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Story Of Achilles -the Baddest Guy Wey Heel Do Dirty" by busariabeyx24(op): 7:28pm On May 26, 2025
Achilles na correct guy. Born from a big man wey be king (Peleus) and one fine water goddess (Thetis). From birth, his mama don know sey wahala dey for him future, so she carry am go one river wey dem dey call Styx. E get special power. She dip am inside make e strong like Agbako, but as she hold am for leg, that part no touch water. That small ankle? Na im spoil matter later.
As the boy grow, he no be anybody mate for street. Fast like Usain Bolt, strong like Anthony Joshua, fine like Wizkid if you squint small. Anywhere war dey, dem dey call am. But the guy dey move with pride wey high pass Third Mainland Bridge.
Then one big gbege burst: Troy carry Helen, one babe wey fine reach to cause wahala. Greece vex. Dem call all their champions. Of course, Achilles follow go.
As war start, Achilles dey scatter everywhere. E be like say na cheat code dem use create am. But as usual, ego enter. The Oga of the Greek army, Agamemnon, collect Achilles babe — one soft, quiet babe wey him dey like, Briseis. Achilles vex. He talk say he no go fight again.
Omo, as Achilles park go one corner, Greeks dey chop beating like say dem be JSS1 boys. Warriors dey drop like flies. Everybody dey beg am, baba no gree.
Na that time him main guy, Patroclus, carry him armor, talk say “Make I go fight small.” He wear Achilles' gear go battlefield. People think say na Achilles show. Confidence high. But na set up. Hector — the main guy for Troy — jam Patroclus. Finish am.
When Achilles hear am?
Chai. Omo e pain am like heartbreak.
Anger wey he never feel before enter am. E no even gree talk. He just rise, wear armor, carry him correct sword and enter battlefield like thunder.
He chase Hector, beat am blue-black, finish am no mercy. Then he drag the guy body like danfo wey dey enter gutter, round the town.
But even madman dey calm one day.
The dead boy papa — King Priam — come the Greek camp in the middle of night. Baba old, kneel down, dey beg Achilles. “Abeg, give me my pikin body. I no get anything again.” Achilles look the man, remember him own papa. Na so the fire calm. He return Hector body.
But e no end there. One day, one guy wey no sabi fight — Paris — hold bow. Come dey hide. Come shoot arrow. God Apollo help am direct the thing go that small heel wey no touch river that year.
Boom. Achilles fall. Just like that.

But forget.
Even though he die young, Achilles na legend. E name go still dey reign like Fela own. Na so life be. Sometimes na small thing go bring down lion. But if you live with fire, them go remember your blaze.
Re: Story Of Achilles -the Baddest Guy Wey Heel Do Dirty" by brain54(m): 7:38pm On May 26, 2025
Interesting twist the way you told the story...

Captivating. I read every sentence with anticipation like I had never read the story before.

You try!
Re: Story Of Achilles -the Baddest Guy Wey Heel Do Dirty" by busariabeyx24(op): 7:39pm On May 26, 2025
brain54:
Interesting twist the way you told the story...

Captivating. I read every sentence with anticipation like I had never read the story before.

You try!
Thanks
Re: Story Of Achilles -the Baddest Guy Wey Heel Do Dirty" by papiSNEH: 9:43pm On May 26, 2025
you too much.... write another one
Re: Story Of Achilles -the Baddest Guy Wey Heel Do Dirty" by busariabeyx24(op): 9:57pm On May 26, 2025
papiSNEH:
you too much.... write another one
I'm happy you loved it. Which other one would you like me to write about?
Re: Story Of Achilles -the Baddest Guy Wey Heel Do Dirty" by papiSNEH: 8:53am On May 27, 2025
busariabeyx24:
I'm happy you loved it. Which other one would you like me to write about?
Alexander the Great
Re: Story Of Achilles -the Baddest Guy Wey Heel Do Dirty" by papiSNEH: 8:59am On May 27, 2025
busariabeyx24:
I'm happy you loved it. Which other one would you like me to write about?
Alexander the Great.. please write in pidgin
Re: Story Of Achilles -the Baddest Guy Wey Heel Do Dirty" by busariabeyx24(op): 11:04am On May 27, 2025
papiSNEH:
Alexander the Great
I'll do a write up of Alexander the great in pidgin. Follow me to get notified. Currently doing the write up
Re: Story Of Achilles -the Baddest Guy Wey Heel Do Dirty" by Hisroyalbadmeat(m): 5:34am On Jun 02, 2025
Good, like it cool
Re: Story Of Achilles -the Baddest Guy Wey Heel Do Dirty" by BeardedMeat(m): 6:31pm On Jun 08, 2025
Nice one cheesy
Re: Story Of Achilles -the Baddest Guy Wey Heel Do Dirty" by Adaisback(f): 7:48am On Jun 11, 2025
grin cheesy cheesy grin you made it interesting
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