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Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by pointblankeirie: 1:49am On Sep 15, 2023
See the animals I share a country with sad
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Funflipper: 1:50am On Sep 15, 2023
thrillionaire:
Lol I still wonder how this actually happens. Does the place just become blank or like a vagina? It's quite funny sha
Watch the video. It doesn't dissappear but the size will be reduced to that of a day old baby.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Funflipper: 1:55am On Sep 15, 2023
musicwriter:
The reality is that someone has given your guy a substance that tranquilizes dick, not that a supernatural force took his dick.
If you do your research, you'll discover that the person who so called stole your guys dick is a victim of a scam in the hands of people who promise to give him big dick.

The scam works by keeping the one who needs a strong dick stupid by getting him to use correlation (the fall of your guys dick) as causation.

However, the bizarre way nature works it that the more stupid the person who needs a strong dick, the more he'll get a temporary strong dick because he's thinking some spirit is doing it. His strong dick would wane quickly and he would begin looking for someone else to give him yet another strong dick.

In reality, the one that actually gets jazzed is the person looking for strong dick. Bottom line: it's a scam.....a very good scam.

This may be difficult for many to understand but I have no simpler way to say it.
That shit is real bro. I am a living witness. people think I'm crazy when I say it but I just can't stop. Organ theft is as real as night and day, just pray you don't fall victim.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Funflipper: 2:00am On Sep 15, 2023
Timoleon:
How him prick go stand for front of everybody? All of una wey follow naked d babe, una prick gree stand? You expect person wey Dey under extreme fear of stupid belief to get hard prick. How?
Ol boy forget that thing o. Just pray make e no happen to you. I be dey doubt before until I use my own korokoro eyes see a victim real time. It's no joke my brother.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by DaddyCoool(f): 2:20am On Sep 15, 2023
Tommydare:
Tor. Another news today. Wetin u go talk now? The culprit was caught red-handed and he confessed to it .
Nigerians are so gullible.
See my comments below, especially the encircled.

Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by DaddyCoool(f): 2:27am On Sep 15, 2023
Skyview01:
Is this for real?

Have you ever come across someone whos pe..nis was taken for real not an hearsay evidence.?

Now to the pe.nis thief, what would they even do with it?

Does it make them rich in some ways or do they cook and eat like ponmo?

Someone should enlighten me please!
We don't like people who ask questions. Stop asking questions
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by DaddyCoool(f): 2:30am On Sep 15, 2023
Starships4u:
I'm just curious how it works, how does the penis vanish and where is it being kept.

Imagine this man saying it would return by 4:30-5:00pm.
Olohun konije
And you believe a man obviously not with his full faculties
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Kobojunkie: 2:30am On Sep 15, 2023
Funflipper:
■ Watch the video. It doesn't dissappear but the size will be reduced to that of a day old baby.
Did you see the size before it supposedly reduced? grin

Shrunken penis is actually a medical situation. grin
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Kobojunkie: 2:33am On Sep 15, 2023
izonborn098:
And many young girls has that power.. A guy i know can't bleep another woman except his babe, when he want to have sex with another woman the dick don't rise apart from his woman..
That one na mental condition naw! Why are folks so gullible for Pete's sake! undecided
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by DaddyCoool(f): 2:35am On Sep 15, 2023
Keme4Real:
Thank God say dem no dey carry girls boobs like this too o. Wetin we for do?
Juju never works on things that can be easily verified. It'll never work on girls' boobs because it is easily verifiable
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by DaddyCoool(f): 2:40am On Sep 15, 2023
izonborn098:
And many young girls has that power.. A guy i know can't bleep another woman except his babe, when he want to have sex with another woman the dick don't rise apart from his woman..
LIE!!
Any person who has such will become a billionaire selling it!
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by DaddyCoool(f): 2:44am On Sep 15, 2023
Hambivert:
Physically and spiritually, the Penis is the most significant part amongst reproductive organs in both males and females.
Please tell us how the penis is more significant than the womb!
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by DaddyCoool(f): 2:45am On Sep 15, 2023
Forliving:
All this penis theft,why don't they ever show us the empty pelvic area let's see that the place is blank.
That will soon flood the internet
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by DaddyCoool(f): 2:47am On Sep 15, 2023
inoki247:
Joystick wey I still dey manage use pass time....
grin grin
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by DaddyCoool(f): 2:48am On Sep 15, 2023
izonborn098:
Again...
You said things like this are fallacy but you believe yahoo boys use juju to cashout..
You also believe girls can use the same juju to deceive their clients..
You said everything is fake but u go to church everyday and shout devil die, devil die, cast fire, it is not my portion, who are u now casting?
We skeptics don't believe any of that
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Nobody: 2:49am On Sep 15, 2023
Ewedegubbler:
Sense Is very far from de Blackman
*Africans* no black person in the diaspora does things like this
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Ameboperoo(m): 2:52am On Sep 15, 2023
SeriouslySense:
But you cannot invent a car, too superstitious. Use that ability to make electricity, you will not hear word. cheesy

The electrical challenges makes it harder to make things work, so why not use that ability to learn how to make it work.
Or use the the same technique to remove cancer tumor, appendicitis, transplant organs etc
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Nobody:
DaddyCoool:
We don't like people who ask questions. Stop asking questions
We ask questions in other to get answers and maybe enlighten others especially the pe**nis thief.

Peradventure, they would know there is nothing to be gained by penn*is harvesting.

Long time time ago, a story was told about a man who was touched by a strange woman in Oshodi and subsequently, he started having a strange body sensation. When he touched down below, lo and behold, his pe**nis was missing.

He immediately raised an alarm and trust Lagosians, a large crowd was formed immediately.

The woman was identified and got the beating of her life and was asked to return the stolen pe**nis.
She did some abracadabra conjuring and at the end, the penis was returned to the man.

Now the man said he was not sure if he got the right pennis and would require a kind of quality control testing.

The mob agreed and a circle was immediately formed with the man and the thief in the middle.

crowd had to form a circle for the victim to test the pe**nis on the woman in order to ensure proper functioning before letting go of the woman.

Now the man continued and did not stop for about 10 minutes into the testing, na so one of the area boys hit and told told him "Ogbeni dide joor, e wo bo se n'gedi"

The story was circulated in my area those days but it sure sounded like a fabu to me.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by BALLOSKI: 3:16am On Sep 15, 2023
This thing happens. May God protect us.


Those of you doubting...it's always funny when It's happening to another person, until it happens to you.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Kobojunkie: 3:18am On Sep 15, 2023
Ameboperoo:
Or use the the same technique to remove cancer tumor, appendicitis, transplant organs etc
ROFLMAO
grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Kobojunkie: 3:19am On Sep 15, 2023
BALLOSKI:
This thing happens. May God protect us.
Those of you doubting...it's always funny when It's happening to another person, until it happens to you.
Please stop disgracing us online abeg! undecided
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Babastrong(m): 3:27am On Sep 15, 2023
The get-in-side children will say it's a lie, superstition. but they go to church/mosque pray against devils. lol. what's called satanic powers?
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Babastrong(m): 3:37am On Sep 15, 2023
If you believed that glory can be stolen or transfered, then joystick is easier to be transfered too.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Dotmanq: 3:49am On Sep 15, 2023
I used to ask if this is possible but the recent event has shown that anything is possible in Nigeria.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Kobojunkie: 3:59am On Sep 15, 2023
Babastrong:
If you believed that glory can be stolen or transfered, then joystick is easier to be transfered
too.
The mental health industry is indeed in terrible straits ! undecided
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by juman(m): 4:24am On Sep 15, 2023
There is nothing like stealing joystick.
The man was beaten mercilessly to the extent that he accepted it to save his life.
Re: Man Caught Red-Handed Stealing Another Man's Joystick (Video) by Satanistx: 4:27am On Sep 15, 2023
izonborn098:
Again...
You said things like this are fallacy but you believe yahoo boys use juju to cashout..
You also believe girls can use the same juju to deceive their clients..
You said everything is fake but u go to church everyday and shout devil die, devil die, cast fire, it is not my portion, who are u now casting?
all the things u mentioned are all fallacy and trash
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