₦airaland Forum

Flangelo12:
Even abroad, PhD students moonlight as Uber drivers.

No guarantees anywhere.

You must be proactive.

brain54:
Are they no jobless graduates with Ican certification...?

As If Ican automatically guarantees you a job.

In a country where even ph. D holders struggle to get employment.

Dey play!

TheHatofEsther:
He should try and practice what he learnt... Eg, he should open his own club and be the Head of the finance team. Problem solved

Lifestone:
Why is everybody looking for a job, who's going to create the jobs?

Namaster:
You chose the WRONG qualification to pass the right message.

If your FICTIONAL Emmanuel was half as smart and ambitious as you painted him to be, then he'd have gotten his ICAN accreditation and find his way into a Big 4 Accounting Firm through their ROBUST Internship programmes.

Next time you want to tell a cock-and-bull story, make it BELIEVABLE!

Namaster:
You chose the WRONG qualification to pass the right message.

If your FICTIONAL Emmanuel was half as smart and ambitious as you painted him to be, then he'd have gotten his ICAN accreditation and find his way into a Big 4 Accounting Firm through their ROBUST Internship programmes.

Next time you want to tell a cock-and-bull story, make it BELIEVABLE!

Buharidgeneral:
Get ICAN certificate and thank me later. That's if this story is true

Namaster:
I said the Internship route is rhe EASIEST. Not the ONLY one.

KPMG has Graduate Trainee Programmes for people up to 28-years old. And being Chartered is not even a requirement. So if Emmanuel is a Chartered Accountant, it be a BONUS!

There may be JOBLESS Chartered Accountants but I assure you they are NO Emmanuels.

If Emmanuel is SMART, DILIGENT, AMBITIOUS and CHARTERED, an Emmanuel can NEVER be jobless. Even in a shithole like Nigeria.

That's the GOSPEL!

Namaster:
You chose the WRONG qualification to pass the right message.

If your FICTIONAL Emmanuel was half as smart and ambitious as you painted him to be, then he'd have gotten his ICAN accreditation and find his way into a Big 4 Accounting Firm through their ROBUST Internship programmes.

Next time you want to tell a cock-and-bull story, make it BELIEVABLE!

TheHatofEsther:
He should try and practice what he learnt... Eg, he should open his own club and be the Head of the finance team. Problem solved

Mineisgrace:
This storyline can't be true.

tropaz:
NNPC and Total energy rejected my very intelligent wife because she is 30 years old.


Kindly note;


My wife graduated with Second class upper Hons (4 Point something)

MBA Marketing option

Has over 4 years work experience as a Commercial assistant

SAP certified

Interned at an international airport

Now back to school to get her MBA certificate due to unemployment.


Welcome to Nigeria, where you spend millions on education and have nothing to show for it...

brain54:
Are they no jobless graduates with Ican certification...?

As If Ican automatically guarantees you a job.

In a country where even ph. D holders struggle to get employment.

Dey play!

vexing:
Emmanuel maybe fictional but you are myopic in your assessment of the Nigerian job market.

Namaster:
You chose the WRONG qualification to pass the right message.

If your FICTIONAL Emmanuel was half as smart and ambitious as you painted him to be, then he'd have gotten his ICAN accreditation and find his way into a Big 4 Accounting Firm through their ROBUST Internship programmes.

Next time you want to tell a cock-and-bull story, make it BELIEVABLE!

searchlight:
Yeyeyeye yeyeyey nonsense. Someone who couldn't pay house rent won open bar. Why haven't you become Dangote since you know how to open businesses?

brain54:
Are they no jobless graduates with Ican certification...?

As If Ican automatically guarantees you a job.

In a country where even ph. D holders struggle to get employment.

Dey play!

ITbomb:
Same story they told me

Once you finish school, you will get a job, I finish school, no job
Oh, get a MSc to stand out, I got one, yet nothing
Ah, you need industry based certification, I got loads, spending huge. HSE, IWCF etc
I had to branch off to study industry software solutions (petroleum)
MBal and PROSPER then, later PETREL, ECLIPSE, MRST etc
In fact, na knowledge from Excel Macro, I dey take handle database management and small computer work for government MDAs to survive.

Nigeria Don pass job guarantee after certificate but as you dey do the certificate, try learn the skills, you might need am for another thing

Advancedman:
Open clubhouse with a glass cup well-done motivational coach

Oyindamolah:
Exactly 💯 what the Op is portraying but we are all blind or choose to ignore the sad reality.

Umuinyioku:
Your hypothesis is wrong. How many ICAN certificate holders are jobless,or PhD holders? These are qualified candidates and jobs are not so difficult for them to get.

What you don't know,keep quiet.

Oyindamolah:
Let's experiment, make a post about a job openings make one of the requirements that ICAN certification is a MUST you'd be amazed at the number of unemployed ICAN certified accountant.

Umuinyioku:
Hmmm

Pentagon007:
To hell with anything that has to do with going through School.
Spending years and materials in the name of education is one SURE WAY to guarantee POVERTY!!!

My fellow guys try and enter business. Anything business because that is where the money is.

#FuckSchoolCertificate

descarado:
Hmm.
You just don't start PhD abroad if you are not already working in that field.
Only a novice will do that.
Also depending on the country, you can get student loan to help offset the bill.