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You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by ahaz(op): 12:53am On Aug 07, 2024
*The man who caused the death of thousands, destruction of entire cities and immense misery to his own people!*

*Ismail Haniyeh* nursed a scotch and nibbled at exotic Ali Pasha kebabs in his luxurious West Bay villa in Qatar while watching the Al Jazeera news.

Safely ensconced in his villa in Doha, he enjoyed the millions he had made by milking the international aid given to Palestinians and the 20% entry tax on all goods entering Palestine through underground Hamas tunnels. He kept on urging Hamas and Palestinians to fight on. Oblivious to the misery and sacrifice of the common Palestinian while he sat safely in the lap of luxury in Doha.

Haniyeh was looking forward to his meeting with the Iranian Defense Minister *Mohd. Reza Ashtiani* on his forthcoming trip to Iran to attend the inauguration ceremony of the Iranian *President Masoud Pezeshkian.* His plan was to persuade and involve the Iranians in direct conflict with Israel so that Israel had to fight on multiple fronts.

At exactly the same time, *David Barnea,* the head of Mossad gave the green signal to the meticulously planned assassination of the Head of Hamas. It was a deeply weighed decision as in all probability, it would lead to direct conflict with Iran. They couldn't afford to fail as the conflict with Iran would be for no gains if Ismail Haniyeh lived. *He had to die.*

Israel had vowed to exterminate the head of the hydra headed demon called Hamas after the October atrocity. They knew when Haniyeh would be in Tehran. As Mossad's previous records show, they have never failed to keep their promise.

*The Plot:*

As soon as the green signal was received from David Barnea, the deeply embedded Mossad Agent in Tehran was activated. He knew the plan like the back of his hand and he checked out the equipment he needed. Not much, just a remote activated electronic transmitter on which any aircraft or missile could home in when activated.

Israel knew that placing a bomb or getting a person to shoot Haniyeh was impossible because Haniyeh's residence in Tehran was guarded like the Fort Knox by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard.

An airstrike by Israeli Airforce fighters was also out of the question as Tehran was a long way off and Israeli aircraft would be spotted by Iranian radars well before they crossed the border and would be eventually shot down. So it had to be something that the Iranian air defence won't be able to spot or defend in time.

The weapon of choice was the *Lockheed ARRW Hypersonic missile.* Capable of Mach 5 speed, (a mile in a second) and double the speed of any fighter aircraft, a weapon whicht no radar will be able to track or missile shield be able to defend. It could carry a lethal war head that could demolish an entire building. The US gifted the missile, which was still in its prototype stage, to Israel for this specific purpose.

The plan was that the Mossad Agent would leave a car parked in front of Haniyeh's residence in Tehran. The old Toyota would have the transmitter hidden in the audio system of the car. The agent would station himself about half a kilometer from the spot and monitor the car through binoculars. He would activate the transmitter by remote as soon as Haniyeh came home. The active transmitter would send the signal to the Israeli missile bunker just beyond the Iranian border and the missile crew would fire as soon as they received the signal. This would ensure that Haniyeh was home when the missile hit.

*The Execution:*

As D-Day arrived, the Mossad agent drove the car to Haniyeh's residence and left it outside. He went back to his perch on the 3rd floor of the building from where he would monitor the car.

As the day progressed, the agent's heart skipped a beat when he saw the guards check out the abandoned car but didn't find anything suspicious in it. There were no explosives packed inside, he had hidden the transmitter well.

Within minutes, Haniyeh arrived after the inauguration of the Iranian President and went straight in. He had a couple of hours to spare before his meeting with the Defence Minister, so he called a private number and asked his Iranian mistress to come over.

He was blissfully unaware that the Mossad agent had already activated the transmitter and a hypersonic missile was screaming towards him at over 6000 kms/hr.

The missile took 16 mins to reach Tehran, 1000 miles away from the Israeli border at Mach 5 speed. It smashed into Haniyeh's residence and reduced Haniyeh to _keema_. The Hamas couldn't even find any human remains to bury their esteemed leader.

*Mission accomplished*

The Demon was dead. Mossad's mission was accomplished and Israel readied for the Iranian+Hamas combined retaliation. As of latest, the Iranian leader Ali Khamenei has called for a massive retaliatory strike on Israel. They are just undecided as to what form it will take, but it will come for sure in the near future! *Long live Israel.*

*Source:* _Ex Mossad agent's revelations in the dark web._😳🫡🫡.
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by Karlman: 12:59am On Aug 07, 2024
Sure
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by COOL10(m): 2:57am On Aug 07, 2024
I won't be surprised if things actually happened the way you posted. The MOSSAD is a very efficient organization. Very accurate and efficient. A Nightmare to terrorists.
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by Legalaffairs(m): 3:22am On Aug 07, 2024
Fear Isreal. A country that intentionally and passionately defends it's own against all odds. Smooth operators.
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by mytime24(f):
Iran still dey imagine how Israel use enter their airspace without them knowing😁
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by Fibonacci88: 5:10am On Aug 07, 2024
Iran thinks it's buy manufacturing cheap drones that makes one a world power. They will learn a lesson
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by Afonjeezy(f): 5:43am On Aug 07, 2024
When will it be Tinubu's turn?
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by nnamdi640: 6:02am On Aug 07, 2024
Fibonacci88:
Iran thinks it's buy manufacturing cheap drones that makes one a world power. They will learn a lesson
They have learned their lesson, all this barking is to stay relevant. Imagine the way their ex president died, am sure the new one will be extremely careful so as not to end like the last one.
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by BALLOSKI: 7:08am On Aug 07, 2024
Fibonacci88:
Iran thinks it's buy manufacturing cheap drones that makes one a world power. They will learn a lesson
Iran penetrated Israel recently, didn't they?

Israel is fully exposed. You know how much the west spent in one night to defend Israel?
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by Blazebond(m): 7:10am On Aug 07, 2024
And yet they call on the entire world to protect them anytime Iran is about to blast them shebi,you brainwashed African clowns have no brain in your head at all,your stupidity is incurable.
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by oneda(m): 7:36am On Aug 07, 2024
Blazebond:
And yet they call on the entire world to protect them anytime Iran is about to blast them shebi,you brainwashed African clowns have no brain in your head at all,your stupidity is incurable.
That is what makes them great, their little efficient strength plus their strong allies.
Nigeria needed Britain, Russia, USA, France, Egypt etc to defeat a ragtag Biafra and it still cost them three good long years.

If Biafra had been the one with the allies or even some of them, you loudmouths won't be making fun of Ojukwu as you do today.

If Tinubu had taught me anything in life, it is to win by any means - steal it, grab it and run with it! Even Obi's allies are turning out against him because he didn't win (of course he won but he didn't defend his win).
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by Watcharena: 7:43am On Aug 07, 2024
Yet they failed to detect the plans and preparation for October 7 right under their Norse
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by Josbreed: 7:56am On Aug 07, 2024
Watcharena:
Yet they failed to detect the plans and preparation for October 7 right under their Norse
Dunce, who told you they failed? They allowed it to happen so that they will have the excuse to enter Gaza.
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by Saturnalia(m): 8:02am On Aug 07, 2024
ahaz:
The weapon of choice was the *Lockheed ARRW Hypersonic missile.* Capable of Mach 5 speed, (a mile in a second) and double the speed of any fighter aircraft, a weapon whicht no radar will be able to track or missile shield be able to defend. It could carry a lethal war head that could demolish an entire building. The US gifted the missile, which was still in its prototype stage, to Israel for this specific purpose.
Amerika has such missile that “CANNOT” be detected by “ANY” radar and yet, they couldn’t use it to take out their enemies like Putin & Kim Jong-Un?

The intelligent ones amongst us know the Country rated as the “FATHER of HYPERSONIC MISSILES” on Earth - and it is not the United Snakes of Amerika.

If such missile exists in the Amerikan arsenal, the war in Ukraine would have been over on the 3rd day.
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by Baronthecelebri(m): 8:27am On Aug 07, 2024
Nice one
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by Stoplying: 8:32am On Aug 07, 2024
So basically the USA gave Israel a tube called prototype and a fairytale attached to it. You are just too gullible, go and buy some hyperloop, it is meant for people like you who buy fairytale objects.
ahaz:
*The man who caused the death of thousands, destruction of entire cities and immense misery to his own people!*

*Ismail Haniyeh* nursed a scotch and nibbled at exotic Ali Pasha kebabs in his luxurious West Bay villa in Qatar while watching the Al Jazeera news.

Safely ensconced in his villa in Doha, he enjoyed the millions he had made by milking the international aid given to Palestinians and the 20% entry tax on all goods entering Palestine through underground Hamas tunnels. He kept on urging Hamas and Palestinians to fight on. Oblivious to the misery and sacrifice of the common Palestinian while he sat safely in the lap of luxury in Doha.

Haniyeh was looking forward to his meeting with the Iranian Defense Minister *Mohd. Reza Ashtiani* on his forthcoming trip to Iran to attend the inauguration ceremony of the Iranian *President Masoud Pezeshkian.* His plan was to persuade and involve the Iranians in direct conflict with Israel so that Israel had to fight on multiple fronts.

At exactly the same time, *David Barnea,* the head of Mossad gave the green signal to the meticulously planned assassination of the Head of Hamas. It was a deeply weighed decision as in all probability, it would lead to direct conflict with Iran. They couldn't afford to fail as the conflict with Iran would be for no gains if Ismail Haniyeh lived. *He had to die.*

Israel had vowed to exterminate the head of the hydra headed demon called Hamas after the October atrocity. They knew when Haniyeh would be in Tehran. As Mossad's previous records show, they have never failed to keep their promise.

*The Plot:*

As soon as the green signal was received from David Barnea, the deeply embedded Mossad Agent in Tehran was activated. He knew the plan like the back of his hand and he checked out the equipment he needed. Not much, just a remote activated electronic transmitter on which any aircraft or missile could home in when activated.

Israel knew that placing a bomb or getting a person to shoot Haniyeh was impossible because Haniyeh's residence in Tehran was guarded like the Fort Knox by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard.

An airstrike by Israeli Airforce fighters was also out of the question as Tehran was a long way off and Israeli aircraft would be spotted by Iranian radars well before they crossed the border and would be eventually shot down. So it had to be something that the Iranian air defence won't be able to spot or defend in time.

The weapon of choice was the *Lockheed ARRW Hypersonic missile.* Capable of Mach 5 speed, (a mile in a second) and double the speed of any fighter aircraft, a weapon whicht no radar will be able to track or missile shield be able to defend. It could carry a lethal war head that could demolish an entire building. The US gifted the missile, which was still in its prototype stage, to Israel for this specific purpose.

The plan was that the Mossad Agent would leave a car parked in front of Haniyeh's residence in Tehran. The old Toyota would have the transmitter hidden in the audio system of the car. The agent would station himself about half a kilometer from the spot and monitor the car through binoculars. He would activate the transmitter by remote as soon as Haniyeh came home. The active transmitter would send the signal to the Israeli missile bunker just beyond the Iranian border and the missile crew would fire as soon as they received the signal. This would ensure that Haniyeh was home when the missile hit.

*The Execution:*

As D-Day arrived, the Mossad agent drove the car to Haniyeh's residence and left it outside. He went back to his perch on the 3rd floor of the building from where he would monitor the car.

As the day progressed, the agent's heart skipped a beat when he saw the guards check out the abandoned car but didn't find anything suspicious in it. There were no explosives packed inside, he had hidden the transmitter well.

Within minutes, Haniyeh arrived after the inauguration of the Iranian President and went straight in. He had a couple of hours to spare before his meeting with the Defence Minister, so he called a private number and asked his Iranian mistress to come over.

He was blissfully unaware that the Mossad agent had already activated the transmitter and a hypersonic missile was screaming towards him at over 6000 kms/hr.

The missile took 16 mins to reach Tehran, 1000 miles away from the Israeli border at Mach 5 speed. It smashed into Haniyeh's residence and reduced Haniyeh to _keema_. The Hamas couldn't even find any human remains to bury their esteemed leader.

*Mission accomplished*

The Demon was dead. Mossad's mission was accomplished and Israel readied for the Iranian+Hamas combined retaliation. As of latest, the Iranian leader Ali Khamenei has called for a massive retaliatory strike on Israel. They are just undecided as to what form it will take, but it will come for sure in the near future! *Long live Israel.*

*Source:* _Ex Mossad agent's revelations in the dark web._😳🫡🫡.
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by ruggedtimi(m): 2:19pm On Aug 07, 2024
Saturnalia:
Amerika has such missile that “CANNOT” be detected by “ANY” radar and yet, they couldn’t use it to take out their enemies like Putin & Kim Jong-Un?

The intelligent ones amongst us know the Country rated as the “FATHER of HYPERSONIC MISSILES” on Earth - and it is not the United Snakes of Amerika.

If such missile exists in the Amerikan arsenal, the war in Ukraine would have been over on the 3rd day.
lol..this your reasoning no be here. The lockheed ARRW is still under test and a prototype. What the op posted cant be verified but the u.s hypersonic missile definitely exist.
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by fortunez1(m): 2:38pm On Aug 07, 2024
Saturnalia:
Amerika has such missile that “CANNOT” be detected by “ANY” radar and yet, they couldn’t use it to take out their enemies like Putin & Kim Jong-Un?

The intelligent ones amongst us know the Country rated as the “FATHER of HYPERSONIC MISSILES” on Earth - and it is not the United Snakes of Amerika.

If such missile exists in the Amerikan arsenal, the war in Ukraine would have been over on the 3rd day.
ur argument holds no water
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by Somilat: 3:42pm On Aug 07, 2024
ahaz:
*Source:* _Ex Mossad agent's revelations in the dark web._😳🫡🫡.
Doesn't sound legitimate. If the transmitter was in a car the missile would have hit the street.
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by SUPERPACK: 5:13pm On Aug 07, 2024
So Israel succeeded in killing Haniyeh who was completely unaware of any plans of October 7th attack till it happened. He has also been in negotiations to end the war from day one. Now Hamas has appointed same man that planned the October 7th attack, Yahya Sinwar, as the new head.

Well, looks like a conspiracy between Israel and Iran to me.
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by Afamsi:
Whatever retaliatory measure Iran want to use, they had better be sure to exclude civilians casualty else that middle east go shake wella because Israel know their population is not much therefore every Israeli life is precious to them. They can go to any length to safeguard their lives
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by cjudy(m): 9:32am On Aug 08, 2024
BALLOSKI:
Iran penetrated Israel recently, didn't they?

Israel is fully exposed. You know how much the west spent in one night to defend Israel?
See this one, same way Israel defense was weak and Hamas committed October 7. The earlier you learn the tactics in war the better. A country might decide you penetrate them especially when they’re bigger than you just to get justify when they attack you back. How far Hamas today? Their leader is dead already and no one is blaming Israel because they sees he’s the first to commit the crime. Make Iran penetrate and if Israel retaliate, no one will justify them. Even Russia have warned them not to attack civil zone. Does that sent you a message? They depend on Russia, Russia already at war with Ukraine
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by cjudy(m): 9:33am On Aug 08, 2024
SUPERPACK:
So Israel succeeded in killing Haniyeh who was completely unaware of any plans of October 7th attack till it happened. He has also been in negotiations to end the war from day one. Now Hamas has appointed same man that planned the October 7th attack, Yahya Sinwar, as the new head.

Well, looks like a conspiracy between Israel and Iran to me.
Who said he’s not aware? He created a terrorist organization and claimed not to be aware of their activities. They play
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by BALLOSKI: 1:12am On Aug 09, 2024
cjudy:
See this one, same way Israel defense was weak and Hamas committed October 7. The earlier you learn the tactics in war the better. A country might decide you penetrate them especially when they’re bigger than you just to get justify when they attack you back. How far Hamas today? Their leader is dead already and no one is blaming Israel because they sees he’s the first to commit the crime. Make Iran penetrate and if Israel retaliate, no one will justify them. Even Russia have warned them not to attack civil zone. Does that sent you a message? They depend on Russia, Russia already at war with Ukraine
We shall see.
Re: You Dont Mess With The Israeli Mossad by Floky215: 8:23am On Aug 09, 2024
SUPERPACK:
So Israel succeeded in killing Haniyeh who was completely unaware of any plans of October 7th attack till it happened. He has also been in negotiations to end the war from day one. Now Hamas has appointed same man that planned the October 7th attack, Yahya Sinwar, as the new head.

Well, looks like a conspiracy between Israel and Iran to me.
Unaware of the Oct 7th attack and yet he gathered his demented fellow terrorist gang to do a live prayer on TV to celebrate the attack same morning while the attack is still ongoing...!!

Pls run another taqiyya...this one is already stale..!!! grin grin
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