₦airaland Forum

OgThanos:
Simply tell her you had a cut while at the barbing saloon with a public clipper..
Tell her the barber said your clipper wasn't sharp enough for the trimming and he cut you in the process of barbing your hair..

NwaAmaikpe:




Our forefathers are all crying non-stop in their graves because of what today's man has become just because of you.

How can a supposed dimkpa be this jittery just because his wife may find out that he has played okoso outside?
The rule book says that you should not cheat if you do not have the balls to cheat.

You shagged a lady with a condom, yet you still had to bother google because you fingered her as well. What will people like us who can't pour except we go raw then do, use ChatGPT?

Do not get me wrong, I will never try to endorse cheating because that will be overfloogging a dead horse. It is an accepted fact that 98% of all men with the means and the opportunity cheat.

So my anger with you here is not that you are remorseful about cheating, or paranoid about possibly being infected, but because you are terrified of your wife.

If you are this scared of your wife, she will be very justified if she leaves you; because remaining with a sissy is tantamount to same-sex marriage and women know this; that's why they'd always love bad boys unconditionally.

Your wife should be grateful to you for being considerate enough to treat your exposure first before whambamming her.

As a happily married, certified expert in cheating whose specialty is raw sex, I can authoritatively confirm to you that you have nothing to worry about.

To answer your final question, the only thing that can salvage this situation is professionally well-played mindgames.
Bring down hell and brimstone, question her trust for you and the future of your union since she now resorts to going through your pocket.

If you can not gaslight or turn the table on a woman, then you are not mature enough to be in a marriage.

NwaAmaikpe:




Our forefathers are all crying non-stop in their graves because of what today's man has become just because of you.

How can a supposed dimkpa be this jittery just because his wife may find out that he has played okoso outside?
The rule book says that you should not cheat if you do not have the balls to cheat.

You shagged a lady with a condom, yet you still had to bother google because you fingered her as well. What will people like us who can't pour except we go raw then do, use ChatGPT?

Do not get me wrong, I will never try to endorse cheating because that will be overfloogging a dead horse. It is an accepted fact that 98% of all men with the means and the opportunity cheat.

So my anger with you here is not that you are remorseful about cheating, or paranoid about possibly being infected, but because you are terrified of your wife.

If you are this scared of your wife, she will be very justified if she leaves you; because remaining with a sissy is tantamount to same-sex marriage and women know this; that's why they'd always love bad boys unconditionally.

Your wife should be grateful to you for being considerate enough to treat your exposure first before whambamming her.

As a happily married, certified expert in cheating whose specialty is raw sex, I can authoritatively confirm to you that you have nothing to worry about.

To answer your final question, the only thing that can salvage this situation is professionally well-played mindgames.
Bring down hell and brimstone, question her trust for you and the future of your union since she now resorts to going through your pocket.

If you can not gaslight or turn the table on a woman, then you are not mature enough to be in a marriage.

Obakoolex:
I don't know why people fear divorce this much

The truth is that if you are very valuable no one leaves you.... This goes to both husband and wife.

Paragonpric:
Not true...my cousin left her valuable rich husband based on infidelity issues, her husband cheated on her. She only asked him one question..""if I cheated on you in our marriage will you forgive and accept me back?"" He couldn't answer.

DrAkpa:
And she is dating married men now I believe

cococandy:
Don’t speak for women. I have news for you, being single or a single mother is not the worst thing that can happen to a woman. Many single women are better off than those living with their enemies in the name of husband. Who needs enemies when your husband is the number one person putting your heart and health at risk?

If my husband can leave me for cheating on him, I too can leave him for the same offense . Do you think this is a gotcha question? Maybe you’re used to women who are scared of being divorced that you think this kind of question will trip them up. You get the energy you give!

We are either in an open marriage or we’re not. It can’t be open on his end and closed on mine.

Women are not naturally created to be on the receiving end of heartache and abuse. I don’t know who lied to you all but you need to start unlearning all that BS.

If you don’t like my response, kiss a lit dynamite 😘

Ifeanyiifeko:
Wahalla go dey where when u neva cut ur hair for like one week 😁. Especially if she is literate to know that PEP is only quite successful, when taken within 3days.

Nna2025:
I don't have the virus. The risk is still minimal and here has not been any recorded case, but to just allay my fears I opted for PEP.

You may have to choose your words carefully

Paragonpric:
Not true...my cousin left her valuable rich husband based on infidelity issues, her husband cheated on her. She only asked him one question..""if I cheated on you in our marriage will you forgive and accept me back?"" He couldn't answer.

Shalommy:
Chaiii..guyz with lies! Op, just admit that you have the virus simple. Pls, divorce that innocent woman. Carry your cross in PEACE!

Shalommy:
Chaiii..guyz with lies! Op, just admit that you have the virus simple. Pls, divorce that innocent woman. Carry your cross in PEACE!

Peakdesign23:
You're very foolish for hurting her.

NotOfThisWorld:
A girl you've known for some time. Smh. Some of you married Nigerian men are just so damn shameless. You'll be married yet you'll be chasing after single women like hungry dogs. I've so many of you in my dm on a daily on fb and keep blocking and blocking and blocking. One idiot said he would leave his wife and two daughters for me in his first message. I'll be here all day if I start recalling all the nonsense I've read. Good thing I'm not in Nigeria, but if not me, they will still cheat with ladies in Nigeria. Shame on that girl for getting involved with you knowing fully well that you're married. It's your wives I feel sorry for. Arrant nonsense.

cococandy:
Don’t speak for women. I have news for you, being single or a single mother is not the worst thing that can happen to a woman. Many single women are better off than those living with their enemies in the name of husband. Who needs enemies when your husband is the number one person putting your heart and health at risk?

If my husband can leave me for cheating on him, I too can leave him for the same offense . Do you think this is a gotcha question? Maybe you’re used to women who are scared of being divorced that you think this kind of question will trip them up. You get the energy you give!

We are either in an open marriage or we’re not. It can’t be open on his end and closed on mine.

Women are not naturally created to be on the receiving end of heartache and abuse. I don’t know who lied to you all but you need to start unlearning all that BS.

If you don’t like my response, kiss a lit dynamite 😘

pocohantas:
Play am for speaker...🔊🔊🔊🔊

Ndi Endurance.

Nna2025:
Hello Nairalanders, I know we are very sensitive to cheating so I ask for forgiveness.

I had a fling with a girl I have known for sometime now, I used CD but at some point, I used my finger. I started reading about Hiv and the possiblity of contracting it through fingering. Although my readings says % is very low provided there is no fresh injury, however I opted for PEP to calm my nerves. ( Pep is a drug used, when you suspect an exposure to HIV, remember you have 36hours to take it or else it won't work)

I tore off the pack, hid it in something and kept it in my bag. My wife for whatever reason searched my bag, saw it googled it and came back shouting and screaming since last night. My only comment to her is let's go for hiv test And that the drug was for my asthma, I know she wants to take it somewhere for verification.

My only fear now is if I disclose the reason for taking PEP, then my marriage is in danger.


Anything I can do to salvage this situation, I do not have time. Please my people

NwaAmaikpe:


The OP should turn the table around and claim that he is suspecting his wife of infidelity and that is why he is using the PEP. The guy no smart.

Our forefathers are all crying non-stop in their graves because of what today's man has become just because of you.

How can a supposed dimkpa be this jittery just because his wife may find out that he has played okoso outside?
The rule book says that you should not cheat if you do not have the balls to cheat.

You shagged a lady with a condom, yet you still had to bother google because you fingered her as well. What will people like us who can't pour except we go raw then do, use ChatGPT?

Do not get me wrong, I will never try to endorse cheating because that will be overfloogging a dead horse. It is an accepted fact that 98% of all men with the means and the opportunity cheat.

So my anger with you here is not that you are remorseful about cheating, or paranoid about possibly being infected, but because you are terrified of your wife.

If you are this scared of your wife, she will be very justified if she leaves you; because remaining with a sissy is tantamount to same-sex marriage and women know this; that's why they'd always love bad boys unconditionally.

Your wife should be grateful to you for being considerate enough to treat your exposure first before whambamming her.

As a happily married, certified expert in cheating whose specialty is raw sex, I can authoritatively confirm to you that you have nothing to worry about.

To answer your final question, the only thing that can salvage this situation is professionally well-played mindgames.
Bring down hell and brimstone, question her trust for you and the future of your union since she now resorts to going through your pocket.

If you can not gaslight or turn the table on a woman, then you are not mature enough to be in a marriage.

NwaAmaikpe:




Our forefathers are all crying non-stop in their graves because of what today's man has become just because of you.

How can a supposed dimkpa be this jittery just because his wife may find out that he has played okoso outside?
The rule book says that you should not cheat if you do not have the balls to cheat.

You shagged a lady with a condom, yet you still had to bother google because you fingered her as well. What will people like us who can't pour except we go raw then do, use ChatGPT?

Do not get me wrong, I will never try to endorse cheating because that will be overfloogging a dead horse. It is an accepted fact that 98% of all men with the means and the opportunity cheat.

So my anger with you here is not that you are remorseful about cheating, or paranoid about possibly being infected, but because you are terrified of your wife.

If you are this scared of your wife, she will be very justified if she leaves you; because remaining with a sissy is tantamount to same-sex marriage and women know this; that's why they'd always love bad boys unconditionally.

Your wife should be grateful to you for being considerate enough to treat your exposure first before whambamming her.

As a happily married, certified expert in cheating whose specialty is raw sex, I can authoritatively confirm to you that you have nothing to worry about.

To answer your final question, the only thing that can salvage this situation is professionally well-played mindgames.
Bring down hell and brimstone, question her trust for you and the future of your union since she now resorts to going through your pocket.

If you can not gaslight or turn the table on a woman, then you are not mature enough to be in a marriage.

Obakoolex:
I don't know why people fear divorce this much

The truth is that if you are very valuable no one leaves you .... This goes to both husband and wife.

cococandy:
In 2025 dem dey use single mother threaten person? When the only difference between a single mother and woman married to one their kind is that the single mother is not laying next to her enemy every night. Shior

pocohantas:
They are so convinced these women forgive and love them deeply after. Many of them will be single if their wives can feed herself and the kids by next week. Sapa induced longetivity of marriage is what we have many in Nigeria.

NwaAmaikpe:




Our forefathers are all crying non-stop in their graves because of what today's man has become just because of you.

How can a supposed dimkpa be this jittery just because his wife may find out that he has played okoso outside?
The rule book says that you should not cheat if you do not have the balls to cheat.

You shagged a lady with a condom, yet you still had to bother google because you fingered her as well. What will people like us who can't pour except we go raw then do, use ChatGPT?

Do not get me wrong, I will never try to endorse cheating because that will be overfloogging a dead horse. It is an accepted fact that 98% of all men with the means and the opportunity cheat.

So my anger with you here is not that you are remorseful about cheating, or paranoid about possibly being infected, but because you are terrified of your wife.

If you are this scared of your wife, she will be very justified if she leaves you; because remaining with a sissy is tantamount to same-sex marriage and women know this; that's why they'd always love bad boys unconditionally.

Your wife should be grateful to you for being considerate enough to treat your exposure first before whambamming her.

As a happily married, certified expert in cheating whose specialty is raw sex, I can authoritatively confirm to you that you have nothing to worry about.

To answer your final question, the only thing that can salvage this situation is professionally well-played mindgames.
Bring down hell and brimstone, question her trust for you and the future of your union since she now resorts to going through your pocket.

If you can not gaslight or turn the table on a woman, then you are not mature enough to be in a marriage.