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Chilipepper:
A pregnant woman, moments before undergoing a C-section, issued a stern yet comical warning to her husband not to squander her money. She even vowed to haunt him from the afterlife if he did.

Why hide your password in the first place.

If death no come, you no go release am

Jesuspistol:
➜Those deities didn't create or initiate marriage bro.
➜ It's not about religion now.
➜ It's about who initiated marriage idea.
➜ Unfortunately, it's non of those dieties. The source of marriage has its manual. Simple

Almost every religion/tradition out here has rules/ideas regarding relationships of the contractual kind vis-a-vis marriage. States also have their ideas regarding marriage as well. .

2. What do you think you are attempting to impose on everyone here if not religious/traditional beliefs?

3. Whoever initiated it obviously left it to men to decide for themselves what the nuances would entail, since, marriage laws, and ideas, differ almost from one mile to the other on this planet.

4. Stop bullsheet-ing already!

Jesuspistol:
Those deities didn't create or initiate marriage bro. It's not about religion now. It's about who initiated marriage idea. Unfortunately, it's non of those deities. The deities themselves met marriage in existence and initiated their rites on it. The source of marriage has its manual. Simple

You're wasting your time in that engagement

Kobojunkie:
This is all the same religious bullsheet that I complained about earlier. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

There are over 4000 different deities out there for your knowledge and people across all beliefs and outside also have their own ideas regarding marriage. Then you have individual opinions regarding marriage to contend with. Assuming you can put two and two together, you would see how utterly foolish it becomes of you to assume that your ideas regarding marriage should be an overarching framework for every other marriage out there.

Kobo U should be Tired of this your Expired Bullshit of 4000 Dieties And Jacob Bloodline As the only Rightful worshiper of Almighty God : Yahweh/ Jehovah .

Whatever Stupid and confusing Interpretations you give to it .

Stop Spewing Gibberish on here .

Christians doesn't Attend Churches to Worship your Assumed 4000 Deities .

Yahweh/ Jehovah is not to be Worshipped only by Jacob Bloodline .

Don't Even Waste your time expecting me to Engage you in your irrelevant Argument

When doctor told me to STOP eating after 8pm the day I wanted to ungergo surgery, I went to a nearby cafeteria and ordered 6 wraps of pounded yam with vegetable garnished with Titus fish, I went back to the male surgical, lied on my bed, waiting to moved to the theater

I thought I wouldn't come out of the theater alive, I didn't want to transit on empty stomach, and those that would carry my corpse would feel my weight. Lol

I thank God, I came out alive

Kobojunkie:
This is a bullsheet retort, given that there exists no default template for what you call marriage. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

What are you insinuating here?

She's very right!

Kewekubosineh:
What are you insinuating here? She's very right!

Stop deceiving yourselves believing the world is defined by your tiny-brained religious delusions there.

Kobojunkie:
Storyland! 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Not a bitter woman like you right?

She was making plans just incase. Lol

Jesuspistol:
You're super wrong. Marriage is an entity created by someone. Right? That person has the default template. God created marriage and he has the manual right in the bible. Many marriage ideologists are just putting the marriage creator's idea aside and working based on theirs which keeps failing.

In God's idea, while joking, serious, living, dying, in enjoyment, in hardship, online, offline, in little things, in big things, privately, publicly etc, the husband is to love his wife and the wife is to submit to her husband. In a home where God is regarded, things are not done without precepts. Jokes and friendliness are allowed and normal but even in that friendliness and familiarity, God's commands for marriage should be upheld.

never seen a nice comment like dis....I thought nairaland is full of kids with no regard for God and His commandment.....nice!!!

It’s truly remarkable how, in Nigeria, the mere anticipation of a delivery can evoke such fear and anxiety in people.

Did she later die?

Hmm, i no like C section

Kayberg:
Before considering CS, why not try ewedu?

God dey use this ewedu well ooooo....

You can avoid CS by taking at least, a bag of Lipton tea every day without sugar and milk, for five days, one month to your delivery.

Speaking from experience

Nice advert

Fake story. Why all d content fake story of late.

Twitter and made-up stories that never happened = 1.

I did exactly that when I was booked for surgery for appendicitis in the hospital. I called my spouse and opened my bank apps one after another given out my passwords and usernames.

I didn't give any warning because I knew my spouse could take care of the children and control my business.

Uche559:
Fake story. Why all d content fake story of late.

Kayberg:
Before considering CS, why not try ewedu?

Senseless and irrelevant comments everywhere!

It was ñever a funny message. I think it's a clear message. And even if she survives it, which Im certain she will, those words will continuously be in his mind

What you don't understand about the story is that women cross through the valleys of death to bring another human being to life. Child bearing is a life or death experience.

Kayberg:
Before considering CS, why not try ewedu?

Ewedu can inside labor however, do you know why she's going the CS route?

Are you crazy as in ‘’don’t be a pessimist’’
Are you crazy as in ‘’do you think I am not prudent in spending your left money’’’
Let’s ask him which of the two did he intend?

Women dey try sha, walai I respect every woman. It's not easy giving birth let alone through CS by creating an incision in the abdomen and removing a baby. wtf

Nawa o

Kayberg:
Before considering CS, why not try ewedu?

Yes, it works like talisman of India ... just that some complications beyond that

merits:
She is really crazy.

She is not
If u hv found yourself in a difficult and helpless situation regarding 50-50 chances of making it.
U will understand..
I hv bn there twice so l can relate..

I hope she has changed her password after the surgery. It's very important

Kobojunkie:
This is all the same religious bullsheet that I complained about earlier. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

There are over 4000 different deities out there for your knowledge and people across all beliefs and outside also have their own ideas regarding marriage. Then you have individual opinions regarding marriage to contend with. Assuming you can put two and two together, you would see how utterly foolish it becomes of you to assume that your ideas regarding marriage should be an overarching framework for every other marriage out there.

Nigerian youth Need SERIOUS MINDSET orientation!!!
For real. Ask that idiöt now, he or she will tell you they are Graduates.

God must be laughing from heaven right now, saying, "If I hadn’t created pregnancy, would women have ever revealed their deepest secrets?"

Jesuspistol:
Those deities didn't create or initiate marriage bro. It's not about religion now. It's about who initiated marriage idea. Unfortunately, it's non of those deities. The deities themselves met marriage in existence and initiated their rites on it. The source of marriage has its manual. Simple

Shut up and learn who someone wiser than you is educating you.
This knowledge not what you get from your Stupïd Pastor or Church, You born FOOOL for life!!