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Stephenmouka:
Don't say that my brother, if I don't see breast in a week to suck, my body will be itchinge

Bro

What of muscles? You forgot muscular women like Remi Tinubu. They do most of the work in the other room while their husband does most of the shouting.

DestinedForGrea:
Guys, let's play a little simulation game. Build your ideal woman with ₦1000, with the following attributes.

Let's go! 😄

Big ass 500
Big beasts 500.

Thank you.

Intelligent - 500
Godly - 300
Beauty - 200

;

Everyday247:
Big breasts - ₦500
Big Nyash - ₦500
The rest are irrelevant. 😏

TechBaron:
Godly (That one has taken care of faithful and respectful) - N200
Intelligent (That should also cover good cook and good in bed) = N500
Beauty (I want to assume that her beauty means she's endowed... So big breasts and Ass has been covered here) = N200
I still have N100 to add to the bride price...

Same choice. You are a wise man

DestinedForGrea:
Guys, let's play a little simulation game. Build your ideal woman with ₦1000, with the following attributes.

Let's go! 😄

Why 1000 does that even make sense

The value you put on women just makes you SIMPle

DestinedForGrea:
Guys, let's play a little simulation game. Build your ideal woman with ₦1000, with the following attributes.

Let's go! 😄

Ass and Breast are too cost! no funds left for godly and good cook

RealityKings1:
The weed was too much
Na now me sef see wetin I post

Sofri Dey use the weed
If you no pity your eyes, pity your lungs/kidneys and liver

wjxavier:
You no even send God?

I laugh for you.

bro mistake
Godly 300

ukaface:
Sofri Dey use the weed
If you no pity your eyes, pity your lungs/kidneys and liver

Oya now, I dey 4 u.
Thanks Take care

I wonder why I'm finding this thread so funny
Well done o, Everyday

Good cook
Good in bed
Big assi still get #100 just in case

Big legs #10000

Faithful, intelligence and beauty

I fit buy bewess twice?

gunners160:
The fact is the concept " Love" has no universally accepted definition, it is based on how you decide to conceptualize it. In terms of marriage, the concept called love is different, in terms of a man and woman relationship, the concept " Love" is different. However, one thing for sure is that a woman's love to her husband will always be CONDITIONAL. In fact she stays because the man is fulfilling a certain condition. It might be financial, spiritual, bedmatics and even just by being the father of her children amongst other. The only difference is the preference of every woman is different. Just as as the saying "what rocks your boat might sink mine". This assertion is well supported by common words said by women like " I am staying in this marriage because of the children". However, you hardly here " I am staying in this [b][/b]marriage because of my husband". If you are a football lover you must be conversant with what happened to Kyle Walker and Pep. These case and many others are all practical examples of " WOMEN DONT LOVE". Just know this and know peace.
Finally, please I am not advocating for men not to marry or men not to love their women ooo. Please just know that the notion of love is "conditional" for women" and "unconditional" for men......

Abeg when you people are lying, lie small small. When husbands cheat, a lot of wives forgive. If any wife cheats, straight to her father’s house. In fact, any small misunderstanding with your wife, get a side chick and if she complains too much, sending her packing to her father’s house. At least that is the advice that nairaland boys are always giving.

Only God can offer unconditional love.
It is ridiculous to expect unconditional love from a fellow human being. Especially when you are incapable of offering the same. Any human that voices an expectation of unconditional love is potentially an abuser, because they hope for a scenario where they can do and undo, without care for the other parties mental, physical and emotional health. They believe that the other party should grin and bear all their EXCESSES for life.

P.S. Women love, albeit conditionally.
P.S.S Men do not love, they LUST because of a low EQ(seeing as we are generalizing and all that).
That is why some men will cheat on their wives (who have been through the valley of the shadow of death, to birth their children) because the woman has stretch marks and is no longer appealing to them.

Correct guy, you sabi

Felimax:
Beauty
Godly
Respectful
Good cook

Gud cuk
Gud in bed
Big ass

Godly
Respect
Good in bed
Good in cook

DestinedForGrea:
Guys, let's play a little simulation game. Build your ideal woman with ₦1000, with the following attributes.

Let's go! 😄

intelligent, godly, faithful
Spent N1100

Where is the male version

Big ass 500
Good cook 200
faithful 300

Intelligent
Respectful
Good in bed

Intelligence ( here is the whole thing ..)
Good cook
Faithful ( and here )

The rest are just add-ups ..

Once my woman is intelligent ( damn , goodness , trust me , she's a billionaire and I'm free , happy , relax because our children will be thankful to me for having such amazing woman as their mom. But wait ,)

Faithful ( is like being loyal to the family at large , we're good team together with the beautiful children , we keep hitting the goal post for more goals )


Cook : food , come on , man , that's the drive . It keeps the family together and this bring everyman back home most time ..


I don say my own ..

Hellisreal70:
Many will tell you that they are genuinely born again but when you watch them, you will know that they indulge in sin.

Am not asking about what people say and what they don't do.

You are the one that used the term "genuinely born again".

If a person is "genuinely born" again, will the person not be holy?

TossTos:
Intelligence ( here is the whole thing ..)
Good cook
Faithful ( and here )

The rest are just add-ups ..

Once my woman is intelligent ( damn , goodness , trust me , she's a billionaire and I'm free , happy , relax because our children will be thankful to me for having such amazing woman as their mom. But wait ,)

Faithful ( is like being loyal to the family at large , we're good team together with the beautiful children , we keep hitting the goal post for more goals )


Cook : food , come on , man , that's the drive . It keeps the family together and this bring everyman back home most time ..


I don say my own ..

How many intelligent women are billionaires?

Big Ass - 500
Beauty - 200
Godly - 300

The rest can be sorted out.

lexy2014:
How many intelligent women are billionaires?

I am so sorry to quote you but I just need to reply ..

I am not saying she by herself, though I might be blessed with one But what I am actually saying is , if my woman is intelligent, hmm ( knows one thing or the other , I am ready to support financially, morally and other support you might think of she needs ) this is the kind of person I am , I am a person that likes people that knows what they wanted , what they really need for their lives and I will make sure , I works towards you achieving it . Now , not to talk off my woman ! ..

If I see ,that's she's faithful, omo , na to support her financially and work up with her to build her brand .. that is me ..

That is the billionaire I am talking about , not that she's already a billionaire before we met .. no no no ..

Even though she is , that shows she's intelligent and I will just make my findings on her faithfulness


I don't Know what to say again jare

Felimax:
Beauty
Godly
Respectful
Good cook

If a woman is godly will she not be respectful and vice versa?

Intelligence is a must sha.
Then Beauty.
And finally, Godly.

With intelligence, she can learn other skills listed there.

Intelligence 500
Godly 300
Good cook 200
These 3 for me comes first in a woman. Even Bible talk about the first two above and I added cooking cos I prefer home cook meal to eating out.

Big yansh 1000 naira.

Finish.....