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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Zubeezanga(m): 8:03pm On Jul 12, 2024
Lol i for tell tell the bike guy say the woman say him no be man enough, as how body no won rest, no allow dota's of eve push you inside unnecessary confrontations.
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Love800(m): 8:13pm On Jul 12, 2024
Its not about being cool.
Is being wise.

Always know how to follow conflict without wounding urself.

And put an appearance of cool and dangerous at the same time, so people wont easily take you for granted.
Fuckyoumod:
The cooler you are the more they invade you.
Being too cool all the time has its own negative effects.

"Change am sometimes" for invaders and they will flee and respect your boundaries. Remain cool trust me they we keep coming with greater force.

Too much of everything is bad!
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by KingLarry04: 8:17pm On Jul 12, 2024
mrjoeblinks:
Ehen?
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99% intelligence, 1% ruggedity anytime…anyday!
how far this man
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by jchioma: 8:27pm On Jul 12, 2024
shortgun:
Some wicked women have pushed many simple men to their untimely passing using emotional blackmail.
It all started in our homes, our mothers will incite our fathers to beat us mercilessly making us feel our fathers hated us.
Very true! I remember when someone flagrantly cursed "Your Papa", and I responded, "Ehn! What happened to him?" It was confusion all the way!
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by netmillionaires(m): 8:28pm On Jul 12, 2024
It is not about being able to beat someone but wisdom. I always tell people that it is not always about "I fit best am". Just ignore some people and enjoy peace.

I was going to LUTH on sallah day this year when I saw a guy carrying a much heavier guy on his shoulder while being harassed by eyewitnesses. He was sweating and looked so tired but was not allowed to drop the guy. What happened? They fought and the other guy slumped and died.

That guy will be wishing he had maintained his peace now.

Haydens:
If you are not strong you cannot survive in this world.

It's a rugged world, see the way the man swallowed insult because he can't beat the man.
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by 1Sharon(f): 8:50pm On Jul 12, 2024
Ahigbo1:
I can't relate with the last lines....Most times papa wanted to beat us, mama was our advocate smiley
He's a liar.
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by MasterTeeUSA:
Everyone is driving mad in Nigeria these days...almost everyone even the well dressed people. We cant show common courtesy, we cannot wait for 5 secs, we will rather block one another in. Something is wrong with us...I just look calmly, let the mad people go, then i drive...when i get to busy area, I slow down so old mama and papa wont be running from vehicles. Of course the mad ones will be pressing horns...they dont know...I am different, I was washed away from their mad waters 2 decades ago. Driving rough does not make you a man...you will just waste your own time when you get into an accident and waste other people's time.



Odewaleadesoye:
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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Oshin56(m): 9:50pm On Jul 12, 2024
Ahigbo1:
I can't relate with the last lines....Most times papa wanted to beat us, mama was our advocate smiley
a child will do bad thing since morning when papa don go work, the mother will said let your father come and I will report you to him. Why can't she discipline the child and tell the father later...
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by GenFunction: 10:30pm On Jul 12, 2024
neonly:
Pls u guys should stop giving dis girl attention
Very sure it what she crave for
Abi o,no be lie,sometimes we gats remind her say she no wise
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Ahigbo1: 10:33pm On Jul 12, 2024
Oshin56:
a child will do bad thing since morning when papa don go work, the mother will said let your father come and I will report you to him. Why can't she discipline the child and tell the father later...
I suppose this is to instill fear in the child, since the child naturally fears the father more than the mother
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Oshin56(m): 10:53pm On Jul 12, 2024
Ahigbo1:
I suppose this is to instill fear in the child, since the child naturally fears the father more than the mother
it will bring fear and with that fear the child will see his/her father's as an enemy..
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Ahigbo1: 11:38pm On Jul 12, 2024
Oshin56:
it will bring fear and with that fear the child will see his/her father's as an enemy..
This doesn't make the mother 'wicked'. The child's understand deepens with growth.
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by patosky3310(m): 5:43am On Jul 13, 2024
In this clime, that statement is more of a conclusive insult, than a question. Most of us grew up hearing it as an insult.
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by eepeepook: 1:09pm On Jul 13, 2024
Arostar2023:
Don't be deceived....those sounds you make when you do yoga what are they? Those pose you take, do you know the symbolism behind them? Go and research on the origin of yoga. It's like someone from Africa saying that masquerade is just for entertainment and has nothing to do with African traditional religion AKA demon worship.
Don't be deceived....those sounds you make when you do press-ups, what are they? That pose you take when doing press-ups, do you know the symbolism behind it? Go and research on the origin of press-ups. It's like someone from Africa saying that masquerade is just for entertainment and has nothing to do with African traditional religion AKA demon worship.
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by rapheal5(m): 2:46pm On Jul 13, 2024
I'm a proffesor of art under pressure but i got advice to withdraw under sapa...
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by PontiusPirate(m): 4:21pm On Jul 13, 2024
My regards to your beautiful daughter Kamsiyochukwu
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Marvelous0001(m): 11:55am On Jul 14, 2024
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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Kingzjayzee: 10:14pm On Mar 14, 2025
Na the muscle wey him see make am mellow. Guy man no wan collect. 😁
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