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Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by shiki(m): 6:33am On Jun 03, 2024
angry
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by nedu666: 6:33am On Jun 03, 2024
Likely his bag containing the certificate was stolen and of course thieves don't need his certificate, so they dumped it.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by CountinBlessins(m): 6:33am On Jun 03, 2024
victorVIC1:
The question is how many Lasu graduates have you met?
Too many!! angry
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Ezmans: 6:33am On Jun 03, 2024
Certificate is a scam, 00000000.5 people with certificate are not rich
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Kenmatt(m):
CountinBlessins:
Firstly only a school like LASU this can happen to, A school that only breeds agberos and cultists The quality of graduates LASU produces is so low, you cant even engage a LASU graduate in a proper interview without wondering if truly the person is a graduate. 99% of the agberos carrying out oro festival beheading are LASU graduates.

This can never happen to Unilag, Uniben, University of Ibadan, UNN, ESUT, OAU, Nnamdi Azikiwe, EKpoma etc
Ekpoma that my friend graduated from as an Economist but he is afraid of basic economics elementary policies questions.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by CountinBlessins(m): 6:35am On Jun 03, 2024
Kenmatt:
Ekpoma that my friend graduated from as an Economics but he is afraid of basic economics elementary policies questions.
Let me guess, you are a LASU graduate right?
Show me your friend and i will tell you whom you are, for him to be friends with a LASU graduate says it all. Nothing to see there. angry

BYE
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by ppogba: 6:36am On Jun 03, 2024
Ejiakusmith:
Na old picture 🖼️ be this ...... This picture has been trending since 2017
Na today day break for Nairaland.

No wonder someone said for old news text 419 to Nairaland.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by NaijaCover(m): 6:36am On Jun 03, 2024
Inukwa ooooo
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Villa12(m): 6:38am On Jun 03, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Firstly only a school like LASU this can happen to, A school that only breeds agberos and cultists The quality of graduates LASU produces is so low, you cant even engage a LASU graduate in a proper interview without wondering if truly the person is a graduate. 99% of the agberos carrying out oro festival beheading are LASU graduates.

This can never happen to Unilag, Uniben, University of Ibadan, UNN, ESUT, OAU, Nnamdi Azikiwe, EKpoma etc
LASU is the best state University. The school produced the best law graduate last year with 5.0 CGPA both in school and law school.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by aieromon(m): 6:43am On Jun 03, 2024
Recycled thread from 2018.

Mods really need to vet information before pushing to FP.

https://www.nairaland.com/4856417/original-certificate-lasus-graduate-found

Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Tjra: 6:44am On Jun 03, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Firstly only a school like LASU this can happen to, A school that only breeds agberos and cultists The quality of graduates LASU produces is so low, you cant even engage a LASU graduate in a proper interview without wondering if truly the person is a graduate. 99% of the agberos carrying out oro festival beheading are LASU graduates.

This can never happen to Unilag, Uniben, University of Ibadan, UNN, ESUT, OAU, Nnamdi Azikiwe, EKpoma etc
Uniben and Ekpoma in particular are the headquarters of cultists in Nigeria.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Burruchaga71(m): 6:47am On Jun 03, 2024
So what do you want Aboki used to wrap suya?
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by THISLIFE01: 6:49am On Jun 03, 2024
Abisolababe:
Maybe the person sold all the certificate out to aboki when he couldn't get a job.
Or maybe he swap certificate with Suya when hunger wipe am
"Swap certificate with suya" Lol, haba nah.... Suya that will finish withing few minutes 😃😃
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by omoharry(f): 6:55am On Jun 03, 2024
Gentlesoul2021:
They are in need of a wide coverage in locating the owner of this certificate.
This original bachelor's degree certificate was used to wrap suya and they are looking for the owner
LASU clarifies the news of the certificate found at a suya spot https://yossyinfo./2018/12/07/lasu-clarifies-the-news-of-the-certificate-found-at-a-suya-spot/
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by pennyland(m): 7:00am On Jun 03, 2024
May he mistakenly forgot it in newspaper
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by illicit(m): 7:01am On Jun 03, 2024
BoldBrainz:
Coloured photocopy of an original school certificate? I strongly want to believe this is just your attempt at sarcasm.
Yeah sure

I have coloured copies of mine

I don't do it in black and white

🥴
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by rolams(m): 7:03am On Jun 03, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Firstly only a school like LASU this can happen to, A school that only breeds agberos and cultists The quality of graduates LASU produces is so low, you cant even engage a LASU graduate in a proper interview without wondering if truly the person is a graduate. 99% of the agberos carrying out oro festival beheading are LASU graduates.

This can never happen to Unilag, Uniben, University of Ibadan, UNN, ESUT, OAU, Nnamdi Azikiwe, EKpoma etc
Imagine this coming out of your mind. Too bad!
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Focusmind: 7:03am On Jun 03, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Firstly only a school like LASU this can happen to, A school that only breeds agberos and cultists The quality of graduates LASU produces is so low, you cant even engage a LASU graduate in a proper interview without wondering if truly the person is a graduate. 99% of the agberos carrying out oro festival beheading are LASU graduates.

This can never happen to Unilag, Uniben, University of Ibadan, UNN, ESUT, OAU, Nnamdi Azikiwe, EKpoma etc
I totally disagreed with you. Nigerian Universities have no impact on quality and behaviour of its graduates. It depends on individual person. Nigerian universities, have seen, lost its glory in moulding people in character and in learning. It is what you make of yourself that will take you far in life. It is not about the Nigerian university that you attended.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by blackmantis: 7:03am On Jun 03, 2024
LASU has issued a statement on this.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by IamAtAnger: 7:04am On Jun 03, 2024
He's only assuming and I don't think there's any crime in it?... what is the usefulness of a certificate if the bearer is dead??! Una too dey attach unnecessary energy over irrelevant things... what u shud pick from here is that nothing lasts forever... our journey here on earth is temporary!
GlorifiedTunde:
This is illiteracy!


Not withstanding!

Anyone who does this does not value or understand the value of education.

Going to school for over 16 years nah beans?
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by rolams(m): 7:05am On Jun 03, 2024
aieromon:
Recycled thread from 2018.

Mods really need to vet information before pushing to FP.

https://www.nairaland.com/4856417/original-certificate-lasus-graduate-fou.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by EnglandAmaka(f): 7:05am On Jun 03, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Firstly only a school like LASU this can happen to, A school that only breeds agberos and cultists The quality of graduates LASU produces is so low, you cant even engage a LASU graduate in a proper interview without wondering if truly the person is a graduate. 99% of the agberos carrying out oro festival beheading are LASU graduates.

This can never happen to Unilag, Uniben, University of Ibadan, UNN, ESUT, OAU, Nnamdi Azikiwe, EKpoma etc
Remove ESUT and Ekpoma from this elite list.

They're worse than LASU
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by EnglandAmaka(f): 7:07am On Jun 03, 2024
blackmantis:
LASU has issued a statement on this.
What did they say
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by GlorifiedTunde(m): 7:07am On Jun 03, 2024
IamAtAnger:
He's only assuming and I don't think there's any crime in it?... what is the usefulness if a certificate of the bearer is dead??! Una too dey attach unnecessary energy over irrelevant things... what u shud pick from here is that nothing lasts forever... our journey here on earth is temporary!
You're definitely "At Anger"

Because nothing I said warrants this vituperation.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Blitzking: 7:09am On Jun 03, 2024
I think I should play this stunt too..with my MBcHB.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by tete7000(m): 7:09am On Jun 03, 2024
Abisolababe:
Maybe the person sold all the certificate out to aboki when he couldn't get a job.
Or maybe he swap certificate with Suya when hunger wipe am
Or maybe armed robbers robbed his house, stole his belongings including his certificate, disposed it and it ended up landing at the suya spot. Not everything in life ought to be coined in negativity.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by davit:
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by IamAtAnger: 7:11am On Jun 03, 2024
By starting ur statement in such manner?.... calling someone you haven't met be4 an "illiterate"?.. is that the way you were taught in school if truly you're literate?.. no simple etiquette?
GlorifiedTunde:
You're definitely "At Anger"

Because nothing I said warrants this vituperation.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by FireUpNow(m): 7:12am On Jun 03, 2024
That degree certificate could be fake or colour photocopy though this is very terrible.
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Ibime(m): 7:25am On Jun 03, 2024
Shame its a science degree and not a masscom certificate

All Masscom certificates are good candidates for Suya wrapper
Re: A Man's Certificate Used To Wrap Suya (Picture) by Orch1981: 7:27am On Jun 03, 2024
All of us for this country na illiterate _ ndaboski bahose
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