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"But Chief," Junior Counsel Ayodele interrupted timidly, "how do we sue bandits? We don’t even know who they are! And how do we serve legal papers to them? Do we send a bailiff into the forest or simply tag them on TikTok?"

NLCreator666:
■ A group of fanatical lawyers known as Asiwaju Lawyers has threatened to sue bandits if they don't take down a TikTok video they made in the forest mocking Tinubu and tender an unreserved apology to the president within 48 hours.
"Bandits, ronu o!" yelled Chief Obafemi, the lead counsel for the self-proclaimed Asiwaju Lawyers. "We give you 48 hours to take down that derogatory, defamatory, and disgusting video you shared on TikTok against our Asiwaju, or else we’ll sue you for… (pauses dramatically) defamation!"
"But Chief," Junior Counsel Ayodele interrupted timidly, "how do we sue bandits? We don’t even know who they are! And how do we serve legal papers to them? Do we send a bailiff into the forest or simply tag them on TikTok?"
Obafemi grinned. "That’s the beauty of it! We’ll sue them as John Doe. If they don’t show up in court, we win by default!"
The room exploded in applause over the sheer brilliance of Chief Obafemi.
While the applause was ongoing, senior attorney Funmi came up with a brilliant idea: "Sir, let’s also insist they add 'Long Live the President!' at the end of the apology, in five different languages—Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, English, and Latin—just to be thorough."
"And Arabic, too," Counsel Toby added. "And if they fail to comply, we shall drag them to court! Not just any court, mind you, but the Supreme Court! We'll sue them for defamation, for incitement, for disturbing the peace... and for bad dancing!"
Again, the room erupted in applause. "That’s a brilliant idea," Chief Obafemi hailed Funmi and Toby.
"We could also launch a counter-video showing the president's achievements," Toby suggested.
"But the President doesn't have any achievements yet," Chief Obafemi interrupted. "Let's focus on the lawsuit and leave the achievements to the media aides."

Kobojunkieee:
Video abi na audio😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Na skit? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Macphenson:
Chaii!! It is finished.
These clowns claiming Asiwaju lawyers just embarrased Tinubu more than the bandits did. Do they realise Tinubu is the Commander in Chief of the Armed forces, and that Every Security and Intelligent Agency takes orders from him?

CyrusVI:
I used to think you are more logical than this

No link to the news source yet u believed it 100%


See people we converse it on this forum

kenn4rill:
So who will now be the bandits lawyer? And do we now have bandits association of Nigeria

keymatt:
Real Headline: A lawyer/local urchinn drag terrorists to court for insulting Tinubu.

NLCreator666:
A group of fanatical lawyers known as Asiwaju Lawyers has threatened to sue bandits if they don't take down a TikTok video they made in the forest mocking Tinubu and tender an unreserved apology to the president within 48 hours.

"Bandits, ronu o!" yelled Chief Obafemi, the lead counsel for the self-proclaimed Asiwaju Lawyers. "We give you 48 hours to take down that derogatory, defamatory, and disgusting video you shared on TikTok against our Asiwaju, or else we’ll sue you for… (pauses dramatically) defamation!"

"But Chief," Junior Counsel Ayodele interrupted timidly, "how do we sue bandits? We don’t even know who they are! And how do we serve legal papers to them? Do we send a bailiff into the forest or simply tag them on TikTok?"

Obafemi grinned. "That’s the beauty of it! We’ll sue them as John Doe. If they don’t show up in court, we win by default!"

The room exploded in applause over the sheer brilliance of Chief Obafemi.

While the applause was ongoing, senior attorney Funmi came up with a brilliant idea: "Sir, let’s also insist they add 'Long Live the President!' at the end of the apology, in five different languages—Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, English, and Latin—just to be thorough."

"And Arabic, too," Counsel Toby added. "And if they fail to comply, we shall drag them to court! Not just any court, mind you, but the Supreme Court! We'll sue them for defamation, for incitement, for disturbing the peace... and for bad dancing!"

Again, the room erupted in applause. "That’s a brilliant idea," Chief Obafemi hailed Funmi and Toby.

"We could also launch a counter-video showing the president's achievements," Toby suggested.

"But the President doesn't have any achievements yet," Chief Obafemi interrupted. "Let's focus on the lawsuit and leave the achievements to the media aides."

Boulex:
This is why the insecurity issue cannot be nipped in the bud anytime soon. Why making fun out of a very serious matter that is of national concern?