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List a few things you think will happen to Nigerians when APC is done.

Below are mine.

1. Number of obese and diabetic patients will reduce to just 3% in Nigeria. No be who see excess enjoyment like Cubana Chief Priest dey get those ones?

2. Number of hypertensive patients (young and old) will shoot up to 90%. And some of them will be fed up and commit suicide without a suicide note to justify their reasons. We know it's depression. No need for note.

3. Everyone will finally know that having a large farm is better than having a large degree, but despite this, they'll be afraid to be farmers because that is where they'll probably meet their untimely death from the hands of Fulani herdsmen and nothing will happen. Dead, gone and forgotten.

4. Most Nigerian women will be infection bank of the world because frustration will lead most to sleeping with anything, including dogs, as long as money is involved. If you increase the price, they'll do crazier sh!ts and skin-to-skin. They no longer care. They're frustrated enough already and think life isn't even worth living again.

5. Most men like us, who always preach against fraud and advise others not to do it will no longer preach against it neither will we support it. We'll just say, "Do what favours you and puts food on your table."

6. Cultism will reduce because na who him belle full na him dey scream aro mate.

7. Kidnapping, organ harvesting, armed robbery, dishonesty, evil, and all sorts of crimes will be a normal thing — religious leaders will be involved and even straight men sleeping with gay men for money will become normalized and trendy.

8. Most women won't be married even at age 38 because the 40 year old man that is supposed to marry them can't even feed himself properly. Hence, these women will go into beer parlour business and end up sleeping with all her customers praying for one of them to marry her.

9. Naira will still fall and fuel will still rise — it's just a matter of time and this will make billionaires holding dollars or the country in hostage become richer and the poor poorer and susceptible to manipulation by the rich in exchange for token or to commit a crime for them.

10. Frustration will pile up and one day, the underpaid military who love to obey the last command will disobey their bosses and start shooting at politicians and everyone.

It'll become a pandemic and politicians will now become scared of men in military and police uniform because they don't know the one of their bodyguards that'll open fire on them. Nigeria will become so chaotic and the pandemonium will become a full blown revolution pioneered my the military. (It's just a matter of time). Nigeria is just waiting for Burkina Faso to succeed so that we can use them as reference to the kind of life and leadership we want.

List yours...

iLegendd:
List a few things you think will happen to Nigerians when APC is done.

Below are mine.

1. Number of obese and and diabetic patients will reduce to just 3% in Nigeria.

2. Number of hypertensive patients (young and old) will shoot up to 90%.

3. Everyone will finally know that having a large farm is better than having a large degree, but despite this, they'll be afraid to be farmers because that is where they'll probably meet their untimely death from the hands of Fulani herdsmen and nothing will happen. Dead, gone and forgotten.

4. Most Nigerian women will be infection bank of the world because frustration will lead most to sleeping with anything, including dogs, as long as money is involved.

5. Most men like us, who always preach against fraud and advise others not to do it will no longer preach against it neither will we support it. We'll just say, "Do what favours you and puts food on your table."

6. Cultism will reduce because na who him belle full na him dey scream aro mate.

7. Kidnappers, organ harvesting, armend robbery, dishonesty, evil, and all sorts of crimes will be a normal thing, especially straight men sleeping with gay men for money.

8. Most women won't be married even at age 38 because the 40 year old man that is supposed to marry them can't even feed himself properly. Hence, these women will go into beer parlour business and end up sleeping with all her customers praying for one of them to marry her.

9. Naira will still fall and fuel will still rise — it's just a matter of time and this will make billionaires holding dollars or the country in hostage become richer and the poor poorer and susceptible to manipulation by the rich in exchange for token or to commit a crime for them.

List yours...

U obviously don't know Nigerians... As long as APC is perceived by their supporters to be Anti igbos/ Christians they would still have supported

Majority of Nigerians don't know the relationship between government policy and their economic conditions... So we have another 30 years to understand that

APC know their biggest weapon is tribalism so they would invest on it big time that would buy them another 16 years trust me

It shall favour me and my family

"Matthew 6:26. ESV Look at the birds of the air: they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they?

Though not religious,I find strength in passages like this

APC our darling party

iLegendd:
List a few things you think will happen to Nigerians when APC is done.

Below are mine.

1. Number of obese and diabetic patients will reduce to just 3% in Nigeria. No be who see excess enjoyment like Cubana Chief Priest dey get those ones?

2. Number of hypertensive patients (young and old) will shoot up to 90%. And some of them will be fed up and commit suicide without a suicide note to justify their reasons. We know it's depression. No need for note.

3. Everyone will finally know that having a large farm is better than having a large degree, but despite this, they'll be afraid to be farmers because that is where they'll probably meet their untimely death from the hands of Fulani herdsmen and nothing will happen. Dead, gone and forgotten.

4. Most Nigerian women will be infection bank of the world because frustration will lead most to sleeping with anything, including dogs, as long as money is involved. If you increase the price, they'll do crazier sh!ts and skin-to-skin. They no longer care. They're frustrated enough already and think life isn't even worth living again.

5. Most men like us, who always preach against fraud and advise others not to do it will no longer preach against it neither will we support it. We'll just say, "Do what favours you and puts food on your table."

6. Cultism will reduce because na who him belle full na him dey scream aro mate.

7. Kidnapping, organ harvesting, armed robbery, dishonesty, evil, and all sorts of crimes will be a normal thing — religious leaders will be involved and even straight men sleeping with gay men for money will become normalized and trendy.

8. Most women won't be married even at age 38 because the 40 year old man that is supposed to marry them can't even feed himself properly. Hence, these women will go into beer parlour business and end up sleeping with all her customers praying for one of them to marry her.

9. Naira will still fall and fuel will still rise — it's just a matter of time and this will make billionaires holding dollars or the country in hostage become richer and the poor poorer and susceptible to manipulation by the rich in exchange for token or to commit a crime for them.

10. Frustration will pile up and one day, the underpaid military who love to obey the last command will disobey their bosses and start shooting at politicians and everyone.

It'll become a pandemic and politicians will now become scared of men in military and police uniform because they don't know the one of their bodyguards that'll open fire on them. Nigeria will become so chaotic and the pandemonium will become a full blown revolution pioneered my the military. (It's just a matter of time). Nigeria is just waiting for Burkina Faso to succeed so that we can use them as reference to the kind of life and leadership we want.

List yours...

You nailed it bro

mrvitalis:
U obviously don't know Nigerians... As long as APC is perceived by their supporters to be Anti igbos/ Christians they would still have supported

Majority of Nigerians don't know the relationship between government policy and their economic conditions... So we have another 30 years to understand that

APC know their biggest weapon is tribalism so they would invest on it big time that would buy them another 16 years trust me

They learnt it from one Agulu failure who used both tribalism and religion to his advantage in the last election but God disappointed him big time

Even though I couldn't help but find some points funny but it's so sad the direction we're headed . We can see the problems but we are just standing like statue waiting for a great plague to befall us.

You carry hand knowingly and thumbprint for alleged drug kingpin! What else you expect

Do you guys know who da hell a drug kingpin is? The implications?

Crime is like dopamine to their brain, they lack the capacity to do right, something will always push them to accept wrong counsel because that's how they are wired.

mrvitalis:
U obviously don't know Nigerians... As long as APC is perceived by their supporters to be Anti igbos/ Christians they would still have supported

Majority of Nigerians don't know the relationship between government policy and their economic conditions... So we have another 30 years to understand that

APC know their biggest weapon is tribalism so they would invest on it big time that would buy them another 16 years trust me

Vitalis, the ethinc and religious bigot. Stick to Biafra rants. Don't pretend you love Nigeria.
Let the serious opposition work thier way to win APC. APC worked to lead the country, others should work too. I will be happy to see sound alternatives not online whinners.

Thank God none of the above diseases can infect me and my family because I have already put my house in order for a day like that.

People would start being productive as no free food for lazy ass men

iLegendd:
List a few things you think will happen to Nigerians when APC is done.

Below are mine.

1. Number of obese and diabetic patients will reduce to just 3% in Nigeria. No be who see excess enjoyment like Cubana Chief Priest dey get those ones?

2. Number of hypertensive patients (young and old) will shoot up to 90%. And some of them will be fed up and commit suicide without a suicide note to justify their reasons. We know it's depression. No need for note.

3. Everyone will finally know that having a large farm is better than having a large degree, but despite this, they'll be afraid to be farmers because that is where they'll probably meet their untimely death from the hands of Fulani herdsmen and nothing will happen. Dead, gone and forgotten.

4. Most Nigerian women will be infection bank of the world because frustration will lead most to sleeping with anything, including dogs, as long as money is involved. If you increase the price, they'll do crazier sh!ts and skin-to-skin. They no longer care. They're frustrated enough already and think life isn't even worth living again.

5. Most men like us, who always preach against fraud and advise others not to do it will no longer preach against it neither will we support it. We'll just say, "Do what favours you and puts food on your table."

6. Cultism will reduce because na who him belle full na him dey scream aro mate.

7. Kidnapping, organ harvesting, armed robbery, dishonesty, evil, and all sorts of crimes will be a normal thing — religious leaders will be involved and even straight men sleeping with gay men for money will become normalized and trendy.

8. Most women won't be married even at age 38 because the 40 year old man that is supposed to marry them can't even feed himself properly. Hence, these women will go into beer parlour business and end up sleeping with all her customers praying for one of them to marry her.

9. Naira will still fall and fuel will still rise — it's just a matter of time and this will make billionaires holding dollars or the country in hostage become richer and the poor poorer and susceptible to manipulation by the rich in exchange for token or to commit a crime for them.

10. Frustration will pile up and one day, the underpaid military who love to obey the last command will disobey their bosses and start shooting at politicians and everyone.

It'll become a pandemic and politicians will now become scared of men in military and police uniform because they don't know the one of their bodyguards that'll open fire on them. Nigeria will become so chaotic and the pandemonium will become a full blown revolution pioneered my the military. (It's just a matter of time). Nigeria is just waiting for Burkina Faso to succeed so that we can use them as reference to the kind of life and leadership we want.

List yours...

There would be increase in EXPORT trade ,which would trickle down to the masses.

oyatz:
There would be increase in EXPORT trade ,which would trickle down to the masses.

I laff at you guys

Under this atmosphere of insecurity, corruption, insincerity and I don't care attitude leaders, it is not going to happen.

APC Buharia and now Tunub closed border for 10+ solid years all because they want to boost agric production. Yet they up til now they still cannot produce quality affordable rice! Stone full everywhere. Now they have resumed opening of border.

This country lack urgency, political will and sincerity of purpose to tackle the myriad of challenges.

iLegendd:
List a few things you think will happen to Nigerians when APC is done.

Below are mine.

1. Number of obese and diabetic patients will reduce to just 3% in Nigeria. No be who see excess enjoyment like Cubana Chief Priest dey get those ones?

2. Number of hypertensive patients (young and old) will shoot up to 90%. And some of them will be fed up and commit suicide without a suicide note to justify their reasons. We know it's depression. No need for note.

3. Everyone will finally know that having a large farm is better than having a large degree, but despite this, they'll be afraid to be farmers because that is where they'll probably meet their untimely death from the hands of Fulani herdsmen and nothing will happen. Dead, gone and forgotten.

4. Most Nigerian women will be infection bank of the world because frustration will lead most to sleeping with anything, including dogs, as long as money is involved. If you increase the price, they'll do crazier sh!ts and skin-to-skin. They no longer care. They're frustrated enough already and think life isn't even worth living again.

5. Most men like us, who always preach against fraud and advise others not to do it will no longer preach against it neither will we support it. We'll just say, "Do what favours you and puts food on your table."

6. Cultism will reduce because na who him belle full na him dey scream aro mate.

7. Kidnapping, organ harvesting, armed robbery, dishonesty, evil, and all sorts of crimes will be a normal thing — religious leaders will be involved and even straight men sleeping with gay men for money will become normalized and trendy.

8. Most women won't be married even at age 38 because the 40 year old man that is supposed to marry them can't even feed himself properly. Hence, these women will go into beer parlour business and end up sleeping with all her customers praying for one of them to marry her.

9. Naira will still fall and fuel will still rise — it's just a matter of time and this will make billionaires holding dollars or the country in hostage become richer and the poor poorer and susceptible to manipulation by the rich in exchange for token or to commit a crime for them.

10. Frustration will pile up and one day, the underpaid military who love to obey the last command will disobey their bosses and start shooting at politicians and everyone.

It'll become a pandemic and politicians will now become scared of men in military and police uniform because they don't know the one of their bodyguards that'll open fire on them. Nigeria will become so chaotic and the pandemonium will become a full blown revolution pioneered my the military. (It's just a matter of time). Nigeria is just waiting for Burkina Faso to succeed so that we can use them as reference to the kind of life and leadership we want.

List yours...

Touts will start collecting money from you, for driving on your estate roads.
Crime will be normal thing, because police will be overwhelmed.
Japa will be difficult because dollar / pound will be to high to get.
Palliatives will be seen as economic benefit.
20 year old Nigeria used car will be like N5m.
Your Nepa bills more than house rents.
All roads will be tolled.

HeadlessMob:
They learnt it from one Agulu failure who used both tribalism and religion to his advantage in the last election but God disappointed him big time

The man you see as agulu failure is a saint to compare with tinibu. Nigeria is now in the state of coma courtesy of tinibu and you still get mouth to talk rubbish.

HeadlessMob:
They learnt it from one Agulu failure who used both tribalism and religion to his advantage in the last election but God disappointed him big time

Go and chop first

VeeVeeMyLuv:
I laff at you guys

Under this atmosphere of insecurity, corruption, insincerity and I don't care attitude leaders, it is not going to happen.

APC Buharia and now Tunub closed border for 10+ solid years all because they want to boost agric production. Yet they up til now they still cannot produce quality affordable rice! Stone full everywhere. Now they have resumed opening of border.

This country lack urgency, political will and sincerity of purpose to tackle the myriad of challenges.

What you look is what you see

Apc has lowered the governance bar to ridiculous levels.

They have made racism, lying and incompetence state policies.

They have shown that being cunny and having a dubious background is a sign of 'intelligence'.

They have shown that implementing policies that devastate the masses is a sign of 'strength'.

But the worse is that Nigerians have let it all happen and have kept rewarding such actions...

And so, any government that gets in there now knows that you can push Nigerians around and all you need do is create controlled ethnic hate, tell barefaced lies which your supporters can use and justify incompetence no matter how s1lly it looks.

mrvitalis:
U obviously don't know Nigerians... As long as APC is perceived by their supporters to be Anti igbos/ Christians they would still have supported

Majority of Nigerians don't know the relationship between government policy and their economic conditions... So we have another 30 years to understand that

APC know their biggest weapon is tribalism so they would invest on it big time that would buy them another 16 years trust me

Exactly...


So long as igbos are perceived to be suffering also then it's ok.. many Agbadorians have expressed this fact countlessly here.. it's one of the basis for supporting leaders of late.. Nigeria is on a long thing..prepare yourselves for the ride..no revolution at all..any revolution is termed Igbo ... So let's all endure. It's called natural selection. The weak will die off..the not so strong too

Imagine one reign of mockery shouting at the top of his lungs that his destiny on earth is to bark at the obidient movement...


Nothing concern am with advocating good governance and development... Once he yaks at the Obidients (which of course his scant white matter perceives to be Igbos) then anything,Nigeria can go to hell from there ...and what does he get ? Applause upon applause. Nothing said about hyper inflation,insecurity, unemployment,dead health sector , corruption etc

Prophet 😂