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DeeScan:
I think you have it a 5 before ... 6.5 is fair enough.. but it's worth more..




At the bolded, it was just an assumption...

abduleez1:
Pu7pl3 how far..... Sleep tight.

pu7pl3:
😒😪

abduleez1:
No worry. Better days ahead.
I know say you no expect am.

pu7pl3:
I was braced for any eventuality but not by that margin.
I'm Soo fvcking ashamed

abduleez1:
No vex. Flick system is always ruthless.
Even almighty Bayern wey dey always pipe us for 7 years now collect too, despite a somewhat similar playing style.

We have a technical genius manager. Simple.

pu7pl3:
True, not the tactical black hole we have in our own dog out.

Enjoy your night bro

DeeScan:
That's not Chris Evans ...

Illusioneffect:
Wtf are you saying? You sure you watched Deadpool and Wolverine? Or you watched the parody version

Illusioneffect:
Wtf are you saying? You sure you watched Deadpool and Wolverine? Or you watched the parody version

abduleez1:
No wonder she's in tons of projects every year. Now I understand.
One of the few female star who actually work with several female directors and walk the talk instead of bark and no bite like Natalie Portman.

DeeScan:
wasn't that glen Powell..

😨😨

Make I go check again

NobleStag007:
It's Chris evans. he played fantastic 4 flame on in Deadpool vs wolverine.

Go rewatch it.

samistry:
Madam wey dey hustle for her pocket dey use cover of create jobs. She and Frank grillo, I no know who hustle pass this year. Only she dey act things with better budget.

oyaskii:
"Hijack'93" (2024)

Everyone involved in this mess should be arrested: the cast, the director, the producer, the extras, even the Netflix execs who okayed it… I mean everybody!



Forgive the long review, but it comes from a place of intense anger. 😩

When the trailer first came out, we thought the only issue might be the wrong use of props. But after watching the actual movie, it’s clear that was just a small part of the problem.

Without mincing words, this might be the worst Nollywood flick I’ve seen in a long while. This hogwash has set the industry back by at least 10 years… it’s absolutely irredeemable.

The plot was a madhouse: zero coherence, zero structure, zero character development. It felt like they were just throwing random scenes in, hoping something would stick and none of it did. Clearly, no one in the writers’ room was thinking straight. There’s even a scene where the supposed Nigerian special forces try to rescue a Chinese diplomat's son from the hijacked plane by sending him poisoned food so he’ll get sick. When he’s taken off the plane, they plan to give him an antidote. Yes, they actually acted out this insane idea 😭😭

The use of modern props stripped the movie of any 1993 ambience, it was the most modern-looking “period” flick ever. Without the title, you’d think this adapted event happened last year.

The background story wasn’t engaging enough to justify an adaptation imo. Given that Nigeria barely keeps records, they were working with a topic that had very few documented firsthand details; of course they’d run into plot holes.

The plot follows four supposedly oppressed youths who want to “save” Nigeria from a corrupt government. So, they’re somehow convinced to hijack a plane and divert it to Frankfurt so they can start new lives. How does that fight against a bad government? To make things worse, the movie paints these characters as heroes.

There were so many random, unexplained events, and it seemed like they just expected viewers to connect dots that didn’t even exist. They had the audacity to throw in a Yoruba vs. Igbo tribal war trope for no apparent reason, and it was a cringe fest. That popular fair-skinned guy from Twitter played one of the hijackers, and he would randomly burst into the cabin with a gallon of fuel, threatening to douse everyone, yet there’s zero explanation of how the fuel got onto the plane. The whole thing was so chaotic.

Like 30 mins to the end, it didn't even care what happened, didn't care for the hijackers, i didn't care for the hostages, that's how little they sold the characters and story to me. I just kept it as BG noise and started streaming El Çlassico on another device, imagine missing Barça Youngins, pasting Madrid, 4 kolo in their own backyard? E for too pain me 😭, as that was an all timer El Çlassico, it hasn't been that good since Messi and CR7 used to go band for band.

Normally, everyone involved in this hogwash supposed to dey sleep cell by now😩. Save your sanity and avoid this flick at all costs. It’s a terrible example of where the industry should not be headed.

2/10.

pu7pl3:
The El classico part was unnecessary tbh. We have been beating Barca for 3years now and no one has said anything now you're calling this one and all timer cos Barca beat us finally. Tueh 😭😭

oyaskii:
When i saw the ridiculous Barça high line, i thought Vini and Mgbappè was gonna eat, i didn't know Baba Flicks and his boys had other plans in mind, by full time....Don Carlo and him celè boys don hold 4😩🤣....me sef shock....

No vex but make una hold....una own be one come too much

pu7pl3:
The El classico part was unnecessary tbh. We have been beating Barca for 3years now and no one has said anything now you're calling this one and all timer cos Barca beat us finally. Tueh 😭😭

oyaskii:
When i saw the ridiculous Barça high line, i thought Vini and Mgbappè was gonna eat, i didn't know Baba Flicks and his boys had other plans in mind, by full time....Don Carlo and him celè boys don hold 4😩🤣....me sef shock....

No vex but make una hold....una own be one come too much

oyaskii:
"Hijack'93" (2024)

Everyone involved in this mess should be arrested: the cast, the director, the producer, the extras, even the Netflix execs who okayed it… I mean everybody!



Forgive the long review, but it comes from a place of intense anger. 😩

When the trailer first came out, we thought the only issue might be the wrong use of props. But after watching the actual movie, it’s clear that was just a small part of the problem.

Without mincing words, this might be the worst Nollywood flick I’ve seen in a long while. This hogwash has set the industry back by at least 10 years… it’s absolutely irredeemable.

The plot was a madhouse: zero coherence, zero structure, zero character development. It felt like they were just throwing random scenes in, hoping something would stick and none of it did. Clearly, no one in the writers’ room was thinking straight. There’s even a scene where the supposed Nigerian special forces try to rescue a Chinese diplomat's son from the hijacked plane by sending him poisoned food so he’ll get sick. When he’s taken off the plane, they plan to give him an antidote. Yes, they actually acted out this insane idea 😭😭

The use of modern props stripped the movie of any 1993 ambience, it was the most modern-looking “period” flick ever. Without the title, you’d think this adapted event happened last year.

The background story wasn’t engaging enough to justify an adaptation imo. Given that Nigeria barely keeps records, they were working with a topic that had very few documented firsthand details; of course they’d run into plot holes.

The plot follows four supposedly oppressed youths who want to “save” Nigeria from a corrupt government. So, they’re somehow convinced to hijack a plane and divert it to Frankfurt so they can start new lives. How does that fight against a bad government? To make things worse, the movie paints these characters as heroes.

There were so many random, unexplained events, and it seemed like they just expected viewers to connect dots that didn’t even exist. They had the audacity to throw in a Yoruba vs. Igbo tribal war trope for no apparent reason, and it was a cringe fest. That popular fair-skinned guy from Twitter played one of the hijackers, and he would randomly burst into the cabin with a gallon of fuel, threatening to douse everyone, yet there’s zero explanation of how the fuel got onto the plane. The whole thing was so chaotic.

Like 30 mins to the end, it didn't even care what happened, didn't care for the hijackers, i didn't care for the hostages, that's how little they sold the characters and story to me. I just kept it as BG noise and started streaming El Çlassico on another device, imagine missing Barça Youngins, pasting Madrid, 4 kolo in their own backyard? E for too pain me 😭, as that was an all timer El Çlassico, it hasn't been that good since Messi and CR7 used to go band for band.

Normally, everyone involved in this hogwash supposed to dey sleep cell by now😩. Save your sanity and avoid this flick at all costs. It’s a terrible example of where the industry should not be headed.

2/10.

Palehair:
As for Brad, it's not something hidden, his former roomie said Brad wouldn't shower for days when they were staying together and director Eli Roth said Brad doesn't even use or like deodorants because "he doesn't have time to shower" so he will just clean his pits with baby wipes but rumor has it that things are changing this year because his new girlfriend isn't with that BS so she's "reforming" his hygiene

I mean celebs wey no dey shower or get BO for Hollywood plenty
Jake Gyllenhaal said he doesn't shower some times at the worst time possible...... while promoting a fragrance
Shia Labeouf didn't shower for months when filming fury but people said it was a normal thing for him regardless of the role especially when he was filming Sia's hunger game's soundtrack music video with Sia's then famous kid dancer Maddie Ziegler, the poor girl complained about his odour while filming the video and begged him to use baby wipes which Labeouf refused
Robert Pattinson is rumored to have an high intense BO and it was so bad that the twilight crew couldn't stand it, he's also boasted about not washing his hair for years
Gwyneth paltrow is also rumored to have BO
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis doesn't shower sometimes and boasted about not even bathing their kids until they see dirt on them
Charlize Theron said she sometimes goes a week without bathing
Kristen bell also said she doesn't shower her kids till they start to stink or even shower herself because of the "drought" and "water conservation" in California
Viggo Mortensen also didn't shower most times while filming Lord of the rings as he mostly camped in the woods, Sean Bean who played Boromir complained about his odour many times
Johnny Depp has bad breath that Angelina jolie will offer him Listerine and mints while they were filming the tourist which is ironic because her ex husband Brad Pitt use to give Angie mints because he didn't like her breath
Zac Efron loves his "manly" smell especially after working out and won't shower after
Russell Crowe's costars have complained about his BO in like 2-3 different movies
Matthew McConaughey says ladies loves his "manly" smell as he hasn't used a deodorant in 20+ years even Kate Hudson gifted him a natural deodorant that contained Rock salt while they were filming fools gold but he declined
Julia Roberts is an environmental activist up to the point of going days without bathing to conserve water resulting in a BO that her staff can't stand, she's also anti deodorant like the others

abduleez1:
Guy wetin you dey watch. 😂😂

Where you for see Powell.

pu7pl3:
wtf bro

And sperrrm buttttt let this slide?

Kaycee7:
Halfway through this post, I pinched my nose shut cos I could basically smell the odour oozing 🤢

samistry:
Madam wey dey hustle for her pocket dey use cover of create jobs. She and Frank grillo, I no know who hustle pass this year. Only she dey act things with better budget.

Palehair:
Abdul1 I wonder if Nicolas Cage who we all know almost lost everything and was even in debt before he came back to the spotlight said the same thing Nicole said, you go believe?

Palehair:
No vex but you notice it's mostly white actors though? And these were the ones I could even remember

Kaycee7:
It's been a popular stereotype for a minute now that white people no dey baff. But it's one of those things that's still a bit hard to comprehend when you come across it