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The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MindHacker9009(op): 10:48am On Aug 25, 2024

ROLLS ROYCE SPECTRE: The marque's first all-electric motor car is a prophecy fulfilled. Jesus Christ will be able to give it a full charge that will never run out.

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Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by GreyWolf01: 11:45am On Aug 25, 2024

OP is an example of something a man should have sprayed on boobs, butt's, stomach or even jerked off, but no!

In the heat of 2 minutes excitement, he creates a....mistake ....

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Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by StillDtruth: 11:59am On Aug 25, 2024

GreyWolf01:
OP is an example of something a man should have sprayed on boobs, butt's, stomach or even jerked off, but no!

In the heat of 2 minutes excitement, he creates a....mistake ....

You can say it again

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Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MindHacker9009(op): 12:01pm On Aug 25, 2024

GreyWolf01:
The person using the moniker GreyWolf01 is an example of something a man should have sprayed on boobs, butt's, stomach or even jerked off, but no!

In the heat of 2 minutes excitement, he creates a....mistake that is now using the moniker GreyWolf01

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MindHacker9009(op): 12:03pm On Aug 25, 2024

StillDtruth:
You can say it again

GreyWolf01:
The person using the moniker GreyWolf01 is an example of something a man should have sprayed on boobs, butt's, stomach or even jerked off, but no!

In the heat of 2 minutes excitement, he creates a....mistake that is now using the moniker GreyWolf01

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by Cheapgadget(m): 12:08pm On Aug 25, 2024

Ofcourse we know how he will get the money

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Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by Arda1000(m): 9:01pm On Aug 25, 2024

GreyWolf01:
OP is an example of something a man should have sprayed on boobs, butt's, stomach or even jerked off, but no!

In the heat of 2 minutes excitement, he creates a....mistake ....

and you are an example of gullibility

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by TenQ: 9:11pm On Aug 25, 2024

MindHacker9009:
ROLLS ROYCE SPECTRE: The marque's first all-electric motor car is a prophecy fulfilled. Jesus Christ will be able to give it a full charge that will never run out.

No sir.

Jesus would be riding a work-vehicle as he rode on a DONKEY!

Rich people in Jesus time rode on Horses with Chariots. Donkeys were beast of burden used by farmers and low to mid income people for carrying loads and traveling.

Mat 8:19-20:
"And a certain scribe came, and said to him, Master, I will follow you wherever you go. And Jesus said to him, The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man has not where to lay his head."

Jesus didn't even have His own personal house

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MindHacker9009(op): 9:21pm On Aug 25, 2024*

TenQ:
No sir.

Jesus would be riding a work-vehicle as he rode on a DONKEY!

Rich people in Jesus time rode on Horses with Chariots. Donkeys were beast of burden used by farmers and low to mid income people for carrying loads and traveling.

Mat 8:19-20:
"And a certain scribe came, and said to him, Master, I will follow you wherever you go. And Jesus said to him, The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man has not where to lay his head."

Jesus didn't even have His own personal house

Yer Sir! Because Jesus Christ was the first to use a JetPack two thousand years ago when no one then knew about a JetPack and even today only the very rich can afford a JetPack. He could have ascended up on a donkey but instead He ascended up in style with a JetPack.

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by TenQ: 10:57pm On Aug 25, 2024

MindHacker9009:
Yer Sir! Because Jesus Christ was the first to use a JetPack two thousand years ago when no one then knew about a JetPack and even today only the very rich can afford a JetPack. He could have ascended up on a donkey but instead He ascended in up style with a JetPack.

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by Iamanoited: 2:12am On Aug 26, 2024

JESUS IS COMING WITH A "PORACIBLE" APPEARING AND DISAPPEARING INVISIBLE NIGERIA MADE GOLDEN SKATE.

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by Iamanoited: 2:13am On Aug 26, 2024

JESUS IS COMING WITH A "PORACIBLE" APPEARING AND DISAPPEARING INVISIBLE NIGERIA MADE GOLDEN SKATE.

ORISA37
IJN AMEN.

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MindHacker9009(op): 5:29pm On Aug 26, 2024*

Arda1000:
and you are an example of gullibility

His is a scammer, he knows that Jesus christ is a scam for scamming the gullible.

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by Arda1000(m): 7:24pm On Aug 26, 2024

MindHacker9009:
His is a scammer, he knows that Jesus christ is a scam for scamming the gullible.

100% right there bro

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Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:14am On Sep 03, 2024

MindHacker9009:
I'm not a Buddhist. I follow what's GOOD and wise from Judaism and CHRISTIANITY .

What do you mean by saying:

I follow what's GOOD in CHRISTIANITY

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MindHacker9009(op): 11:19pm On Sep 06, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
What do you mean by saying:

I follow what's GOOD in CHRISTIANITY

Tell us what good is your organisation that does not like Jews, does not like Christians, does not like the army and does not let any of their members serve in the army but you are all using the internet that was developed by the US Army and top Jewish scientists.

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MaxInDHouse(m): 11:22pm On Sep 06, 2024

MindHacker9009:
Tell us what good is your organisation that does not like Jews, does not like Christians, does not like the army and does not let any of their members serve in the army but you are all using the internet that was developed by the US Army and top Jewish scientists.

It's OK go and sleep!

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MindHacker9009(op): 11:30pm On Sep 06, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
It's OK go and sleep!

Now you are going to sleep because you have no answer undecided

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:22am On Sep 07, 2024

MindHacker9009:
Now you are going to sleep because you have no answer

I didn't intend answering you in the first place rather i was concerned about your apathy towards Christianity yet you confessed to that their is WISDOM and GOODNESS in Christianity. huh

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MindHacker9009(op): 10:07am On Sep 07, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
I didn't intend answering you in the first place rather i was concerned about your apathy towards Christianity yet you confessed to that their is WISDOM and GOODNESS in Christianity.

All the WISDOM and GOODNESS in Christianity were copied from the Original Torah. The invented Jesus christ himself said these:

Luke 18:18: A certain ruler asked him, “Good teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?”
19 “Why do you call me good?” Jesus answered. “No one is good—except God alone.
20 You know the commandments: You shall not commit adultery, you shall not murder, you shall not steal, you shall not give false testimony, honor your father and mother.

Matthew 5:17: Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have not come to abolish these things but to fulfill them.

The only new message in the New Testament is that the invented Jesus christ preached The Original Torah and was nailed to the cross and his invented second coming soon for two thousand years

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MaxInDHouse(m): 11:47am On Sep 07, 2024

MindHacker9009:
All the WISDOM and GOODNESS in Christianity

So Christianity has WISDOM and GOODNESS i think that's all i need!

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MindHacker9009(op): 12:00pm On Sep 07, 2024

MaxInDHouse:
So Christianity has WISDOM and GOODNESS i think that's all i need!

All the WISDOM and GOODNESS in Christianity were copied from the Original Torah.

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MaxInDHouse(m): 2:19pm On Sep 07, 2024

MindHacker9009:
All the WISDOM and GOODNESS in Christianity were copied from the Original Torah.

We are saying the same thing at least you stand for Judaism and Christianity because there is WISDOM and GOODNESS in both.

Thanks for your time!

Re: The Car Jesus Would Be Preaching In Today by MindHacker9009(op): 2:43pm On Sep 07, 2024*

MaxInDHouse:
We are saying the same thing at least you stand for Judaism and Christianity because there is WISDOM and GOODNESS in both.
Thanks for your time!

We are not saying the same thing. The WISDOM and GOODNESS in Christianity were copied from the Original Torah to make it look like Christianity is the new Torah, take the WISDOM and GOODNESS of the Original Torah out and you are left with pagan practice of a pagan god mating with Mary another man's wife, fake resurrection, fake accession, casting of lots like ifa, using Jesus christ as a tool to make slaves fear and obey their master like they would fear and obey the invented Jesus christ.

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