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I marked my birthday with my twin sister the day before yesterday. It was celebrated the same day with former President Obasanjo, a living legend and icon who received plethora of cash and gift donations from his well-wishers and admirers. But unlike OBJ, that day, I didn't receive any monetary goodwill. Nobody gave local man any shishi. No shingbai.
Instead, Chukwuokike used some students in the Community Secondary School where I teach to make 5th of March a special day for me. My students showered me with gifts such as fresh floated Ugu leaves, Waterleaf, Painter of garri, Red apples, sweet African star apple(Udara nwa-nnu), and four litres of palm oil that was freshly pressed out of the oil mill. But amongst all the donations that day, I received the most amazing birthday gift ever, that I am sure, even President Olusegun Obasanjo didn't receive such gift. And it was from a kid in JSS2.

The young Tarzan thought it wise to gift me a live baby squirrel his trap had caught that early morning.
My people, today is Day 3 of me and baby squirrel whom I have decided to name Akpabio for reasons best known to me.
As we can see for ourselves, Akpabio is already growing very fast and even climbing walls. Who knows, few months from now, he might even start climbing beautiful female squirrels as well as every other thing that proves itself climbable.
Nairalanders, please help advice me. Do I keeep Akpabio or do I release him back to the wild to mother nature?
RoyalRoy and other Moderators, kindly help in pushing this to a wilder audience as I need urgent advice for baby Akpabio. I thank you in advance as you ensure that whatever sort of 'Injustice will not be sustained.

Huh

Acekidc4:
Huh

Nigerian Rick Ross, which one come be 'huh'.

That's cool

Foodqueen:
That's cool

Seeing as food is part of your moniker, I guess you mean 'akpabio' is cool enough to serve as food. This one never mature nah.

Still, I don't mind sending it to you for safe keeping until next 6 months?
Will Akpabio be safe with you??

lol. You write very well. Kudos !

DeltaBachelor:
lol. You write very well. Kudos !

Kudos to you too sir. Any advice for Akpabio??

Op don mad, u name your baby squirrel akpabio? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well when I was little, my dad bought me a baby rabbit after disturbing him always for it, it was very tiny, I nurtured it until it became very big and hairy, I named is scot, the squirrel follows me everywhere I go and refuses to stay in it's cage, e dey like sleep for my bed all the time no matter how many time I carry am go outside before I run enter inside house e don first me run enter house climb bed. 😂😂😂😂😂, it was pure white and clean, my elder brother was threatening to always cook and eat the rabbit anytime I am.not home, I cried ehh, I carry the rabbit go everywhere except school and church 😂😂

E no dey use carrot play and I make sure u always have access carrot. Squirrel likes nuts alot, make sure u feed it nuts and watch it grow.

This is such a wholesome and hilarious birthday story! The contrast between Obasanjo’s lavish gifts and your heartwarming, nature-inspired presents from your students is both amusing and touching. The baby squirrel gift is truly one of a kind, definitely a rare and thoughtful present that even OBJ didn’t get.

As for baby Akpabio 😂, it depends on how committed you are to raising a wild animal. If you have the time and resources, you could care for him until he’s old enough to survive on his own. But if you’re not ready for the responsibility (or if baby Akpabio starts causing too much wahala), it might be best to release him back to the wild where he belongs. Either way, this story is legendary. Happy belated birthday!

Cute....🥰


Just don't name it jennyclay if not, it would die...🤣

Nice one

Rubbish ..

akpabio is better than Ur parents

Sucre6:
Op don mad, u name your baby squirrel akpabio? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well when I was little, my dad bought me a baby rabbit after disturbing him always for it, it was very tiny, I nurtured it until it became very big and hairy, I named is scot, the squirrel follows me everywhere I go and refuses to stay in it's cage, e dey like sleep for my bed all the time no matter how many time I carry am go outside before I run enter inside house e don first me run enter house climb bed. 😂😂😂😂😂, it was pure white and clean, my elder brother was threatening to always cook and eat the rabbit anytime I am.not home, I cried ehh, I carry the rabbit go everywhere except school and church 😂😂

E no dey use carrot play and I make sure u always have access carrot. Squirrel likes nuts alot, make sure u feed it nuts and watch it grow.

And you didn't even finish your story. What eventually happened to your rabbit. Can you recall?

Ibkay32:
This is such a wholesome and hilarious birthday story! The contrast between Obasanjo’s lavish gifts and your heartwarming, nature-inspired presents from your students is both amusing and touching. The baby squirrel gift is truly one of a kind, definitely a rare and thoughtful present that even OBJ didn’t get.

As for baby Akpabio 😂, it depends on how committed you are to raising a wild animal. If you have the time and resources, you could care for him until he’s old enough to survive on his own. But if you’re not ready for the responsibility (or if baby Akpabio starts causing too much wahala), it might be best to release him back to the wild where he belongs. Either way, this story is legendary. Happy belated birthday!

Thank you for your kind words Chief.
You have a very unique way of putting down your feelings into words.

Fisiryorh:
Cute....🥰


Just don't name it jennyclay if not, it would die...🤣

You are a good person ah swear. But come to think of it, jennyclay isn't such bad moniker for a squirrel

Baronthecelebri:
Nice one

Thank you Baron. Please, kindly drop an advice for Akpabio. As a celebrity baron that your moniker showers on you, we your feudals will always welcome an advice from our Baron.

Shinjawestern:
Rubbish ..

akpabio is better than Ur parents

Okay. Is that all?

AlhajiNatty:

And you didn't even finish your story. What eventually happened to your rabbit. Can you recall?

Omo, I came back from school one day and my rabbit was no where to be found, I searched every where, I no see am, I cried for 2 days and refused to eat, my dad became tired and went to the market and got me another rabbit exact and look same as scot, and replaced it before I came back from school, though he told me this one later when I had grown, I came back 3 days later and I saw the rabbit in the cage,

I was so happy that scot came back, mumu me no know say nah another rabbit 😂😂, but I was suspicious because this rabbit don't behave like scot, and won't follow me around, either way, my rabbit is back, 5 days later the real scot showed up from no where, thank God no one saw it to kill it, so I asked my dad, if this new rabbit isn't scot, then where did it come from, ?

my dad say ohh, that must be smit, scot cousin, he came visiting all the way from Lagos, 🤣🤣

And I believed him, that was how I get to keep two rabbit, until they start giving birth, omo, rabbit give birth rapidly, before you know, the whole cage is filled with baby rabbits 😂😂😂😂😂


We had to start selling them off, a's up till today, my parents still rare rabbit and sell them, rabbit meat is very sweet I no go lie, although I never eat rabbit with them that time because I couldn't eat scot or his children, until I became an adult and realised that hay, it's cool to eat rabbit, it's just a meat 😂😂😂

Sucre6:
Omo, I came back from school one day and my rabbit was no where to be found, I searched every where, I no see am, I cried for 2 days and refused to eat, my dad became tired and went to the market and got me another rabbit exact and look same as scot, and replaced it before I came back from school, though he told me this one later when I had grown, I came back 3 days later and I saw the rabbit in the cage,

I was so happy that scot came back, mumu me no know say nah another rabbit 😂😂, but I was suspicious because this rabbit don't behave like scot, and won't follow me around, either way, my rabbit is back, 5 days later the real scot showed up from no where, thank God no one saw it to kill it, so I asked my dad, if this new rabbit isn't scot, then where did it come from, ?

my dad say ohh, that must be smit, scot cousin, he came visiting all the way from Lagos, 🤣🤣

And I believed him, that was how I get to keep two rabbit, until they start giving birth, omo, rabbit give birth rapidly, before you know, the whole cage is filled with baby rabbits 😂😂😂😂😂


We had to start selling them off, a's up till today, my parents still rare rabbit and sell them, rabbit meat is very sweet I no go lie, although I never eat rabbit with them that time because I couldn't eat scot or his children, until I became an adult and realised that hay, it's cool to eat rabbit, it's just a meat 😂😂😂

Aboby, I definitely knew there was more to your rabbit adventure
Scot and Smith with a little help from your Dad gave you a wonderful Animal Farm experience.

AlhajiNatty:


Aboby, I definitely knew there was more to your rabbit adventure
Scot and Smith with a little help from your Dad gave you a wonderful Animal Farm experience.

I dey tell u 😂😂

Sucre6:
Omo, I came back from school one day and my rabbit was no where to be found, I searched every where, I no see am, I cried for 2 days and refused to eat, my dad became tired and went to the market and got me another rabbit exact and look same as scot, and replaced it before I came back from school, though he told me this one later when I had grown, I came back 3 days later and I saw the rabbit in the cage,

I was so happy that scot came back, mumu me no know say nah another rabbit 😂😂, but I was suspicious because this rabbit don't behave like scot, and won't follow me around, either way, my rabbit is back, 5 days later the real scot showed up from no where, thank God no one saw it to kill it, so I asked my dad, if this new rabbit isn't scot, then where did it come from, ?

my dad say ohh, that must be smit, scot cousin, he came visiting all the way from Lagos, 🤣🤣

And I believed him, that was how I get to keep two rabbit, until they start giving birth, omo, rabbit give birth rapidly, before you know, the whole cage is filled with baby rabbits 😂😂😂😂😂


We had to start selling them off, a's up till today, my parents still rare rabbit and sell them, rabbit meat is very sweet I no go lie, although I never eat rabbit with them that time because I couldn't eat scot or his children, until I became an adult and realised that hay, it's cool to eat rabbit, it's just a meat 😂😂😂

I like your dad already 😂😂😂😂. The "smit" cracked me up.

Sucre6:
Omo, I came back from school one day and my rabbit was no where to be found, I searched every where, I no see am, I cried for 2 days and refused to eat, my dad became tired and went to the market and got me another rabbit exact and look same as scot, and replaced it before I came back from school, though he told me this one later when I had grown, I came back 3 days later and I saw the rabbit in the cage,

I was so happy that scot came back, mumu me no know say nah another rabbit 😂😂, but I was suspicious because this rabbit don't behave like scot, and won't follow me around, either way, my rabbit is back, 5 days later the real scot showed up from no where, thank God no one saw it to kill it, so I asked my dad, if this new rabbit isn't scot, then where did it come from, ?

my dad say ohh, that must be smit, scot cousin, he came visiting all the way from Lagos, 🤣🤣

And I believed him, that was how I get to keep two rabbit, until they start giving birth, omo, rabbit give birth rapidly, before you know, the whole cage is filled with baby rabbits 😂😂😂😂😂


We had to start selling them off, a's up till today, my parents still rare rabbit and sell them, rabbit meat is very sweet I no go lie, although I never eat rabbit with them that time because I couldn't eat scot or his children, until I became an adult and realised that hay, it's cool to eat rabbit, it's just a meat 😂😂😂

Hahaha

poshestmina:
I like your dad already 😂😂😂😂. The "smit" cracked me up.

He didn't want me to feel bad, he had to make up a story and I totally believed him 😂😂

poshestmina:
I like your dad already 😂😂😂😂. The "smit" cracked me up.

The man was so smooth with the idea. Not even INEC could have pulled off such dying minute miracle.

Sucre6:
He didn't want me to feel bad, he had to make up a story and I totally believed him 😂😂

The story was spot on. Both in naming their charactersScot and Smith and also in telling you their shared family history.
As we Nigerians like to claim relationship, I'm sure that's why the naive and innocent you quickly believed your father's Smith and Scot were distant cousins storyline.

Like you allegedly said, baby Akpabio will soon become a female mounting bandit and it is always advisable to nip identified problems in the bud. So, save the world from the impending catastrophe by terminating the young bandit right away!

AlhajiNatty:
The story was spot on. Both in naming their charactersScot and Smith and also in telling you their shared family history.
As we Nigerians like to claim relationship, I'm sure that's why the naive and innocent you quickly believed your father's Smith and Scot were distant cousins storyline.

Apt 😂😂

I followed your story patiently lol 😂 im glad Scot came back. Thanks for sharing your story.

YoungThug14:
I followed your story patiently lol 😂 im glad Scot came back. Thanks for sharing your story.

Yes o
No be only you glad say Scot came back. Only that he had to go away for Smith to emerge, thanks to the OG of a father

Stevenbright:
Like you allegedly said, baby Akpabio will soon become a female mounting bandit and it is always advisable to nip identified problems in the bud. So, save the world from the impending catastrophe by terminating the young bandit right away!

Wise one, I have a feeling we are not talking about the same Akpabio