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Lalami3232:

Thank God say his life is still intact. If you see how most of these guys drive, especially the mechanics, you will just shake your head. The way the mechanics drive reminds me of how most men dey chop women wey no be their wives/girlfriends. They drive recklessly because no be dem get am. Na so Emeka chop one babe one time like a "mechanic", the screaming of the babe could be heard from hundreds of meters away. When the babe dey waka go house after the "innocent visit", you go know say Emeka really scatter some crankshaft and gearbox for her engine. Laslas, one innocent man comes and takes full ownership of the car.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, Oga go for DNA test oooooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted atall atall

Was your mother a virgin. Just asking for a friend.

"For there is nothing that God cannot do"

Luke 1:37

Insurance company go dey swear for the driver now😂😂😂😂😂😂

OH YE MARKET-BUYING SPIRITS!

May you avoid me and my family this year!

GistMedia0:
A high-speed accident turned into a shocking disaster as an overspeeding driver lost control, went airborne, and crashed into a car sales stand, destroying more than 20 vehicles worth over ₦80 million.

The dramatic incident, which looked like a scene from an action movie, occurred when the driver, reportedly speeding uncontrollably, veered off the road and landed directly into the dealership, causing massive damage. Eyewitnesses described the crash as terrifying, with cars tossed around like toys.

While some sympathized with the driver, others mocked and criticized him, questioning where he was rushing to. Surprisingly, he walked away from the crash unscathed, leading many to joke that his "village people" were at work.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re_eZYZd6hg

fast and furious gone wrong

Lalami3232:

Thank God say his life is still intact. If you see how most of these guys drive, especially the mechanics, you will just shake your head. The way the mechanics drive reminds me of how most men dey chop women wey no be their wives/girlfriends. They drive recklessly because no be dem get am. Na so Emeka chop one babe one time like a "mechanic", the screaming of the babe could be heard from hundreds of meters away. When the babe dey waka go house after the "innocent visit", you go know say Emeka really scatter some crankshaft and gearbox for her engine. Laslas, one innocent man comes and takes full ownership of the car.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, Oga go for DNA test oooooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted atall atall

Everything must be referenced to this your virginity ideology. It is good/admirable you live for that purpose.

Oops!

Lalami3232:

Thank God say his life is still intact. If you see how most of these guys drive, especially the mechanics, you will just shake your head. The way the mechanics drive reminds me of how most men dey chop women wey no be their wives/girlfriends. They drive recklessly because no be dem get am. Na so Emeka chop one babe one time like a "mechanic", the screaming of the babe could be heard from hundreds of meters away. When the babe dey waka go house after the "innocent visit", you go know say Emeka really scatter some crankshaft and gearbox for her engine. Laslas, one innocent man comes and takes full ownership of the car.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, Oga go for DNA test oooooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted atall atall

But the debts now can he pays it finished in his life time ?

Lalami3232:

Thank God say his life is still intact. If you see how most of these guys drive, especially the mechanics, you will just shake your head. The way the mechanics drive reminds me of how most men dey chop women wey no be their wives/girlfriends. They drive recklessly because no be dem get am. Na so Emeka chop one babe one time like a "mechanic", the screaming of the babe could be heard from hundreds of meters away. When the babe dey waka go house after the "innocent visit", you go know say Emeka really scatter some crankshaft and gearbox for her engine. Laslas, one innocent man comes and takes full ownership of the car.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, Oga go for DNA test oooooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted atall atall

you again!! ......let the ladies breeef abeg!!

valiju:
If the car have a valid third party issurance that is none of his headache

The insurance doesn't cover reckless driving. They will investigate. And they might deny his application....

Well, the driver is lucky that he didn't ram into tesla cars otherwise this would have been labelled as domestic terrorism. Yes I know he is Nigerian but that is not the point of the story

Imagine they asked you to pay the money of over 20 cars that you ACCIDENTALLY bought without budgeting for it and you don't even have money to pay for just one car.
Well it is well even if it's inside well.

The way some boys drive is too reckless. You don't drive a car recklessly like you have two lives. After all, Nigeria is a zoo where humans live like animals with no one to control them.

Majority of these people can't drive in the western world cuz they have accumulated bad driving habits over the years and that's why many fail their driving tests woefully when they manage to go abroad.

Gerrard59 and Pansophist will agree with me on this.

THANK GOD FOR THE SAFETY OF LIFE,BUT I HOPE A LIFE LESSON HAS BEEN LEARNT BY BOTH THE DRIVER AND SYMPATHIZERS....

WILL BE DROPPING A STORY SOON, FOLLOW ME FOR UPDATES🤗

2cribz:
I swear,since i drove rwd infiniti ex35.oh my gawd,I drove the suv for 3 good weeks,I could tell the diff between back axle and front wheel drive. Look st the owners camry,it's a fwd,he must have been intoxicated and was playing ampiano or on kolos with top speed and slammed brakes once,leading to a somersault and of cos accident ....front wheel drive cats are not sports cars.all those rav4,venza,camry,IS250,corolla, camry,big daddy lexus gx ,lexus es,are all front wheel drive and some awd making it more terrible. Fwd are prone to oversteering and accident. Back axle rocks
Back axles like lexus gs,IS350,IS300,gs450,gs300,lexus SC,c300,infiniti ex,c350,glk,mustang,hyndai genesis, bmw,na dem be few back axles wey I trust with traction control,off or on... fwd are prone to accident at 140kph

What about lexus Rx 350

Speeding driver go regret why he nor kpai if dem tell am bill

Thank God say person person no die

Na to catch the driver
Touch am hand small
Lock am up make him talk how him go take pay for the damages him cos

Fast and furious ni yẹn

Oyinbo go pass rẹpẹ́tẹ for this case o
Dem fit sell person to pay gbese ? (I understand not) because how person wey dey jail wan pay gbese ?

Wahala everywhere

This one go pay bills tyre,when he go finish paying money he go be careful any other time.

Not rwd,its fwd,sone are awd. Its not fwd cars are not good. But they are bad for racing and careless speed,esp when its an suv.imagine taking a sharp bend with high intoxicated speed using a fwd suv,it will roll over and oversteering, but with a sedan,more grip... rx350 is an suv,dont fire it higher than 80kph,even if road clear.

oluwaseyi0:
What about lexus Rx 350

Hezzyluv:
This one na fast and furious ooo

Devil use this score goal and get over 2.5

Desperado, many, many
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valiju:
If the car have a valid third party issurance that is none of his headache

Third party insurance has a limited amount as cover. I think to the tune of 5-7.5m.
Insurance company will investigate before releasing any fund as cover and if he is found to be negligent or reckless, he may carry his cross alone

Insurance will cover the losses

Nawa o

Weldone more "gbese"to is pocket.

Double wahala for dead body.

If the car dealer has insurance
No need to worry about anything

How is over 20 cars valued at 80 million?