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folake4u:
Nonsense man. 😂😂😂

Your spelling is wrong.

Nazgul:
Your spelling is wrong.

Story.

folake4u:
Story.

You should pay me to take you private lessons. 🤔

Nazgul:
You should pay me to take you private lessons. 🤔

Private lessons for what course?

folake4u:
Private lessons for what course?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDCtebLjeTw?si=Q1fi-L6Yn7dXd0Jq

You fail my test you fail my exam
If you want to pass you know what to do

folake4u:
Private lessons for what course?

You mentioned story. So let's start with bedtime stories for now.

Nazgul:
You mentioned story. So let's start with bedtime stories for now.

I don't like bedtime stories. 😂😂😂😂

Let's start with nursery rhymes at daylight.

folake4u:
I don't like bedtime stories. 😂😂😂😂

Let's start with nursery rhymes at daylight.

But I thought you ladies love 'em cos it makes you sleep well....no? 🙄

Nursery rhymes? Ok...

Ten Ten,
Pomo no dey,
If you chop am,
You go vomit,
If you die,
I go cry,
I go marry another wife.

Nazgul:
But I thought you ladies love 'em cos it makes you sleep well....no? 🙄

Nursery rhymes? Ok...

Ten Ten,
Pomo no dey,
If you chop am,
You go vomit,
If you die,
I go cry,
I go marry another wife.

Which ladies? It's little babies that like bedtime stories. It makes them sleep well.

What kind of nursery rhyme is that? Omgg!!

Don't you know this nursery song:

Qué Sera Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Qué Sera Sera
What will be, will be

folake4u:
Which ladies? It's little babies that like bedtime stories. It makes them sleep well.

But you girls are always referred to as babies and you do love it. In fact you always crave for guys who can pet and pamper you. Those are some of your qualities. 😏

folake4u:
What kind of nursery rhyme is that? Omgg!!

It's a nursery rhyme from the streets. You'd never know it if you haven't been on the streets. 😁😏

folake4u:
Don't you know this nursery song:

Qué Sera Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Qué Sera Sera
What will be, will be

I no sabi am. The English too hard abeg. 😩🤕

Nazgul:
But you girls are always referred to as babies and you do love it. In fact you always crave for guys who can pet and pamper you. Those are some of your qualities. 😏


It's a nursery rhyme from the streets. You'd never know it if you haven't been on the streets. 😁😏


I no sabi am. The English too hard abeg. 😩🤕

Lol, as for me I love being called "Baby" by my father and "my man". Certainly, I love pampering oh.

I've never heard this "streets" nursery rhyme in my entire years of existence.

Ahhhhhh!! That is a very common nursery rhyme and so easy to learn. Just type "Qué Sera Sera" on YouTube, play a video and you'd discover you've heard it before.

folake4u:
Lol, as for me I love being called "Baby" by my father and "my man". Certainly, I love pampering oh.

You love all these, yet you hate bedtime stories? How else would you feel like a baby if you don't experience the romantic warmth of bedtime stories?

folake4u:
I've never heard this "streets" nursery rhyme in my entire years of existence.

You didn't grow up in Lagos na. That's why. There are some nursery rhymes that once you sing outside Lagos, people would keep looking at you as though you were some weird creature that just crawled out of the grave. 🙄

folake4u:
Ahhhhhh!! That is a very common nursery rhyme and so easy to learn. Just type "Qué Sera Sera" on YouTube, play a video and you'd discover you've heard it before.

That thing sounds like an initiation song. I no wan go join wetin I no know abeg. 😩

Nazgul:
You love all these, yet you hate bedtime stories? How else would you feel like a baby if you don't experience the romantic warmth of bedtime stories?


You didn't grow up in Lagos na. That's why. There are some nursery rhymes that once you sing outside Lagos, people would keep looking at you as though you were some weird creature that just crawled out of the grave. 🙄


That thing sounds like an initiation song. I no wan go join wetin I no know abeg. 😩

I nor trust your bedtime stories.

Lmao, no wonder. The nursery rhyme is indigenous to Lagosians.

That Qué Sera nursery rhyme is actually very nice.

folake4u:
I nor trust your bedtime stories.

Why? 🙁

folake4u:
Lmao, no wonder. The nursery rhyme is indigenous to Lagosians.

Yes o. There are still many others . Some are in Yourba language. They're all interesting.

folake4u:
That Qué Sera nursery rhyme is actually very nice.

That witch something. Abeg I no wan learn am before I go begin fly for night. 😩

Nazgul:
Why? 🙁


Yes o. There are still many others . Some are in Yourba language. They're all interesting.


That witch something. Abeg I no wan learn am before I go begin fly for night. 😩

I nor trust you.

That is nice to hear.

It's not anything witchy. Anyways, I fly at night. We'd be doing coven meeting today, our last meeting for 2nd quarter. Care to join?

folake4u:
I nor trust you.

You no trust me or you no trust yourself around me which one.

folake4u:
It's not anything witchy. Anyways, I fly at night. We'd be doing coven meeting today, our last meeting for 2nd quarter. Care to join?

I'm not surprised. Benin people, na una way. I no de come any yeye winch meeting. African witches una too broke, na only to de suck blood, cause accident and bad bad thing una sabi. If you go fit put paper inside Ghana must go turn am to dollars, I go join una sharply. 😏

Nazgul:
You no trust me or you no trust yourself around me which one.


I'm not surprised. Benin people, na una way. I no de come any yeye winch meeting. African witches una too broke, na only to de suck blood, cause accident and bad bad thing una sabi. If you go fit put paper inside Ghana must go turn am to dollars, I go join una sharply. 😏

I nor trust NIGERIAN MEN.

Lmao 😆. I fit turn am to dollars but are you willing to sacrifice something you cherish most? Nothing in Freetown.

folake4u:
I nor trust NIGERIAN MEN.

De play. You way get men way you de die for.

folake4u:
Lmao 😆. I fit turn am to dollars but are you willing to sacrifice something you cherish most? Nothing in Freetown.

I get one earpiece like that way I buy. I fit sacrifice am sha. But make sure say the dollar full the Ghana must go bag cos that na the only earpiece way I get. 🤕

Nazgul:
De play. You way get men way you de die for.


I get one earpiece like that way I buy. I fit sacrifice am sha. But make sure say the dollar full the Ghana must go bag cos that na the only earpiece way I get. 🤕

Lol, I nor get any man(men) wey I dey die for.

You never serious.

folake4u:
Lol, I nor get any man(men) wey I dey die for.

Na lie joor. And I get evidence.

folake4u:
You never serious.

I no understand you. Abeg do fast biko, make I carry my dollars comot. I fit use dispatch rider send you the earpiece.

Nazgul:
Na lie joor. And I get evidence.


I no understand you. Abeg do fast biko, make I carry my dollars comot. I fit use dispatch rider send you the earpiece.

Lol, show the evidence na make I see.

Why I go do dollar trade by barter with earpiece? Abeg gettaut.

folake4u:
Lol, show the evidence na make I see.

No worry. I no wan fall your hand. 😏

folake4u:
Why I go do dollar trade by barter with earpiece? Abeg gettaut.

Do you know how dear that earpiece is to me?

Even if you give me a million naira, I won't let it go. Only dollars can make me change my mind

Nazgul:
No worry. I no wan fall your hand. 😏


Do you know how dear that earpiece is to me?

Even if you give me a million naira, I won't let it go. Only dollars can make me change my mind

Lmao see this one. 😂

Make you gettaut with your N250 earpiece.

folake4u:
Lmao see this one. 😂

😜

folake4u:
Make you gettaut with your N250 earpiece.

250k you mean? 😜

Nazgul:
😜


250k you mean? 😜

Lol smh for you.

Who dash monkey banana?😂😂