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Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Franzinni: 8:59am On Oct 01, 2024
WannaHowzit:
"And Nigerians..." 😂😂😂

Joke of the day 🇳🇬👎🏾💩💩💩💩
you know its true... That is why there is so much hate for us but you are here on a Nigerians forum and I don't even know one south African forum amongst a plethora of them.

Attention... We demand attention anywhere you find us, now what type of attention is what I can't say because there are many negative examples you most likely are ready to use to prove your point.
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Confirm4real(m): 9:06am On Oct 01, 2024
Franzinni:
I agree with you but if in Dreamworld nigeria actually used its resources to grow ... We will actually be the Giant of Africa . So there is potential there but the corruption is damn near an identity for Nigeria now .
You now understand where I'm coming from cheers 🥂
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by AmalaAtiEwedu: 9:20am On Oct 01, 2024
Confirm4real:
You're too broke to handle my sis go look for your class cheesy
her cheap toto is now class? cool
tinibulated toto ...because she go dey cry an wail the same way wey you d wail online forr real life cool
now she will want an untinibulated penis to detinubulate her kpekus cool
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by WannaHowzit(op): 9:25am On Oct 01, 2024
Franzinni:
you know its true... That is why there is so much hate for us but you are here on a Nigerians forum and I don't even know one south African forum amongst a plethora of them.

Attention... We demand attention anywhere you find us, now what type of attention is what I can't say because there are many negative examples you most likely are ready to use to prove your point.
Be real please, you can't even name one major Nigerian company that operates in SA and yet you're claiming to run the SA economy. You're delusional, stop eating rotten tomatoes.
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Confirm4real(m): 9:52am On Oct 01, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
her cheap toto is now class? cool
tinibulated toto ...because she go dey cry an wail the same way wey you d wail online forr real life cool
now she will want an untinibulated penis to detinubulate her kpekus cool
Your mother will be too sweet to knack I swear after I finger her den suck her breast wella with her wide pussy that you came out from that your dad couldn't knack well.

You think say you sabi yab abi oya na smiley
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Franzinni: 10:01am On Oct 01, 2024
WannaHowzit:
Be real please, you can't even name one major Nigerian company that operates in SA and yet you're claiming to run the SA economy. You're delusional, stop eating rotten tomatoes.
because it's financially not viable with the level of xenophobic minds in black South Africa ... And it was learnt just like it is in black America . But you see the south African companies in Nigeria is accepted by us because despite what you think, we don't see other Africans as them. That is why we find many Nigerian men with SA wives but I am yet to see a SA man with a Nigerian wife. Nigerian hold the highest concentration of black souls globally, you only have speaking power because the leaders of Nigeria since independence have been block heads under the thumb of their masters ... Nigeria is truly a great nation under bondage of it's very own. The south Africa you boast about was design by whites and that is an uncontestable fact .
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by AmalaAtiEwedu: 10:10am On Oct 01, 2024
Confirm4real:
Your mother will be too sweet to knack I swear after I finger her den suck her breast wella with her wide pussy that you came out from that your dad couldn't knack well.

You think say you sabi yab abi oya na smiley
too bad i no fit near ur own mama
the putrid rotten egg-like smell emanating from in between her legs go knock me unconscious grin
but as pa u came out of it you are used to it
in fact na wetin you the sniff anytime before you come comment grin
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Confirm4real(m): 10:23am On Oct 01, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
too bad i no fit near ur own mama
the putrid rotten egg-like smell emanating from in between her legs go knock me unconscious grin
but as pa u came out of it you are used to it
in fact na wetin you the sniff anytime before you come comment grin
Help me tell your mother to drop account details for hookup I know that's how she met your dad doing hookup.
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by AmalaAtiEwedu: 10:27am On Oct 01, 2024
Confirm4real:
Help me tell your mother to drop account details for hookup I know that's how she met your dad doing hookup.
You na brothel dem born you, you no get father grin
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Confirm4real(m): 10:30am On Oct 01, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
You na brothel dem born you, you no get father grin
No forget to drop my message make hunger no finish your mother cos na hookup she take train you.
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by AmalaAtiEwedu: 10:35am On Oct 01, 2024
Confirm4real:
Mo forget to drop my message make hunger no finish your mother cos na hookup she take train you.
when ur mothers water broke in the brothel where she works, she was standing and u immediately fell out of her vagina hitting your head on the ground. there was no labor at all grin
this is the reason for your mental disability grin
how growing up for brothel be like? grin
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Confirm4real(m): 10:38am On Oct 01, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
when ur mothers water broke in the brothel where she works, she was standing and u immediately fell out of her vagina hitting your head on the ground. there was no labor at all grin
this is the reason for your mental disability grin
how growing up for brothel be like? grin
I pity your father who has been charmed by your mother so he will become MuMu so she can continue doing her hookup cheesy
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by AmalaAtiEwedu: 10:40am On Oct 01, 2024
Confirm4real:
I pity your father who has been charmed by your mother so he will become MuMu so she can continue doing her hookup cheesy
all of una wey ur mama born wey get different papa wey una no know grin
cum bucket mama grin
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Confirm4real(m): 10:44am On Oct 01, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
all of una wey ur mama born wey get different papa wey una no know grin
cum bucket mama grin
Help me tell you MuMu father to go do DNA o cos na hookup dem take sabi your mother tongue
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by AmalaAtiEwedu: 10:47am On Oct 01, 2024
Confirm4real:
Help me tell you MuMu father to go do DNA o cos na hookup dem take sabi your mother tongue
how many times u dey sniff in between ur mother legs everyday and how long the high the last? grin
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Confirm4real(m): 10:49am On Oct 01, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
how many times u dey sniff in between ur mother legs everyday and how long the high the last? grin
I go still give you location wey dem don slice your mother to pieces for money ritual wey she go for hookup grin
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by AmalaAtiEwedu: 10:52am On Oct 01, 2024
Confirm4real:
I go still give you location wey dem don slice your mother to pieces for money ritual wey she go for hookup grin
location please grin
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Confirm4real(m): 10:54am On Oct 01, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
location please grin
Na update wey I go give you calm down bro grin
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by AmalaAtiEwedu: 10:57am On Oct 01, 2024
Confirm4real:
Na update wey I go give you calm down bro grin
I no be ur bro.. grin
how can I?
i no grow with you for brothel and no be ashawo born me grin
what i am trying to say is, i no comot from putrid hydrogen sulphide-like smell kpekus as ur distingushed self grin
ur siblings dey brothel grin
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Confirm4real(m): 11:01am On Oct 01, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
I no be ur bro.. grin
how can I?
i no grow with you for brothel and no be ashawo born me grin
what i am trying to say is, i no comot from putrid hydrogen sulphide-like smell kpekus as ur distingushed self grin
ur siblings dey brothel grin
Na your MuMu father I pity for cos before una go reach the location sef vulture go don dey feast for her body wey she go for hookup cheesy
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by AmalaAtiEwedu: 11:09am On Oct 01, 2024
Confirm4real:
Na your MuMu father I pity for cos before una go reach the location sef vulture go don dey feast for her body wey she go for hookup cheesy
na you kill am keep for vulture? grin
g sniff your mama toto again... this time drag for like 30 seconds so that you fit off rest grin
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Confirm4real(m): 11:11am On Oct 01, 2024
AmalaAtiEwedu:
na you kill am keep for vulture? grin
g sniff your mama toto again... this time drag for like 30 seconds so that you fit off rest grin
Make una sha dey prepare her obituary to pack her pieces wink
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by AmalaAtiEwedu: 11:25am On Oct 01, 2024
Confirm4real:
Make una sha dey prepare her obituary to pack her pieces wink
Na u wan kill am? grin
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Nazgul:
pocohantas:
That is how they do now. Thank God you are a man. If na woman, they will say we don't have cars, but we do shakara inside Uber.

The one I entered last didn't put on AC, still dropped me on the road and told me to cross. If I talk now, they go leave am face me.

His AC is working o.
It is working well well.
They turn it off because they're trying to manage fuel. Yet they still expect you to pay for it knowing fully well that they have no plans of turning it on.

Whenever you book a ride next time, once you get in, before the driver starts the trip ask him if his AC is working. If it is let him put it on before starting the trip. If he wants to argue just open the door, come down and cancel the ride. That's how I do, you can't expect me to pay for a fully air-conditioned ride and end up sweating like a bricklayer.

Even during my schooling days, whenever I'm traveling from Lagos to the East, the transport company has different prices for AC bus and normal bus. Once you pay for their AC bus, the drive would put on the AC from Lagos to your destination because you paid for it.
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by pocohantas(f): 11:15am On Oct 02, 2024
Nazgul:
They turn it off because they're trying to manage fuel. Yet they still expect you to pay for it knowing fully well that they have no plans of turning it on.

Whenever you book a ride next time, once you get in, before the driver starts the trip ask him if his AC is working. If it is let him put it on before starting the trip. If he wants to argue just open the door, come down and cancel the ride. That's how I do, you can't expect me to pay for a fully air-conditioned ride and end up sweating like a bricklayer.

Even during my schooling days, whenever I'm traveling from Lagos to the East, the transport company has different prices for AC bus and normal bus. Once you pay for their AC bus, the drive would put on the AC from Lagos to your destination because you paid for it.
Thanks Naz!
At first I didn't even know it was intentional until my friend told me. The humane part of me just chose not to be bothered and it was mostly short distances. See ehn, I avoid their wahala. Make person no slap me and world people would say I ran my mouth. If I notice any attitude before they come, I cancel. If not, I rate poorly and add a description of what played out. People are too angry these days. I don't have strength. 😂
Re: SA Launches 'Uber Safari' - Including Branded Luxury Vehicles (PICS) by Tallesty1(m): 4:55pm On Oct 02, 2024
pocohantas:
Thanks Naz!
At first I didn't even know it was intentional until my friend told me. The humane part of me just chose not to be bothered and it was mostly short distances. See ehn, I avoid their wahala. Make person no slap me and world people would say I ran my mouth. If I notice any attitude before they come, I cancel. If not, I rate poorly and add a description of what played out. People are too angry these days. I don't have strength. 😂
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