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If I Am Not Yoruba by UncleAyo(op):
If I'm not Yoruba,

1. I will also claim that Lagos is a no-man's-land and at the same time be happy about negative reports about the same Lagos because of my covetousness and envy.

2. I will always feel sad and mad whenever I hear anything praiseworthy about the Yoruba because of my insecurity and lack of self-worth.

3. I will leave my region and run to live in Yorubaland because of lack of economic opportunities and insecurity in my region.

4. I will always try and measure up my ethnic group with Yoruba because of my constant need for validation and approval.

5. I will want our music to be rated at the same level with the Yoruba based on quota system.

6. I will try to stop the Yoruba from speaking and using their language since my own language is already going into extinction.

7. I will change my online name and Monica pretending to be Yoruba so that I can sound intellectually, and my words will carry weight.

8. I will always claim victimised in every online discussion so that I can get part of the attention going to the Yoruba. Since my narcissistic personalty disorder requires constant need for praise.

9. I will keep projecting (unconsciously) my inferiority complex, cowardice, slavisness and lack of politic on the Yorubas to feel safe in my small mind.

10. I will praise wicked men whose stupidity and greedy choices led to death of thousand on my tribemen as heroes since I have to measure up with the Yorubas who praise Awolowo (who provided free education) and others as great men.

11. I will change my given name to Yoruba to feel accepted.

12. I will praise and support terrorist to murder people and make my region not thriving for human and business since I have Yorubaland to run to and hide.

13. I will try to force my political candidate on the Yoruba since I will lack empathy and emotional intelligence required to build bridges and to educate and persuade others to vote my candidate.

14. I will clamour for "state of origin" to be replace with "state of residence" so that I can realise my expansionist agenda.

15. I will also join to reject the tax reform bill since my region is always parasitic and not worthy enough to stand on its own to support its socioeconomical framework.

16. I will want one-nigerianess to be practice in Yoruba land but not in my region. I would've shut my region up from other Nigerian by supporting terrorists (tagging them "freedom fighters" ), religion extremists, and bandits to murder poeople and chase other Nigerian from my region.

17. I would call lazy the Yorubas, who have excell and are in Nigeria top leaders in healthcare, education, banking, entertainment, tourism, research and development, IT services, consulting, construction, production of goods, retail, financial planning, government, top executives, non-profit leadership, agriculture, manufacturing; but close down businesses in my region on an important work day only to hide under my bed for the fear of getting murdered by our "freedom fighters"


I will always be glad and deeply thankful to be Yoruba. To be part of a culture so rich in history, wisdom, and elegance is a privilege I hold dear. From the eloquence of our proverbs to the grace of our traditional attire, from the rhythms of our talking drums to the beauty of our festivals, the Yoruba heritage is a masterpiece. Our values of respect, community, and resilience are timeless treasures that guide our lives. Being Yoruba is not just an identity; it’s a blessing, a legacy, and a crown I wear with pride. Alágbára ni ọmọ Yorùbá!


I am always glad and proud to be Yoruba. Yoruba is my religion, Yorubs is my language, Yoruba is my culture, Yoruba is my heritage. Omoluwabi is who I am!
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by UncleAyo(op): 5:08pm On Dec 14, 2024
I'm Omoluabi, I'm Yoruba.
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by budaatum: 5:13pm On Dec 14, 2024
UncleAyo:
I'm Omoluabi, I'm Yoruba.

Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by UncleAyo(op): 5:37pm On Dec 14, 2024
I will always be glad and deeply thankful to be Yoruba. To be part of a culture so rich in history, wisdom, and elegance is a privilege I hold dear. From the eloquence of our proverbs to the grace of our traditional attire, from the rhythms of our talking drums to the beauty of our festivals, the Yoruba heritage is a masterpiece. Our values of respect, community, and resilience are timeless treasures that guide our lives. Being Yoruba is not just an identity; it’s a blessing, a legacy, and a crown I wear with pride. Alágbára ni ọmọ Yorùbá!
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by Frigga13: 5:39pm On Dec 14, 2024
Insecurity… insecurity.. insecurities and more unsecured humans


How can a tribe be seeking validation at all times.. doing that to reassure themselves of existence

Of over a million tribes in the world .. only one keep assuring themselves of themselves
Tueh!!!!

What a complex of abnormal disorder..

What a wash of humanity and human dignity

Tueh !!! Again and over more

If not foolishness

What else and how else can humanity describe this

Hitler was diagnosed as a mad human for same Act

God help us

We will never be Yoruba.. not ever in creation

This is a careless shame!

Self praise of reassurance

God forbid!
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by Frigga13: 5:47pm On Dec 14, 2024
Atimes things just sound like curse and songs of slaves seeking freedom!

Is the world still dealing on human slaves? At this point of human dignity?

A complex is born out of envy or jealousy.., bitterness or slavery

Of which are some humans in this 21 century.. when live is easy and joyful to behold

When inanity has cross the boundary of yesterday

Yet some are still bouncing in ancient and call it wisdom

Lucifer fell for this reason ..
What brought oduduwa down .. a mystery… or what we stare every minute and seconds of humanity..


Foolishness of ancient times .. brought back to reality

I tire!
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by UncleAyo(op):
You forgot to mention your heritage at the end of your writeup. I know you're not proud of it.

Frigga13:
Insecurity… insecurity.. insecurities and more unsecured humans


How can a tribe be seeking validation at all times.. doing that to reassure themselves of existence

Of over a million tribes in the world .. only one keep assuring themselves of themselves
Tueh!!!!

What a complex of abnormal disorder..

What a wash of humanity and human dignity

Tueh !!! Again and over more

If not foolishness

What else and how else can humanity describe this

Hitler was diagnosed as a mad human for same Act

God help us

We will never be Yoruba.. not ever in creation

This is a careless shame!

Self praise of reassurance

God forbid!
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by Frigga13: 5:50pm On Dec 14, 2024
UncleAyo:
You forget to mention your heritage at the end of your writeup. I know you're not proud of it.
Says. Yoruba man…

Not all are insecured ans need reassurance

You’re a huge shame ! To your tribe
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by Frigga13: 5:52pm On Dec 14, 2024
Empty barrels and cans …

Makes a huge hell of noise ..

Contends never make noise ..


Stupidity and carelessness abounds … in the heart of fools.. says the holy book
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by UncleAyo(op): 5:52pm On Dec 14, 2024
Again, you have not mention your heritage.

Frigga13:
Atimes things just sound like curse and songs of slaves seeking freedom!

Is the world still dealing on human slaves? At this point of human dignity?

A complex is born out of envy or jealousy.., bitterness or slavery

Of which are some humans in this 21 century.. when live is easy and joyful to behold

When inanity has cross the boundary of yesterday

Yet some are still bouncing in ancient and call it wisdom

Lucifer fell for this reason ..
What brought oduduwa down .. a mystery… or what we stare every minute and seconds of humanity..


Foolishness of ancient times .. brought back to reality

I tire!
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by UncleAyo(op): 5:53pm On Dec 14, 2024
Why is your blood boiling? Why are you sad and mad about Yoruba?

Frigga13:
Empty barrels and cans …

Makes a huge hell of noise ..

Contends never make noise ..


Stupidity and carelessness abounds … in the heart of fools.. says the holy book
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by Frigga13: 5:54pm On Dec 14, 2024
UncleAyo:
Again, you have not mention your heritage.
God forbid to be a Yoruba being … not in a billion times of my reincarnation!

My heritage ?

Is not Yoruba



Wise men can never be fools !

Go to the ant and learn
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by Frigga13: 5:56pm On Dec 14, 2024
UncleAyo:
Why is your blood boiling? Why are you sad and mad about Yoruba?
Your post is a insult to humanity and yet you see nothing in it as a Yoruba man .. and still proudly asking questions of a slave

You’re not normal.. I hope not
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by Frigga13: 5:56pm On Dec 14, 2024
Stupidity is inherent

Enjoy it

Outta of here
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by Wealthoptulent(m): 5:59pm On Dec 14, 2024
Frigga13:
God forbid to be a Yoruba being … not in a billion times of my reincarnation!

My heritage ?

Is not Yoruba



Wise men can never be fools !

Go to the ant and learn
U cant be the \MOST WISE, still be MOST GVLL!BLE
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by UncleAyo(op): 6:11pm On Dec 14, 2024
Your bitterness is an evidence of where you're from. There's no need to mention, we already know.

Frigga13:
Stupidity is inherent

Enjoy it

Outta of here
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by gidgiddy: 6:13pm On Dec 14, 2024
UncleAyo:
If I'm not Yoruba,

1. I will also claim that Lagos is a no-man's-land and at the same time be happy about negative reports about the same Lagos because of my covetousness and envy.

2. I will always feel sad and mad whenever I hear anything praiseworthy about the Yoruba because of my insecurity and lack of self-worth.

3. I will leave my region and run to live in Yorubaland because of lack of economic opportunities and insecurity in my region.

4. I will always try and measure up my ethnic group with Yoruba because of my constant need for validation and approval.

5. I will want our music to be rated at the same level with the Yoruba based on quota system.

6. I will try to stop the Yoruba from speaking and using their language since my own language is already going to extinction.

7. I will change my online name and Monica pretending to be Yoruba so that I can sound intellectually, and my words will carry weight.

8. I will always claim victimised in every online discussion so that I can get part of the attention going to the Yoruba.

9. I will keep projecting (unconsciously) my inferiority complex, cowardice, slavisness and lack of politics on the Yorubas to feel safe in my small mind.

10. I will praise wicked men whose stupidity and greedy choices led to death of thousand on my tribemen as heroes since I have to measure up with the Yorubas who praise Awolowo (who provided free education) and others as great men.

11. I will change my given name to Yoruba to feel accepted.

12. I will praise and support terrorist to murder people and make my region not thriving for human and business since I have Yorubaland to run to and hide.


I will always be glad and deeply thankful to be Yoruba. To be part of a culture so rich in history, wisdom, and elegance is a privilege I hold dear. From the eloquence of our proverbs to the grace of our traditional attire, from the rhythms of our talking drums to the beauty of our festivals, the Yoruba heritage is a masterpiece. Our values of respect, community, and resilience are timeless treasures that guide our lives. Being Yoruba is not just an identity; it’s a blessing, a legacy, and a crown I wear with pride. Alágbára ni ọmọ Yorùbá!


I am always glad and proud to be Yoruba. Yoruba is my religion, Yoruba is my culture, Yoruba is my heritage. Omoluwabi is whi I am!
And yet you still want "one Nigeria"?
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by UncleAyo(op): 6:19pm On Dec 14, 2024
Same you that has being supporting the terrorist activities of Nnamdi Kanu and Simon Ekpa, chasing other Nigerians and their businesses out from the SE is here preaching one-nigerianess. Keep your one-nigerianess deep inside your pocket if it is only applicable to other region, but your region is great for terrorism chasing other Nigerians and their businesses away.

gidgiddy:
And yet you still want "one Nigeria"?
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by gsmphoneseller: 6:27pm On Dec 14, 2024
UncleAyo:
Same you that has being supporting the terrorist activities of Nnamdi Kanu and Simon Ekpa, chasing other Nigerians and their businesses out from the SE is here preaching one-nigerianess. Keep your one-nigerianess deep inside your pocket if it is only applicable to other region, but your region is great for terrorism chasing other Nigerians and their businesses away.
Same way you've been supporting killers of the masses.

Imagine if Tinubu were from another tribe other than Yoruba.

Some tribes are known for their shamelessness and yours is fantastically shameless.

We understand that hunger is much on your side and that causes alot of you to go mad.

..... Don't worry, you still have 2027 to make a better choice
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by overall90: 6:28pm On Dec 14, 2024
I don't blame the op at all.
If not that Nigeria is a dysfunctional society, what is all these nonsense.
After using all the resources from the Eastern region to build your zone while dominating the economic life of Nigeria for decades because of the civil war, you people are now coming to claim nonsense.
Please the yorubas in Benin republic and Togo, how are they doing?
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by Brenbentondiaz: 6:32pm On Dec 14, 2024
Frigga13:
Says. Yoruba man…

Not all are insecured ans need reassurance

You’re a huge shame ! To your tribe
He asked you to mention your heritage. Are you not proud of the evil forest region you came from again?
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by JohnnA1: 6:32pm On Dec 14, 2024
I'm Omoluabi, I'M YORUBA!!!
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by Brenbentondiaz: 6:33pm On Dec 14, 2024
Frigga13:
Empty barrels and cans …

Makes a huge hell of noise ..

Contends never make noise ..


Stupidity and carelessness abounds … in the heart of fools.. says the holy book
The pain is real. Let it all out.
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by Brenbentondiaz: 6:35pm On Dec 14, 2024
overall90:
I don't blame the op at all.
If not that Nigeria is a dysfunctional society, what is all these nonsense.
After using all the resources from the Eastern region to build your zone while dominating the economic life of Nigeria for decades because of the civil war, you people are now coming to claim nonsense.
Please the yorubas in Benin republic and Togo, how are they doing?
The lies evil forest dwellers tell themselves to feel better about their low esteem. Lolz.
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by Goodmarlian: 6:35pm On Dec 14, 2024
Everybody is proud of their heritage but don't hate others people because of their culture and heritage tommorow you will create thread to insult another group after posting this ,take a look at Nairaland tribalist which ethnic group throw jabs the most.
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by gidgiddy: 6:39pm On Dec 14, 2024
UncleAyo:
Same you that has being supporting the terrorist activities of Nnamdi Kanu and Simon Ekpa, chasing other Nigerians and their businesses out from the SE is here preaching one-nigerianess. Keep your one-nigerianess deep inside your pocket if it is only applicable to other region, but your region is great for terrorism chasing other Nigerians and their businesses away.
Since you want 'one Nigeria', then stop complaining about any Region, you obviously cannot do without them
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by UncleAyo(op): 6:51pm On Dec 14, 2024
Keep projecting, I quite understand.

gidgiddy:
Since you want 'one Nigeria', then stop complaining about any Region, you obviously cannot do without them
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by UncleAyo(op): 6:52pm On Dec 14, 2024
If I ask you to bring evidence of your allegations now, you will go mute.

gsmphoneseller:
Same way you've been supporting killers of the masses.

Imagine if Tinubu were from another tribe other than Yoruba.

Some tribes are known for their shamelessness and yours is fantastically shameless.

We understand that hunger is much on your side and that causes alot of you to go mad.

..... Don't worry, you still have 2027 to make a better choice
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by overall90: 7:28pm On Dec 14, 2024
Brenbentondiaz:
The lies evil forest dwellers tell themselves to feel better about their low esteem. Lolz.
What lies?
What were you people before the civil war?
That you built Lagos and can't replicate the same in other areas of your zone.
And I ask again, the yorubas in Benin republic and Togo, how great are they and what have they achieved?
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by UncleAyo(op): 7:39pm On Dec 14, 2024
Why are you pained about Lagos?

overall90:
What lies?
What were you people before the civil war?
That you built Lagos and can't replicate the same in other areas of your zone.
And I ask again, the yorubas in Benin republic and Togo, how great are they and what have they achieved?
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by Sp1ritHusband(m):
Who gives a fvuck what you are, Your attention-seeking is irritating, to say the least. In the grander scheme of things, you are not up to a speck of dust.

I am not Yoruba.
I don't care about news from Lagos.
I don't live in Lagos.
I do not see the need to change my name to reflect a Yoruba Origin.
The SW, SE, NE, and NW are the same shits and different toilets with no portable drinking water and 24 hours of electricity. No good roads and
I am literally having a heart attack trying to figure out the reason for your boasting and I honestly don't see it.

In summary, stop attention seeking
Re: If I Am Not Yoruba by overall90: 7:49pm On Dec 14, 2024
UncleAyo:
Why are you pained about Lagos?
Pained about Lagos? how?
What is my business with Lagos.
I only mentioned Lagos because you started your stupid rant with Lagos.
And if they check very well very now, you come from one terrible enclave in osun.
And even a six inch block, you don't own in Lagos
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