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Leotrossard1:
How often do u use the toilet?
Some of u don't use the toilet for two to three days while u eat all sorts of concoctions. Why ur fart no go smell?

If U actually eat like a normal grown human being, their is no way u would spend 2-3 days on regular without sh*TT*ng!! the only time dis happens normal is few months old babies, even dat is rare.

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

You can make money with your fart.

Fart inside a small nylon bag, tigh it and start selling it.

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

The extremely foul odor of your flatulence is a cause for concern and may be impacting your relationships. Let's explore potential causes and solutions.

1. Dietary Factors: The foods you consume significantly influence the smell of your gas . High-fiber foods, beans, and certain vegetables can contribute to pungent odors . Sulfur-containing foods are particularly notorious for producing a rotten-egg smell due to the release of sulfur-containing gases by bacteria in your large intestine . Consider keeping a food diary to identify potential triggers.

2. Gut Microbiome Imbalance: The bacteria in your gut play a crucial role in digestion and gas production . An imbalance in your gut microbiome can lead to the production of more odorous gases. This imbalance could be due to various factors, including diet, stress, and medication.

3. Underlying Medical Conditions: While less common, extremely foul-smelling gas could indicate an underlying medical condition affecting your digestive system. Conditions like malabsorption syndromes, celiac disease, or inflammatory bowel disease can alter digestion and produce unusually smelly gas.

4. Constipation: Constipation can cause your stool to sit in your intestines longer, leading to increased bacterial fermentation and more potent-smelling gas .

What You Can Do:

1. Dietary Changes: Experiment with eliminating potential culprits from your diet, such as high-sulfur foods (like cruciferous vegetables, eggs, and red meat), beans, and high-fiber foods, temporarily to see if this reduces the odor. Then, reintroduce them one at a time to determine which foods are causing the problem . Focus on easily digestible foods for a while.

2. Probiotics and Prebiotics: These can help rebalance your gut microbiome . Probiotics introduce beneficial bacteria, while prebiotics feed existing beneficial bacteria.

3. Increase Water Intake: Staying well-hydrated can help prevent constipation .

4. Lifestyle Changes: Managing stress through relaxation techniques can also positively impact your gut health.

5. Medical Consultation: If dietary changes and lifestyle modifications don't improve the situation, it is crucial to consult a gastroenterologist. They can perform tests to rule out any underlying medical conditions . The extreme odor you describe warrants a professional evaluation.


In conclusion, while dietary changes and lifestyle adjustments are often the first steps in addressing smelly flatulence, persistent or unusually pungent gas warrants a visit to your doctor to rule out any underlying health issues. Addressing the root cause is essential for both your health and your relationships.

Idaan!

Weldone oo!

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

Nothing is wrong with you.

Just drink plenty of water

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

Eat fruits more - watermelons and pineapples

Maybe you're on a habit forming pill you can't do without

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

Farting with such smell as described could mean something is wrong with your colon (early signs of colon cancer), it could also mean you're not digesting some foods items well majorly proteins or you're allergic to them therefore not processing them well, you'll have to avoid certain meals and reintroduce them gently to know which one your body is not okay with.


Another very important thing you most do is to see a specialist. Gastroenterologist for guidance

JELILI ONISO

OP abeg contact me I get competition for you outside Nigeria. Fart competition!

Stop eating food that make your fart smell.

U have std bro, go and treat ursef

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LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

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1. Take a deworming medicine.

2. If it doesn't help, resort to eating twice a day, with no in-between meals.

3. If that doesn't help, resort to eating once a day, but take fruit or vegetable or pap before your one meal a day (OMAD) to prepare your stomach for the meal of the day.

4. Drink plenty of water throughout the day.

5. Shun junk foods, dry foods, fry foods, strong foods, all processed or manufactured foods. Google on gut-healthy foods

6. Avoid cold or ice water

7. Eat your food hot or at worst warm when it's just prepared. Don't eat foods prepared more than one and a half hour ago.

I hope these would help. I see you free in Jesus name.

Fetula4u:
use herbal drink to flush your system

Or did you smoke weed

Yes he should get this from me

Your fart is full of hydrogen sulphide which has a characteristics rotten egg smell. Be warned, it is highly flammable. The next time you want to fart, stay away from fire else you may set yourself ablaze.

Elsueno:
If U actually eat like a normal grown human being, their is no way u would spend 2-3 days on regular without sh*TT*ng!! the only time dis happens normal is few months old babies, even dat is rare.

Even if I didn't eat anything the previous day, the first thing I do the next is to use the toilet. I don't go out without using it. Never!

Is your name KC?

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

Not really bad that your fart smell very bad.
To help yourself out.
Drink plenty of water first thing in the morning before you eat anything.
Make it a daily habit to drink water every morning.

Make sure you take water before your meal

Take hot vegetable soup very frequently.

The first thing you need to take note of is your frequency of going to toilet for defecating.
At least you must defecate once in a day.

If you can achieve the maximum of once a day defecating, you have received healing from your smelly fart

Eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Your village people don finally catch you

Hmm, first i should ask if you experience difficulties when you want to poo, like abdominal pain, blood in your poo, or weight loss. If that is the case, then my brother, this is not a joking matter. You might need to do colonoscopy, abdominopelvic to know what is going on in there but if you are not experiencing any of the above symptoms then you need loads of water and vegetables.

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.

What you need is food and diet that make you visit toilet first thing in the morning and every morning. Vegetables and fruits and plenty of water are all what you need. You can start drinking warm water every morning as soon as you wake up.
You're not pooping as frequently as you should and possibly when you do, you are not emptying the contents of your intestines as you should.
Once again, vegetables, fruits, plenty of water and (warm water in the morning)

[quote author[/quote]Take care of your gut health

Use scent ĺeaf with a pinch of salt

Detoxify your body, take worm expeller, watch what you eat and not eating whatever that comes your way. If you eat groundnut, then beans, then garri with Draw soup....what do you expect. Eat not to hurt your stomach.... Eat sensibly.

Leotrossard1:
Your stomach is Rotten

Lol. Rotten and he's not in pain . Dude is just having constipation

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

How many times do you poo in a day? Or are you one of those that poo once in three days?

Is there any fart that is a cologne?

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

Check your diet. For instance some people don't digest milk, or milk based products, cheese and cheese based products resulting to smelly farts. I know someone that whenever she eats red meat her fart smells horrible. But with turkey and chicken she doesn't have such problem. Pay attention to the food that does that to you.

Firstly, you need to Deworm. After a successful deworming, take bitters or cleanser. After which you many need to drink a lot of water and embark on two hours without eating.
This should put an end to it

The OP eat weird food combinations, Dat's why.

U will someone eating Oil beans and Indomies and Fanta.

Fetula4u:
use herbal drink to flush your system

Or did you smoke weed

Weed don't cause smelly fart

Your fart still dey learn oooo,when you fat e suppose dey pepper people eye😂😂😂