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Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:23pm On Nov 14, 2024
She must have encountered banana shaped preek for the wrong reasons.
I am yet to see ladies have phobia for cucumber
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by pansophist(m): 8:23pm On Nov 14, 2024
illicit:
Everyone has a phobia

Mine is anthropophobia, I fear other people

I am not scared of dead people or ghosts but living human being...
People that usually have anthopophobia fears being judged and the intention of other people, not that they fear humans as a specie, like you fear a snake for example.

I am sure you don't fear a child, an old woman, a sick or handicapped person for example.

But yes, the world we live in now, I will be shocked if many people don't have anthopophobia. A lot is happening out there.
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by illicit(m):
pansophist:
People that usually have anthopophobia fears being judged and the intention of other people, not that they fear humans as a specie, like you fear a snake for example.

I am sure you don't fear a child, an old woman, a sick or handicapped person for example.

But yes, the world we live in now, I will be shocked if many people don't have anthopophobia. A lot is happening out there.
Exactly

I am very instinctive about this and it has saved me more than I can remember

Look at someone like Shekau or those guys in the east that killed the lady soldier and her lance corporal fiance and their wedding guests

imagine how shekau became so dreadful that even fellow terrorists had to take him out, yet he was scared of them too and had to blow himself up

If I had been around someone like Shekau before he went batshit I would have suspect him and avoided him naturally
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by correctguy101(m): 8:37pm On Nov 14, 2024
Swedish tabloid Expressen revealed Wednesday that government officials have been ensuring in advance that all places frequented by Gender Equality Minister Paulina Brandberg are free of bananas due to the minister’s strong phobia of the yellow fruit.
Over here, bananas are not yellow fruits... Maybe she'll like ourswink
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by dontrulee: 8:40pm On Nov 14, 2024
rentAcock:
It's not an allergy if she doesn't have allergic reactions from eating it. Just sounds like a typical 1st world problem. I've never heard of a Nigerian person having any food allergy, but these White people are allergic to just about every fruit and food.
I'm allergic to Semo and Catfish
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:47pm On Nov 14, 2024
Thazard:
Let me be naughty. grin grin grin

Which of the bananas does she fears?


grin grin grin
d fruit one naa!
u evil spawn from d devils wing!
grin

Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by aywagze(m): 8:48pm On Nov 14, 2024
Really??! ..best food in the universe ..🤔
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by Exceed15: 8:56pm On Nov 14, 2024
AngelicBeing:
Hian, draw soup, ogbono and okra are some of my favorite soups 🍲 tongue
Mehn.. u r my direct opposite o
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by Bimpe29(m): 9:11pm On Nov 14, 2024
Wonder shall never end. Phobia for Banana 🍌 sounds weird and extremely incredible.
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by Coronavirus1: 9:19pm On Nov 14, 2024
Fryx:
Mine is odour, both bad and good ones. Especially strong ones. If you spray perfume and pass beside me, I must hold my breath.
Everyone has one phobia or the other except you have not discovered your own.
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by simpleseyi: 9:20pm On Nov 14, 2024
illicit:
Everyone has a phobia

Mine is anthropophobia, I fear other people

I am not scared of dead people or ghosts but living human being...
Shey na living human beings you come dey fucck or dead humans
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by illicit(m): 9:21pm On Nov 14, 2024
simpleseyi:
Shey na living human beings you come dey fucck or dead humans
😳
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by AngelicBeing: 9:29pm On Nov 14, 2024
Exceed15:
Mehn.. u r my direct opposite o
cool
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by Offpoint1: 9:30pm On Nov 14, 2024
Thazard:
Let me be naughty. grin grin grin

Which of the bananas does she fears?


grin grin grin
The yellow and vain-less Banana sir 😂
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by essentialone(m): 9:54pm On Nov 14, 2024
No wonder she denied Dbanj Kokomaster Visa to Sweden.
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by funshint(m): 10:15pm On Nov 14, 2024
What will now happen if she sees plantain?grin
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by osazsky(m): 10:29pm On Nov 14, 2024
Common banana that is small what then happens when u see cocumba
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by cocolacec(m): 10:44pm On Nov 14, 2024
Wananonly:
I have womanophobia bro

If I had eyes like hers, I wouldn't fear no evil

Instead, evil would fear me
No be woman born you.
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by pansophist(m): 10:47pm On Nov 14, 2024
illicit:
Exactly

I am very instinctive about this and it has saved me more than I can remember

Look at someone like Shekau or those guys in the east that killed the lady soldier and her lance corporal fiance and their wedding guests

imagine how shekau became so dreadful that even fellow terrorists had to take him out, yet he was scared of them too and had to blow himself up

If I had been around someone like Shekau before he went batshit I would have suspect him and avoided him naturally
I say it all the time say good people no plenty for this world.

We have rich people, educated folks, beautiful and attractive bodies, smart and funny individuals, but you see a genuinely kind heart, if you get such people, just thank your God.

If God regretted creating humans, what more you, a human that have to live with what God regret creating? How can your experience not be difficult by default?

If there are more good people on earth, the suffering in the world would not be this much. Our bright minds have developed wonderful things from airplanes to underwater submarines.

But the evidence of our collective good heart to make our world better, is yet to be seen. I understand you.
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by uunwanaobong3: 10:49pm On Nov 14, 2024
WriterNig:
Politico || Sweden Herald
POOR LADY, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT GUYS HAVE DONE TO HER WITH BANANAS............. I CAN'T IMAGINE THE PAINS AND ANGUISH SHE WENT THROUGH DOWN HER THIGHS WITH THOSE BIG HEAVY BANANAS.... WHY WOULDN'T SHE HAVE PHOBIA FOR BANANAS?
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by DOM7: 11:26pm On Nov 14, 2024
Innocent banana so you get enemy?
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by tonyshine01: 11:36pm On Nov 14, 2024
I don't eat Banana. Never eaten them. The smell alone alone is irritating. I don't buy groundnuts from anyone who sells Banana with it. If you eat it close to me, I give you space if I can. I can hardly touch it.

rentAcock:
It's not an allergy if she doesn't have allergic reactions from eating it. Just sounds like a typical 1st world problem. I've never heard of a Nigerian person having any food allergy, but these White people are allergic to just about every fruit and food.
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by zumbigbo(m): 12:23am On Nov 15, 2024
Ebang banana nko?
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by 4KNGOAT: 2:41am On Nov 15, 2024
][color=yellow] she's afraid of dicksons
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by 4KNGOAT: 2:42am On Nov 15, 2024
the bitchh must be afraid of dicksons
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by DLifeless1: 4:38am On Nov 15, 2024
rentAcock:
It's not an allergy if she doesn't have allergic reactions from eating it. Just sounds like a typical 1st world problem. I've never heard of a Nigerian person having any food allergy, but these White people are allergic to just about every fruit and food.
Who told you there ain't Nigerians with food allergy, it depends on severity and in some cases, most won't treat it as a food allergy but will treat the symptoms as another illness or routinely will connote spirituality to it.
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by nasbiafra(m): 5:36am On Nov 15, 2024
SAPAPHOBIA scares me the most
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by stainzvill(m): 10:32am On Nov 15, 2024
Ripe one shocked
Thazard:
Let me be naughty. grin grin grin

Which of the bananas does she fears?


grin grin grin
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by Idaytesj29(m): 6:02pm On Nov 15, 2024
illicit:
Everyone has a phobia

Mine is anthropophobia, I fear other people

Not that I am paranoid or disturbed

I am not scared of dead people or ghosts but living human being...
Congratulations 🎉
Re: Sweden's Minister, Paulina Brandberg, Is Afraid Of Bananas, Has Bananaphobia by saintruky(m): 4:09pm On Nov 16, 2024
Kenobsky:
Oga Na wetin you love most you just vote against with your mouth waaaaaa.
You and Slawormirr Na the same plane carry wuna come naira land.
God abeg o... See me see success... Na u get my phobia? Shuoooo...

Slawomir na my Bendel brother with whom I'm well pleased... Na same plane go carry us comot nairaland when China take over naija...

However what's Clitophobia?
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