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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 12:00pm On Aug 23, 2024

Manchester City only scored 2 goals because Chelsea's squad is a real-life puzzle!

They start Nkunku and put Lukaku on the transfer list... why?

Because who needs goals when you have similar names?

- They sell Lewis Hall and buy Dewsbury Hall... Hall-ifornia dreamin'!

- Colwill starts and Chilwell is for sale... Chilwell, Colwill, what's the difference, right?

- They want to keep Chukwuemeka but loan out Ugochukwu...

because one Nigerian name is enough apparently!

- Wesley Fofana starts and David Fofana is for sale... Fofana-frenzy!

Manchester City was like, "You know what?

We'll just score 2 goals and call it a day.

Chelsea's got this identical name thing down pat!

Even their coach is ENZO

While the captain is also ENZO

But before end of the season they will put one for SALE

Chelsea fans hope you've checked your blood pressure this morning ⁉️

I'm still your favourite critic and I know where I belong

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by BlueMann: 12:22pm On Aug 23, 2024

Jodera:
Manchester City only scored 2 goals because Chelsea's squad is a real-life puzzle!

They start Nkunku and put Lukaku on the transfer list... why?

Because who needs goals when you have similar names?

- They sell Lewis Hall and buy Dewsbury Hall... Hall-ifornia dreamin'!

- Colwill starts and Chilwell is for sale... Chilwell, Colwill, what's the difference, right?

- They want to keep Chukwuemeka but loan out Ugochukwu...

because one Nigerian name is enough apparently!

- Wesley Fofana starts and David Fofana is for sale... Fofana-frenzy!

Manchester City was like, "You know what?

We'll just score 2 goals and call it a day.

Chelsea's got this identical name thing down pat!

Even their coach is ENZO

While the captain is also ENZO

But before end of the season they will put one for SALE

Chelsea fans hope you've checked your blood pressure this morning ⁉️

I'm still your favourite critic and I know where I belong

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Hahahaha

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ballzproblem2: 1:06pm On Aug 23, 2024

BREAKING: Maresca confirms his current plan is to use Robert Sanchez as Chelsea’s No.1 and play Filip Jorgensen in the Conference and domestic cup competitions. [@JacobsBen] #cfc

Nawao

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by MorataFC: 1:23pm On Aug 23, 2024

Sanchez takes the top spot as No1 keeper, guys, I'm signing off for another sabbatical leave, I can't allow this club to kill me before my time, enough is enough!!!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Enzo5: 1:45pm On Aug 23, 2024

MorataFC:
Sanchez takes the top spot as No1 keeper, guys, I'm signing off for another sabbatical leave, I can't allow this club to kill me before my time, enough is enough!!!

he also said plans can change. someone quickly posted incomplete information

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Enzo5: 1:47pm On Aug 23, 2024

Neto won't play against wolves but Felix will feature, and Maresca thinks he can also play 9 and are looking to still sign a number nine before the window closes

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by chelseabmw(op): 2:46pm On Aug 23, 2024

Ibime:
Every summer you like to dey mumu yourself with transfer fantasies

Bro, this k!lled me lmao cheesy

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by FBS: 2:50pm On Aug 23, 2024

MorataFC:
Sanchez takes the top spot as No1 keeper, guys, I'm signing off for another sabbatical leave, I can't allow this club to kill me before my time, enough is enough!!!

Still pre-season mode bro. cheesy

We will be alright, one way or another. cool

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Gucciboy: 3:29pm On Aug 23, 2024

Osimhen have refused to reduced his wage demands or go on loan then Chelsea should try Viktor Gyokeres from sporting Lisbon.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 3:43pm On Aug 23, 2024

Enzo5:
Enzo is a central midfielder and can play with Palmer and attacking midfielder with a defensive midfielder behind them

Enzo and Palmer are not that solid without the ball but Palmer is offensively useful than Enzo so I prefer one to start and that should be Palmer.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nobody: 3:55pm On Aug 23, 2024

Leyqute:
So, in four years time Chelsea will finish second eh?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ballzproblem2: 4:00pm On Aug 23, 2024

Estevao has been called up for Brazilian first team 🕺.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by popizaino(m): 5:38pm On Aug 23, 2024

You guys can complain sha!.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamoyindamola(m): 5:46pm On Aug 23, 2024

BlueMann:
Hahahaha

What's wrong with you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamoyindamola(m): 5:51pm On Aug 23, 2024

Ibime:
Every summer you like to dey mumu yourself with transfer fantasies

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Whizlight(m): 8:06pm On Aug 23, 2024

Lukaku finally leaving

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ballzproblem2: 8:06pm On Aug 23, 2024

Lukaku finally gone.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by zeusis(m): 8:10pm On Aug 23, 2024

That fat wages off our books

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by BlueMann: 8:30pm On Aug 23, 2024

🎵HE answered Paul and Silas
He ANSWERED Paul and Silas
MY LORD HE answered Paul and Silas
He will surely ANSWER my own🎵

He has answered ooo

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nobody: 8:33pm On Aug 23, 2024

Jodera:
Manchester City only scored 2 goals because Chelsea's squad is a real-life puzzle!

They start Nkunku and put Lukaku on the transfer list... why?

Because who needs goals when you have similar names?

- They sell Lewis Hall and buy Dewsbury Hall... Hall-ifornia dreamin'!

- Colwill starts and Chilwell is for sale... Chilwell, Colwill, what's the difference, right?

- They want to keep Chukwuemeka but loan out Ugochukwu...

because one Nigerian name is enough apparently!

- Wesley Fofana starts and David Fofana is for sale... Fofana-frenzy!

Manchester City was like, "You know what?

We'll just score 2 goals and call it a day.

Chelsea's got this identical name thing down pat!

Even their coach is ENZO

While the captain is also ENZO

But before end of the season they will put one for SALE

Chelsea fans hope you've checked your blood pressure this morning ⁉️

I'm still your favourite critic and I know where I belong

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Found this funny..

You guys are the last set of people that should be laughing at Chelsea. Is like a blind man mocking deaf.