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"White problems" - Writer Solomon Buchi says as he shares a missing chicken poster in England with a £50 reward.

White problems truly.
Over here chicken wey don dey miss for days na im stew fit remain small for pot because the meat gan go don finish.

Shows they care and we don't.

If Shiney waka enter farm, she don go. All those things look the same.

Old news nah

That chicken live worth pass some people here.

The chicken 🐔🍗 wey we don smoked and chopped 🥩🥩 for Liverpool since that very day

Sope otilo

Chicken wey headslamers from Afghanistan don chop? De play

Here na human beings deh miss 🤢🤢

Unbelievable

Priorities differ.

That £50 will get you a dozen.

Stray cat or dog don chop am

Otilo....


Chicken wey person don fry chop already...


Maybe the thief should provide the feather 🪶 maybe them go fit give am the money....

the Chicken has left home to roast

Saner clime...

Some animals are more equal than others...

budaatum:
Shows they care and we don't.

They will choose that same chicken over you a 100 times in life or death situation while you will choose them over the chicken

Guess who truly cares

And na foreign breed o

Full chicken is less than 2 pounds in the UK so Shiney is more than a chicken.

African problem

Chilipepper:
"White problems" - Writer Solomon Buchi says as he shares a missing chicken poster in England with a £50 reward.

Chicken already someone's shit

Oya sope otilor! Everywhere stew 🍗 🍲

Why did the chicken cross the road??

This must be in a English village .
Chip ke, GPS go track person wey chop am

budaatum:
Shows they care and we don't.

caring is power, fools will never understand

Chicken way don enter person stomach since

No missing Chicken is worth £50 plus all the time &stress involved in printing posters & trying to find it.

budaatum:
Shows they care and we don't.

They have many organisations funded by the government and fully backed by the Queen now King and set up to prevent cruelty to animals including :-

The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA)

The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB)

If your ever vigilant neighbours see you dey abuse your pets, they will shop you to the police and you may end up in prison.

For UK some years ago, e get one football fan wey dey watch his team lose and in anger he pulled off the head of his pet bird. Na hin own Mama report am to police and he ended up in prison.

No be for Naija wey some people dey eat cats and because cats no dey quick die, the method of killing them is inhumane to say the least.

ask all d warri boiz around dat area!

shicken no dey carry waka loss like dat!

killuminati:
the Chicken has left home to roast

Nice one!