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Trump Declares, With Mighty Glee,
"Tinubu, set Kanu free!"
Seven days, the clock shall tick,
Or sanctions fall, strong and quick!

Oh, some of you leapt with cheer,
Your Supreme Leader’s freedom near!
Others gasped and clenched their fists,
Muttering, "This cannot exist!"

But dear friends, please take a seat,
Before you dance or feel defeat.
Swallow hope, restrain your rage,
For this is but a prankish page!

April’s here, the fools must play,
So wipe those tears and laugh today!
No deals, no threats, no sudden release,
Just jokes and mischief, enjoy in peace!

Happy April Fool’s Day!

Oh what a joke! 😄

Shapeaso:
Oh what a joke! 😄

Big joke

You've some talents in poetry if truly you wrote this yourself.

BTW, MNK will be released.

Armaggedon:
You've some talents in poetry if truly you wrote this yourself.

BTW, MNK will be released.

If that guy call MNK continue with his arrogancy behaviour, i can assure you, he will spend the rest of his life in DSS custody

Omoboricash:
If that guy call MNK continue with his arrogancy behaviour, i can assure you, he will spend the rest of his life in DSS custody

the only thing sure is that he must be released and, as usual, there is nothing you can do about it.

KANU must be jailed. A leader of a terrorist group.

Nice poetic construction, may your inl never dry
Indeed I wish it is true

Let him rot in jail. Shebi all of us dey for zoo?

Damnn!!! Fell for it...nice one

These peoms go bitter like yoyo bitters for pity obi and his nattering nitwits!

Nice one op.
You almost got me there.

Happy April fool's day.

Some people are born stupid sha.

Try and use this data well, if you finish it before month ends you’ll have yourself to blame…

See person wey dem Dey buy data for to help pass message on group WhatsApp is here doing something else

duro4chang:
KANU must be jailed. A leader of a terrorist group.

did he terrorize your mama if you even get one.

Nnamdi Kanu is a terrorist and should be treated as such. I dont understand why people still defend him.

Nnamdi Kanu is not a terrorist...


He is a cult leader.

duro4chang:
KANU must be jailed. A leader of a terrorist group.

Dem no even talk about the Prime Miniter Ekpan again , since dem don declared the republic of Biafra and printed their currency everything just die down like that

PUNANI01:
did he terrorize your mama if you even get one.

I remember how his terrorist group have been terrorizing yours on Mondays for not obeying sit at home. Next week they will still terrorize yours. Kikikikikikikikikik!

duro4chang:
I remember how his terrorist group have been terrorizing yours on Mondays for not obeying sit at home. Next week they will still terrorize yours. Kikikikikikikikikik!

i knew it, you don't have mama and Papa and that means you're a basta... Good luck.

Beautiful 😍

Op, take your flowers 🌹

Nice writing skills

Kudos Op

Trump should focus on his own country and leave Nigeria to us.

Nnamdi Kanu is a terrorist and should remain where he is.

NGsultan:
Trump Declares, With Mighty Glee,
"Tinubu, set Kanu free!"
Seven days, the clock shall tick,
Or sanctions fall, strong and quick!

Oh, some of you leapt with cheer,
Your Supreme Leader’s freedom near!
Others gasped and clenched their fists,
Muttering, "This cannot exist!"

But dear friends, please take a seat,
Before you dance or feel defeat.
Swallow hope, restrain your rage,
For this is but a prankish page!

April’s here, the fools must play,
So wipe those tears and laugh today!
No deals, no threats, no sudden release,
Just jokes and mischief, enjoy in peace!

Happy April Fool’s Day!

In a period where people like you can barely feed three times a day, is not enough problem to you but Nnamdi KANU.
A time where you can hardly afford to send money back home to your poor parents, that is not what thinking about but Nnamdi KANU.
A time where in your village no one dares go the farm, the price of food is beyond your reach, that's not enough reason for you to ponder but Nandi KANU.
A country where you don't dare to travel by road without first consulting your spiritualist for the sake of being kidnapped by the almighty herdsmen, to you it's not a problem but Nnamdi KANU is.
You are shamelessly defending a country where self defence is considered a crime while the one who wants to take your life will kill you and no consequences, that's not terrifying enough to you but Nnamdi KANU is worth losing sleep over.
A country where a single tribe is bullying an entire country be you come from a region where your life is as worthless as that of a common house fly in the eyes of the Fulani Oligarchy ruling and lording over your pathetic soul, that is not something to worry about cos you have already branded yourself a free lamb for slaughter but, Nnadi KANU remains your problem.

Op may your problem never end as long as Nnadi KANU remains your. Problem after seeing all this evil in this country of yours and to think of your stupidity is beyond redemption is something that actually baffles and terrifies me. OMO ALE