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Marvyx:
You guys that are still using these traditional banks are trying sha. Low savings interest, network issues, debit upon debit,.

Nomercie:
It's nothing bro,we rise by lifting each other

diamond68:
So I try to check my balance everyday because you cannot trust these banks. This one that zenith has refused to send alerts for over one month.

Yesterday I come check am 150k Dey miss from my money between two days ago and yesterday. The account doesn’t have app or any debit card access to it for safety because this is where I keep my trillions of Naira.

Anyway I was fuming yesterday and very angry and was determined to go raise hell in the bank because I was told the bank always deny wrongdoing. Na hin this morning I come vex enter the bank come naked myself come Dey roll on top their table naked Dey scream.

This Yoruba fellow come approach me say kilonshele now to kon gbe ekpon si ori table ibishe wa bayi? What is wrong with you now ? I come explain my dilemma. He come pull up my account in the system pull up mini statement peruse am for 5 minutes come finally tell me say we are very sorry the glitch in the system pulled up your account balance 3 weeks prior as your recent balance but your current balance is what you thought you should have.

Shame catch me , I quickly wear cloth run comot for the bank. Zenith bank have finally made me disgrace my fathers name in Lagos. I Dey move go osun state

diamond68:
everything happened exactly as stated except the part where i got naked.

diamond68:
everything happened exactly as stated except the part where i got naked.

Ayobeck:
Normicie,God bless you for ur kind deeds..more grace no downfall..the contract or mission u looking towards or in front of u,will be accomplished in Jesus name 3amen n x7 hallelujah..


Pls bless me bro any amount..8148316840 opay. I ve NVR beg for money,God see me am saying the truth I do give pple money,but now things are just weird.this time around . 😭😭

Nomercie:
Seen

Ayobeck:
Thank u bro,pls wen u send the money,pls let me know by replying.I don't have data,am using opera mini as a free browsing site.for nairaland

Nomercie:
Ok

Ayobeck:
Hello pls in the name of Allah my mind is there.u LL NVR disappointed in the name of God

ICTspecialist:
dey play catch cruise with your two monikers

Nomercie:
Be patient,I don't have access to my naira account presently,I will ask someone to help me send it.

Nomercie:
Be patient,I don't have access to my naira account presently,I will ask someone to help me send it.

Nomercie:
Be patient,I don't have access to my naira account presently,I will ask someone to help me send it.

Nomercie:
Be patient,I don't have access to my naira account presently,I will ask someone to help me send it.

Ayobeck:
Hello sir

Konquest:
LMAO...

This made my day and got me cracking up right here.

Ishilove:
Elepon jijo 🎱🎱🕺💃

Ayobeck:
Hello sir

Nomercie:
Your name start with S and end with L?
Your surname start with O end with E? Confirm this before he proceed.

Ayobeck:
Yes sir,you are right

Nomercie:
Okay

Ayobeck:
Thank you pls am expecting it,once u send it pls let me know.. using opera mini for free data for nairaland I didn't have data to c the alert.thank u sir

Nomercie:
Done

Ahmad47:
Me 2 I don't have atm for my gt, i only use ussd code but, since then, the ussd code did not work and I transferred some money from payoneer to my gtbank, and I still don't know if the money have entered or not. I did email them but they said i should wait till 24th October 11 o'clock etc... And that's today, still nothing though.

Nomercie:
Your name start with S and end with L?
Your surname start with O end with E? Confirm this before he proceed.

Ayobeck:
Happy new year in advance ,I pray we shall celebrate more of it on earth.Hello sir..pls I need your help .any amount you can afford to give me we appreciate.u are going up sir u will never come down sir by the name of God


8148316840 opay

Nomercie:
Wasn't around to check this , I've been busy since.

Nomercie:
Wasn't around to check this , I've been busy since.