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I read this somewhere I dun laugh tire
If CA was Nigeria

1. Presidential spokesperson says, “Fires happen everywhere”

2. The FG has distributed three trailers of rice

3. Police warn against demonstrations seeking compensation for burnt homes

4. The governor says many homes didn't have CofO

5. Details emerge of how an allocation to Fire prevention was misappropriated

6. Senate commends Governor, condemns tweets of mischief makers

7. The House asks for the establishment of a Fire Ministry with a tax on Bitcoin

8. Churches leaders call for prayers and calm,

9. FG sets up victim fund, Dangote and others donate N200b

10. Set a panel of inquiry to investigate immediate and remote causes of the wildfire.

11. CAN calls for three days of fasting and prayers. Visits the President to console him

Zaheertyler:
I read this somewhere I dun laugh tire
If CA was Nigeria
1. Presidential spokesperson says, “Fires happen everywhere”
2. The FG has distributed three trailers of rice
3. Police warn against demonstrations seeking compensation for burnt homes
4. The governor says many homes didn't have CofO
5. Details emerge of how an allocation to Fire prevention was misappropriated
6. Senate commends Governor, condemns tweets of mischief makers
7. The House asks for the establishment of a Fire Ministry with a tax on Bitcoin
8. Churches leaders call for prayers and calm,
9. FG sets up victim fund, Dangote and others donate N200b
10. Set a panel of inquiry to investigate immediate and remote causes of the wildfire.
11. CAN calls for three days of fasting and prayers. Visits the President to console him

I am glad this was posted by your person and not someone removed from the arse of the current administration in Nigeria today. 😏

Kobojunkie:
I am glad this was posted by your person and not someone removed from the arse of the current administration in Nigeria today. 😏

Happy new year 😂😂😂😂

That Trailers of Rice part got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Is it that they will use the rice to off the fire or what 😂😂

Sirmwill:
That Trailers of Rice part got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Is it that they will use the rice to off the fire or what 😂😂

But where is the lie?

Still laughing after reading.

"Trailer of rice".

1) IN AMERICA, once Trump gets in next week, aid is going to be restricted to California because they voted Democrats and Kamala.

Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson said Monday that "there should probably be conditions" on aid to help California deal with devastating wildfires when asked if he's open to sending funding, signaling a possible political battle over helping the traditionally Democratic state.

2) California Governor fears that Trump could try to withhold federal relief funds from California. “He’s done it in the past, not just here in California,” he said, and pointed to prior efforts in Puerto Rico, Utah, Connecticut and Georgia.

3)RACISM: Andy Biggs, a Republican congressman from Arizona, told Newsmax that the Federal Emergency Management Agency (Fema) diverted money to migrants instead of natural disasters – a claim that was debunked repeatedly during the aftermath of the North Carolina hurricane.

4) Alex Jones, the man behind Infowars and a prolific spreader of lies, has gone even further, posting erroneously that Joe Biden had grounded firefighting plans and that the fires were being spread “by design” as part of a “globalist plot to wage economic warfare”. ''President'' Musk (who has rented a house in Trump's estate at Mar-A-Lago, and controls him) responded in a now-deleted tweet with a simple one-word: “True”.

5) MORE RACISM: Billionaire Elon Musk helped circulate screenshots of the Los Angeles Fire Department's four-year-old 'racial equity action plan,' writing "They prioritized DEI over saving lives and homes." DEI means 'Diversity, Equity and Inclusion' policies of the Democratic party designed to reverse centuries of racial and gender exclusion in the US.

In other words, according to incoming 'President' Musk, the wildfires started, NOT because of climate change, weather patterns etc as stated by experts, but because they have blacks, women, and gays working in the LA fire department.

As for the impact of DEI policies on putting out wildfires, "I give it only slightly more credibility than the Jewish space laser theories," said Mike Beasley, who heads the board of Firefighters United for Safety Ethics and Ecology. In 40 years of firefighting, he says he has watched wildfires become more extreme and "meaner."

"There is no number of people that will stop all the fires in the middle of a hot, dry season with the climate charged fuel aridity. There just isn't," said Beasley.

"With these Santa Ana winds happening, it's just about getting people out of the way. It's not really about putting the fire out until the winds calm down."

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AND THIS CHAOTIC, RACIST, REPUBLICAN PARTY OF TRUMP AND MUSK HAVEN'T EVEN COME TO POWER YET!!

Goodness knows if that heavily divided country will survive the next 4 years of this madness.

Sorry, but NIGERIA IS POLITICALLY MORE MATURE THAN AMERICA TODAY.

Can you imagine a federal senator in Nigeria saying ''well since the southeast did not vote for Tinubu, they should not expect much assistance from the FG'' in the event of a terrible natural disaster?

Or saying the disaster happened ''because we have too many Igbos working in the emergency services...'' etc etc?

America has gone to the dogs. It's just a question of how long before they implode.

May we never see such disaster in Nigeria..

May we never encouter such. I know life happens but I pray to God that it will never happen to us.

The trailer of rice tho.

PulaPower:
May we never see such disaster in Nigeria..

🙏

CAN visiting the president to console him Na Aso rock burn