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Chai!
This world is crazy o. There is nothing we have not heard, read or seen on earth Sha. Imagine, a Moniker far back 6 years ago spelt Yahwehpenis. Who could have thought that anybody will create such moniker and stay alive one more second in the Bible days? But this guy not only stayed alive for days but weeks and months.
If you don't know, the name of the most popular God is Yahweh, the God of Israel. But a Nigerian black man claimed that he was Yahweh's penis. That's really terrible!!!

This guy is not just weird, but also talented in turning gospel hymns around to create 'masterpiece' foe his 'Godporn Industry''. His songs are bone cracking. Here are some of them:


There shall be showers of cum shot. This is from promiscuous God. There shall be season refreshing, sent from the thick dick above. Showers of cum shot, showers of cum shot we lick. Curing all cases of Covid and healing the world covidwise

To make matters worse, Yahwehpenis has long lists of Godporn quotable quotes. You can feed your eyes to some of them below:
Quotable quotes from yahwehpenis:


1. Seek ye first the condom of God: Matt 6:33
2. There shall be showers of breast milk: Ezekiel 34:26
3. All have sinned and have cum shot in the gloryhole of God: Romans 3: 23
4. Repaint, for the condom of God is at hand. Matthew 4:17
5. Behold I cum quickly and my award is with me to give to everyone according to his whoree(ker) s. Revelation 22:12-14

Okay, you have a new username. Good for you. Go and sin no more.

geoworldedu:
Chai!
This world is crazy o. There is nothing we have not heard, read or seen on earth Sha. Imagine, a Moniker far back 6 years ago spelt Yahwehpenis. Who could have thought that anybody will create such moniker and stay alive one more second in the Bible days? But this guy not only stayed alive for days but weeks and months.
If you don't know, the name of the most popular God is Yahweh, the God of Israel. But a Nigerian black man claimed that he was Yahweh's penis. That's really terrible!!!

This guy is not just weird, but also talented in turning gospel hymns around to create 'masterpiece' foe his 'Godporn Industry''. His songs are bone cracking. Here are some of them:


There shall be showers of cum shot. This is from promiscuous God. There shall be season refreshing, sent from the thick dick above. Showers of cum shot, showers of cum shot we lick. Curing all cases of Covid and healing the world covidwise

To make matters worse, Yahwehpenis has long lists of Godporn quotable quotes. You can feed your eyes to some of them below:
Quotable quotes from yahwehpenis:


1. Seek ye first the condom of God: Matt 6:33
2. There shall be showers of breast milk: Ezekiel 34:26
3. All have sinned and have cum shot in the gloryhole of God: Romans 3: 23
4. Repaint, for the condom of God is at hand. Matthew 4:17
5. Behold I cum quickly and my award is with me to give to everyone according to his whoree(ker) s. Revelation 22:12-14

geoworldedu:
Chai!
Who could have thought that anybody will create such moniker and stay alive one more second in the Bible days? But this guy not only stayed alive for days but weeks and months.

Your former religion failed woefully you weren't taught the truth about God.

In ancient times the true God doesn't kill anyone for speaking against Him so you have been lied to all these years!

MaxInDHouse:
Your former religion failed woefully you weren't taught the truth about God.

In ancient times the true God doesn't kill anyone for speaking against Him so you have been lied to all these years!

. Jehovah's witness God

geoworldedu:
. Jehovah's witness God

You haven't mentioned where God killed someone for speaking against him in the Bible!

MaxInDHouse:
You haven't mentioned where God killed someone for speaking against him in the Bible!

God killed people for doing far less.

geoworldedu:
God killed people for doing far less.

You are changing the narrative o!

Many Christians have similar monikers mocking Allah, Muhammad and Islam!

So it understandable to see such names!

But i no get that mind!

MaxInDHouse:
You are changing the narrative o!

The lists of those God killed for blasphemy and less tangible things are many.
1. Ananias
2. Sapphira
3. Herod (the orator)
4. Onan
5. Firstborns of the Egyptians
6. The children who mocked Elisha...

I can't make an end to the list. Go and read your Bible. None of these people even disturbed Yahweh's pennis, yes he killed them.

Now Yahwehpenis grabbed God's pennis, sucked it, pulled it hard and God went very gentle on him. Isn't that absurd?

Antichristian2:
Many Christians have similar monikers mocking Allah, Muhammad and Islam!

So it understandable to see such names!

But i no get that mind!

Why don't you have the mind? Or you think the God of Israel can harm you from far away Israel? I get the mind o. Ever since I died and saw afterlife last three years ago.

geoworldedu:
The lists of those God killed for blasphemy and less tangible things are many.
1. Ananias
2. Sapphira
3. Herod (the orator)
4. Onan
5. Firstborns of the Egyptians
6. The children who mocked Elisha...
I can't make an end to the list. Go and read your Bible. None of these people even disturbed Yahweh's pennis, yes he killed them.
Now Yahwehpenis grabbed God's pennis, sucked it, pulled it hard and God went very gentle on him. Isn't that absurd?

You need to know the difference between having a direct dealing with someone and saying things behind him when he doesn't have any dealing with you.

All those you mentioned in the Bible have a direct dealing with God regarding pure worship that's why they were killed but your friend here on Nairaland has nothing to do with God or His people it's like saying Goliath mocked the God of Israel yet nothing happened to him until he drew a battle line against practicers of pure worship.
So your friend here is just a joker having nothing as in NOTHING to do with the true God!

MaxInDHouse:
You need to know the difference between having a direct dealing with someone and saying things behind him when he doesn't have any dealing with you.

All those you mentioned in the Bible have a direct dealing with God regarding pure worship that's why they were killed but your friend here on Nairaland has nothing to do with God or His people it's like saying Goliath mocked the God of Israel yet nothing happened to him until he drew a battle line against practicers of pure worship.
So your friend here is just a joker having nothing as in NOTHING to do with the true God!

Aswear this one no enter at all
Direct and indirect dealing as per the referee that you are na. Christians always talk like they are addressing a mumu.

Direct dealing
Someone is pulling Yahweh's big pennis, yet that is an indirect pulling

geoworldedu:
Aswear this one no enter at all
Direct and indirect dealing as per the referee that you are na. Christians always talk like they are addressing a mumu.
Direct dealing
Someone is pulling Yahweh's big pennis, yet that is an indirect pulling

Ọmọ your friend is just yarning whatever comes to his mouth it has nothing to do with the true God.

OK where is the penis that your friend is pulling?

MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ your friend is just yarning whatever comes to his mouth it has nothing to do with the true God.

OK where is the penis that your friend is pulling?

God is invisible na. My friend too is invisible and he claimed that he was Yahweh's pennis. I believed in with faith, same way you believe your God with faith.

geoworldedu:
God is invisible na. My friend too is invisible and he claimed that he was Yahweh's pennis. I believed in with faith, same way you believe your God with faith.

Faith is the assured expectation of what is hoped for, the evident demonstration of realities that are not seen. Hebrews 11:1

Going by the above definition your friend is becoming psychopathic because faith has WORKS that is evident not just yarning whatever comes to his mouth!

MaxInDHouse:
Faith is the assured expectation of what is hoped for, the evident demonstration of realities that are not seen. Hebrews 11:1

Going by the above definition your friend is becoming psychopathic because faith has WORKS that is evident not just yarning whatever comes to his mouth!

Mhen, if you see the guy's poetic work eehn. He couldn't have gotten them from anyone except God himself. That's the work we are talking about. When he speaks those days, everyone trembles. At the mention of Yahwehpenis back then, every asshole must bow. It is real. I always felt a great presence of God on me whenever Yahwehpenis made comments in those days. It can only be God. Then finally I died and knew better.

geoworldedu:
Mhen, if you see the guy's poetic work eehn. He couldn't have gotten them from anyone except God himself. That's the work we are talking about. When he speaks those days, everyone trembles. At the mention of Yahwehpenis back then, every asshole must bow. It is real. I always felt a great presence of God on me whenever Yahwehpenis made comments in those days. It can only be God. Then finally I died and knew better.

Is that what you think evidence is about?

Well this is what Jesus meant by God's will {Matthew 7:21-23} all those hearing the word of God will become preachers and teachers promoting peace everywhere they go! Isaiah 2:2-4; Micah 4:1-3

Have you ever listen to weed smokers in their chambers?

Well they makes a lot of sense when they are high with the substance but there's one thing they can never ever achieve: gather friends of peace! Luke 10:6

So your friend may make sense to you but to us he's yarning nonsense just like weed smokers!

MaxInDHouse:
Is that what you think evidence is about?

Well this is what Jesus meant by God's will {Matthew 7:21-23} all those hearing the word of God will become preachers and teachers promoting peace everywhere they go! Isaiah 2:2-4; Micah 4:1-3

Have you ever listen to weed smokers in their chambers?

Well they makes a lot of sense when they are high with the substance but there's one thing they can never ever achieve: gather friends of peace! Luke 10:6

So your friend may make sense to you but to us he's yarning nonsense just like weed smokers!

Who is Jesus before Yahwehpenis? Jesus cannot even lace Jehovah's shoes. He can only dream it and concocted false stories about being Jehovah's son. How can Jesus be Jehovah's son without Yahwehpenis' sperm contributions? Yahwehpenis said back then that Jesus is not God's son and who am I to argue with the penis? He said that the real Jesus died in the womb after he, Yahwehpenis impregnated Mary.

geoworldedu:
Who is Jesus before Yahwehpenis? Jesus cannot even lace Jehovah's shoes. He can only dream it and concocted false stories about being Jehovah's son. How can Jesus be Jehovah's son without Yahwehpenis' sperm contributions? Yahwehpenis said back then that Jesus is not God's son and who am I to argue with the penis? He said that the real Jesus died in the womb after he, Yahwehpenis impregnated Mary.

So how many witnesses did your friend have? Act 1:8

MaxInDHouse:
So how many witnesses did your friend have? Act 1:8

My friend has a book and inside his book, Scrotal Sac 4:12, he said there are 500 trillion witnesses. They are spiritual witnesses. Well, a mortal man cannot even understand it because you can't see God's naked body. Only the spiritual people have seen God's naked body and they are like 500 trillions. Or do you want to see Jehovah's thick dicck too?

geoworldedu:
My friend has a book and inside his book, Scrotal Sac 4:12, he said there are 500 trillion witnesses. They are spiritual witnesses. Well, a mortal man cannot even understand it because you can't see God's naked body. Only the spiritual people have seen God's naked body and they are like 500 trillions. Or do you want to see Jehovah's thick dicck too?

Ọmọ you just love cracking jokes but it's OK you are making yourself feel high!

geoworldedu:
Mhen, if you see the guy's poetic work eehn. He couldn't have gotten them from anyone except God himself. That's the work we are talking about. When he speaks those days, everyone trembles. At the mention of Yahwehpenis back then, every asshole must bow. It is real. I always felt a great presence of God on me whenever Yahwehpenis made comments in those days. It can only be God. Then finally I died and knew better.

Will love to hear the story...please.

I want to learn. Open a thread for my sake.

MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ you just love cracking jokes but it's OK you are making yourself feel high!

I'm very serious about what I'm saying. What do you expect the book of Yahwehpenis to contain if not private parts of God?

geoworldedu:
I'm very serious about what I'm saying. What do you expect the book of Yahwehpenis to contain if not private parts of God?

With this posts misinformed churchgoers and religionists will start cursing you out of grievances but i must confess you're a gifted comedian walahi talahi!

MaxInDHouse:
With this posts misinformed churchgoers and religionists will start cursing you out of grievances but i must confess you're a gifted comedian walahi talahi!

That's your opinion oga. But all I know is that I believe in Yahwehpenis.

geoworldedu:
That's your opinion oga. But all I know is that I believe in Yahwehpenis.

Please open a thread.
Just me and you.
I wan learn...

sonmvayina:
Please open a thread.
Just me and you.
I wan learn...

I will do so when due. What should the thread topic be?

geoworldedu:
That's your opinion oga. But all I know is that I believe in Yahwehpenis.

It's a free world some people believe in penis and also worships penis below is the worship of penis in Japan so you're not the first!

geoworldedu:
Why don't you have the mind? Or you think the God of Israel can harm you from far away Israel? I get the mind o. Ever since I died and saw afterlife last three years ago.

Abeg forget that lie! No one dies and see shi shi!

And i no get mind because i believe our God Allah is the same God Moses, Abraham and Jesus worshipped!

So how will i abuse God when i strongly believed you misunderstood Him from all the infos you've absorbed!

So there's is nothing like the God of Israel!

Allah is the Lord of Adam, Noah, Moses, Abraham, Israel, Jacob, Joseph, Jonah, Solomon, David, Elisha, EliJah, Job, John the Baptist, Zecharias,....Jesus and Muhammad. Only one God exist!

geoworldedu:
I will do so when due. What should the thread topic be?

What is on the other side of death...or something like that. I will tell my own too.

Antichristian2:
Abeg forget that lie! No one dies and see shi shi!

And i no get mind because i believe our God Allah is the same God Moses, Abraham and Jesus worshipped!

So how will i abuse God when i strongly believed you misunderstood Him from all the infos you've absorbed!

So there's is nothing like the God of Israel!

Allah is the Lord of Adam, Noah, Moses, Abraham, Israel, Jacob, Joseph, Jonah, Solomon, David, Elisha, EliJah, Job, John the Baptist, Zecharias,....Jesus and Muhammad. Only one God exist!

And this God of Israel and Saudi Arabia somehow became your God? How did that happen?

MaxInDHouse:
It's a free world some people believe in penis and also worships penis below is the worship of penis in Japan so you're not the first!

Worshipping penis is one thing, but worshipping Jehovah's penis is another thing entirely. Then claiming to be Jehovah's penis with striking descriptions and Godporn poetic expressions? That really got me.