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Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by doffman: 12:03pm On Dec 06, 2024
Kukutente23:
Continue crying grin grin

Abraham, Moses, David were not Muslims. They never practiced any Islam. They never called their God Allah.
Muhammad simply stole them to ingratiate himself with Jews and Christians who still rejected him.



You can also be pasting this one cheesy cheesy
See ignorant fool 😂😂


“Neither Jesus nor Abraham nor any prophet were Christians. Christian means Like Christ. What is your problem with that? Did Jesus die for Abraham or any prophet before him? You don't know nothing”

Said by : Kukutente23 . 🎤
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by Kukutente23: 12:13pm On Dec 06, 2024
doffman:
See ignorant fool 😂😂


“Neither Jesus nor Abraham nor any prophet were Christians. Christian means Like Christ. What is your problem with that? Did Jesus die for Abraham or any prophet before him? You don't know nothing”

Said by : . 🎤
It is safe to assume now that you agree that Abraham, Moses, David etc were never Islamic prophets
You're free to go and prepare to hit your head on the floor now. It's a Friday. Make sure you use a culvert by the roadside cheesy cheesy
Ciao wink
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by doffman: 12:16pm On Dec 06, 2024
Kukutente23:
It is safe to assume now that you agree that Abraham, Moses, David etc were never Islamic prophets
You're free to go and prepare to hit your head on the floor now. It's a Friday. Make sure you use a culvert by the roadside cheesy cheesy
Ciao wink
Who take this ignorant fool serious 😀😀

“Neither Jesus nor Abraham nor any prophet were Christians. Christian means Like Christ. What is your problem with that? Did Jesus die for Abraham or any prophet before him? You don't know nothing”

Said by : Kukutente23 🎤
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by Nobody:
angry Holy shit, After the dua, it becomes a holy shit
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by Flows001(m): 3:08pm On Dec 06, 2024
doffman:
😀😀😀😀 let people see your level of brain .

Why are you editing what you said 😀😀:


“Neither Jesus nor Abraham nor any prophet were Christians. Christian means Like Christ. What is your problem with that? Did Jesus die for Abraham or any prophet before him? You don't know nothing”

Said by : Kukutente23 🎤
Truly, neither Abraham, nor Jesus Christ was a Christian..

In case you are too dumb to understand, a Christian is simply a follower of CHRIST, and Jesus Christ couldnt have "followed" himself..
He is the perfect example that Christians follow, and he was the foundation upon which the Church was built..

Jesus Christ is the Head of the Church, and Christianity was birthed through him..
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by doffman: 3:57pm On Dec 06, 2024
Antlislaam:
How did you expect Jesus Christ to be Christian when he himself is CHRIST, Can you follow yourself? To whom brain is given, sense is expected
See the mega slowpoke 😀😀

Really ?

Before I will nail you as well and create your own meme😀.

Jesus is a Christ mean what ?
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by doffman: 3:59pm On Dec 06, 2024
Flows001:
Truly, neither Abraham, nor Jesus Christ was a Christian..

In case you are too dumb to understand, a Christian is simply a follower of CHRIST, and Jesus Christ couldnt have "followed" himself..
He is the perfect example that Christians follow, and he was the foundation upon which the Church was built..

Jesus Christ is the Head of the Church, and Christianity was birthed through him..
Another slowpoke 😀😀😀.

To start with you ,

If truly Jesus is the founder of Christianity , How does Jesus command you to worship to be saved ?
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by IyanAtiEgusi: 6:24pm On Dec 06, 2024
Kukutente23:
So you self dey pray before you shite
Do you pray in Arabic or your mother tongue? I'll be surprised if African shite can hear Arabic o
e even get one of their group wey dem d call shite grin
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by IyanAtiEgusi: 6:26pm On Dec 06, 2024
Kukutente23:
Shite simply means poo
Are you jaded from hitting your head on the floor this morning?
You have not answered if your Shite understands Arabic or not
grin
d garri boy doing well on d beat grin
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by IyanAtiEgusi: 6:28pm On Dec 06, 2024
Kukutente23:
Continue crying grin grin

Abraham, Moses, David were not Muslims. They never practiced any Islam. They never called their God Allah.
Muhammad simply stole them to ingratiate himself with Jews and Christians who still rejected him.



You can also be pasting this one cheesy cheesy
fermented camel urine drinkers no go gree grin
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by doffman: 9:16pm On Dec 06, 2024
Antlislaam:
Christian means followers of Christ, how did you expect Jesus to be called a Christian when he himself is Christ? Can you follow yourself slave? To whom brain is given, sense is expected
Mugu , but jesus did not know you nah . Why are you forcing yourself to be his follower while all your behavior differ from what jesus preached .

Are you normal mr ignorant ? 😀
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by Kukutente23: 11:08pm On Dec 06, 2024
Flows001:
Truly, neither Abraham, nor Jesus Christ was a Christian..

In case you are too dumb to understand, a Christian is simply a follower of CHRIST, and Jesus Christ couldnt have "followed" himself..
He is the perfect example that Christians follow, and he was the foundation upon which the Church was built..

Jesus Christ is the Head of the Church, and Christianity was birthed through him..
I'm happy he's seeing Christians like you to educate him
He thinks Christianity is like Islam that seeks validation by stealing Jewish figures for itself
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by Kukutente23: 11:10pm On Dec 06, 2024
Antlislaam:
Christian means followers of Christ, how did you expect Jesus to be called a Christian when he himself is Christ? Can you follow yourself slave? To whom brain is given, sense is expected
Lol
Broda abeg take it easy with these Islamist.
You know their religion cannot survive without stealing Jewish figures
Muhammad even stole from Zoroastrianism the religion of Persians
So take it easy on him
Make he no go commit suicide
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by doffman: 11:11pm On Dec 06, 2024
Antlislaam:
Did Muhammad knew you exist before calling yourself his slave?

I didn't forced myself to be called child of God and followers of Jesus Christ. You're the one that was forced to accept the stupidity Muhammad forced on you called allah your Islamic deity he inherited from his idolater father named Abdullahi
slowpoke . Who now called you follower of Jesus while Jesus himself does not know you ?
Stop affiliating yourself to Jesus because your actions totally differ from Jesus . You and devil are on the same lane 😀.

Your foolishness is legendary 😂😂
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by Kukutente23: 11:12pm On Dec 06, 2024
IyanAtiEgusi:
grin
d garri boy doing well on d beat grin
Shut up abeg grin

Your own too much
Go and chop iyan ati egusi
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by Kukutente23: 11:28pm On Dec 06, 2024
doffman:
slowpoke . Who now called you follower of Jesus while Jesus himself does not know you ?
Stop affiliating yourself to Jesus because your actions totally differ from Jesus . You and devil are on the same lane 😀.

Your foolishness is legendary 😂😂
Mugu
At least you can see that Christians agree with me now. So all your reposting was just a waste of time
Now quote from your Quran where Abraham, Moses, David said they are Muslims
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by doffman: 11:34pm On Dec 06, 2024
Kukutente23:
Mugu
At least you can see that Christians agree with me now. So all your reposting was just a waste of time
Now quote from your Quran where Abraham, Moses, David said they are Muslims
😀😀😀😀 slowpoke ! Are you not the same pagan ?

You are consoling yourself with your ignorant fools.

Your slogan still remain till eternity :

“Neither Jesus nor Abraham nor any prophet were Christians. Christian means Like Christ. What is your problem with that? Did Jesus die for Abraham or any prophet before him? You don't know nothing”

Said by : Kukutente23 . 🎤
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by IyanAtiEgusi: 6:52am On Dec 07, 2024
Kukutente23:
Shut up abeg grin

Your own too much
Go and chop iyan ati egusi
come join me grin
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by Ebenezer2021(m): 7:07am On Dec 07, 2024
Antlislaam:
If better poo-poo or wee-wee catch you ehn, una no go remember reciting any dua
Lordbinsmar:
U pipu una dey craze oooo


Hot pupu wey dey wattery neva catch una

grin
Pat081:
When you eat beans and poo-poo make you run enter toilet you go know
Very foolish set of humans.
See this one below saying it should be recited in full before stepping into toilet.
managermahmud:
Also to add, it should be recited in full before stepping into the restroom. May Allah increase us in knowledge.
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by DeepSight(m): 11:01am On Dec 07, 2024
Kukutente23:
Mugu
At least you can see that Christians agree with me now. So all your reposting was just a waste of time
Now quote from your Quran where Abraham, Moses, David said they are Muslims
Kukutente23,

How are you and how much do you need today to escape your day job as a lavatory cleaner, cannibal and a dweller in roadside gutters?

I can support you with money in order to clean you up.
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by DeepSight(m): 11:03am On Dec 07, 2024
Ebenezer2021:
Very foolish set of humans.
See this one below saying it should be recited in full before stepping into toilet.
Honestly. If any one of them has ever experienced diarrhea they will forget any prayer before entering a road side bush to deliver them.
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by Flows001(m): 4:25pm On Dec 07, 2024
doffman:
Another slowpoke 😀😀😀.

To start with you ,

If truly Jesus is the founder of Christianity , How does Jesus command you to worship to be saved ?
YAHWEH is ONE God in three persons, God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit... We worship YAHWEH..


I warn you, don't let me get into religious debate with you, I've been banned on several groups online because of how much I've dealt with your fellow Muhammadians, your so called fake copy and paste book called quran and man-made hadiths are in my palms..

Reply me again and we can begin rolling!
Follower of a certified terrorist and paedophile..
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by doffman: 5:01pm On Dec 07, 2024
Flows001:
YAHWEH is ONE God in three persons, God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit... We worship YAHWEH..


I warn you, don't let me get into religious debate with you, I've been banned on several groups online because of how much I've dealt with your fellow Muhammadians, your so called fake copy and paste book called quran and man-made hadiths are in my palms..

Reply me again and we can begin rolling!
Follower of a certified terrorist and paedophile..
😀😃😃

Repeat after me , you are mad and stupid . Who the Bleep are you than a pagan bragging of his ignorance .

Yes , God is one . Are you worshipping that God or trinity ?

Werey showing empty brain 😃
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by Kukutente23: 5:30pm On Dec 07, 2024
DeepSight:
How are you and how much do you need today to escape your day job as a lavatory cleaner, cannibal and a dweller in roadside gutters?

I can support you with money in order to clean you up.
Is it the weather or you're high on cheap crack
. Which money do you have
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by DeepSight(m): 5:34pm On Dec 07, 2024
Kukutente23:
Is it the weather or you're high on cheap crack
. Which money do you have
Ok let me support your clean up with 100k USD.
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by Kukutente23: 5:39pm On Dec 07, 2024
DeepSight:
Ok let me support your clean up with 100k USD.
grin cheesy cheesy
Delusions of wealth

Poverty na bastard
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by DeepSight(m): 5:42pm On Dec 07, 2024
Kukutente23:
grin cheesy cheesy
Delusions of wealth

Poverty na bastard
You do know those who are bastards.

1. Your Yahweh
2. Allah
3. Mohammed

4. You.
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by Kukutente23: 6:13pm On Dec 07, 2024
DeepSight:
You do know those who are bastards.

1. Your Yahweh
2. Allah
3. Mohammed

4. You.
You sound broken
This sounds like a cry for help
I pray your find peace and find it soon
Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by DeepSight(m): 6:18pm On Dec 07, 2024
Kukutente23:
You sound broken
This sounds like a cry for help
I pray your find peace and find it soon
Hahahahhahhahahha!
Nothing can break me.
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