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After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by enemyofprogress(op): 4:47am On Aug 31, 2024
AFTER DIVORCE, WIFE SENDS HUSBAND A MESSAGE:

WIFE:
... I am sorry to inform you that the daughter you kept for
*20years* is not your daughter ... She belongs to ur Best Friend Alhaji.
... Alhaji has just sent her to America last month to start a New life.
... Kindly take heart and start a Fresh New life.
... May u be guided right. Byeeeeeeee

HUSBAND:

... Glory! Glory!! Glory!!
... Thank u Jesus, for answering my prayers.
... The siege is over and I am free at last from spirit of guilt.
... All these years I thought I was sleeping with my daughter.
... Kindly encourage her not to exercise any fear again.
... She doesnt need to abort our pregnancy anymore.
... She can come back home now to possess her possessions

Who will be hurt most?



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Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by okomile(f): 5:22am On Aug 31, 2024
grin grin

Madam go craze grin

Good story grin
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by Lampy336: 5:26am On Aug 31, 2024
Mofoh oooo with this kinda of a storie..
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by FitCorper: 5:44am On Aug 31, 2024
grin grin In as much as this is wrong, it is at the same time very hilarious grin
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by Wawelexy(m):
I don't know why I felt this inner satisfaction after reading this....


I do not support the man's action in anyway, but I'm happy he did that in this particular case grin
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by louken(m): 6:10am On Aug 31, 2024
Very funny
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by Graysons: 6:27am On Aug 31, 2024
Neither of them, it's a win win for the man and his ex wife
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by DONFASZY(m): 6:57am On Aug 31, 2024
But d husband is goin to jail
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by Pat081: 7:01am On Aug 31, 2024
The man win in this case for the wife to be sleeping with her husband friend is very bad what the husband do is bad too but thanks to God for him
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by iLegendd(m): 7:11am On Aug 31, 2024
DONFASZY:
But d husband is goin to jail
She's 21 now. The man started eating from 19. Where is the jail? But viewing it from incest perspective, I still don't like the story or joke.
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by id4sho(m): 7:14am On Aug 31, 2024
Madness go catch the wife
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by immortalcrown(m): 7:30am On Aug 31, 2024
Things dey occur.

He has created a serious enmity between the woman and her daughter.
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by Whatisurproblem(m): 7:41am On Aug 31, 2024
DONFASZY:
But d husband is goin to jail
for wetin? For having sex with his lover?
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by gbadexy(m):
iLegendd:
She's 21 now. The man started eating from 19. Where is the jail? But viewing it from incest perspective, I still don't like the story or joke.
Very distasteful. If the wife didn't inform him, he would be sleeping with his supposed biological daughter and everyone doesn't seem to see the wrong in this.

Those mentioning me can continue sleeping with their daughter with the hope that she isn't theirs. I don't want any more stupid mention.
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by MrToothBrush: 8:19am On Aug 31, 2024
She's an enemy of progress just like that OP of this thread
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by Wawelexy(m): 9:32am On Aug 31, 2024
DONFASZY:
But d husband is goin to jail
Na true ooo, because he said for years he had been thinking he was sleeping with his daughter, which means he started having carnal knowledge with her when she was a minor... And nothing is more dangerous than a scorned woman... she will follow up with the case and make sure he ended up in jail to get back at him.... She's already a wounded Lion after the man's revelation, she will put all she has to take back the lead of the scores they are settling....

As a man, try everything possible not to get into the trap of a pained/scornful woman, if you mistakenly do, you are a goner huh
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by Usmanovic95(m): 10:04am On Aug 31, 2024
This is what punters call home win and goal-goal.The husband scored the winning goal,the wife go wan craze.
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by hakeemhakeem(m): 10:36am On Aug 31, 2024
She could get the man kill rather than allowing her daughter marry him not to talk of having a kid
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by RPG2020(m): 10:46am On Aug 31, 2024
One.one make everybody move on
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by idahme(m): 11:20am On Aug 31, 2024
Graysons:
Neither of them, it's a win win for the man and his ex wife
If you know women you will understand it's not a win for the woman, she will soon be the mother inlaw to her ex husband and also the grand mother to her ex husband child grin, you aren't getting the picture clearly grin
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by idahme(m): 11:22am On Aug 31, 2024
gbadexy:
Very distasteful. If the wife didn't inform him, he would be sleeping with his supposed biological daughter and everyone doesn't seem to see the wrong in this.
Why duel in the man's evil? Is his evil more evil than the woman's? Both were wrong and can be said to be a reciprocal clap back for the other party.
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by idahme(m): 11:26am On Aug 31, 2024
Wawelexy:
Na true ooo, because he said for years he had been thinking he was sleeping with his daughter, which means he started having carnal knowledge with her when she was a minor... And nothing is more dangerous than a scorned woman... she will follow up with the case and make sure he ended up in jail to get back at him.... She's already a wounded Lion after the man's revelation, she will put all she has to take back the lead of the scores they are settling....

As a man, try everything possible not to get into the trap of a pained/scornful woman, if you mistakenly do, you are a goner huh
When some one said for years it means plural years and there isn't any where I'm the OP sentence that specifically said the number of years. It can be 2 years it can be more , assume it's 2 years or 3 years will the girl be a minor? If no then there is possibility of her starting the act as an adult.

Though even if the relationship of the girl and the man is now a step dad step daughter relationship it's still not acceptable
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by Pat081: 11:29am On Aug 31, 2024
gbadexy:
Very distasteful. If the wife didn't inform him, he would be sleeping with his supposed biological daughter and everyone doesn't seem to see the wrong in this.
and if the wife did not tell him too , him too will still be spending on the daughter everything work out for good for him
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by idahme(m): 11:31am On Aug 31, 2024
hakeemhakeem:
She could get the man kill rather than allowing her daughter marry him not to talk of having a kid
Just the way the man killed her for training a child into adulthood that isn't his? So her crime isn't worth that but his is worth to kill? Do you know what it is to train another man's child for 20years plus thinking the child belongs to you? That 20years could be used to Mary another woman and birth children for the man but she wasted it for him , the only way she could do restitution is to allow her child birth a child for the man she denied having one from for decades.
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by Pat081: 11:31am On Aug 31, 2024
idahme:
If you know women you will understand it's not a win for the woman, she will soon be the mother inlaw to her ex husband and also the grand mother to her ex husband child grin, you aren't getting the picture clearly grin
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by Benwallt(m): 11:36am On Aug 31, 2024
The phone will drop from the woman's hand
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by Kobicove(m): 11:47am On Aug 31, 2024
Where do you people get these stories from?
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by gbadexy(m): 11:52am On Aug 31, 2024
Pat081:
and if the wife did not tell him too , him too will still be spending on the daughter everything work out for good for him
Someone that calls you father is still your child. It doesn't have to be biological.
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by Nirah01: 12:02pm On Aug 31, 2024
Imagine
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by Kobicove(m): 12:02pm On Aug 31, 2024
gbadexy:
Someone that calls you father is still your child. It doesn't have to be biological.
I agree with this
Re: After Divorce, Wife Sends Husband A Message by ebubeson: 12:02pm On Aug 31, 2024
May God intervene in Jesus name. Amen.
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