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We are living by God's grace sir 🤲

anonimi:
Your size that has been cut mercilessly by Tinubu’s ebilokan shege of continuing APC cluelessness, corruption and incompetence

If you go bring hungry ashawoe and her family list come , you die well

Different girls different p u s s y
Me cyan't promise say me I get married

She a wine for the song , climb pon di man
Take a likkle time because the night a go long

Girl you no business so me like how you tan
(She gi mi di p u s s y anywhere, anyweh)

She transform wen di nyt dark out
Fi listen to hear she start dat curse

When she start talk rough, dat a cue fi know she want her fuk

Nice and easy now bend and pull
One inna your miggle make you bawl and pull

Sagittarius half man half bull
Me say "you want another round" she say "nah I'm full".

Pochettino:
He is right
We women need to be carefully scrutinized before marriage otherwise a man will not live long

😂😂😂😂😂

TOPCRUISE:
Gone are the days where the marriage list befitting to the daughter of a king are a Lion’s head, leopard skin, toe nails of a jaguar, complete set of Bear tooth and other domestic items.
Today it is groundnut oil, honey, biscuits, carton of beer and a live goat or chicken

Cruise.

Pochettino:
Our mothers were carefully scrutinized by elders that's why their marriages were stronger. I was too.

Nowadays, people get married out of pure lust and end up divorcing.

Some monikers will die and resurrect a million times seeing this comment.

faceland:
When it's my turn, my daughter is not for sale.

Just sign on paper some lines that must not be crossed with my offspring. Then buy a sharp and very strong locally made dagger that doesn't rust.

Cheating is not even part of the list and I would tell the man (while holding the Bible), "the next time you would see this dagger, just know that your own don finish".

Wahala.

culf:
My neighbour is eagerly waiting for his marriage list this weekend, we hope for the best

Tell him while hoping for the best, he should have his eyes on the worst, hope isn't a survival strategy.

I had my own few weeks ago and be truth be told, I've back take a pause too and the diadem have said we should slow things down a bit too, beautiful coincidence.

Mindlog:
I guess your mother who is also a woman, is a commodity to your father.

so you're a woman?
I been dey think say na male dey behind this account oo

eebraa:
Right thing to do. Also don’t marry a lady that will stress you to buy her things you can’t afford. Any lady that doesn’t bring anything to the Table should go and marry herself

Some said that they don't need to bring anything to the table, saying that they're the table

Emilokan🤣👇

Before unko

What happened to those famous phrase used by lovers back then like soulmate, sapa don factory reset una

JobAndVacancies:
so you're a woman?
I been dey think say na male dey behind this account oo

What has gender identity got to do with calling out his commodifcation, which also captures his mother or is his mother, no longer a woman?

Mindlog:
What has gender identity got to do with calling out his commodifcation, which also captures his mother or is his mother, no longer a woman?

if it were to be the other way round i.e a female bashing a man you wouldn't have called her out..
I've observed your profile, you only call out men bashing females but rarely respond when females bash men

AmalaAtiEwedu:
I see u dying unmarried
this I have seen
na who d service ur kpekus?

who will die married before? You will die alone just like everybody before and after you.you came with nothing and you're dying with nobody so rest

Marriage my ass! Na by force to marry?

[quote author=TheBreastSucker post=132591812]The following ladies should submit their marriage lists to me latest by 12 noon next Monday

Zooposki
EreluRoz
Chully01
Bibianna

Additionally if you know I have sucked your breasts before you may also submit your marriage list


Lol...

Abeg, delist my name. Thank you

Until you buy market you can't return.

EmperorCaesar:


Stupidest report of the year

Nonsensical article written with a myopic mind, with no real survey references, and with less than few factual instances to point at, in a country of over 100k eligible bachelors


Spits...I'm too smart to take this seriously

Not even one or two examples with names

That is called Market Research 😁

SAMBARRY:
who will die married before? You will die alone just like everybody before and after you.you came with nothing and you're dying with nobody so rest

hehe na u wan pursue d one wey dey my house?

AmalaAtiEwedu:
hehe na u wan pursue d one wey dey my house?

lol na your character go determine that

Na me follow you marry am?

ogododo:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/10/hardship-men-now-collect-marriage-list-from-different-families-to-get-cheapest-report/

Everyone is looking for a cheaper way out in this government

AmalaAtiEwedu:
I see u dying unmarried
this I have seen
na who d service ur kpekus?

lol
una too do

Zooposki:
This is why. They are now picking the cheapest slave aka wife material. Economy don hard.

no vex please where you dey see this feminist stuffs from

Well that's a smart move from those men

SAMBARRY:
lol na your character go determine that

Na me follow you marry am?

that one get special kpekus

Expression of Interest (EoI)
Submission of quotation
Select the lowest quotation even if not beautiful.
Pay and takeaway.
Marriage life has taken off.

WONDERS SHALL NEVER END ON NAIJA

they play

faceland:
Are you th one feeding her? If the answer is yes,they no born her, her father and her pastor well.

AmalaAtiEwedu:
that one get special kpekus

how are you sure say na only you dey chop the kpekus