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GracieX3:
But the bad PR is not without merit.

Dolphins rarely kill humans. When is the last time you have seen a shark save a human? Well, a dolphin has saved a human.

Eff snakes too. Some species spit poison. Some bite with Venom. Some bite without Venom. Some squeeze humans to death.

The bad PR is warranted. Just like DC. Any new DC show or movie has more than a 50% chance of flop.

abduleez1:
Guy, if you hear and see wetin Dolphins especially dey do to other animals for sea ehn...you go hate them. Dolphins wey dey g@ngrape another species entirely. Dolphins dey violently knack fellow males to assert authority.
Dolphins are the terrorists of the high seas. They sometimes molests Sharks sef. Some species no dey like near where Dolphins dey. Dolphins k!lls animals just for fun without eating them. Dolphin fit dey bored make he dey play with him food.
The PR department of Dolphins especially dey work overtime. Pure fvvking psychopaths.


They are exceptionally intelligent so they easily blend and be so social and sweet to humans. Other sea animals, run for your life. Cold blooded killer, Apex predators.

pu7pl3:
Bro I love that you know about things like this tbh. I no know why e dey sweet me. 🤭

abduleez1:
Omo, shey you know say Dolphins were my favourite sea animal while I was growing up. I too like that animal like mad. Not until few years back when I started uncovering the evil side of those creatures.

No sea animal comes close to the nastiness and vile creatures of dolphins except prolly Orcas. Funny thing be say both of them na the same family. Pure evil creatures. And they're both painfully cute. Both show that psychopathic trait of always smiling towards humans.

I've always known Orcas to be wicked but I was served ice cold breakfast learning the ways of bottle nose dolphins.
One deduction I have as to why dolphins are mostly "friendly" towards humans is cos the w@nkers recognises game. They see their behaviours in humans and know we're the № 1 Apex predator.

pu7pl3:
Dolphins are vile creatures bro, far worse than sharks and they are more intelligent.
A Dolphin will try to rape you and you can't do anything about it cos they'll minus you from the census if you even struggle toomuch.
They rape each other and their kids too. They play with puffer fish cos the poison it secrets makes them "high" .
All the bad PR sharks get should be given to dolphins and Orcas.

DC was poorly managed for a long time but they are definitely back on track. You just want to hate on them so please continue.

GloriousGbola:
Rule no 1 - be attractive

Lions are also certified bitch arse wankers often to lazy to hunt, ready to murder cubs so females can go into oestrus, but somehow the ugjy ass hyenas got the raw deal and volification

GloriousGbola:
Rule no 1 - be attractive

Lions are also certified bitch arse wankers often to lazy to hunt, ready to murder cubs so females can go into oestrus, but somehow the ugjy ass hyenas got the raw deal and volification

Kaycee7:
Soooo..... Pretty privilege?

GracieX3:
Hyenas are cannibals too. Furthermore, sounding like a laughing psychopath when hunting prey is not a good look.

abduleez1:
Omo, shey you know say Dolphins were my favourite sea animal while I was growing up. I too like that animal like mad. Not until few years back when I started uncovering the evil side of those creatures.

No sea animal comes close to the nastiness and vile creatures of dolphins except prolly Orcas. Funny thing be say both of them na the same family. Pure evil creatures. And they're both painfully cute. Both show that psychopathic trait of always smiling towards humans.

I've always known Orcas to be wicked but I was served ice cold breakfast learning the ways of bottle nose dolphins.
One deduction I have as to why dolphins are mostly "friendly" towards humans is cos the w@nkers recognises game. They see their behaviours in humans and know we're the № 1 Apex predator.

Kaycee7:
Soooo..... Pretty privilege?

Maeve7:
What is nasty and vile about dolphins?

GloriousGbola:
Rule no 1 - be attractive

Lions are also certified bitch arse wankers often to lazy to hunt, ready to murder cubs so females can go into oestrus, but somehow the ugjy ass hyenas got the raw deal and volification

abduleez1:
This one sef dey...

Then there's the one where Lion is considered the brave and the King of the Jungle. Baba wey dey savannah/grassland dey sleep under tree.
and Tigers are regarded as lonely sneaky b@stards.
Prolly cos more people die from Tiger attacks than Lions.

But bro make I no lie you Hyenas are too ugly and crafty for my liking. They're also not saints.
Fun fact: Hyenas have stronger bite force than Lions and are matriarchal. That their stüpid Joker laugh fit make you craze.

Lions remains my favourite animal tho.

GloriousGbola:
If dolphins had opposable thumbs maybe they would have given us a run for our money. You control the land, we control the sea.

Then again, maybe not. octopi are also mad intelligent and can use their arms to manipulate objects. But they did not become alpha predators of the sea. That is for giant squids.

The class of Cephalopods if my biology is still kicking

GloriousGbola:
Also, the females for all intents and purposes may as well have dcks.

GloriousGbola:
Just Google the truth about dolphins

Maeve7:
Just did. Thank you. The source was anyhow though referring to studies but without any further links. Most other sources just paint the typical picture most of us have about dolphins. It’s the second time I have read something negative here about dolphins. I‘ll do some more research but too tired today. Once again, thanks. It’s interesting.

GloriousGbola:
Try truth dolphins reddit. That will likely take you through a deep dive with references.

abduleez1:
Omo, shey you know say Dolphins were my favourite sea animal while I was growing up. I too like that animal like mad. Not until few years back when I started uncovering the evil side of those creatures.

No sea animal comes close to the nastiness and vile creatures of dolphins except prolly Orcas. Funny thing be say both of them na the same family. Pure evil creatures. And they're both painfully cute. Both show that psychopathic trait of always smiling towards humans.

I've always known Orcas to be wicked but I was served ice cold breakfast learning the ways of bottle nose dolphins.
One deduction I have as to why dolphins are mostly "friendly" towards humans is cos the w@nkers recognises game. They see their behaviours in humans and know we're the № 1 Apex predator.

GracieX3:
I have noticed that you and bro abduleez1 lack a certain philosophy on things.


Alternative view- intelligence also comes with certain depravity. Do humans not also ràpe and take drugs? What about Apes?

I know you and Abduleez1 just recently watched some YouTube video about dolphins.

Let me let you on a little secret- sharks ràpe too! What is even worse is that the males even hook and bite the females to secure optimal mating positions. If sharks were more intelligent, they would have been far more murderous.

abduleez1:
This one sef dey...

Then there's the one where Lion is considered the brave and the King of the Jungle. Baba wey dey savannah/grassland dey sleep under tree.
and Tigers are regarded as lonely sneaky b@stards.
Prolly cos more people die from Tiger attacks than Lions.

But bro make I no lie you Hyenas are too ugly and crafty for my liking. They're also not saints.
Fun fact: Hyenas have stronger bite force than Lions and are matriarchal. That their stüpid Joker laugh fit make you craze.

Lions remains my favourite animal tho.

GloriousGbola:
Also, the females for all intents and purposes may as well have dcks.

pu7pl3:
You're right, they see humans as a more intelligent species cos of how intelligent they are. Another weyrey animal na Crows or Ravens, they also only acknowledge humans but other members of the animal kingdom na OPP for them.
Doesn't mean they won't still change it for you when they get the chance, like that dolphin that almost raped one female Diver.

GracieX3:
I have noticed that you and bro abdul lack a certain philosophy on things.


Alternative view- intelligence also comes with certain depravity. Do humans not also ràpe and take drugs? What about Apes?

I know you and Abdul just recently watched some YouTube video about dolphins.

Let me let you on a little secret- sharks ràpe too! What is even worse is that the males even hook and bite the females to secure optimal mating positions. If sharks were more intelligent, they would have been far more murderous.

cao:
Trigger Warning.

Look, I was yabbing Jessica Alba after reading the summary, only to recall mid-yab where I first discovered her - Dark Angel. She was a BAMF in that show, so now I'm watching this film because I haven't seen BAMF Alba in a very very long time.

abduleez1:
Ahh... Crows and Ravens. Another creature very high on the intelligence list. Easily top 10. Those w@nkers are annoying buggers. Dem no send you message especially when in a group. And they can mimic human sounds just like parrots. It's one bird I'd like to see very up close asides from eagles.


As for Dolphins, those werey na serial r@pists.
Numerous cases of them trying to r@pe humans. Very hōrny lot. I believe we would have been fvvked as humans if Dolphins and Orcas had nukes. they sure do exhibit complex human characteristics quite alright.

pu7pl3:
I'd like to own a crow just cos of how they fvck with cats and dogs tbh. That animal na Black Airforce 🤭🤭