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| Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Almiron(op): 7:32pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
I saw this post of Facebook and I decided to share it here, I don't know the appropriate section to post this. Moderator do your thing. 1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY. 2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday. 3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket. 4. Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business. 5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside. 6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger. 7. Welcome to Nigeria.. A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him. 8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb! 9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO. 10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie. 11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses. 12. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called Aboki 13. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black Add yours... 143 Likes 13 Shares
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| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by ayjay45(m): 8:11pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Boring. 56 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by vibemad007: 8:11pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
6 9 11 13 not true CHECK my signature 3 Likes |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by NothingDoMe: 8:11pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Welcome to Nigeria where citizens vote for the worst and expect the best. 269 Likes 15 Shares |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Nobody: 8:11pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
LOL. 3 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by TalkTalkTwins(m): 8:12pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
not funny, try another joke! this has been recycled more than Nigeria ever recycled plastic waste. 22 Likes |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by KHAYGOLD(m): 8:12pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
What a zoo! 16 Likes |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Ance4Liverpool: 8:12pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Welcome to nigeria where even satan can win election with maggi, 2k, and sachet of salt 90 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Neduzze5(m): 8:12pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
That number 8 pain me die enh. I reach one barber shop sometimes early this year to go barb. I saw the usual poster in his shop and pointed to a particular style and asked him what the name is. He talk say na three step. I con tell the baba, oya run me this hair. Na so the guy talksay e no go fit me ooo, say e go barb one wey go fit me. As a cool guy, I said no wam, do your wish. Omo, as the guy barb me finish, I no recognize myself again. The baba almost commot all the hair wey dey for my head oo. As I reach office too, na so dem no recognize me ooo. For almost two weeks , I just look totally different. Since then, I cancel ✖️ him shop. I no dey go there to go barb and I dey pass there every day and he dey hail me. Worst part be say the baba charge me pass normal ooo. Hair wey be 800 or 1k, baba charge me 1500 and I just pay into say na man to man. E con still get mind send me message for WhatsApp the other day. I no even gree respond give am at all cos my own no good normally. As Baba Tinu don spoil the country finish, men dey vex. 59 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Kelklein(m): 8:12pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Welcome to Nigeria where professors collect money to help the politicians rig elections.. then go on strike because the rigged-in politicians pay them stipends as salary. This place is wild..🤔🤔 None of these is actually funny tho.. 100 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Bitterkola100: 8:12pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Welcome to nigeria were a governor who refuses to conduct local govt elections in eight years as a governor will come out to campaign for president as the messiah. 18 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by asumo12: 8:12pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Where sugar daddy won’t give you Jedi Jedi  3 Likes |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Akinsete19(m): 8:12pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Nigeria where citizens and government are very unserious 11 Likes |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:12pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Everybody don graduate from one higher institution or the other. 7 Likes
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| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Tayorshd87(m): 8:12pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
This is Nigeria too |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Feldie: 8:13pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
How many times do I have to read "welcome to Nigeria"? Are you in secondary school or you are trying to give people brain aneurism? 2 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Intergrated: 8:13pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
This one is your problem Abi? 1 Like |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by zhemyfresh(m): 8:13pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Add mine for what ? It’s 2024 not 2010 .. stop with the tomfoolery 1 Like |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by samsegs(m): 8:13pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Ure welcome... |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by INTEGRITYA1(m): 8:13pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Welcome to Nigeria |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by oluwaseyi0: 8:13pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Lol |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Tjra: 8:13pm On Jul 11, 2024*. Modified: 9:43pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
NothingDoMe:As in ehn, They hate the likes of Sowore and Soludo but they want the best from scammers and thieves like Obi, Atiku, etc. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Galaticos444: 8:13pm On Jul 11, 2024*. Modified: 8:13pm On Aug 24, 2024 |
Welcome to Nigeria where people will b suffering and smiling, where d poor will b praising their oppressors, where d rich are above d law, where tribalism and nepotism are d order of d day.nigeria is gone  30 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Nairashop(m): 8:13pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Welcome to Nigeria where Nigerians leave the country and ……. Typing See my thread, the content go shock you |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Chibuzoripob: 8:14pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
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| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Klington: 8:14pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
 Welcome to Nigeria where stark illiterates and criminals occupy top positions and make decisions for millions of so-called educated ph00lz. 14 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by ReacherSaidNoth: 8:14pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Welcome to Nigeria where people make up dry jokes in the name of content. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by 9JAMac10: 8:15pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Welcome to Nigeria where chevron and Exxon Mobil and Shell own and runs Nigeria till this day 4 Likes |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by chatinent: 8:15pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Welcome to Nigeria where few persons are extorting over 200 million citizens and the citizens fight over them. 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Edimakan(m): 8:15pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Welcome to Nigeria where citizens can't afford their basic needs Garri is now luxury 4 Likes |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by godguy: 8:15pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
Almiron:not funny 3 Likes |
| Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Osolanrewaju: 8:15pm On Jul 11, 2024 |
That's Nigeria for u and me anyway it so so much funny 1 Like |
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