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Is it yummy?

Flex guy. Nothing do you.

Artiiclebeast:
Eeeewwwww

GenZ dey shout ewwwww for better meat like this..
After consumption, take cold drink....
Las las we no go gree with naija stress...
Be merry my man....

Sunday meat?🤦🤦🤦

Munashak:
The stress of being a corp member in nigeria for a day is like writing your name backward with ur tooes🤪🤪.

As the audio 77k they paid us finished, I just said let me go behind our Lodge where our farm is (students do farm for corpers in my ppa) to pluge spinach and pumpkin leaves. I saw this reptile (Guza in hausa) having a field day on our groundnuts 🤪🤪. I quietly went and obtained weapon and the idiot was still there. I laced the plank on my hand on his head several times and when I was sure it had died I called my room mate to slit the throat. He carried it while I followed behind incase 🤪🤪.

Sunday meat don set. Tell us what u call it in ur native tongue

Augustine2244:
Bushmeat has landed for the Corper Op and would go a long way in this hard time.
By the way, the lizard is an Ornate monitor lizard, one of the few species of monitor lizards( Family _ Varanidae) found in Africa.
Asia and Australia both boast the greatest diversity of species of monitor lizards.
Ornate monitor lizard, is vaguely similar in colouration to the rock monitor, also native to Africa.
All African monitor lizards are venomous like nearly all others of their cousins found elsewhere in Asia, Australia,New Guinea, Solomon Islands.

Thank you. Never knew it's venomous.

Poverty is pushing people to eat anything movable, na small dem go dey eat the cockroaches and walk gecko in their house.

Sonnobax15:
ogborigbo .

If to say na orogun he take kill am, nothing wey for stop am from doing burial rites for am

Abavo👌

WTF....l can't even stand the sight of this thing...talk more of touching it

Creamypie:
This na our close friend for orogun

Orogun for ibadan?

Xwizard:
Hmmm paid off


That’s called alligator not big much tho……



Kindly sow into my wedding this coming weekend.
Drinks is about to kill me. Help a brother thanks all

if you don't know what to say, better keep quiet. That's not an alligator.

nifemi25:
It looks like what those aboki use to carry on the body while advertising a certain medicine here in Lagos... Just make sure it's eatable before you consume it ..

Over eatable

gasparpisciotta:
Congratulations.

Manna from the bush, best served with egusi soup and eba to make the equation balance.

Was waiting for this comment


'Best served with'...........


' and washed down with'......


Chai nairaland eh

Munashak:
The stress of being a corp member in nigeria for a day is like writing your name backward with ur tooes🤪🤪.

As the audio 77k they paid us finished, I just said let me go behind our Lodge where our farm is (students do farm for corpers in my ppa) to pluge spinach and pumpkin leaves. I saw this reptile (Guza in hausa) having a field day on our groundnuts 🤪🤪. I quietly went and obtained weapon and the idiot was still there. I laced the plank on my hand on his head several times and when I was sure it had died I called my room mate to slit the throat. He carried it while I followed behind incase 🤪🤪.

Sunday meat don set. Tell us what u call it in ur native tongue

Blimey!!🙄 You killed a lion- crocodile -alligator lizard!!😝😝😝

[quote author= post=132916067]Before nko,
You don't even know these people,
They eat anything and everything.

See dem.....[/quote]But you eat vultures, don't you?

brain54:
Poor thing...

The chicken you slaughter are not poor thing abi

Disgusting reptile! Don't eat that sh*t man.

Munashak:
The stress of being a corp member in nigeria for a day is like writing your name backward with ur tooes🤪🤪.

As the audio 77k they paid us finished, I just said let me go behind our Lodge where our farm is (students do farm for corpers in my ppa) to pluge spinach and pumpkin leaves. I saw this reptile (Guza in hausa) having a field day on our groundnuts 🤪🤪. I quietly went and obtained weapon and the idiot was still there. I laced the plank on my hand on his head several times and when I was sure it had died I called my room mate to slit the throat. He carried it while I followed behind incase 🤪🤪.

Sunday meat don set. Tell us what u call it in ur native tongue

wait they have started paying 77k?
Kai, I served too early

Xwizard:
Hmmm paid off


That’s called alligator not big much tho……



Kindly sow into my wedding this coming weekend.
Drinks is about to kill me. Help a brother thanks all

Drop your account details
And ATM pin

Let’s support your wedding

If you can eat this, then you can surely eat a chameleon

Whoa time to do justice to it.. make sure it's well roasted and garnished.

“You do not find the happy life. You make it.” — Camilla Eyring Kimball

CONOR17:
dont tell me youre going to eat that thing

No they will throw it away

Dra1ojfwv:
:

SCAM!!!

This is somebody's ancestor 😭

To kill that in my place is abomination, we worship it

R u staying close to a river? They use, to disturb my fish pond very well... And me sef dey over kill them wella

One day Una go eat wetin go kill una

Munashak:
The stress of being a corp member in nigeria for a day is like writing your name backward with ur tooes🤪🤪.

As the audio 77k they paid us finished, I just said let me go behind our Lodge where our farm is (students do farm for corpers in my ppa) to pluge spinach and pumpkin leaves. I saw this reptile (Guza in hausa) having a field day on our groundnuts 🤪🤪. I quietly went and obtained weapon and the idiot was still there. I laced the plank on my hand on his head several times and when I was sure it had died I called my room mate to slit the throat. He carried it while I followed behind incase 🤪🤪.

Sunday meat don set. Tell us what u call it in ur native tongue

Bro meat shud be cheap in Giade na. Go to market on mkt days and get Akuya, Goat head.
No eat this thing abeg

Called Ogborigbo in my mother’s village. It’s called West African Nile Monitor lizard in English.

It’s served as a god for my mama village o! Dem no dey kill am at all. You see them walking majestically through the village

Is that not mortal Kombat?