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So I try to check my balance everyday because you cannot trust these banks. This one that zenith has refused to send alerts for over one month.

Yesterday I come check am 150k Dey miss from my money between two days ago and yesterday. The account doesn’t have app or any debit card access to it for safety because this is where I keep my trillions of Naira.

Anyway I was fuming yesterday and very angry and was determined to go raise hell in the bank because I was told the bank always deny wrongdoing. Na hin this morning I come vex enter the bank come naked myself come Dey roll on top their table naked Dey scream.

This Yoruba fellow come approach me say kilonshele now to kon gbe ekpon si ori table ibishe wa bayi? What is wrong with you now ? I come explain my dilemma. He come pull up my account in the system pull up mini statement peruse am for 5 minutes come finally tell me say we are very sorry the glitch in the system pulled up your account balance 3 weeks prior as your recent balance but your current balance is what you thought you should have.

Shame catch me , I quickly wear cloth run comot for the bank. Zenith bank have finally made me disgrace my fathers name in Lagos. I Dey move go osun state

I just laughed hard as I read this. Buzugee, you are the funniest guy who ever graced this platform

Afromentalist:
I just laughed hard as I read this. Buzugee, you are the funniest guy who ever graced this platform

hehe my Oga at the top how you Dey now ? Hope life is treating you well. Bro this naija pipo wan drive us crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄😄😄😄

Op this kind shame you need to relocate to GAZA immediately

yyba:
Op this kind shame you need to relocate to far away Gaza

😄 war zone ? E no bad reach that wan na

diamond68:
So I try to check my balance everyday because you cannot trust these banks. This one that zenith has refused to send alerts for over one month. Yesterday I come check am 150k Dey miss from my money between two days ago and yesterday. The account doesn’t have app or any debit card access to it for safety because this is where I keep my trillions of Naira. Anyway I was fuming yesterday and very angry and was determined to go raise hell in the bank because I was told the bank always deny wrongdoing. Na hin this morning I come vex enter the bank come naked myself come Dey roll on top their table naked Dey scream. This Yoruba fellow come approach me say kilonshele now to kon gbe ekpon si ori table ibishe wa bayi? What is wrong with you now ? I come explain my dilemma. He come pull up my account in the system pull up mini statement peruse am for 5 minutes come finally tell me say we are very sorry the glitch in the system pulled up your account balance 3 weeks prior as your recent balance but your current balance is what you thought you should have. Shame catch me , I quickly wear cloth run comot for the bank. Zenith bank have finally made me disgrace my fathers name in Lagos. I Dey move go osun state

Did this actually happen?

Kobicove:
Did this actually happen?

everything happened exactly as stated except the part where i got naked.

Mtswe am starving because of GTBANK too!!! Theyhave hend my salary since 1st october till date. All in the name of failed transaction, i have call them several times, send plenty mails. But they juat keep promising 24 to 48hr reversal. Its been 23days now!!!

If not for nomercie.. I dont even know how i could survive this days.... Nomercie mayGod continue to lift you up forever!!! What u did to me days back really helped me. God knows

MrRager1:
Mtswe am starving because of GTBANK too!!! Theyhave hend my salary since 1st october till date. All in the name of failed transaction, i have call them several times, send plenty mails. But they juat keep promising 24 to 48hr reversal. Its been 23days now!!!

If not for nomercie.. I dont even know how i could survive this days.... Nomercie mayGod continue to lift you up forever!!! What u did to me days back really helped me. God knows

go into a branch

diamond68:
everything happened exactly as stated except the part where i got naked.

I guessed as much, that's why I asked

Kobicove:
I guessed as much, that's why I asked

i never mad reach that level na

diamond68:
go into a branch

I went there almoat 4 times...!! Itcost me 600 naira to go and 600 to come back home.. I wasted almost 3k in following them.. I dont even know what to do bruh

MrRager1:
Mtswe am starving because of GTBANK too!!! Theyhave hend my salary since 1st october till date. All in the name of failed transaction, i have call them several times, send plenty mails. But they juat keep promising 24 to 48hr reversal. Its been 23days now!!!

If not for nomercie.. I dont even know how i could survive this days.... Nomercie mayGod continue to lift you up forever!!! What u did to me days back really helped me. God knows

Forget that phone call thing, if you want a quick resolution of the issues you have you need to go physically to a branch.

I had the same issue, I transferred 500K from my account in GTBank to my account in another bank, The transaction receipt showed "Successful" but the money never got to the other bank (This was also confirmed by my account officer in the other bank after I called him to complain).

The matter was eventually resolved within 3 days after I went to a GTBank branch to lodge a complaint. When you want to go choose a branch that does not have a high customer traffic eg the branch on Oregun Road or the one on Ikosi Street beside Daystar Church so that you will not spend too much time on the queue.

You don't need to go to these branches I mentioned if you do not live within Ikeja axis, just check within your locality and choose a branch that is located in a relatively isolated area so there won't be too many customers there when you go. Avoid any branch that is located in a market or close to a major bus stop otherwise you go sleep for that place

Good luck!

MrRager1:
Mtswe am starving because of GTBANK too!!! Theyhave hend my salary since 1st october till date. All in the name of failed transaction, i have call them several times, send plenty mails. But they juat keep promising 24 to 48hr reversal. Its been 23days now!!!

If not for nomercie.. I dont even know how i could survive this days.... Nomercie mayGod continue to lift you up forever!!! What u did to me days back really helped me. God knows

It's nothing bro,we rise by lifting each other

diamond68:
This Yoruba fellow come approach me say kilonshele now to kon gbe ekpon si ori table ibishe wa bayi? What is wrong with you now ?

The imagery...

Hahahahahahahha

Ishilove:
The imagery...

Ishi

You guys that are still using these traditional banks are trying sha. Low savings interest, network issues, debit upon debit,.

GTB network glitch made people a friend's organization pay some of their staff double salary. Today na mail upon mail dem just dy send those ones don collect their November salary..

Banks be messing up of recent


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCf89NDT1Fo

They're playing games with alerts. Hide and seek. You go to bed and they deduct 5 naira across 5 million people. Do the maths

Ng commercial banks



Always have a spending amount on these MMO or Mfb like opay palmpay vfd or monniepoint

Lol

Please is there any issue with GTB? I restricted my GTB account in order to save and avoid tampering with minor bank transactions such as recharge of airtime etc. Since yesterday, I've been trying to check my app with hope of going to bank tomorrow or next but I have not been getting information I required.

And people won't still use Opay, PalmPay and the likes. Lots of goodies they've got.

So which bank is now carting away with ppl's money now among the big ones and the fintech ones.

Ok

yyba:
Op this kind shame you need to relocate to far away Gaza

IDF no dey follow anybody smile these days o

...

Posted in Business section. Nairaland is a joke o.

diamond68:
So I try to check my balance everyday because you cannot trust these banks. This one that zenith has refused to send alerts for over one month.

Yesterday I come check am 150k Dey miss from my money between two days ago and yesterday. The account doesn’t have app or any debit card access to it for safety because this is where I keep my trillions of Naira.

Anyway I was fuming yesterday and very angry and was determined to go raise hell in the bank because I was told the bank always deny wrongdoing. Na hin this morning I come vex enter the bank come naked myself come Dey roll on top their table naked Dey scream.

This Yoruba fellow come approach me say kilonshele now to kon gbe ekpon si ori table ibishe wa bayi? What is wrong with you now ? I come explain my dilemma. He come pull up my account in the system pull up mini statement peruse am for 5 minutes come finally tell me say we are very sorry the glitch in the system pulled up your account balance 3 weeks prior as your recent balance but your current balance is what you thought you should have.

Shame catch me , I quickly wear cloth run comot for the bank. Zenith bank have finally made me disgrace my fathers name in Lagos. I Dey move go osun state

I don laugh tire,I don't blame you, complaining at these banks you have to show some craze before they can attend to you quickly

Ever since I started using Opay, I have known peace when it comes to banking.

diamond68:
So I try to check my balance everyday because you cannot trust these banks. This one that zenith has refused to send alerts for over one month.

Yesterday I come check am 150k Dey miss from my money between two days ago and yesterday. The account doesn’t have app or any debit card access to it for safety because this is where I keep my trillions of Naira.

Anyway I was fuming yesterday and very angry and was determined to go raise hell in the bank because I was told the bank always deny wrongdoing. Na hin this morning I come vex enter the bank come naked myself come Dey roll on top their table naked Dey scream.

This Yoruba fellow come approach me say kilonshele now to kon gbe ekpon si ori table ibishe wa bayi? What is wrong with you now ? I come explain my dilemma. He come pull up my account in the system pull up mini statement peruse am for 5 minutes come finally tell me say we are very sorry the glitch in the system pulled up your account balance 3 weeks prior as your recent balance but your current balance is what you thought you should have.

Shame catch me , I quickly wear cloth run comot for the bank. Zenith bank have finally made me disgrace my fathers name in Lagos. I Dey move go osun state

We hope somebody get the video and upload it here