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abduleez1:
EraserHead (1977)........2/10


The most boring shït I've ever watched in a while. Don't know what David Lynch was trying to achieve here cos I don't really understand the point of this film.
I wonder if the strange creature is more or less a representation of a baby since they couldn't in that era probably get a kid to film. But the other weird things suggest it's deliberate. The themes; was it talking about the challenges of motherhood raising a baby? What's the deal with the girl's weird parents and their strange goofy behaviour?
Anyhow, this is w@ck.

Not scary one bit, not disgusting, uninteresting story. There's literally nothing to keep me in this film. Just stuck with it despite battling multiple sleeping bouts because its boring as hëll and because I had a bet.

Only good thing about this film I liked is the cinematography and lighting.


Cc IllusionEffect
So wetin be the essence and scare of all these movies you dey mention this week?

abduleez1:
Superman is easily #3 most popular CBM character behind Spiderman and Batman.

A lot is riding on this film and if this film doesn't perform as expected by David Zaslav, I'm damn sure that TWO executives are losing their jobs. It'd be the nail on their coffin.

But I'm very confident this is making bank and with good critical reception. Least this could make is looking like $750mn. With potential $900mn plus or a billion in the cards if marketing gets it right.

oyaskii:
Bro....You no go like rest? 😭 Your last review was 1/10 abi, this one na 2/10 😩😩....e b like na mid you pack put for phone 😂😂

oyaskii:
Bro, the pressure! Every little detail about it, will be scrutinized....I have already seen on YT, this morning, some Video Editors and CC guys, are already dissecting the color grading and what not... like chill! 😩.

You have put it succinctly, if this movie fails, people might not only lose their jobs, but their careers as well... simply put.

abduleez1:
A Serbian Film......1/10

A useless directionless "snuff film" mimic. It's disgusting. Hinges on Sadomasochism, séxual violence, depravity and necrophilia. It's main promotion is the gore and shock value and the themes of the subgenre to keep your attention.
Just so many weird sexuàl shït put together with shitty acting and dialogue.


It's a silly film that pretends to be auteuristic in nature. Pretty boring except for the scenes filmed to drive interest and disgust at the same time.

I can pretty see how the film could mess up a lady (the Reddit story of the girl who was messed up by this film) as it essentially degrades women.
But I still don't see how this one can affect my mental health in any way. Still, it's a depraved movie I don't recommend to anyone as everyone's mental fortitude is quite different.


Up next..... EraserHead


Cc IllusionEffect

IngeniousLeez:
Lol, it would have been pretty funny if WB didn't have a chat with this people.

abduleez1:
Go girl!!
Let's get that Bread. ✌🏽

abduleez1:
A Serbian Film......1/10

A useless directionless "snuff film" mimic. It's disgusting. Hinges on Sadomasochism, séxual violence, depravity and necrophilia. It's main promotion is the gore and shock value and the themes of the subgenre to keep your attention.
Just so many weird sexuàl shït put together with shitty acting and dialogue.


It's a silly film that pretends to be auteuristic in nature. Pretty boring except for the scenes filmed to drive interest and disgust at the same time.

I can pretty see how the film could mess up a lady (the Reddit story of the girl who was messed up by this film) as it essentially degrades women.
But I still don't see how this one can affect my mental health in any way. Still, it's a depraved movie I don't recommend to anyone as everyone's mental fortitude is quite different.


Up next..... EraserHead


Cc IllusionEffect

GloriousGbola:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8-N8IIq_8I?si=U9EqIZh8Q4LrwnPc

Watch to the end for a big ass oj joke

BlackManta:
July 11th. I will be there no matter what.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFU8U4UVUBs?si=Z4Mt2PRWZd_xsZwP

Illusioneffect:
Looks like she even has more projects than Zendaya

Kaycee7:
"Ebony Paladin" would've been a better replacement than "Citizen Vigilante".
Anyways, now the name alone lets you know the film will be trash so you don't bother wasting your time.

GloriousGbola:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8-N8IIq_8I?si=U9EqIZh8Q4LrwnPc

Watch to the end for a big ass oj joke

Wtf is this trailer

Kaycee7:
"Ebony Paladin" would've been a better replacement than "Citizen Vigilante".
Anyways, now the name alone lets you know the film will be trash so you don't bother wasting your time.

Bro you need to be stopped cos how did you even come up with "Ebonyi Paladin"

When you see Uwe boll you already know it'll be a shit movie no matter what he calls it.

pu7pl3:
Wtf is this trailer

oyaskii:
I don't know if this is the final cut, but it looks so clean, production wise, doesn't have that clunky vibe that most CBM tends to have these days. Of course, how good is the other CGI and VFX heavy input to judge properly, but this has the ambience of a true blockbuster going by this sneak peak.

Plus, just clocked that this has a lot, riding on it. Superman is like in the top 10 most popular CB characters ever, if not Top 5 sef, so this movie has little wiggle room to fail 🤐

armadeo:
Superman is top 5.

I'll rate him along spiderman , batman and iron man. Probably hulk too.

GloriousGbola:
you guys did not see the leslie nielsen spoof classics

airplane, naked gun, spy hard , police squad

possibly this is liam nessons retirement plan. you cant keep playing hardman as you grow older. and it worked spectacularly for leslie nielsen

pu7pl3:
Wtf is this trailer

GloriousGbola:
you guys did not see the leslie nielsen spoof classics

airplane, naked gun, spy hard , police squad

possibly this is liam nessons retirement plan. you cant keep playing hardman as you grow older. and it worked spectacularly for leslie nielsen

armadeo:
Did you see the original trilogy ?

pu7pl3:
Nope

armadeo:
You need to check it out. Old school comedy.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEb7koZafr4?si=RHKem0Db18A2Yr_n

armadeo:
Superman is top 5.

I'll rate him along spiderman , batman and iron man. Probably hulk too.

oyaskii:
Hulk?!.in top 5? perosnal list abi? Cuz...I rate Thor personally over him. The first 2 Thor movies in the MCU timeline are my personal faves, i dey rinse them steady, I can't even remember any glimpse from seeing the "Hulk" standalone movie or will even like to see them make another one 😩

oyaskii:
Hulk?!.in top 5? perosnal list abi? Cuz...I rate Thor personally over him. The first 2 Thor movies in the MCU timeline are my personal faves, i dey rinse them steady, I can't even remember any glimpse from seeing the "Hulk" standalone movie or will even like to see them make another one 😩