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abobote:
To kill that in my place is abomination, we worship it

Where’s “your place”. Same practice in my maternal village. They are untouchable

But you are lucky because this reptile is very poisonous.

airsaylongcome:
Where’s “your place”. Same practice in my maternal village. They are untouchable

Imo state, Mgbala Agwa precisely

Munashak:
The stress of being a corp member in nigeria for a day is like writing your name backward with ur tooes🤪🤪.

As the audio 77k they paid us finished, I just said let me go behind our Lodge where our farm is (students do farm for corpers in my ppa) to pluge spinach and pumpkin leaves. I saw this reptile (Guza in hausa) having a field day on our groundnuts 🤪🤪. I quietly went and obtained weapon and the idiot was still there. I laced the plank on my hand on his head several times and when I was sure it had died I called my room mate to slit the throat. He carried it while I followed behind incase 🤪🤪.

Sunday meat don set. Tell us what u call it in ur native tongue

Let me gist you
Last week, a man was rushed to the hospital in the middle of the night
What happened
He saw a snake beside his house, he ran after it to kill it but his wife kept shouting that she should leave the snake alone and come back inside(a woman's intuition). This man didn't listen, he ran after the snake. Unlucky for him, he stepped aon a wood and the wood broke and caused him a big avulsion injury, a large chunk of his muscle was pulled opened. When he got to the hospital, he was already weak, we had to rush him 1.5 litres of IV fluid.

My point is, if it's not causing any direct harm, let it be!!!

Munashak:
The stress of being a corp member in nigeria for a day is like writing your name backward with ur tooes🤪🤪.

As the audio 77k they paid us finished, I just said let me go behind our Lodge where our farm is (students do farm for corpers in my ppa) to pluge spinach and pumpkin leaves. I saw this reptile (Guza in hausa) having a field day on our groundnuts 🤪🤪. I quietly went and obtained weapon and the idiot was still there. I laced the plank on my hand on his head several times and when I was sure it had died I called my room mate to slit the throat. He carried it while I followed behind incase 🤪🤪.

Sunday meat don set. Tell us what u call it in ur native tongue

I can tell u are muscular to be able to use plank to kill this animal

Very eatable , enjoy yourself

Monitor lizard.

Alekpa in Edo.

You don kill somebody pikin

OP, you tried. God has given you a special protein to cushion the effects of T-Pain pandemic in Nigeria currently. Remember that this meat goes well with ogbono or egusi soup.

Congratulations.

illicit:
Awonriwon

this beggar

Creamypie:
This na our close friend for orogun

urhobo ppo

Corps member wey no fit spell "pluck" and does not know a Komodo dragon, but na food you sabi.

No wonder they say Nigerian graduates are largely unemployable.

Una dey funny for this thread,

Why must it be ogbono or egusi, u will enjoy the meat with

No be wetin person get, him go cook the monitor lizard with

As long as the meat enter stomach, weda fryed or roasted. That's what count.

Leave soup abeg, devour the meat

drimzsmoke:
Let me gist you
Last week, a man was rushed to the hospital in the middle of the night
What happened
He saw a snake beside his house, he ran after it to kill it but his wife kept shouting that she should leave the snake alone and come back inside(a woman's intuition). This man didn't listen, he ran after the snake. Unlucky for him, he stepped aon a wood and the wood broke and caused him a big avulsion injury, a large chunk of his muscle was pulled opened. When he got to the hospital, he was already weak, we had to rush him 1.5 litres of IV fluid.

My point is, if it's not causing any direct harm, let it be!!!

Our own in Africa is to kill and kill and kill, starting from the time we were children throwing stones at lizards. We need to change as a people

Stop advertising your ignorance. Alligator Ko, Komodo Dragon ni

Xwizard:
Hmmm paid off


That’s called alligator not big much tho……



Kindly sow into my wedding this coming weekend.
Drinks is about to kill me. Help a brother thanks all

mytime24:
#op
wil U eat that thing 😮‍💨😡

Very tasty when well prepared.

Munashak:
The stress of being a corp member in nigeria for a day is like writing your name backward with ur tooes🤪🤪.

As the audio 77k they paid us finished, I just said let me go behind our Lodge where our farm is (students do farm for corpers in my ppa) to pluge spinach and pumpkin leaves. I saw this reptile (Guza in hausa) having a field day on our groundnuts 🤪🤪. I quietly went and obtained weapon and the idiot was still there. I laced the plank on my hand on his head several times and when I was sure it had died I called my room mate to slit the throat. He carried it while I followed behind incase 🤪🤪.

Sunday meat don set. Tell us what u call it in ur native tongue

while others were sleeping, you were busy hunting

You story no clear!! Its hard to kill this creature just like that...that are fast, especially the small omes

Sey you chop am Sha

Petesu don set

Xwizard:
Hmmm paid off


That’s called alligator not big much tho……



Kindly sow into my wedding this coming weekend.
Drinks is about to kill me. Help a brother thanks all

Alligator is not in Nigeria.

Obaaderemi2:
Our own in Africa is to kill and kill and kill, starting from the time we were children throwing stones at lizards. We need to change as a people

Only Africans kill Abi

You have not lived with oyinbo people be dat

ClassicMan202:
Omo....

As a corper wey dey new environment, dey always ask questions before you do some certain things o.


Before you go hear say Na their ancestors you kpai so.

My hand no dey.

You're right. It happened in Imo State about 20 years ago, the corper killed a phyton in their camp, the villagers went berserk, they reported it, unknown corper did it at the end of the day. They ate the phyton of course.

blowjohn:
Orogun for ibadan?

ughelli north Delta state

nifemi25:
It looks like what those aboki use to carry on the body while advertising a certain medicine here in Lagos... Just make sure it's eatable before you consume it ..

Edible not eatable

ENEJI16:
Better pepper soup for this alligator

Why are you encouraging him to eat it ? Why ? Why ?

phadul:
Komodo dragon

You sure say you go school so? Komodo dragon in Nigeria?

Welldone

Very sweet meat. Put it hot water and peei the scaly skin. You will see a white beautiful meat there

Monitor lizard is venomous! Are you joking?

Augustine2244:
Bushmeat has landed for the Corper Op and would go a long way in this hard time.
By the way, the lizard is an Ornate monitor lizard, one of the few species of monitor lizards( Family _ Varanidae) found in Africa.
Asia and Australia both boast the greatest diversity of species of monitor lizards.
Ornate monitor lizard, is vaguely similar in colouration to the rock monitor, also native to Africa.
All African monitor lizards are venomous like nearly all others of their cousins found elsewhere in Asia, Australia,New Guinea, Solomon Islands.

This is monitor lizard and not iguana.

abobote:
To kill that in my place is abomination, we worship it

Monitor lizard is poisonous?

Bandirao:
But you are lucky because this reptile is very poisonous.