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Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Jubrilv(m): 8:22am On May 13, 2025
cry
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by dbestcno(m): 8:23am On May 13, 2025
I remember that year that a great temptation came to me to move my roommate's new tecno m3 because he sleeps like pig. I had it difficult to resist but I did. The phone was later stolen at a night class Sha but I thank God I learnt how to resist temptation. We could barely see garri to drink that time
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Bhol28: 8:24am On May 13, 2025
WeedAddict:
How did he did it bawo?
okay,how was he dided it o😁
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by OritaIbadan: 8:29am On May 13, 2025
officialmario:
I saw a small phone oga
I didn't steal
Everybody is a thief oga
Stop the critics
Who knows maybe you sef Na armed robber werey
Everybody is a theif, bawo. Speak for yourself
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Mear23: 8:32am On May 13, 2025
When I come across news like this, few things comes to mind.

1. The perpetrators maybe one of the previously expelled students. People like this usually come back for revenge

2. It Maybe one of those who could not meet up with academic requirements of their department.

3. One of the Off campus student, or

4. An outsider
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by sammirano2: 8:32am On May 13, 2025
haybhi1:
Funaab that year... would have attended the school because it was a very beautiful school at the time. Aesthetics wan finish me.

Na that school I see wey I say I no fit go Poly for my life.
It's still beautiful and poly is never an option even for my unborn children
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by McLizbae: 8:35am On May 13, 2025
🤣🤣🤣
Ezmans:
he is a phone kidnapper
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Tradepunter2: 8:39am On May 13, 2025
TechCapon:
He's a phone kidnapper not a thief.. A thief will not ask students to pay ransom na grin
Hahaha 😂😂😂

Nigerians always coming up with new business ideas
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by achorladey: 8:40am On May 13, 2025
A phone bandit grin cheesy cheesy
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by achorladey: 8:42am On May 13, 2025
haybhi1:
Funaab that year... would have attended the school because it was a very beautiful school at the time. Aesthetics wan finish me.

Na that school I see wey I say I no fit go Poly for my life.
Was your time there under the tenure of Professor Olaiya Balogun?
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by meobizy(m): 8:45am On May 13, 2025
School matter. Almost thirty years ago, this was the situation which plagued our lives. That was way before the times of mobile phones. Thank God ours were buckets, pots and that radio set which is antiquated these days.
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by twosquare(m): 8:46am On May 13, 2025
Most likely a staff. And I bet it's the security section.
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Winnin009: 8:47am On May 13, 2025
officialmario:
They are already collecting Ransom on phone
They you will have to bail your phone
I could remember an incident that happened to me years back in school.
I saw a small phone inside the lecture room, and instead of returning the phone back to the owner, I sold it to someone else, along the line the owner of the phone saw the phone, not knowing that he has put a reminder on the phone , it was really tough that year, even though I be game man that year., Man O war still treat my Bleep up..

Campus news posted the story on the notice board
The headline was MAN MARIO THE PHONE LIFTER.
For two weeks I no enter school
Lol. School matter ehn... I was always careful not to purchase some certain things from fellow students...

Even with all my careful nature, I still land for uncompleted building with plenty slaps and blows on top my transaction weh other people wan hijack...

SMH.. it was a tough month.
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Winnin009: 8:48am On May 13, 2025
BeginsAtHome:
Strikes againhuh

Na thunderhuh
This your question ehn.. 🤣😅🤣😅🤣😭😭😭😭😭
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Winnin009: 8:49am On May 13, 2025
meobizy:
School matter. Almost thirty years ago, this was the situation which plagued our lives. That was way before the times of mobile phones. Thank God ours were buckets, pots and that radio set which is antiquated these days.
School matter... everyone has a unique story. Lol.
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Houseontherock1: 8:50am On May 13, 2025
officialmario:
They are already collecting Ransom on phone
They you will have to bail your phone
I could remember an incident that happened to me years back in school.
I saw a small phone inside the lecture room, and instead of returning the phone back to the owner, I sold it to someone else, along the line the owner of the phone saw the phone, not knowing that he has put a reminder on the phone , it was really tough that year, even though I be game man that year., Man O war still treat my Bleep up..

Campus news posted the story on the notice board
The headline was MAN MARIO THE PHONE LIFTER.
For two weeks I no enter school
I'm hoping that experience shaped you and moulded you into a better person. I'm happy you can share the story
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Ouchbabe(f): 8:56am On May 13, 2025
Agricmoney:
hmmm.

Anyway, Agriculture is life
YESAA is organizing a program (AGRIKSTARTEX) for young farmers and women in agribusiness: master classes, expo with free booths, financial support, youth conference, youth exchange program.
I think you will benefit a lot from it if you are into agribusiness.
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Rossychy(f): 8:58am On May 13, 2025
gasparpisciotta:
A resident taking advantage of the loopholes (t’iku ile o ba pa ni t’ode o le pa ni)

Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner.

His day of reckoning is fast approaching
I agree with you
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by obcpascal: 9:00am On May 13, 2025
Delta State Road Traffic Control Agency touts on blue uniform by the traffic light @ Ekpan Link Road, Airport Road (Warri) are worst than Lastma, They keep exploiting motorists, jump into people's vehicles like thieves and money exploited sent to their individual accounts. Please Delta State Government should come to our aid.
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by JoypikinofGod(f): 9:03am On May 13, 2025
officialmario:
I saw a small phone oga
I didn't steal
Everybody is a thief oga
Stop the critics
Who knows maybe you sef Na armed robber werey
grin grin grin
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Niok2: 10:00am On May 13, 2025
E dey their blood
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Psoul(m): 10:34am On May 13, 2025
BABANGBALI:
i was only asking a question now. How did he did the stolen of the phones?
Please, who is your English Language teacher?
You need extra home teacher.
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Super1212: 5:54pm On May 13, 2025
[quote author=officialmario post=135346960]They are already collecting Ransom on phone
They you will have to bail your phone
I could remember an incident that happened to me years back in school.
I saw a small phone inside the lecture room, and instead of returning the phone back to the owner, I sold it to someone else, along the line the owner of the phone saw the phone, not knowing that he has put a reminder on the phone , it was really tough that year, even though I be game man that year., Man O war still treat my Bleep up..

Campus news posted the story on the notice board
The headline was MAN MARIO THE PHONE LIFTER.
For two weeks I no enter school [gone are those days, man Mario the phone lifter with tansho the entertainer]
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by BABANGBALI: 6:13pm On May 13, 2025
Psoul:
Please, who is your English Language teacher?
You need extra home teacher.
why?
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Segzy19: 6:30pm On May 13, 2025
Na Gen Z pikin full universities now. That's why the phone thief dey ride them as he like.

If to say na back then when students dey kolo and gallant, dem for don catch the bastard tey tey...

Why him no go schools like UI, OAU go try that nonsense?
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Lampy336: 7:32pm On May 13, 2025
jetguy:
Calabar South come to my mind... cry
Sometime, it's outsiders that used to carry out the robbery in school environment...
Yes! Usually it was the ✋ hands of an outsider cos samething used to happen at my school too back then and it was when he got caught we knew that the said phone thief is not a student but used to always comes from ijebu ode town to steal so many phones..
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Lampy336: 7:38pm On May 13, 2025
jetguy:
Calabar South come to my mind... cry
Sometime, it's outsiders that used to carry out the robbery in school environment...
Yes! Usually it was the ✋ hands of an outsider cos samething used to happen at my school too back then and it was when he got caught we knew that the said phone thief is not a student but used to always comes from ijebu ode town to steal so many phones..
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Lampy336: 7:48pm On May 13, 2025
Segzy19:
Na Gen Z pikin full universities now. That's why the phone thief dey ride them as he like.

If to say na back then when students dey kolo and gallant, dem for don catch the bastard tey tey...

Why him no go schools like UI, OAU go try that nonsense?
Dat place is too far from funnab make him come Tasued , make hand touch am him go know sey Tasued student nobi child's play..

A guy was caught during my days dem student almost kpaying am if not for the intervention of the school securities naso dem for fall the phone thief..

I was once a victim of those guys , na 3 of my PC , d new Android phone that I just bought a few days before it was stolen and my junior sister Galaxy phone was also stolen the same day and that is why I no dey pity those guys whenever hands touch dem but me no dey follow people beat thief..
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Lampy336: 7:53pm On May 13, 2025
Ouchbabe:
YESAA is organizing a program (AGRIKSTARTEX) for young farmers and women in agribusiness: master classes, expo with free booths, financial support, youth conference, youth exchange program.
I think you will benefit a lot from it if you are into agribusiness.
Pls add me to a WhatsApp group if needed sir

08122105935
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Timagex(m): 10:01pm On May 13, 2025
officialmario:
They are already collecting Ransom on phone
They you will have to bail your phone
I could remember an incident that happened to me years back in school.
I saw a small phone inside the lecture room, and instead of returning the phone back to the owner, I sold it to someone else, along the line the owner of the phone saw the phone, not knowing that he has put a reminder on the phone , it was really tough that year, even though I be game man that year., Man O war still treat my Bleep up..

Campus news posted the story on the notice board
The headline was MAN MARIO THE PHONE LIFTER.
For two weeks I no enter school
😁😂😂😂😂😂
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Ouchbabe(f): 10:03pm On May 13, 2025
Lampy336:
Pls add me to a WhatsApp group if needed sir

08122105935
Ok. I will
Re: FUNAAB Phone Thief Strikes Again! by Psoul(m): 6:39am On May 14, 2025
BABANGBALI:
why?
Your grammar construction is bad.
I'm sorry to say this.
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