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Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by ElSudani:
He didn't know he was making one for the ages. One giant poo for mankind.
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by raphy(m): 2:32pm On Nov 26, 2024
This is gorilla shit how can it be human shit.

Like the scan it smell it before they concluded. Oyibo them sabi
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by SEGLIZ:
Mikespecialone:
Science and wonders, so na person shit be dis huh
you chose to believe this nonsense? you or they mean to tell us that poo refused to decay or decomposed since the 9th century!?

Stevenbright:
Some of these things are falsified research. There is no time this will be the feca matter of human that came out from the anal hoe of a human as it too big. The researcher behind this probably mould and bake this thing up from the contents of open defecation.
you've said it all, a fecal matter that hasn't gone with time (9th century) should be the wonder here not the size. I would rather remain brainwashed by the Bible than accept this lies.

Stevenbright:
The angle you are adding to it is quiet obvious to me too but I decided to make my point simple and not complicated hence focusing only on one perspective.

The fossilized aspect of it is all part of the falsehood. They do these things to keep validating old falsehoods. It is like using new a lie to cover up an older one.
you weaken me finally.
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by Stevenbright(m): 3:08pm On Nov 26, 2024
SEGLIZ:
you chose to believe this nonsense? you or they mean to tell us that poo refused to decay or decomposed since the 9th century!?

you've said it all, a fecal matter that hasn't gone with time (9th century) should be the wonder here not the size. I would rather remain brainwashed by the Bible than accept this lies.
The angle you are adding to it is quiet obvious to me too but I decided to make my point simple and not complicated hence focusing only on one perspective.

The fossilized aspect of it is all part of the falsehood. They do these things to keep validating old falsehoods. It is like using new a lie to cover up an older one.
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by Chilota2: 3:56pm On Nov 26, 2024
Ahhh!!! Na why oyinbo life dey tire me some times.
Las Las one oyinbo go buy am dey showcase for him sitting room after dem go call am legend.
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by pongwa(m): 7:27pm On Nov 26, 2024
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by ponishah: 7:53pm On Nov 26, 2024
Arcticair:
Did the man eat an elephant?
Yoruba men shirt dey big like this na.
No be joke o, or tribal slur, just what I have seen in the early 80s
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by wiseworld: 8:06pm On Nov 26, 2024
cheesy grin let them come to Shaki ,when eat yam flour finish! grin , you will see some shit on mountain you will think shey na Elephant shit ham ,lol

TouchNfollow:
I know quite a number of shits that can pass for exhibition down here......make them forget Vikings shit and try Abakaliki or Benue Yam farmers grin
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by Onyi90(m): 8:59pm On Nov 26, 2024
Until they see my own, then them go no something
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by uunwanaobong3: 9:20pm On Nov 26, 2024
HOLY SHIT😇
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by Testimony1988(m): 10:31pm On Nov 26, 2024
Hmmmm
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by Caseless: 3:38am On Nov 27, 2024
ThaThinka:
Oyinbo people sha. Imagine buying or putting a value on another person's poo.

The other day na banana taped to a wall dem sell for big money. I even heard about imaginary (abstract or non-existent) art being sold for real money! cheesy
some na money laundering.
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by Kindness218: 12:44pm On Nov 27, 2024
Make them come under Rumuokoro flyover for Rivers State, them go see shit
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by Lovelydaisies: 1:05pm On Nov 27, 2024
Did the poop fall in ice and got frozen? How else did it fossilize a d not undergo decay?

Even in death, the owner will not still be comfortable. He'll be uneasy, watching as people watch his now fossilized poop, study it, drop it and fix it together, then auction it...

I would ne uneasy too. Sheesh... lipsrsealed

Bread a d meat diet. Sounds like our own bread and corned beef.
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by Ade4dayo70(m): 3:23pm On Nov 27, 2024
They turned the shit into expensive shit... the shit na exhibit it must not lost oo... second baze jare.
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by XAUBulls: 6:22pm On Nov 27, 2024
Morbeta11:
"This is the largest fossilized human feces ever found. It belonged to a sick Viking in 9th Century AD, and has been valued at $39,000".

The large, “precious” feces, officially known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite, the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized manure. This 1200 year old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history.

At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, specimen was discovered, in York northwest England in 1972 by construction workers during the building of a Lloyds TSB branch, in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. It takes its name from institution Lloyds Bank.


The huge feces had another red-letter moment in 1991 when scientist Dr. Andrew Jones appraised the piece in the name of insurance. “This is the most exciting piece of excrement I’ve ever seen,” he told the Wall Street Journal at the time. “In its own way, it’s as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels.”

Paleoscatologists have been able to discern much from the girthy deposit, including that its producer ate mostly meat and bread was likely a Viking, lived in approximately the 9th Century AD, and had a gut full of parasites. Indeed, the manure was found to be infested with Whipworm and Maw-worm eggs, suggesting the Viking often had an upset stomach and other gastrointestinal problems.

Today, the log resides in a glass box at the Jorvik Viking Centre, York, England; where, in 2003, visitors dropped it, breaking it into three pieces. It has since been repaired.

The Centre is proud to call itself the turd’s final resting place, even hosting a virtual workshop in February called “Poo Day!” in which fans learned about the dung’s significance.
https://explorersweb.com/fossilized-viking-poo-worlds-most-valuable-excrement/
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by ThaThinka: 10:01pm On Nov 27, 2024
Caseless:
some na money laundering.
You're probably right!

I have also thought about that possibility several times in the past, including after making that post, because it just doesn't make sense.
Re: Expensive Shit: Largest Fossilized Human Feces Ever Found(Photos) by Caseless: 3:00am On Nov 28, 2024
ThaThinka:
You're probably right!

I have also thought about that possibility several times in the past, including after making that post, because it just doesn't make sense.
sure!
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