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Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by Solofresh2: 12:58pm On Jan 24, 2025
diamond68:
yeah living in a freezer do make people pessimistic 🤣🤣 Canada the freezer
grin
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by Solofresh2: 1:06pm On Jan 24, 2025
ednut1:
obviously you are a paid apc agent.

Endsars achieved nothing as police brutality is still rife. Most of the key people behind end sars used it to japa, many embezzled donated funds like feminists coalition. End sars didn’t happen in the north too and resulted in many unnecessary deaths.

Change is possible with better leadership indeed. In a place where inec rigs for the highest bidder. Someone like edo governor suppose fit win election in a normal society?

You talk about agriculture, that farmers are being beheaded by boko haram and lakurawa .

The afrobeats self its oyinbo that is pushing it and making most of the money. The streaming companies are in the abroad, the o2 arena, maddision square garden shows are in the abroad where their government will tax the revenue.

All the best in you delulu. As for me i have japa, obtained Canadian citizenship, enjoying high standard of living, good healthcare, working a top multinational 🤪
So you 'japa'd,' got Canadian citizenship, and now you're a philosopher on Nigerian problems from the comfort of a heated room? Nice flex! Don’t forget to thank the same ‘delulu’ Nigerians still grinding here for the Afrobeats global domination you're proud of. By the way, how’s it going paying taxes to oyinbo streaming companies and enjoying healthcare your Canadian taxes fund? Must be nice being a spectator while others fight for change."
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by ednut1(m): 1:43pm On Jan 24, 2025
Solofresh2:
So you 'japa'd,' got Canadian citizenship, and now you're a philosopher on Nigerian problems from the comfort of a heated room? Nice flex! Don’t forget to thank the same ‘delulu’ Nigerians still grinding here for the Afrobeats global domination you're proud of. By the way, how’s it going paying taxes to oyinbo streaming companies and enjoying healthcare your Canadian taxes fund? Must be nice being a spectator while others fight for change."
https://punchng.com/nigerias-public-debt-hits-n142tn-as-borrowing-rises/?amp
Change indeed while politicians use your future to play ludo
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by Solofresh2: 2:26pm On Jan 24, 2025
ednut1:
https://punchng.com/nigerias-public-debt-hits-n142tn-as-borrowing-rises/?amp
Change indeed while politicians use your future to play ludo
Yes, the ‘ludo’ analogy—very creative! But at least we’re in the game trying to roll a six, while you’re over there watching from the sidelines, eating poutine, and claiming moral high ground. Don’t worry, when the ludo ends, we’ll save you a piece of the success story you gave up on.
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by tensazangetsu20(m): 2:29pm On Jan 24, 2025
Solofresh2:
Yes, the ‘ludo’ analogy—very creative! But at least we’re in the game trying to roll a six, while you’re over there watching from the sidelines, eating poutine, and claiming moral high ground. Don’t worry, when the ludo ends, we’ll save you a piece of the success story you gave up on.
Story for the gods, the gods o😂😂😂
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by ednut1(m): 2:31pm On Jan 24, 2025
Solofresh2:
Yes, the ‘ludo’ analogy—very creative! But at least we’re in the game trying to roll a six, while you’re over there watching from the sidelines, eating poutine, and claiming moral high ground. Don’t worry, when the ludo ends, we’ll save you a piece of the success story you gave up on.
https://www.nairaland.com/7503660/adelaide-australia-good-place-relocate

I knew it. You failed at japa now you are bitter. I wasted my time engaging you 😂

CC Tensazangetsu20
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by Solofresh2: 3:00pm On Jan 24, 2025
ednut1:
https://www.nairaland.com/7503660/adelaide-australia-good-place-relocate

I knew it. You failed at japa now you are bitter. I wasted my time engaging you 😂

CC Tensazangetsu20
Failed at japa? Nah, I just didn’t feel like running away to become a keyboard warrior in the snow. But hey, enjoy your ‘high standard of living’ while still obsessing over Nigerian politics. It’s giving ‘I left, but Nigeria didn’t leave me.’ 😂 Don’t freeze out there!
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by Solofresh2: 3:05pm On Jan 24, 2025
tensazangetsu20:
Story for the gods, the gods o😂😂😂
Oh, so now you’ve upgraded to calling on the gods? Better leave the gods out of it before they deport you back here for disturbing their peace
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by ednut1(m): 3:06pm On Jan 24, 2025
Solofresh2:
Failed at japa? Nah, I just didn’t feel like running away to become a keyboard warrior in the snow. But hey, enjoy your ‘high standard of living’ while still obsessing over Nigerian politics. It’s giving ‘I left, but Nigeria didn’t leave me.’ 😂 Don’t freeze out there!
you didn’t feel like indeed. More like you don’t qualify for their immigration programs. You don chop today?
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by Solofresh2: 3:21pm On Jan 24, 2025
ednut1:
you didn’t feel like indeed. More like you don’t qualify for their immigration programs. You don chop today?
Ah, so you’ve become the Canadian immigration officer now? Congrats on the promotion! But don’t worry about me—at least I’m eating food with flavor, not bland snow sandwiches. Hope you’re not too busy converting CAD to Naira for bragging rights!
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by ednut1(m): 3:55pm On Jan 24, 2025
Solofresh2:
Ah, so you’ve become the Canadian immigration officer now? Congrats on the promotion! But don’t worry about me—at least I’m eating food with flavor, not bland snow sandwiches. Hope you’re not too busy converting CAD to Naira for bragging rights!
Nigerian food stuff plenty here including agege bread, cat fish, cow leg, assorted, yam, spices.🤪

Official government data also show food imports from Nigeria to Canada lol. You are simply frustrated and jealous you were not able to japa

Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by AfahaAbia(m): 5:12pm On Jan 24, 2025
diamond68:
ednut1 see intelligent way of answering question for here not that nonsense you wrote up there . Take notes 🤣🤣
Forget that Ednut1, he just a daft fellow. Always on every Japa thread here. Zero communication skills!!!
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by ednut1(m): 5:26pm On Jan 24, 2025
AfahaAbia:
Forget that Ednut1, he just a daft fellow. Always on every Japa thread here. Zero communication skills!!!
can you teach me how to communicate. Open to learning. Regards 🤡
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by Kenn55: 6:27pm On Jan 24, 2025
AfahaAbia:
Forget that Ednut1, he just a daft fellow. Always on every Japa thread here. Zero communication skills!!!
My brother, this travel section is designed for Nigerians in diaspora sharing tips, experiences and insights into life abroad or people who have interest in traveling.

This section is not for Nigerians in Nigeria who are comfortable, happy in Nigeria and are not interested in traveling. If someone is in that category then it is not expected that they come and be creating useless threads for japa matter when they should have better things to focus on.

A lot of people present an image of anti japa just to hide their own frustration of failure to japa themselves. OP has been bursted on this.

You claim you no like babe, she is not your spec, you don't need her bla bla bla... but everytime you have something to say about her, her name is always on your mouth. My brother, that person like the girl die but suffering from rejection complex.
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by diamond68(op): 6:36pm On Jan 24, 2025
AfahaAbia:
Forget that Ednut1, he just a daft fellow. Always on every Japa thread here. Zero communication skills!!!
hehe 🤣🤣
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by diamond68(op): 6:41pm On Jan 24, 2025
Solofresh2:
Yes, the ‘ludo’ analogy—very creative! But at least we’re in the game trying to roll a six, while you’re over there watching from the sidelines, eating poutine, and claiming moral high ground. Don’t worry, when the ludo ends, we’ll save you a piece of the success story you gave up on.
Hehe which one is poutine again ooo😂
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by Solofresh2: 7:49pm On Jan 24, 2025
diamond68:
Hehe which one is poutine again ooo😂
a popular street and fast food in Canada grin
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by Solofresh2: 7:52pm On Jan 24, 2025
ednut1:
Nigerian food stuff plenty here including agege bread, cat fish, cow leg, assorted, yam, spices.🤪

Official government data also show food imports from Nigeria to Canada lol. You are simply frustrated and jealous you were not able to japa
So you ran all the way to Canada just to recreate Nigeria in your kitchen? Eating agege bread while claiming 'high standard of living'—it’s giving homesick vibes. Don’t worry, when we fix Nigeria, you can come back and eat it fresh without importing nostalgia!
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by ednut1(m):
Solofresh2:
So you ran all the way to Canada just to recreate Nigeria in your kitchen? Eating agege bread while claiming 'high standard of living'—it’s giving homesick vibes. Don’t worry, when we fix Nigeria, you can come back and eat it fresh without importing nostalgia!
he say when we fix. Like you matter in the scheme of things lmao.

Last last na still money from diaspora dey save the country . In 2023 about 20b usd came into Nigeria as diaspora remittances. Keep wailing

Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by Solofresh2: 9:31pm On Jan 24, 2025
ednut1:
he say when we fix. Like you matter in the scheme of things lmao.

Last last na still money from diaspora dey save the country . In 2023 about 20b usd came into Nigeria as diaspora remittances. Keep wailing
Yes, the ‘diaspora savior’ narrative. Sending remittances to fix the mess you ran away from—talk about paying your guilt tax! While you’re busy converting dollars to Naira, we’re here doing the real work to make the country livable again. But don’t worry, we’ll keep the lights on for you when your nostalgia brings you crawling back.
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by ednut1(m): 10:29pm On Jan 24, 2025
Solofresh2:
Yes, the ‘diaspora savior’ narrative. Sending remittances to fix the mess you ran away from—talk about paying your guilt tax! While you’re busy converting dollars to Naira, we’re here doing the real work to make the country livable again. But don’t worry, we’ll keep the lights on for you when your nostalgia brings you crawling back.
here we go again using “we” . You dont matter in this he scheme of things in Nigeria lol

Tinubu came from diaspora, same with femi Gbaja, omo agege and many more. I can still come back and contest political post in future. Na money and connect go matter then 😁
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by diamond68(op): 6:22am On Jan 25, 2025
Solofresh2:
a popular street and fast food in Canada grin
😅
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by Solofresh2: 8:07am On Jan 25, 2025
ednut1:
here we go again using “we” . You dont matter in this he scheme of things in Nigeria lol

Tinubu came from diaspora, same with femi Gbaja, omo agege and many more. I can still come back and contest political post in future. Na money and connect go matter then 😁
So you ran to Canada just to come back later and join the same system you’re criticizing? Big plans to be the next diaspora politician funded by agege bread profits, abi? Don’t forget, it’s the same ‘we’ on the ground you’ll beg for votes when the time comes. Better start practicing how to kneel properly!
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by Cousin9999: 11:13am On Jan 25, 2025
diamond68:
Hehe which one is poutine again ooo😂
French fries with gravy and cheese curds.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e5/a8/e2/e5a8e276794a762fabd5ea9ad53702a7.jpg
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by diamond68(op): 11:16am On Jan 25, 2025
Cousin9999:
French fries with gravy and cheese curds.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e5/a8/e2/e5a8e276794a762fabd5ea9ad53702a7.jpg
take out the cheese curds 😙
Re: What If After You Japa your Body Breaks Down And You Can't Work ? by Cousin9999: 11:32am On Jan 25, 2025
Okay, so I posted about cold weather gear, but I think the board ate it because I included prices. smh For people who want to be prepared, here's a list of stuff you should invest in:

- windproof jacket and pants
- long johns (thermal underwear)
- fleece jacket
- puffer jacket
- hat, gloves, scarf, thick socks
- flannel pajamas and sheets
- fleece blanket
- hothands warmers (hot packs for every part of the body that last 6+ hours)

All of this stuff is affordable. And it's so warm you could even sweat in super cold weather. If you're in a windy place, you need the windproof stuff because that cold is on a different level.
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