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Ashawo wey no get sense, na indomie, fanta, and comfortable room dem go take dey kanck am! And even collect the small change wey dey her hand!

Pasta Reno, no doubt has been such a fervent servant of Asiwaju for quite some time now, after also, after doing damaging revealments on Asiwaju prior to the 2023 elections. Asiwaju handlers came up with an ingenious plan to tame the goat for good, at least for the 4 years Asiwaju would be on seat. The plan was to deprive the opposition the usefulness or uselessness of pasta reno. They simply bought him over with cash, though small money for my standards or for his assumed standard prior to 20215 elections. Not done, they also promised him a media aide job I'f he goes full throttle with madness, like someone they use do sacrifice for Semorika in Akoko Edo.....infact they asked him to dance naked in broad daylight before anything can be done for him. They make sure they starve him off cash....That is the reason why pasta Reno no fit buy better shoe or use polish for the one he manage to get. They promised him heaven and earth, which he also told his Ethiopian prostitue. the bitch don dey feel like her Nigerian prince go soon enter Aso Rock as media aide, and she go begin dey fly presidential jets up & down. Two mumu wey dey build castle with asiwaju poo!

Barely last minute change of mind, a new media aide to Asiwaju would be named, and its not going to be pasta Reno. Now, Team asiwaju is in a fix because openingly denying pasta Reno this job means what yours truly has once wrote about is true, and that they were just ok making sure the clown is not an attacker. But doing it openingly may have some unintended consequences of the shameless clown dragging them wotowoto...and dropping receipts too. But pasta Reno na mumu, forget those words he post, na internet he dey pick them from. Like ashawo wey no get levels, Asiwaju go knack akpako again...this time, naim he ex-wife they go recruit. As a good man myself, I will never stay on the way of anyone good thing is coming to, that is why I am not happy the way Asiwaju and co is treating Reno. Make una cut small soap for am. Na mama born am too!

Here is the real gist!
To avoid Reno's possible wrath as the werey sabi drag well well, with lies and facts too, they have coerced the ex-wife to bring up the beating thing. this was done to technically make him ineligible, just like they did to el rufai.....but the mumu no understand. By technically asking the ex-wife to accuse him of domestic violence, asiwaju and team has put him on the spotlight.....giving them an excuse not to consider him. I am sure they asked the werey to send Cv. mumu begin dey happy. This Igbo man, sense no go kee me biko.

Bros seyi na man you be! You no be asiwaju son for nothing...if you know, you know!

That will be very unfair 😕

Poor rhino

The writer must be a disgruntled person.

Hahahahahhaa..... . They even asked the werey to send his Cv, mumu he go send am. Instead of am to ask them to make him an aide to a powerful Minister...he dey salivate on Aso rock! The excuse has been created. Pasta Reno na wife beater, so he can not speak for the President. The mumu will be blaming the poor lady for blocking his path back to Aso Rock, but the odey no know say na planned work! I seriously loathes guys wey no get sense to see danger on time and aviod it. Once a new media aide is announced and its not pasta Reno, tell me how that Ethiopian bitch go dey look am?

The same trick they used on El Rufai is what they are using on him......Bros midget submit he name as Minister designated, only to get insider Info from his DSS boss brother that a memo came to disqualify him. Poor Reno no get who go give Intel's......

Words of Advice.
If you no come from a powerful & rich family, make sure you go school well, learn & study well, get street OT and most importantly get hand work, otherwise you go be like Reno!

Bruhnnnn.... I no send pasta Reno ohhhh. I just hate it when guys dey Jones up & down..... how the mumu think say Asiwaju go give am job sef. After all the things he posted about Asiwaju, even if pasta Reno no get shame, he suppose get sense biko

I dey on Reno side. Asiwaju suppose cut soap for am!

Shadomaan7:
The writer must be a disgruntled person.

Bigkoko:
Hahahahahhaa..... . They even asked the werey to send his Cv, mumu he go send am. Instead of am to ask them to make him an aide to a powerful Minister...he dey salivate on Aso rock! The excuse has been created. Pasta Reno na wife beater, so he can not speak for the President. The mumu will be blaming the poor lady for blocking his path back to Aso Rock, but the odey no know say na planned work! I seriously loathes guys wey no get sense to see danger on time and aviod it. Once a new media aide is announced and its not pasta Reno, tell me how that Ethiopian bitch go dey look am?

The same trick they used on El Rufai is what they are using on him......Bros midget submit he name as Minister designated, only to get insider Info from his DSS boss brother that a memo came to disqualify him. Poor Reno no get who go give Intel's......

Words of Advice.
If you no come from a powerful & rich family, make sure you go school well, learn well, get street ok and get hand work, other you go be like Reno!

Served him right

OP, if you don’t go and concentrate on your life, then you will beg for food like those before you

Let me laugh with you in Bulablu.....

Tsarbomba:
Poor rhino

Hahahahahahaha...nothing dey sweet me like when whites dey call me "sir" or have that racist look, or a comforting look of surprise at what their system brings out about me when a search is run on my Social security number... Just had one a few hours ago! . The thing sweet me wella... Even if I no get money like Elon Must, I am happy with this biko. Nuff said!

Oya miscreants off you go to where rotten corn & cassava is distributed.

etrouble:
OP, if you don’t go and concentrate on your life, then you will beg for food like those before you

Omoooo..... shame go kee pasta Reno once Asiwaju announce a hard core Ronu as media aide, and its not pasta Reno.... omoooo he no go funny ohhhh. Pasta Reno fit turn rogue on Asiwaju......and the fight go sweet well

If they officially give Reno that job ehn. Ha, hmmm...the cry will be too much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

in Bulablu language!

SHEAU:

Softmirror:
If they officially give Reno that job ehn. Ha, hmmm...the cry will be too much.

It will be sweet if they give him, the whole rotten apples will be in the same basket

I am rooting for reno

vanbonattel:
It will be sweet if they give him, the whole rotten apples will be in the same basket

I am rooting for reno

They won't give him. Haba! The torture will be too much to handle. 😂😂😂😂

The man wey no gree make others rest, the wind blowing his secrets was bound to happen.

How many times did he call for the head of ex president Buhari?

The tables have turned

as a good man wey I be, I don't stand on the way of another person. I no be like una. If Asiwaju change mind give am, how does that affect anyone? But I trust Asiwaju.....Reno no even follow for people wey he dey consider.....

Na El Rufai format dem dey use for am....... They were turning El Rufai up & down until Bichi gave him heads up, Bros say he no want Minster work again..... .

For these kind things, Asiwaju sabi am well.

Softmirror:
If they officially give Reno that job ehn. Ha, hmmm...the cry will be too much.

Once you accept to be an informant or snitch on someone for a pay, you're already a useless man to the person you worked for. Reno was planted in Atiku's camp from where he gave intels to Tinubu.

He can never be trusted by same Tinubu because he may also worked against him from within given any higher pay

Bigkoko:
as a good man wey I be, I don't stand on the way of another person. I no be like una. If Asiwaju change mind give am, how does that affect anyone? But I trust Asiwaju.....Reno no even follow for people wey he dey consider.....

Na El Rufai format dem dey use for am....... They were turning El Rufai up & down until Bichi gave him heads up, Bros say he no want Minster work again..... .

For these kind things, Asiwaju sabi am well.

And how El-Rufia take affect you wey you come dey mention am?

I heard na Bros seyi vow say no soap go reach he hand for disgracing his popsy..... Pasta Reno behaves like a traumatized child, he doesn't know where to draw the line. If na you be Bros seyi, tell me if you will feell comfort with someone who made a caricature of your dad I'll health? common?? . let's be fair biko

Salewa97:
The man wey no gree make others rest, the wind blowing his secrets was bound to happen.

How many times did he call for the head of ex president Buhari?

The tables have turned

Bros a beg no vex ehh. I just dey draw a comparison based on the format wey Asiwaju dey use.....

Softmirror:
And how El-Rufia take affect you wey you come dey mention am?

Bigkoko:
Bros a beg no vex ehh. I just dey draw a comparison based on the format wey Asiwaju dey use.....

Lol 😂😂😂😂 I think say e affect you nah. But your comparison no compare o.

That is where I have my doubts as to how sensible he "Reno" actually is! Even a loyal hog like Bayo isn't considered for the job na one snitching werey wey fail as a husband and on the easiet hustle in Nigeria; church business!, naim dem want give the job? Common.... jokes apart, I know pasta Reno is too dumb to even realize and figure out why the ex-wife suddenly woke up from their divorce matter!

before anyone fit be mumu, make he try come from a rich & powerful family biko! otherwise the person go be like pasta Reno!

psucc:
Once you accept to be an informant or snitch on someone for a pay, you're already a useless man to the person you worked for. Reno was planted in Atiku's camp from where he gave intels to Tinubu.

He can never be trusted by same Tinubu because he may also worked against him from within given any higher pay

El Rufai smart pass Reno naaa...if na wetin you dey vibe ohh. If even he dey clear say na turn turn Asiwaju dey turn pasta reno, the mumu go still dey expect Media aide job from Asiwaju so he go dey carry Ethiopian bitch enter presidential jet....

walahi...this Reno mumu no be here!

Softmirror:
Lol 😂😂😂😂 I think say e affect you nah. But your comparison no compare o.

Bigkoko:
El Rufai smart pass Reno naaa...if na wetin you dey vibe ohh. If even he dey clear say na turn turn Asiwaju dey turn pasta reno, the mumu go still dey expect Media aide job from Asiwaju so he go dey carry Ethiopian bitch enter presidential jet....

walahi...this Reno mumu no be here!

Reno no affect you but you carry am for head like gala na wetin I no understand o.

All these jobless ipob online touts..

Omoooo... is this the voice of pasta Reno?

Na update naim just drop naaa.... I be like Asiwaju wey dey shop for new media aide, or abi I promise pasta Reno media aide job? A beg free me biko.....

Table shaker indeed..... Them don shake poverty enter him life

Softmirror:
Reno no affect you but you carry am for head like gala na wetin I no understand o.

Wait fess ohhhh.... na this small post dey make you cry? Where those people wey dey buy Ronu tears, make una come see one supplier. bring gallon, una go fetch enough tear wey go full Bourdillion!

Awon weerey!

CilicMarin:
All these jobless ipob online touts..

Baba na Bros seyi dey run pasta Reno street. I comot cap for our first son. na man he be!

vanbonattel:
That will be very unfair 😕

Make we manage Reno small small.

Omooooo all those lies he tell that Ethiopian bitch go cast if Asiwaju no make Media aide. awon werey wey no get hand work. Lazy ass wey no even fit run shurch hustle he mate dey take build schiools and other investments....

See the kind pretty wife wey the ediat dey beat? he get luck say no be Igbo girl, i for run am street. i hate nonsense

trutharena:
Make we manage Reno small small.