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Russia Testing the Microphone

dis Russian egungun dey twerk towards a freshly tarred express road...

WriterNig, continue urging ur oga Putin on oo, him mind go dey soon!

WriterNig:
Lmaoo. Time will tell.

Go back to your CNN propaganda, this is meant for right thinking people.

So aljazeera is the big deal right?
Dey play

Standing5:
I blame whoever started a war to take more territory. Thank God you didnt deny the obvious.
Tell him we need more grains. Or he should allow grain price go back to pre-invasion state.

Actually the west cornered the grains meant for Africans for themselves. Putin was really angry with them then.

WriterNig:
Russia is just testing NATO AD response time.

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when fire blown on Russia face now, you will come back and start shouting genocide.

WriterNig:
Lmaoo. Time will tell.

Go back to your CNN propaganda, this is meant for right thinking people.

So aljazeera/RT/Press tv are the big deal right?
Dey play

WritterNg:
Please just stick to CNN & Hollywood.


You know nothing.


You think Ukraine is a US state that Trump will just hand over to Russia? You must be really slow.

Ukraine is Russia, a part and parcel of Russia. Ukranians share ancestry, culture, language and everything with Russians. Ukraine is more important to Russia than anything on earth.

Russia would rather reduce the whole world to radioactive ash than let Ukraine join NATO.

Trump ko, Biden ni..

you're just a coward blabbing on here. Ode

Zooposki:
Actually the west cornered the grains meant for Africans for themselves. Putin was really angry with them then.

tell another lie.

jmoore:
It shows that Russian drones are malfunctioning or the operators are clueless on how to use the drones.

You thought the news is worthy for bragging right but you are only exposing Russian incompetence in flying drones.

I will tag you when more malfunction hit different locations. Lol

Anything involving another man’s territory is a big no-go for me! I learned my lesson the hard way back when I was dabbling with widows and single mothers.

There was this time I met a young widow, Sonwa. I kept asking myself how any man could leave this fine woman for the land of the spirits. Tall, thick, and the fairest lady I had ever laid eyes on. Just a glance at her full, round chest could bring a dying man back to life ! Honestly, I considered myself lucky—Mr. Wajo had generously left me this treasure after taking a one-way trip to the afterlife. May his soul rest in peace.

So, it was salary day, and my wallet was stuffed like a Christmas turkey with 500 naira notes. I was at the bar with the widow, Sonwa, and the only thing on my mind was whether to order suya or nkwobi and what brand of booze to get next. Saving for the future? Pfft, who needs that?

We spent every last penny, and I was definitely feeling the buzz when she insisted I walk her home. Knowing her husband had moved on to the great beyond, I boldly agreed, thinking nothing could go wrong. I was clueless, walking straight into the jaws of death.

We arrived at her compound, and I swear, everyone was looking at me like I was a British explorer wandering into the king’s palace in the 1930s. Just as I was about to crack a joke, a strange-looking man emerged from her room. He was so tall, I couldn’t even make out his face—though let’s be honest, I’m a short man

Before I could ask my widow who the guy was, this mysterious dude slapped me so hard my ear started picking up static like an old radio with no signal. I couldn’t hear a thing! Whatever he was saying while pounding me like yam of the previous year, I couldn’t hear any .

When I finally stumbled home that evening, even my dogs didn’t recognize me! They chased me down like I was a thief, and my neighbors were ready to call the police. It was then that I realized this guy had rearranged my entire face with his hands of fury.

Lesson learned: I won’t even walk a woman to her street, let alone her house, ever again!

Zooposki:
Actually the west cornered the grains meant for Africans for themselves. Putin was really angry with them then.

Hmmmmmmm!
How did they corner the grains?

Did the west disguise as Africans to decieve Russia face to face and diverted the grains?

Unaaa dey yarrrrn oooooo.

WritterNg:
Many African countries received tons of grains for free from Russia.

The shipment arrived about 3 months ago.

You should ask Nigerian leaders why they felt too big to partake in it.

"That man" is not the cause of the hike in the price of bread in Nigeria. Blame your president or don't you have one?

How much have Putin or Russian pay you imagine obsessed with someone who doesn't know you exist lol

concho:
Anything involving another man’s territory is a big no-go for me! I learned my lesson the hard way back when I was dabbling with widows and single mothers.

There was this time I met a young widow, Sonwa. I kept asking myself how any man could leave this fine woman for the land of the spirits. Tall, thick, and the fairest lady I had ever laid eyes on. Just a glance at her full, round chest could bring a dying man back to life ! Honestly, I considered myself lucky—Mr. Wajo had generously left me this treasure after taking a one-way trip to the afterlife. May his soul rest in peace.

So, it was salary day, and my wallet was stuffed like a Christmas turkey with 500 naira notes. I was at the bar with the widow, Sonwa, and the only thing on my mind was whether to order suya or nkwobi and what brand of booze to get next. Saving for the future? Pfft, who needs that?

We spent every last penny, and I was definitely feeling the buzz when she insisted I walk her home. Knowing her husband had moved on to the great beyond, I boldly agreed, thinking nothing could go wrong. I was clueless, walking straight into the jaws of death.

We arrived at her compound, and I swear, everyone was looking at me like I was a British explorer wandering into the king’s palace in the 1930s. Just as I was about to crack a joke, a strange-looking man emerged from her room. He was so tall, I couldn’t even make out his face—though let’s be honest, I’m a short man

Before I could ask my widow who the guy was, this mysterious dude slapped me so hard my ear started picking up static like an old radio with no signal. I couldn’t hear a thing! Whatever he was saying while pounding me like yam of the previous year, I couldn’t hear any .

When I finally stumbled home that evening, even my dogs didn’t recognize me! They chased me down like I was a thief, and my neighbors were ready to call the police. It was then that I realized this guy had rearranged my entire face with his hands of fury.

Lesson learned: I won’t even walk a woman to her street, let alone her house, ever again!

Was it the dead husband that gave you spiritual-slap?

concho:
Anything involving another man’s territory is a big no-go for me! I learned my lesson the hard way back when I was dabbling with widows and single mothers.

There was this time I met a young widow, Sonwa. I kept asking myself how any man could leave this fine woman for the land of the spirits. Tall, thick, and the fairest lady I had ever laid eyes on. Just a glance at her full, round chest could bring a dying man back to life ! Honestly, I considered myself lucky—Mr. Wajo had generously left me this treasure after taking a one-way trip to the afterlife. May his soul rest in peace.

So, it was salary day, and my wallet was stuffed like a Christmas turkey with 500 naira notes. I was at the bar with the widow, Sonwa, and the only thing on my mind was whether to order suya or nkwobi and what brand of booze to get next. Saving for the future? Pfft, who needs that?

We spent every last penny, and I was definitely feeling the buzz when she insisted I walk her home. Knowing her husband had moved on to the great beyond, I boldly agreed, thinking nothing could go wrong. I was clueless, walking straight into the jaws of death.

We arrived at her compound, and I swear, everyone was looking at me like I was a British explorer wandering into the king’s palace in the 1930s. Just as I was about to crack a joke, a strange-looking man emerged from her room. He was so tall, I couldn’t even make out his face—though let’s be honest, I’m a short man

Before I could ask my widow who the guy was, this mysterious dude slapped me so hard my ear started picking up static like an old radio with no signal. I couldn’t hear a thing! Whatever he was saying while pounding me like yam of the previous year, I couldn’t hear any .

When I finally stumbled home that evening, even my dogs didn’t recognize me! They chased me down like I was a thief, and my neighbors were ready to call the police. It was then that I realized this guy had rearranged my entire face with his hands of fury.

Lesson learned: I won’t even walk a woman to her street, let alone her house, ever again!

This your story, na true life abi fiction?

SlavaUkraini:
Abeg go sit down for corner....

NATO will reduce Russia to Ashes if third world war breaks out...

Everyone will perish...

You dey Nairaland dey brag as if Russia is almighty and untouchable..

2 years down the line, they are still struggling with Ukraine.

Ukrainian troops don invade mother Russia and your all powerful Russia is still wondering what to do.

Isn’t that what it is ? What happened to article five and article 6? Just watch the way the rest of the NATO countries won’t even sneeze over this incident, If this results to an aggression between Romania and Russia the rest of NATO would turn their back on Romania just as they are doing to Ukraine.

WriterNig:
Lmaoo. Time will tell.

Go back to your CNN propaganda, this is meant for right thinking people.

The guy is correct, what is the essence of the drone in Romania and Latvia when the real espionage assets for this war is located in Poland? If that drone were to be where the actions were we will think they are gathering Intel for the war but no.. You must not win an argument all the time only low critical thinkers think so when they are met with superior thought process.

WriterNig:
Russia is just testing NATO AD response time.

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NATO themselves will call it mistake when Russia know what they are doing NATO na toothless bulldog

These countries are sending weapons to Ukraine but cry when a drone entered their airspace? Lol.... They don't know anything!

The most useful idiot of them are the Sweden and Finland, these 2 countries are donating money they could have used to take care of their citizens to support Ukraine, a war that doesn't even has anything to do with them!

Sweden and Finland flexing unnecessary muscles just to create awareness of being the new NATO brides..

The question is why joined NATO if you're not ready to fight the war?

Standing5:
I blame whoever started a war to take more territory. Thank God you didnt deny the obvious.
Tell him we need more grains. Or he should allow grain price go back to pre-invasion state.

What happens to your Farmlands and Hands that you can't grow for harvest, YOUR OWN WHEAT??

mytime24:
ww3 loading

NATO calls for it.

THE GLOBAL SOUTH OS TIRED OF BRITAIN-CONTEOLLED USA OPPRESSION.

Standing5:
Finally you have denied the effect of the war. Putin is done playing the good guy to africans. I hope his next message about africa Africa resonates with this your new output.

Is it Putin that is denying you farming operations on your God Given Super Fertile Lands In Nigeria and Africa at Large?

Is it a Putin that is promoting The Cancer Yielding G.M.O seeds?

I need your answers to those questions.

WritterNg:
Please just stick to CNN & Hollywood.


You know nothing.


You think Ukraine is a US state that Trump will just hand over to Russia? You must be really slow.

Ukraine is Russia, a part and parcel of Russia. Ukranians share blood, ancestry, culture, language and everything with Russians. Russia created Ukraine and gifted them those lands.

Ukraine is more important to Russia than anything on earth.

Russia would rather reduce the whole world to radioactive ash than let Ukraine join NATO.

Trump ko, Biden ni..

Agaiiiiiin?
Trump ko, KAMALA ni..

Leave those fools alone.

They just so so stupid and blind.

I asked one recently that Is it Putin that is promoting the Cancer Yielding G.M.O seeds when He start to say Non-sense about the cause of high price of Floor products in Nigeria.

WriterNig:
Russia is just testing NATO AD response time.

👍🏻 Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO 卍

Wen I c such comment share or like I see ignorance at its peak on display. Same folks hailing putting to stay in power 4 ever are those that will not want Tonubu to say in power 4 life.

The self centered putin that Russia is about him alone and d rest caged and oppressed is who u are liking . No democratic institution works as if is Africa.

Have u heard of Congress of Russia??

But Congress of US is a great front stabilising the US for decades..Standing by d constitution to ensure nobody is bigger than d state ...Putin is bigger that d state a black folks are hailing him wat they cannot tolerate in nigeria.
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Na this Putin go start ww3, but why now ehhh they should allow me make money and get my family first ooo ahhh which be this na

WritterNg:
Please just stick to CNN & Hollywood.


You know nothing.


You think Ukraine is a US state that Trump will just hand over to Russia? You must be really slow.

Ukraine is Russia, a part and parcel of Russia. Ukranians share blood, ancestry, culture, language and everything with Russians. Russia created Ukraine and gifted them those lands.

Ukraine is more important to Russia than anything on earth.

Russia would rather reduce the whole world to radioactive ash than let Ukraine join NATO.

Trump ko, Biden ni..

I wonder how stupid people spill rubbish from there gutter mouth with confidence.

Standing5:
tell another lie.

Go Google it now. I’m not a liar/propagandist like you guys.

jmoore:
It shows that Russian drones are malfunctioning or the operators are clueless on how to use the drones.

You thought the news is worthy for bragging right but you are only exposing Russian incompetence in flying drones.

Hmm and you think the drone missed it's way. It was a deliberate move by Russia to inform NATO that they are ready for them. is this the first time Russia drone is entering NATO airspace? Go ask Germany and the rest Just they plan. Assuming it was a weak country like IRAN or other countries that did this, NATO would have flexed their muscle and declare it as an act of war. Just dey play

You just said the truth, those guys are deeply involved in conspiracy theories and it has uttered their minds and Russia is directing more propaganda to brainwash more young African brains. They think they are the one with the right information, Whereas, they have been brainwashed by Russian special department for propaganda.

jmoore:
It shows that Russian drones are malfunctioning or the operators are clueless on how to use the drones.

You thought the news is worthy for bragging right but you are only exposing Russian incompetence in flying drones.

February 2022 Russia invaded 'small' Ukraine, 2 years later they haven't defeated Ukraine

Weak Russia

WritterNg:
Dummy.

You think those countries are like a stone throw from Russian strike targets in Ukraine?

We're talking over 75km and 200 drones. 2 entered NATO territories but you think it's a malfunction.

Well prepare yourself, cause you'll keep seeing more and more "malfunctions" hitting schools, residential areas and military targets in NATO countries.

I'd really love to see more "malfunctions" happen.

How old are you kiddo?

You kids analyze war strategies like you predict football matches.
Many of you lack common sense.
Why you must start your response by calling the guy you quoted a Dummy is no surprise because most of you Putin praisers have always shown childish traits.

The day the Real War will start between Putin and the Nato Nations all of you kids will hide your kindergarten faces in shame.

The only thing Putin can brag of is Nuke. Talk of A Nukeless war, Ukraine had exposed Russia's weaknesses.

And when it all becomes a NUKE WAR, consider Russia a gonner because no matter the amount of Nukes she posseses, NATO'S NUKES COMBINED ARE MORE.
SHE WILL BE NUKED FROM ALL ANGLES OF THE WORLD.

WriterNig:
Russia is just testing NATO AD response time.

👍🏻 Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO 卍

LIES
Everything is on the table to these disgusting balkans working tirelessly to bring in NATO into the war.
Last year or so, Ukraine even shot down targets in Poland and claimed it was a Russian Scud missile that was responsible.