 Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Bands: 10:58pm On Sep 14, 2023
This man na so una dey do for here
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Starships4u(m): 10:58pm On Sep 14, 2023
Agbadocassava:
Dis tin dey beyond ur imagination
Same reason I refuse to imagine it....
I know it happens and I also know the power or black magic...
I'm just curious how it works, how does the penis vanish and where is it being kept.

Imagine this man saying it would return by 4:30-5:00pm.
Olohun konije
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Ladymillion(f): 11:02pm On Sep 14, 2023
Wickedness,. . . Let's be careful ad crime is always on the rise during ember month
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Kobojunkie: 11:03pm On Sep 14, 2023
Bvlgari:
OMG Man caught redhanded stealing another man's "joystick" shocked shocked shocked
Another fairy tale? undecided
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Kobojunkie: 11:04pm On Sep 14, 2023
TheFacelessMan:
shocked A friend of mine said he witnessed a similar incident in Lagos. When the genital snatcher was caught and beaten, he returned the victim's d*ck but gave him that of an albino grin
My friend is a notorious liar. So caveat emptor undecided
A fi notorious liar ! undecided

Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Kobojunkie: 11:06pm On Sep 14, 2023
tega192:
When this thing happened to my guy ,then I understood how it works ,Omo them naked babe for my guy diccck nor gree stand ,Omo this world is fill with wicked people
Stop lying! So, his dick went flaccid means it was stolen? And una naked an actual human babe in front of all? shocked

This is all the result of terrible mental health facilities in Nigeria abeg! undecided
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Nobody: 11:06pm On Sep 14, 2023
Is this for real?

Have you ever come across someone whos pe..nis was taken for real not an hearsay evidence.?

Now to the pe.nis thief, what would they even do with it?

Does it make them rich in some ways or do they cook and eat like ponmo?

Someone should enlighten me please!
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Itsernie: 11:22pm On Sep 14, 2023
Omo na wetin dey sup for Calabar b this o all d guys are on red alert
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Vision101(m): 11:28pm On Sep 14, 2023
He is the same man that stole Peter Obi's manhood.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by AgubataAkokwa: 11:37pm On Sep 14, 2023
How did he urinate the next day?
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Pleniry(m): 11:44pm On Sep 14, 2023
Is this for real?
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Nobody: 11:51pm On Sep 14, 2023
They no even mention the name because he's a Yoruba man
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by haphizz57(m): 11:55pm On Sep 14, 2023
Dis same thing happened in LOKOJA dis past weekend. It happened at Suya junction along FED UNIVERSITY road LKJ. I was in Lokoja over the weekend
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by MufasaLion: 12:14am On Sep 15, 2023
There's nothing like that. It's all cock and bull story.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Galantamine(m): 12:48am On Sep 15, 2023
Same happened last week in lokoja, the aboki collected three persons prick.
But has returned one and reminder two.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Weknowbetter: 12:56am On Sep 15, 2023
Pics of the bare dickless crotch or it didn't happen
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by remsonik(f): 12:57am On Sep 15, 2023
Did they use cutlass cut the dick cos I no see am naked with blood
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Eriokanmi: 12:58am On Sep 15, 2023
Neddstark:
Collect another man preek.
Something that I don't want to believe till tomorrow but it happens.
Unfortunately, several people in this generation don't believe say juju dey. I went to change 300usd at Allen avenue in March, beside gtbank. The mallam who first appeared said he'd buy at 733 naira and credit my account. I said it was 735 I'd like to sell, greedy me, wey I for just collect 733 jejelly. Even if the difference was seen as a gift to the old man, it would have been worth it cos the man was very old. As I was about zooming off, these 2 young mallams showed up. One said he'd buy at 735 but would give me cash..I was like...why not do transfer? He said he's not educated enough to have an account or transfer money, that he only had cash.

In short, I collected the cash, counted it twice before I left them cos of all I've been hearing about bdcs who gave cash money only to disappear later from your pocket. On getting to where I wanted to buy tyre, I paid cash, counted the remaining . It was complete. On getting to site to pay workers, I counted the money , e no complete. I counted it again and again, for where ? 75k Don disappear. I'd never be so stupid again.. I should have agreed on transfer.

Juju dey oo. Konfam
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by lexy2014: 1:18am On Sep 15, 2023
Bvlgari:
OMG Man caught redhanded stealing another man's "joystick" shocked shocked shocked
can we see the pix of the peniis after it was "stolen"?
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by girlFlavor(f): 1:28am On Sep 15, 2023
Timoleon:
How him prick go stand for front of everybody? All of una wey follow naked d babe, una prick gree stand? You expect person wey Dey under extreme fear of stupid belief to get hard prick. How?
The guy is funny
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by SaLongs1(m): 1:36am On Sep 15, 2023
I don't believe any of this bullcrap. If you make false allegations against anyone and torture them long enough they are likely to confess to what they don't know anything about.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by emmanugo: 1:45am On Sep 15, 2023
Has anyone given it a thought that the alleged prick snatcher might be mentally retarded and just taking the blames... First, when asked about snatching d prick,hes response was that was what the d guy said...then he went on to say the penis will be back by God's grace at a particular time... The man doesn't seem well mentally and might just be a victim of circumstances..... Lastly.. that your penis shrinked doesn't mean it had been stolen... this is the first victim of penis snatching that I
have actually listened to and I was expecting to hear that he couldn't find his entire penis...d electric shock he was explaining might be numbness and paraesthesia of d penis and if that has ever happened to you,you will feel like the penis isn't yours... Well, my wait to discover how true dis is continues...
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Funflipper: 1:46am On Sep 15, 2023
jaeyking:
Abeg grin

This news is quite funny
Like how does it happen
Like how

Biko make person dey conscious of him gun oo
Watch the video, the victim explained exactly how it happened.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Federalis: 1:48am On Sep 15, 2023
Where is the stolen joystick?
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