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VVD needs to lift this Epl as captain.

Just as Chelsea were so stupid to let VVD join Liverpool that year despite a strong interest by Conte, they failed to strengthen the team with a prolific striker this season.

diggz:
Very phoolish player! E no even get levels sef.

A line is wack if the girl no like you. If she like you she go say the line dey cheeky. I can bet my next month salary that for a loaded guy like that 75% of the time the girl's answer will be " You will just have to find out", with smiling or winking emoji added sef.

If girl like you and you approach am for public straight she go say you dey bold. If she no like you and you approach am for public she go say you dey harass or stalk am.

The difference between a guy that a girl finds weird and desperate and one that the girl finds manly and assertive is whether she likes the guy in the first place.

airmark:
My fraudulent support cast scored the equalizer yesterday, when will your non-fraudulent main cast, JackSONN, score his own?

JackSONN (main striker) - No goal in last 8 matches, with numerous big chances missed.

Why did your lil baby squander Jackson's assist?

diggz:
Why did your lil baby squander Jackson's assist?

He scored against City, when last did your JackSONN score for us?

airmark:
He scored against City, when last did your JackSONN score for us?

Who gave the bum the assist for the goal?

Since we're here just grasping at straws, if we take away Jackson’s goals and assists, along with Palmer's, are you aware that we’d be fighting relegation battles with your bums in the team?


Why did your bum choose to squander another assist that little Nwaneri scored from a similar position? If it’s to send 100 Instagram baddies the same corny lines, your guys would be number one!

popizaino:
Ferguson understands that football is psychological. New coaches need to understand that.

Ferguson doesn't approach every game the same way. He takes it to you the way you bring it to him.

Now Patrice Evra just confirmed what i have always known about and said about Ferguson. SAF use to intentionally rest players ahead of games at Anfield.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DENUzq0I4PP/?igsh=cmljNjIxejhrOTN1

airmark:
VVD needs to lift this Epl as captain.

Just as Chelsea were so stupid to let VVD join Liverpool that year despite the strong interest by Conte, they failed to strengthen the team with a prolific striker this season.

E pain me that time ehn.

User09:
Nothing wey Ibime no go defend once e don like player.

Person no sabi play, no get game plus wack lines. Why he no dey spray like that for field make we see the effort.

No wonder he puts up a poor show in training, See shitty wack corny lines

raumdeuter:
Reminds me of one guy for my area in Naija when we were growing up in the late 90s. Akeem. Everyday he dresses up and just strolls round the area toasting every girl he sees, Worst case them go insult and he moves to the next one

One day he talked to one girl in the morning, by afternoon, he ran into the same girl and he didnt recall, so he started toasting her again until the girl said You already talked to me in the morning. My guy just spun it around that she too fine so if he see her everyday he go dey toast am, The girl sef scatter laugh

Ibime:
You done carry talk enter another thing wey no even factor for my mind

Spray that corny line to 100 Instagram babes whilst you get 1.3m followers, make I see whether you no go get 50% hit rate

I dey give you free game here

You be ashawo

Ibime:
Dey play. By the time he sends that same corny line to 100 Instagram babes, 30 go hit

You are a unique and targeted craftsman, he is an industrial reaper playing the game of odds. Both are pathways to success but his method of spray and pray has a higher hit rate. I know niggas like him who have the corniest lines but always have different babes every night cos they cast their net in high volume while you are holding fishing rod targeting a single fish. They are into mass production while you are crafting sweet lines for one specific babe.

Will never forget my nigga Jermaine who was the King of this shït despite his often corny approaches, and one partially lazy eye, he did it in high volume. One day I was walking with him and two girls shouted out their car window "Community dïck". This was before social media age but you will think this nigga was swiping tinder every waking hour of his life, so many girls were rushing him. He understood the psychology that girls just like boys are a wide spectrum, and just like boys, most of them don't have standards. Nigga couldn't walk down one street without approaching 10 babes for their number, and he will be talking absolute rubbish and still scoring goals.

Wetin be dis

You go fear analysis nah

raumdeuter:
Reminds me of one guy for my area in Naija when we were growing up in the late 90s. Akeem. Everyday he dresses up and just strolls round the area toasting every girl he sees, Worst case them go insult and he moves to the next one

One day he talked to one girl in the morning, by afternoon, he ran into the same girl and he didnt recall, so he started toasting her again until the girl said You already talked to me in the morning. My guy just spun it around that she too fine so if he see her everyday he go dey toast am, The girl sef scatter laugh

Why do I feel this person is you

raumdeuter:
Reminds me of one guy for my area in Naija when we were growing up in the late 90s. Akeem. Everyday he dresses up and just strolls round the area toasting every girl he sees, Worst case them go insult and he moves to the next one

One day he talked to one girl in the morning, by afternoon, he ran into the same girl and he didnt recall, so he started toasting her again until the girl said You already talked to me in the morning. My guy just spun it around that she too fine so if he see her everyday he go dey toast am, The girl sef scatter laugh

'My guy'

Unlimited22:
'My guy'

😂😂😂😂😂

BlueMann:
😂😂😂😂😂

He wán dey whyne us 😂😂😂

Thazard:
E pain me that time ehn.

We won the league and they sold Costa and Matic and replaced them with Morata and Bakayoko.

diggz:
Who gave the bum the assist for the goal?

Since we're here just grasping at straws, if we take away Jackson’s goals and assists, along with Palmer's, are you aware that we’d be fighting relegation battles with your bums in the team?


Why did your bum choose to squander another assist that little Nwaneri scored from a similar position? If it’s to send 100 Instagram baddies the same corny lines, your guys would be number one!

You are yet to tell us why JackSONN hasn't scored in his last 8 matches.

Jackson is not even sending any line at this moment and nothing is expected to stick as goal achieved from him. That's why he was bundled out before 60th minute.

Thazard:
E pain me that time ehn.

Very painful.

Them Lordfalcao, Timbros and other 'enemies of progress' crew members, were also against his signing here.

airmark:
You are yet to tell us why JackSONN hasn't scored in his last 8 matches.

Jackson is not even sending any line at this moment and nothing is expected to stick as goal achieved from him. That's why he was bundled out before 60th minute.

If your Aba Ronaldo and Scamcho weren’t such useless footballers, whose greatest skill seems to be spamming thousands of Instagram baddies every day with their weak one-liners, then maybe Jackson's lack of goals wouldn't be an issue. After all, he's been seen creating chances in the last 8games for those two ediots, who just keep squandering them.

Posted this like 5 months ago.

airmark:
Let's ask his multiple agents here on this platform.

I was here yesterday stating that Jackson wouldn't score the goal Havertz scored. Anytime he sees a keeper standing in his front under minimal pressure, his brain freezes.

We have seen so many excuses they gave to defend his big misses. The only one I may accept is that his legs are not straight. Why not just sign a better finisher, whose legs are straight?

Teams will try as much as possible to shut down our support cast/wide men and the wasteful striker (who is supposed to be our best finisher) playing closer to the post, will continue to be missing sitters as we saw today.

2 cheap points dropped, rinse and repeat.

Now,
Here comes the reason i was hammering on ensuring the attack must be led by a better finisher.

diggz:
If your Aba Ronaldo and Scamcho weren’t such useless footballers, whose greatest skill seems to be spamming thousands of Instagram baddies every day with their weak one-liners, then maybe Jackson's lack of goals wouldn't be an issue. After all, he's been seen creating chances in the last 8games for those two ediots, who just keep squandering them.

We don't need JackSONN's massaging the ball with no 'happy ending'. Going to 9 months matches now, not a single fruit goal from his shots.

airmark:
We don't need JackSONN's massaging the ball with no 'happy ending'. Going to 9 months matches now, not a single fruit goal from his shots.

If only the three useful ediots on our team weren't working against us, we wouldn't be in this dilemma we're in right now.

diggz:
If only the three useful ediots on our team weren't working against us, we wouldn't be in this dilemma we're in right now.

I know Jackson must be topping this list.

This is unfair to Cole Palmer. What does it take to get a good striker if we can sign caicedo at £115m?

afrodoc2:
A line is wack if the girl no like you. If she like you she go say the line dey cheeky. I can bet my next month salary that for a loaded guy like that 75% of the time the girl's answer will be " You will just have to find out", with smiling or winking emoji added sef.

If girl like you and you approach am for public straight she go say you dey bold. If she no like you and you approach am for public she go say you dey harass or stalk am.

The difference between a guy that a girl finds weird and desperate and one that the girl finds manly and assertive is whether she likes the guy in the first place.

Factos!

Na so donstan and Iamj take disappear ?

I sha hope donstan is fine

Gucciboy:
This is unfair to Cole Palmer. What does it take to get a good striker if we can sign caicedo at £115m?

The dream of every quality striker, is to play with a player like Palmer.

airmark:
One of Gyokeres and Palmer can win Ballon D'or within 3 years if they play together.

Natural strikers are not difficult to figure out, they score goals even from difficult angles.

It would be better if Palmer plays false 9 and nkunku plays 10 behind him than for Jackson too keep wasting minutes on the pitch, he can come in as a sub at any of the attacking positions. Palmer has the height to control long ball and frankly would do way better than a converted Havertz, that 10 he plays is a waste because he isn't solid defensively.

Jackson is on a dry patch who knows when it will end, let it not just end us on the wrong side of the table

This was against Brighton when Palmer scored 4 goals or so. Y’ll can see the problems we are facing this season. When these guys infiltrate line up we begin to see blunder upon blunders on the pitch.

Away from football this wiz song is dope Karamo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hVqCmQnjVI?si=cqi0tXQbAkDA4afx

Omo our squad don thin o

Taye Taiwo inducted into Marseille hall of fame. Congrats to him