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It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by Brazino(op): 8:16am On Jun 25, 2025
I have a cousin(f) who lives in Delta state and works for a man. I think she works as a housemaid or something, she's my second cousin actually, and we have not seen or talked to each other on the phone for nearly 18yrs now. She's a distant relative.

I was told she stole her Boss' Money and ran from Delta to the village. We are from cross River State. When she returned home, she was everywhere flaunting her possessions and spending with reckless abandon right in the Village. A typical village where there's no light or mobile network.

Her mum was never bothered to ask her daughter how she made such amount of money by just merely working as a house girl. I heard she stole over 2MILLION naira. Her dad is late and she's the favorite child of her mum despite being the overall last child of over ten siblings from three wives.


When she finished squandering the money, she left the village and returned to same Delta State, and in less than a week, she ran into her former employer whose money she had earlier stolen. The man used Jazz to lure her back to the City. He confessed to it. Immediately this cousin of mine was arrested and locked up. When the village uncles were informed about her arrest in Delta state, the mum began to cry and she pleaded with her late husband's kinsmen to rescue her daughter.

Truth is, these villagers have never seen or touched 200k in their entire lives, so it is absolutely impossible for them to raise that money and pay back. They are all peasant farmers living in total poverty.

There's a very strong Deity in my village that is capable of solving almost all issues, especially issues of this kind where someone is in police net or about been sentenced to prison for a crime. This Deity when consulted, has the potency to overrule every judgement, once you get the jazz, travel to where the case is ongoing, go straight to the person in charge of the case and order him/her to release the suspect, the instructions would be obeyed instantly. It hypnotizes.

My uncle and another man want to go and get the jazz so they can travel to Delta State and get my cousin released. She's already been remanded. Now, the downside of this jazz is that after it has finished doing the job you instructed it to do, it will make you forget, like format your brain and make you forget to go back and appreciate it right in the shrine. It only needs a local female fowl. Just that. But after it works, you will completely forget ever using the services of the Deity and when that happens, it takes your own life in place of the fowl. It always needs blood. It gives me jobs as well.
My uncle and another relative are planning on getting this jazz tommorow and I've done everything to discourage him But no way. I've sent others to him to discourage him but no way. I'm not in the village and even reaching them via calls is a big issue cos there's no network there. No mast.
There's almost no way that one of two people going to get that jazz will not die. One of them will definitely kpai as soon as the jazz finish doing its job. And it is the person who stretches his hand to collect the jazz in the shrine that will die. Even the second person will forget to remind the other person to go back and appreciate the Deity.


My own dad is late and this is happening in my maternal village, my mum is unable to stop her brother from embarking on this dangerous adventure.

Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by SocialJustice: 8:26am On Jun 25, 2025
Na God dey save rich man o. After stealing a man's money, you want to use diety to silent him. Omo!
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by dangermouse(m): 8:28am On Jun 25, 2025
So what do you want us here to do? Just asking.

Why not buy a fowl and go sacrifice to the deity as soon as they collect the jazz?
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by NoahHadNoArk: 9:06am On Jun 25, 2025
dangermouse:
So what do you want us here to do? Just asking.

Why not buy a fowl and go sacrifice to the deity as soon as they collect the jazz?
He too will forget


No b jazz again?!🤣


Galatians 3:13.
Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, because it is written, Cursed is everyone who is hung on a tree.



PS I only added that passage to complete my 40 characters.

I hope it helps


My peace I leave you
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by Sonnobax15(m): 9:10am On Jun 25, 2025
lipsrsealed
Op,are you codedly advertising your village deity and how potent it's jazz are or what? undecided
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by Mom007(f): 9:45am On Jun 25, 2025
NoahHadNoArk:
He too will forget


No b jazz again?!🤣


Galatians 3:13.
Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, because it is written, Cursed is everyone who is hung on a tree.



PS I only added that passage to complete my 40 characters.

I hope it helps


My peace I leave you
Lol @ noah had no ark. How do u folks come up with these stuff? Really hilarious and creative I must say.
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by A4alpha: 1:21pm On Jun 25, 2025
Fake fake and deceptive, Op is codedly advertising his nonexistence village deity , if it's true when not get the juju jump inside central bank and tell the director to load N10Billion in your car boot.
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by Brazino(op): 2:05pm On Jun 25, 2025
A4alpha:
Fake fake and deceptive, Op is codedly advertising his nonexistence village deity , if it's true when not get the juju jump inside central bank and tell the director to load N10Billion in your car boot.
Some of u reason somehow honestly. You don't believe in the potency of deity, but you believe in the existence of the Devil. You're still a learner
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by Ishilove:
The devil never gives you anything free of charge. Shey this juju no get name? We know Okija juju, we know Ayelala, but your Calabar juju is unknown.

Why not get someone to make a live video of your uncle and his companion, and in that video he will remind himself to carry that hen sacrifice back to that demon (yes, it is a blood sucking demon that manipulates people into entering into covenants and failing to honour the covenant).

Left to me, you people are supposed to leave that thieving cousin of yours to suffer for her sins. See as she and her greedy, enabling mother are about to cause disaster in your family.
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by ChybuzzDD(m): 2:02pm On Jun 26, 2025
Brazino:
I have a cousin(f) who lives in Delta state and works for a man. I think she works as a housemaid or something, she's my second cousin actually, and we have not seen or talked to each other on the phone for nearly 18yrs now. She's a distant relative.
I was told she stole her Boss's Money and ran from Delta to the village. We are from cross River State. When she returned home, she was everywhere flaunting her possessions and spending with reckless abandon right in the Village. A typical village where there's no light or mobile network. Her mum was never bothered to ask her daughter how she made such amount of money by just merely working as a house girl. I heard she stole over 2MILLION naira. Her dad is late and she's the favorite child of her mum despite being the overall last child of over ten siblings from three wives.
When she finished squandering the money, she left the village and returned to same Delta State, and in less than a week, she ran into her former employer whose money she had earlier stolen. The man used Jazz to lure her back to the City. He confessed to it. Immediately this cousin of mine was arrested and locked up. When the village uncles were informed about her arrest in Delta state, the mum began to cry and she pleaded with her late husband's kinsmen to rescue her daughter. Truth is, these villagers have never seen or touched 200k in their entire lives, so it is absolutely impossible for them to raise that money and pay back. They are all peasant farmers living in total poverty.
There's a very strong Deity in my village that is capable of solving almost all issues, especially issues of this kind where someone is in police net or about been sentenced to prison for a crime. This Deity when consulted, has the potency to overrule every judgement, once you get the jazz, travel to where the case is ongoing, go straight to the person in charge of the case and order him/her to release the suspect, the instructions would be obeyed instantly. It hypnotizes.
My uncle and another man want to go and get the jazz so they can travel to Delta State and get my cousin released. She's already been remanded. Now, the downside of this jazz is that after it has finished doing the job you instructed it to do, it will make you forget, like format your brain and make you forget to go back and appreciate it right in the shrine. It only needs a local female fowl. Just that. But after it works, you will completely forget ever using the services of the Deity and when that happens, it takes your own life in place of the fowl. It always needs blood. It gives me jobs as well.
My uncle and another relative are planning on getting this jazz tommorow and I've done everything to discourage him But no way. I've sent others to him to discourage him but no way. I'm not in the village and even reaching them via calls is a big issue cos there's no network there. No mast.
There's almost no way that one of two people going to get that jazz will not die. One of them will definitely kpai as soon as the jazz finish doing its job. And it is the person who stretches his hand to collect the jazz in the shrine that will die. Even the second person will forget to remind the other person to go back and appreciate the Deity.
My own dad is late and this is happening in my maternal village, my mum is unable to stop her brother from embarking on this dangerous adventure.
Just imagine the kind of thrash you guys believe in your remote village.

You've just strengthened the fact that superstitious beliefs thrive on the background of ignorance and poverty
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by Emvicprints1: 5:01pm On Jun 26, 2025
Op please tell your village people to collect plenty of the jazz and release us from politicians.
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by Starboytwo(m): 5:08pm On Jun 26, 2025
Do video, put it on your phone to remind you that you collect jazz.

Set alarm/notifications to remind you say you collect jazz.

Write letter, paste it behind your door, another one in front of the TV, and another on the ceiling reminding you about the outstanding jazz you owe the deity...

Shikena.
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by Ishilove: 5:40pm On Jun 26, 2025
NoahHadNoArk:
He too will forget


No b jazz again?!🤣


Galatians 3:13.
Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, because it is written, Cursed is everyone who is hung on a tree.



PS I only added that passage to complete my 40 characters.

I hope it helps


My peace I leave you
Christ has redeemed mankind, but mankind will still willingly carry his two left legs to go enter demonic, bloodsucking covenant with his open eyes.
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by dapsoneh: 6:03pm On Jun 26, 2025
Boos of the year
I love this
Some people think theu can steal from anyone and et away wit it
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by haybhi1(m): 6:04pm On Jun 26, 2025
Lies lying to lies. Juju ko, vudu ni.

Juju wey dey select judgements no be juju
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by Houseofglam7(f): 6:05pm On Jun 26, 2025
On today’s episode of Tales By The Bonfire 🔥


Well done!
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by hahn(m): 6:06pm On Jun 26, 2025
Can't you set a reminder on your phone to remind you of when to go back to appreciate the deity?
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by aribisala0(m): 6:06pm On Jun 26, 2025
Brazino:
I have a cousin(f) who lives in Delta state and works for a man. I think she works as a housemaid or something, she's my second cousin actually, and we have not seen or talked to each other on the phone for nearly 18yrs now. She's a distant relative.

I was told she stole her Boss' Money and ran from Delta to the village. We are from cross River State. When she returned home, she was everywhere flaunting her possessions and spending with reckless abandon right in the Village. A typical village where there's no light or mobile network.

Her mum was never bothered to ask her daughter how she made such amount of money by just merely working as a house girl. I heard she stole over 2MILLION naira. Her dad is late and she's the favorite child of her mum despite being the overall last child of over ten siblings from three wives.


When she finished squandering the money, she left the village and returned to same Delta State, and in less than a week, she ran into her former employer whose money she had earlier stolen. The man used Jazz to lure her back to the City. He confessed to it. Immediately this cousin of mine was arrested and locked up. When the village uncles were informed about her arrest in Delta state, the mum began to cry and she pleaded with her late husband's kinsmen to rescue her daughter.

Truth is, these villagers have never seen or touched 200k in their entire lives, so it is absolutely impossible for them to raise that money and pay back. They are all peasant farmers living in total poverty.

There's a very strong Deity in my village that is capable of solving almost all issues, especially issues of this kind where someone is in police net or about been sentenced to prison for a crime. This Deity when consulted, has the potency to overrule every judgement, once you get the jazz, travel to where the case is ongoing, go straight to the person in charge of the case and order him/her to release the suspect, the instructions would be obeyed instantly. It hypnotizes.

My uncle and another man want to go and get the jazz so they can travel to Delta State and get my cousin released. She's already been remanded. Now, the downside of this jazz is that after it has finished doing the job you instructed it to do, it will make you forget, like format your brain and make you forget to go back and appreciate it right in the shrine. It only needs a local female fowl. Just that. But after it works, you will completely forget ever using the services of the Deity and when that happens, it takes your own life in place of the fowl. It always needs blood. It gives me jobs as well.
My uncle and another relative are planning on getting this jazz tommorow and I've done everything to discourage him But no way. I've sent others to him to discourage him but no way. I'm not in the village and even reaching them via calls is a big issue cos there's no network there. No mast.
There's almost no way that one of two people going to get that jazz will not die. One of them will definitely kpai as soon as the jazz finish doing its job. And it is the person who stretches his hand to collect the jazz in the shrine that will die. Even the second person will forget to remind the other person to go back and appreciate the Deity.


My own dad is late and this is happening in my maternal village, my mum is unable to stop her brother from embarking on this dangerous adventure.
Can you arrange to connect Hushpuppi to this deity so he can be released?
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by Lifestone(m):
Brazino:
Some of u reason somehow honestly. You don't believe in the potency of deity, but you believe in the existence of the Devil. You're still a learner
But the guy made a suggestion, why not try that instead of suffering up and down
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by haybhi1(m): 6:07pm On Jun 26, 2025
Juju wey no fit give sure 2 odds. Only 2 odds o. Loooool... Seun 30 characters are irrelevant. My point doesn't require many impactless words sometimes.
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by Hisroyalbadmeat(m): 6:07pm On Jun 26, 2025
Coded advert, Abobi this format don cast, try another one, Gosh Wata Bam Bam cheesy
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by PlsStayAlive: 6:07pm On Jun 26, 2025
Starboytwo:
Do video, put it on your phone to remind you that you collect jazz.

Set alarm/notifications to remind you say you collect jazz.

Write letter, paste it behind your door, another one in front of the TV, and another on the ceiling reminding you about the outstanding jazz you owe the deity...

Shikena.
The phone will be stolen, the house will burn na, as per Na jazz 😂😂😂
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by TotoSuckker: 6:07pm On Jun 26, 2025
How does this change the fact that I have not seen fresh tow t0w for 1 week now? angry
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by ElevationD: 6:08pm On Jun 26, 2025
Agaracha must come back. Cunning man die, cunning man bury after. After running dem come count the mile.
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by flexyrule(m):
Great story.

I borrowed one contractor a sizeable amount of money three years ago.

We had an agreement that he would pay back after 3 months.

The transaction was done based on the trust and personal guarantee of a senator, DOF and a well-recognised political figure.

The man defaulted on the loan and at some point clearly said that he won't pay back.

I petitioned the office of the IG, I wrote to ICPC, even the minister that signed the contract was aware of the matter... The man refused to pay!

Now talking about juju... Baba, there's no juju that this case didn't enter their shrine. From East to West, South to North. I have boys that just one phone call, they will run sh*t for me without ecen asking for a penny. Even that cross River state sef, men visited two places... Shi shi no fall out.

Las Las... I did a petition to the EFCC and they recovered part of the money for me...

I won't say juju doesn't exist or isn't potent, yeah, back in the days, I saw anti-metal work..

But mehn... After my ordeal with that contractor... I stopped believing that those things work.

It's my opinion though... Based on personal experience.

Anyway... best wishes to you and your cousin.
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by judewrites: 6:10pm On Jun 26, 2025
Whether Dem call am juju, or jazz, it's all activities of demons.

Just like in the military, demons rank in various levels of power over many people, that's why some problems prove more difficult and dieties/n.doctors more powerful than others.

But all their powers get limit....they can't surpass God Almighty.
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by haybhi1(m): 6:10pm On Jun 26, 2025
Lol... no be to set alarms as to when to buy female fowls so pezin no go forget?

Lol... why e hard
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by Sapiosexuality(m): 6:10pm On Jun 26, 2025
Lol. JuJu or human behaviour. Where else was she supposed to go after squandering the stolen funds if not familiar territory?
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by israelmao(m):
Brazino:
I have a cousin(f) who lives in Delta state and works for a man. I think she works as a housemaid or something, she's my second cousin actually, and we have not seen or talked to each other on the phone for nearly 18yrs now. She's a distant relative.

I was told she stole her Boss' Money and ran from Delta to the village. We are from cross River State. When she returned home, she was everywhere flaunting her possessions and spending with reckless abandon right in the Village. A typical village where there's no light or mobile network.

Her mum was never bothered to ask her daughter how she made such amount of money by just merely working as a house girl. I heard she stole over 2MILLION naira. Her dad is late and she's the favorite child of her mum despite being the overall last child of over ten siblings from three wives.


When she finished squandering the money, she left the village and returned to same Delta State, and in less than a week, she ran into her former employer whose money she had earlier stolen. The man used Jazz to lure her back to the City. He confessed to it. Immediately this cousin of mine was arrested and locked up. When the village uncles were informed about her arrest in Delta state, the mum began to cry and she pleaded with her late husband's kinsmen to rescue her daughter.

Truth is, these villagers have never seen or touched 200k in their entire lives, so it is absolutely impossible for them to raise that money and pay back. They are all peasant farmers living in total poverty.

There's a very strong Deity in my village that is capable of solving almost all issues, especially issues of this kind where someone is in police net or about been sentenced to prison for a crime. This Deity when consulted, has the potency to overrule every judgement, once you get the jazz, travel to where the case is ongoing, go straight to the person in charge of the case and order him/her to release the suspect, the instructions would be obeyed instantly. It hypnotizes.

My uncle and another man want to go and get the jazz so they can travel to Delta State and get my cousin released. She's already been remanded. Now, the downside of this jazz is that after it has finished doing the job you instructed it to do, it will make you forget, like format your brain and make you forget to go back and appreciate it right in the shrine. It only needs a local female fowl. Just that. But after it works, you will completely forget ever using the services of the Deity and when that happens, it takes your own life in place of the fowl. It always needs blood. It gives me jobs as well.
My uncle and another relative are planning on getting this jazz tommorow and I've done everything to discourage him But no way. I've sent others to him to discourage him but no way. I'm not in the village and even reaching them via calls is a big issue cos there's no network there. No mast.
There's almost no way that one of two people going to get that jazz will not die. One of them will definitely kpai as soon as the jazz finish doing its job. And it is the person who stretches his hand to collect the jazz in the shrine that will die. Even the second person will forget to remind the other person to go back and appreciate the Deity.


My own dad is late and this is happening in my maternal village, my mum is unable to stop her brother from embarking on this dangerous adventure.
The portion highlighted may be a selling point intended to attract fraudsters and criminals who could grab this opportunity to cover up their heinous crimes.
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by Sijo01(f): 6:11pm On Jun 26, 2025
In other words, your village jazz gives with its right hand and collect something greater with its left hand cheesy
Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by mirrael68(m): 6:11pm On Jun 26, 2025
Brazino:
I have a cousin(f) who lives in Delta state and works for a man. I think she works as a housemaid or something, she's my second cousin actually, and we have not seen or talked to each other on the phone for nearly 18yrs now. She's a distant relative.

I was told she stole her Boss' Money and ran from Delta to the village. We are from cross River State. When she returned home, she was everywhere flaunting her possessions and spending with reckless abandon right in the Village. A typical village where there's no light or mobile network.

Her mum was never bothered to ask her daughter how she made such amount of money by just merely working as a house girl. I heard she stole over 2MILLION naira. Her dad is late and she's the favorite child of her mum despite being the overall last child of over ten siblings from three wives.


When she finished squandering the money, she left the village and returned to same Delta State, and in less than a week, she ran into her former employer whose money she had earlier stolen. The man used Jazz to lure her back to the City. He confessed to it. Immediately this cousin of mine was arrested and locked up. When the village uncles were informed about her arrest in Delta state, the mum began to cry and she pleaded with her late husband's kinsmen to rescue her daughter.

Truth is, these villagers have never seen or touched 200k in their entire lives, so it is absolutely impossible for them to raise that money and pay back. They are all peasant farmers living in total poverty.

There's a very strong Deity in my village that is capable of solving almost all issues, especially issues of this kind where someone is in police net or about been sentenced to prison for a crime. This Deity when consulted, has the potency to overrule every judgement, once you get the jazz, travel to where the case is ongoing, go straight to the person in charge of the case and order him/her to release the suspect, the instructions would be obeyed instantly. It hypnotizes.

My uncle and another man want to go and get the jazz so they can travel to Delta State and get my cousin released. She's already been remanded. Now, the downside of this jazz is that after it has finished doing the job you instructed it to do, it will make you forget, like format your brain and make you forget to go back and appreciate it right in the shrine. It only needs a local female fowl. Just that. But after it works, you will completely forget ever using the services of the Deity and when that happens, it takes your own life in place of the fowl. It always needs blood. It gives me jobs as well.
My uncle and another relative are planning on getting this jazz tommorow and I've done everything to discourage him But no way. I've sent others to him to discourage him but no way. I'm not in the village and even reaching them via calls is a big issue cos there's no network there. No mast.
There's almost no way that one of two people going to get that jazz will not die. One of them will definitely kpai as soon as the jazz finish doing its job. And it is the person who stretches his hand to collect the jazz in the shrine that will die. Even the second person will forget to remind the other person to go back and appreciate the Deity.


My own dad is late and this is happening in my maternal village, my mum is unable to stop her brother from embarking on this dangerous adventure.
With your two open eyes you want to eat your cake and still have it. Devil deception through and through. She had done the crime , let her do the time, simple. All that jazz rubbish is just a backyard demonic deception to enslave some people.
Why not repent, confess to the man who was wronged and believe God for His mercies?
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