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Dalohad:
Funny Brits, they only give you visa when they need you.

They bend immigration rules and policies whenever e hook them for throat.

If Nigeria is good enough. The British Embassies visa section in Nigeria would be closed down. Nobody would go to the penny-pinching UK for jobs or anything else.

I wonder how the subscriptions for their IELTS exams are doing now.

They must have hurt themselves too, it is a two edge sword that cuts both ways

AllenSpencer:
They don’t know the plays yet and need to be reorientated.

You can make it big from the prison system if you smart and know when to quit.

Drugs and mobile phones are hot cakes that can quickly get you rich. Make the money from the system and leave the country before you get bursted.

by the time hand touch you, you will end up in the same prison and the inmates will diddy your greedy and silly arse

SirLakes:
by the time hand touch you, you will end up in the same prison and the inmates will diddy your greedy and silly arse

Life itself is a risk. You just have to take some risk of it is worth it.

Stocks, crypto, real estate and metals are all risk. You can as well just risk it all for a short time and make it big.

Half of Africa, Asia and the Middle East want to move to what is basically a tiny island, 3 times smaller than Nigeria.The average oyinbo British hate with a passion this unlimited mass migration, just read their comments on social media. This is actually unsustainable and I predict an explosion sooner or later. London looks like some third world shithole city now, not the London of even 20 to 30 years ago.

AbuTwins:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/01/nigerians-flock-uk-as-prison-officers-sleep-in-their-cars-to-cut-accommodation-cost/

What is the OP saying, are there no prison officers in Nigeria. What the UK base Nigeria prison officers make a month after tax and bills, is almost an annual salary of prison officers in Nigeria.

AllenSpencer:
They don’t know the plays yet and need to be reorientated.

You can make it big from the prison system if you smart and know when to quit.

Drugs and mobile phones are hot cakes that can quickly get you rich. Make the money from the system and leave the country before you get bursted.

And when you get caught and change ur status from Warden to Inmate...

AllenSpencer:
They don’t know the plays yet and need to be reorientated.

You can make it big from the prison system if you smart and know when to quit.

Drugs and mobile phones are hot cakes that can quickly get you rich. Make the money from the system and leave the country before you get bursted.

Typical of Nigerians! People like you are the ones that gave us negative names. You will one day end up in prison!
What a stupid way of reasoning!

AllenSpencer:
Life itself is a risk. You just have to take some risk of it is worth it.

Stocks, crypto, real estate and metals are all risk. You can as well just risk it all for a short time and make it big.

Kid!

Dalohad:
Funny Brits, they only give you visa when they need you.

They bend immigration rules and policies whenever e hook them for throat.

If Nigeria is good enough. The British Embassies visa section in Nigeria would be closed down. Nobody would go to the penny-pinching UK for jobs or anything else.

I wonder how the subscriptions for their IELTS exams are doing now.

Lol. Their IELTS scamming technique has failed in Nigeria.

This post is just a MOCKERY of Nigeria and Nigerians. The UK are more or less still behaving like SLAVE MASTERS. Even if Nigerians flock UK for the Prisons, must it be published in this demeaning manner?
Well... In a country where we don't even respect ourselves, this is what we will keep getting.

AllenSpencer:
They don’t know the plays yet and need to be reorientated.

You can make it big from the prison system if you smart and know when to quit.

Drugs and mobile phones are hot cakes that can quickly get you rich. Make the money from the system and leave the country before you get bursted.

Just imagine!

Na wa

Thunderfayamods:
Typical of Nigerians! People like you are the ones that gave us negative names. You will one day end up in prison!
What a stupid way of reasoning!

Terrible, just imagine where the mind traveled

UK is just like Tottenham Hotspur football club.

Very inconsistent.

Today they want to flush out immigrants.


Tomorrow they beg for them to come in

Nawa o

ganilas007:
Outside world is so cold Especially that UK. Sad thing is that after 20yrs most of them can’t even afford a good house in Nigeria. They will have to save everything to visit Nigeria for 2 weeks and normally business man for naija dey enter western country like 3 times a year normally,

Make God bless everyone hustler’s.

You people are just capping nonsense, dear nairalanders, pls if you are not yet financially stable, pls travel out if you can afford cos you will be far better. Don't listen to people. My friend who went to Canada and upon entry he declared through asylum in December 2023, he has paid his senior sister loan she obtained for him, eight million with interest and he will send a Rav 4 SUV for her to celebrate Easter. Exchange rate is the game changer for now, so move oh. Don't listen to anybody.

planetx:
Half of Africa, Asia and the Middle East want to move to what is basically a tiny island, 3 times smaller than Nigeria.The average oyinbo British hate with a passion this unlimited mass migration, just read their comments on social media. This is actually unsustainable and I predict an explosion sooner or later. London looks like some third world shithole city now, not the London of even 20 to 30 years ago.

Nigerians don't know that they being set up by the Luciferian globalists who are deliberately setting up the entire world for a massive reset. The entire world population will be reduced to just 500 million people, if not less, for them to easily control. The kind mass killings that will happen once the apocalypsic event they are planning is set off.

IamtheTruth1:
And when you get caught and change ur status from Warden to Inmate...

Many things can get you to jail

Thunderfayamods:
Kid!

Call me anything! Doesn’t hurt the game

Regex:
I have one goal in life: that is to disassociate myself and lineage from any and everything that has to do with Nigeria. We lack self respect, self dignity and self esteem. Is this supposed to make the news?

What sorta rubbish is this?

Raalsalghul can you imagine this?

Call me this evening when you have the chance.

kedeojo:
You people are just capping nonsense, dear nairalanders, pls if you are not yet financially stable, pls travel out if you can afford cos you will be far better. Don't listen to people. My friend who went to Canada and upon entry he declared through asylum in December 2023, he has paid his senior sister loan she obtained for him, eight million with interest and he will send a Rav 4 SUV for her to celebrate Easter. Exchange rate is the game changer for now, so move oh. Don't listen to anybody.

I never said you should not travel now lol. Am telling you the reality in long run. It only Yankee visa I don’t have yet. Been to Europe, Uk, Canada, Middle East aside the good infrastructures and me personally will get tired after 1 week. Visiting people I know i see real struggles ofcourse some are better off than when in Nigeria coz they can work to pay bills but the stress is not for me.

Will reiterate what you said anyone that is not financially okay in Nigeria should travel to western country for better life and that is okay. No be today it been happening for decades. May God help us All.

AllenSpencer:
They don’t know the plays yet and need to be reorientated.

You can make it big from the prison system if you smart and know when to quit.

Drugs and mobile phones are hot cakes that can quickly get you rich. Make the money from the system and leave the country before you get bursted.

Criminally minded you are!

DMerciful:
Always thinking of corruption. No wonder Nigeria isn't working

What do you know? You won't understand till you are in there.

Dalohad:
Funny Brits, they only give you visa when they need you.

They bend immigration rules and policies whenever e hook them for throat.

If Nigeria is good enough. The British Embassies visa section in Nigeria would be closed down. Nobody would go to the penny-pinching UK for jobs or anything else.

I wonder how the subscriptions for their IELTS exams are doing now.

America is no better.

tinubus reform policies are working. Lol

Some of them will end up leaving in the prison

missjekyll:
You must not be okay mentally. Come and try this poo over here and join your former wards in the cells.

They will not jail those Naija warden criminals in the UK - it costs £35K p.a to house and feed per person - them go sign bilateral agreement with Naija - and send them to Sambisa

Regex:
I have one goal in life: that is to disassociate myself and lineage from any and everything that has to do with Nigeria. We lack self respect, self dignity and self esteem. Is this supposed to make the news?

What sorta rubbish is this?

Raalsalghul can you imagine this?

Yet, here you are on a Nigerian site.

AN EX-CONVICT IS TALKING

AllenSpencer:
They don’t know the plays yet and need to be reorientated.

You can make it big from the prison system if you smart and know when to quit.

Drugs and mobile phones are hot cakes that can quickly get you rich. Make the money from the system and leave the country before you get bursted.

The west don't give a shit about us. They want to take the best brains from Nigeria and give them shitty jobs.

When you spend 8hours in a day working in a prison abroad, there is little difference between you and the prisoners.
Maybe, you are a part time prisoner.

ValCon888:
There's been an intense campaign to demarket the UK to prevent Nigerians from japaing. It seems this forum is gradually becoming an arm of the APC government.

if dem give u visa sef, u get money but ticket, just dey yarn rubbish, who is demarketing uk? To who's benefit

God bless everyone doing a legit work.

AbuTwins:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/01/nigerians-flock-uk-as-prison-officers-sleep-in-their-cars-to-cut-accommodation-cost/

AllenSpencer:
They don’t know the plays yet and need to be reorientated.

You can make it big from the prison system if you smart and know when to quit.

Drugs and mobile phones are hot cakes that can quickly get you rich. Make the money from the system and leave the country before you get bursted.

It is a big mistake to hire Nigerians as Prison Warders.

You can see the post above me, that is how a typical Nigerian thinks