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You can remind them now since you are aware of their adventures

This story is faker than boobs made out of silicone

Africa is in trouble. This is 2025. Everything is still interpreted from the lense of superstition?

kk we don hear, waiting con concern us now? or how can we help you?

Brazino:
I have a cousin(f) who lives in Delta state and works for a man. I think she works as a housemaid or something, she's my second cousin actually, and we have not seen or talked to each other on the phone for nearly 18yrs now. She's a distant relative.

I was told she stole her Boss' Money and ran from Delta to the village. We are from cross River State. When she returned home, she was everywhere flaunting her possessions and spending with reckless abandon right in the Village. A typical village where there's no light or mobile network.

Her mum was never bothered to ask her daughter how she made such amount of money by just merely working as a house girl. I heard she stole over 2MILLION naira. Her dad is late and she's the favorite child of her mum despite being the overall last child of over ten siblings from three wives.


When she finished squandering the money, she left the village and returned to same Delta State, and in less than a week, she ran into her former employer whose money she had earlier stolen. The man used Jazz to lure her back to the City. He confessed to it. Immediately this cousin of mine was arrested and locked up. When the village uncles were informed about her arrest in Delta state, the mum began to cry and she pleaded with her late husband's kinsmen to rescue her daughter.

Truth is, these villagers have never seen or touched 200k in their entire lives, so it is absolutely impossible for them to raise that money and pay back. They are all peasant farmers living in total poverty.

There's a very strong Deity in my village that is capable of solving almost all issues, especially issues of this kind where someone is in police net or about been sentenced to prison for a crime. This Deity when consulted, has the potency to overrule every judgement, once you get the jazz, travel to where the case is ongoing, go straight to the person in charge of the case and order him/her to release the suspect, the instructions would be obeyed instantly. It hypnotizes.

My uncle and another man want to go and get the jazz so they can travel to Delta State and get my cousin released. She's already been remanded. Now, the downside of this jazz is that after it has finished doing the job you instructed it to do, it will make you forget, like format your brain and make you forget to go back and appreciate it right in the shrine. It only needs a local female fowl. Just that. But after it works, you will completely forget ever using the services of the Deity and when that happens, it takes your own life in place of the fowl. It always needs blood. It gives me jobs as well.
My uncle and another relative are planning on getting this jazz tommorow and I've done everything to discourage him But no way. I've sent others to him to discourage him but no way. I'm not in the village and even reaching them via calls is a big issue cos there's no network there. No mast.
There's almost no way that one of two people going to get that jazz will not die. One of them will definitely kpai as soon as the jazz finish doing its job. And it is the person who stretches his hand to collect the jazz in the shrine that will die. Even the second person will forget to remind the other person to go back and appreciate the Deity.


My own dad is late and this is happening in my maternal village, my mum is unable to stop her brother from embarking on this dangerous adventure.

Wuna village juju won't work, come back and quote me after their trip to asaba🤷

dangermouse:
So what do you want us here to do? Just asking.

Why not buy a fowl and go sacrifice to the deity as soon as they collect the jazz?

The same reason why the person they will be telling to release a remanded person will forget not to do it is the same reason they also will forget to go back to thank the deity.... It's a loop it's science

What is the point here ? You bring juju case come Nairaland for us. Watin man wan do now.

Imagine what’s on nairaland front page! You’d have to feel sorry for the Op and the Mod that brought this piece of thrash to the front page.

A girl stole money, ran to the village, squandered her loot, went back, stupid story of some deity, bla bla bla.

She is just foolish enough to return, no be juju dragged her back

This predicament really sound funny in the first place, but the reality is that, someone is about become scapegoat

But if may ask, what is that sacrify that you made that give you job?

if not for the hight price of dstv subscription, i would have watch a movie with similar story line on Africa Magic Epic.

It's good to have family o. Even mad people and criminals have family

Ishilove:
The devil never gives you anything free of charge. Shey this juju no get name? We know Okija juju, we know Ayelala, but your Calabar juju is unknown.

Why not get someone to make a live video of your uncle and his companion, and in that video he will remind himself to carry that hen sacrifice back to that demon (yes, it is a blood sucking demon that manipulates people into entering into covenants and failing to honour the covenant).

Left to me, you people are supposed to leave that thieving cousin of yours to suffer for her sins. See as she and her greedy, enabling mother is about to cause disaster in your family.

Gbamsulotely,

Let me add this Prayers

Any power ,spirit or personality, reporting me to different ALTARs, shrines, Covens and the kingdom of darkness, Run Mad and die the death of the uncircumcised in Jesus Name Amen Hallelujah...... Haha 😂

dangermouse:
So what do you want us here to do? Just asking.

Why not buy a fowl and go sacrifice to the deity as soon as they collect the jazz?

You must be heartless to be supporting evil. I hope you know that what goes around comes around

Brazino:
I have a cousin(f) who lives in Delta state and works for a man. I think she works as a housemaid or something, she's my second cousin actually, and we have not seen or talked to each other on the phone for nearly 18yrs now. She's a distant relative.

I was told she stole her Boss' Money and ran from Delta to the village. We are from cross River State. When she returned home, she was everywhere flaunting her possessions and spending with reckless abandon right in the Village. A typical village where there's no light or mobile network.

Her mum was never bothered to ask her daughter how she made such amount of money by just merely working as a house girl. I heard she stole over 2MILLION naira. Her dad is late and she's the favorite child of her mum despite being the overall last child of over ten siblings from three wives.


When she finished squandering the money, she left the village and returned to same Delta State, and in less than a week, she ran into her former employer whose money she had earlier stolen. The man used Jazz to lure her back to the City. He confessed to it. Immediately this cousin of mine was arrested and locked up. When the village uncles were informed about her arrest in Delta state, the mum began to cry and she pleaded with her late husband's kinsmen to rescue her daughter.

Truth is, these villagers have never seen or touched 200k in their entire lives, so it is absolutely impossible for them to raise that money and pay back. They are all peasant farmers living in total poverty.

[b]There's a very strong Deity in my village that is capable of solving almost all issues, especially issues of this kind where someone is in police net or about been sentenced to prison for a crime. This Deity when consulted, has the potency to overrule every judgement, once you get the jazz, travel to where the case is ongoing, go straight to the person in charge of the case and order him/her to release the suspect, the instructions would be obeyed instantly. It hypnotizes.

My uncle and another man want to go and get the jazz so they can travel to Delta State and get my cousin released. She's already been remanded. Now, the downside of this jazz is that after it has finished doing the job you instructed it to do, it will make you forget, like format your brain and make you forget to go back and appreciate it right in the shrine. It only needs a local female fowl. Just that. But after it works, you will completely forget ever using the services of the Deity and when that happens, it takes your own life in place of the fowl. It always needs blood. It gives me jobs as well.[/b]

My uncle and another relative are planning on getting this jazz tommorow and I've done everything to discourage him But no way. I've sent others to him to discourage him but no way. I'm not in the village and even reaching them via calls is a big issue cos there's no network there. No mast.

There's almost no way that one of two people going to get that jazz will not die. One of them will definitely kpai as soon as the jazz finish doing its job. And it is the person who stretches his hand to collect the jazz in the shrine that will die. Even the second person will forget to remind the other person to go back and appreciate the Deity.


My own dad is late and this is happening in my maternal village, my mum is unable to stop her brother from embarking on this dangerous adventure.

I find the story right ABOVE to be totally unbelievable. It sounds surreal to me. You want to use "jazz" from a Cross River State deity to strike a former employer from Delta State who earlier used "jazz" to recall to Delta State his former female house keeper who ran off with her male employer's N2 million? That's totally on another level!

Then you will keep reminding them of what needs to be done. Or should I remind you? Just keep the thread updated, so that you can spare the life of your uncle.

Sccarrr:
She is just foolish enough to return, no be juju dragged her back

My exact thought.

As money don finish, she started missing the Asaba vibes and easy money she was making....

She thought that she could hustle on a low..

If the juju was potent, she would have reported straight to the man's house from the village.

Looks like a case of coincidence.

Immediately i started the tori and read the part a house help stole and ran to the village I already knew it was cross river ie ogoja, na them way. The fastest way to get in trouble is to introduce one of them as house help, them go immediately thief and run to their village to flex. I have had lots of experience with them.
Anyway OP since you wount forget, why not time them, once you find out they have left for delta you sef take the fown there or get a neutral person to go deliver 2 fowls to the shrine, atleast you will not forget to neither will the messanger.

Brazino:
I have a cousin(f) who lives in Delta state and works for a man. I think she works as a housemaid or something, she's my second cousin actually, and we have not seen or talked to each other on the phone for nearly 18yrs now. She's a distant relative.

I was told she stole her Boss' Money and ran from Delta to the village. We are from cross River State. When she returned home, she was everywhere flaunting her possessions and spending with reckless abandon right in the Village. A typical village where there's no light or mobile network.

Her mum was never bothered to ask her daughter how she made such amount of money by just merely working as a house girl. I heard she stole over 2MILLION naira. Her dad is late and she's the favorite child of her mum despite being the overall last child of over ten siblings from three wives.


When she finished squandering the money, she left the village and returned to same Delta State, and in less than a week, she ran into her former employer whose money she had earlier stolen. The man used Jazz to lure her back to the City. He confessed to it. Immediately this cousin of mine was arrested and locked up. When the village uncles were informed about her arrest in Delta state, the mum began to cry and she pleaded with her late husband's kinsmen to rescue her daughter.

Truth is, these villagers have never seen or touched 200k in their entire lives, so it is absolutely impossible for them to raise that money and pay back. They are all peasant farmers living in total poverty.

There's a very strong Deity in my village that is capable of solving almost all issues, especially issues of this kind where someone is in police net or about been sentenced to prison for a crime. This Deity when consulted, has the potency to overrule every judgement, once you get the jazz, travel to where the case is ongoing, go straight to the person in charge of the case and order him/her to release the suspect, the instructions would be obeyed instantly. It hypnotizes.

My uncle and another man want to go and get the jazz so they can travel to Delta State and get my cousin released. She's already been remanded. Now, the downside of this jazz is that after it has finished doing the job you instructed it to do, it will make you forget, like format your brain and make you forget to go back and appreciate it right in the shrine. It only needs a local female fowl. Just that. But after it works, you will completely forget ever using the services of the Deity and when that happens, it takes your own life in place of the fowl. It always needs blood. It gives me jobs as well.
My uncle and another relative are planning on getting this jazz tommorow and I've done everything to discourage him But no way. I've sent others to him to discourage him but no way. I'm not in the village and even reaching them via calls is a big issue cos there's no network there. No mast.
There's almost no way that one of two people going to get that jazz will not die. One of them will definitely kpai as soon as the jazz finish doing its job. And it is the person who stretches his hand to collect the jazz in the shrine that will die. Even the second person will forget to remind the other person to go back and appreciate the Deity.


My own dad is late and this is happening in my maternal village, my mum is unable to stop her brother from embarking on this dangerous adventure.

Abeg which community b dat? Am frm CRS I want go borrow money from bank, maybe after I use de services of d deity bank manager go forget my loan

Scammer looking to lure potential mugu.
Gullible ones will dm him.

Brazino:
I have a cousin(f) who lives in Delta state and works for a man. I think she works as a housemaid or something, she's my second cousin actually, and we have not seen or talked to each other on the phone for nearly 18yrs now. She's a distant relative.

I was told she stole her Boss' Money and ran from Delta to the village. We are from cross River State. When she returned home, she was everywhere flaunting her possessions and spending with reckless abandon right in the Village. A typical village where there's no light or mobile network.

Her mum was never bothered to ask her daughter how she made such amount of money by just merely working as a house girl. I heard she stole over 2MILLION naira. Her dad is late and she's the favorite child of her mum despite being the overall last child of over ten siblings from three wives.


When she finished squandering the money, she left the village and returned to same Delta State, and in less than a week, she ran into her former employer whose money she had earlier stolen. The man used Jazz to lure her back to the City. He confessed to it. Immediately this cousin of mine was arrested and locked up. When the village uncles were informed about her arrest in Delta state, the mum began to cry and she pleaded with her late husband's kinsmen to rescue her daughter.

Truth is, these villagers have never seen or touched 200k in their entire lives, so it is absolutely impossible for them to raise that money and pay back. They are all peasant farmers living in total poverty.

There's a very strong Deity in my village that is capable of solving almost all issues, especially issues of this kind where someone is in police net or about been sentenced to prison for a crime. This Deity when consulted, has the potency to overrule every judgement, once you get the jazz, travel to where the case is ongoing, go straight to the person in charge of the case and order him/her to release the suspect, the instructions would be obeyed instantly. It hypnotizes.

My uncle and another man want to go and get the jazz so they can travel to Delta State and get my cousin released. She's already been remanded. Now, the downside of this jazz is that after it has finished doing the job you instructed it to do, it will make you forget, like format your brain and make you forget to go back and appreciate it right in the shrine. It only needs a local female fowl. Just that. But after it works, you will completely forget ever using the services of the Deity and when that happens, it takes your own life in place of the fowl. It always needs blood. It gives me jobs as well.
My uncle and another relative are planning on getting this jazz tommorow and I've done everything to discourage him But no way. I've sent others to him to discourage him but no way. I'm not in the village and even reaching them via calls is a big issue cos there's no network there. No mast.
There's almost no way that one of two people going to get that jazz will not die. One of them will definitely kpai as soon as the jazz finish doing its job. And it is the person who stretches his hand to collect the jazz in the shrine that will die. Even the second person will forget to remind the other person to go back and appreciate the Deity.


My own dad is late and this is happening in my maternal village, my mum is unable to stop her brother from embarking on this dangerous adventure.

It gives you jobs but it kills other people. This is how you people tell nonsense tales and cause people to go looking for money making rituals.

ChybuzzDD:
Just imagine the kind of thrash you guys believe in your remote village.

You've just strengthened the fact that superstitious beliefs thrive on the background of ignorance and poverty

All ye woke people!

Demons exist, if you don't know. And they have power over those that are not saved. Granted that demons manifest and flourish where there is darkness(lack of knowledge et al) , that doesn't mean they don't exist. Take them for granted at your own peril.

Brazino:
I have a cousin(f) who lives in Delta state and works for a man. I think she works as a housemaid or something, she's my second cousin actually, and we have not seen or talked to each other on the phone for nearly 18yrs now. She's a distant relative.

I was told she stole her Boss' Money and ran from Delta to the village. We are from cross River State. When she returned home, she was everywhere flaunting her possessions and spending with reckless abandon right in the Village. A typical village where there's no light or mobile network.

Her mum was never bothered to ask her daughter how she made such amount of money by just merely working as a house girl. I heard she stole over 2MILLION naira. Her dad is late and she's the favorite child of her mum despite being the overall last child of over ten siblings from three wives.


When she finished squandering the money, she left the village and returned to same Delta State, and in less than a week, she ran into her former employer whose money she had earlier stolen. The man used Jazz to lure her back to the City. He confessed to it. Immediately this cousin of mine was arrested and locked up. When the village uncles were informed about her arrest in Delta state, the mum began to cry and she pleaded with her late husband's kinsmen to rescue her daughter.

Truth is, these villagers have never seen or touched 200k in their entire lives, so it is absolutely impossible for them to raise that money and pay back. They are all peasant farmers living in total poverty.

There's a very strong Deity in my village that is capable of solving almost all issues, especially issues of this kind where someone is in police net or about been sentenced to prison for a crime. This Deity when consulted, has the potency to overrule every judgement, once you get the jazz, travel to where the case is ongoing, go straight to the person in charge of the case and order him/her to release the suspect, the instructions would be obeyed instantly. It hypnotizes.

My uncle and another man want to go and get the jazz so they can travel to Delta State and get my cousin released. She's already been remanded. Now, the downside of this jazz is that after it has finished doing the job you instructed it to do, it will make you forget, like format your brain and make you forget to go back and appreciate it right in the shrine. It only needs a local female fowl. Just that. But after it works, you will completely forget ever using the services of the Deity and when that happens, it takes your own life in place of the fowl. It always needs blood. It gives me jobs as well.
My uncle and another relative are planning on getting this jazz tommorow and I've done everything to discourage him But no way. I've sent others to him to discourage him but no way. I'm not in the village and even reaching them via calls is a big issue cos there's no network there. No mast.
There's almost no way that one of two people going to get that jazz will not die. One of them will definitely kpai as soon as the jazz finish doing its job. And it is the person who stretches his hand to collect the jazz in the shrine that will die. Even the second person will forget to remind the other person to go back and appreciate the Deity.


My own dad is late and this is happening in my maternal village, my mum is unable to stop her brother from embarking on this dangerous adventure.

if no be sey dem dey local , dem for set alarm for phone make e dey remind them everytime .

A4alpha:
Fake fake and deceptive, Op is codedly advertising his nonexistence village deity , if it's true when not get the juju jump inside central bank and tell the director to load N10Billion in your car boot.

absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

simply, that u think it doesnt exist, doesn't mean it doesn't exist... vice versa.

She messed with the wrong boss. That one no send at all.

ChybuzzDD:
Just imagine the kind of thrash you guys believe in your remote village.

You've just strengthened the fact that superstitious beliefs thrive on the background of ignorance and poverty

What is the difference between this and believing that a Jewish man being killed on a cross saves one from one's sins and gives one eternal life?

Op you dey advertise hr village jazz...you want make person dm you.

Brazino:
I have a cousin(f) who lives in Delta state and works for a man. I think she works as a housemaid or something, she's my second cousin actually, and we have not seen or talked to each other on the phone for nearly 18yrs now. She's a distant relative.

I was told she stole her Boss' Money and ran from Delta to the village. We are from cross River State. When she returned home, she was everywhere flaunting her possessions and spending with reckless abandon right in the Village. A typical village where there's no light or mobile network.

Her mum was never bothered to ask her daughter how she made such amount of money by just merely working as a house girl. I heard she stole over 2MILLION naira. Her dad is late and she's the favorite child of her mum despite being the overall last child of over ten siblings from three wives.


When she finished squandering the money, she left the village and returned to same Delta State, and in less than a week, she ran into her former employer whose money she had earlier stolen. The man used Jazz to lure her back to the City. He confessed to it. Immediately this cousin of mine was arrested and locked up. When the village uncles were informed about her arrest in Delta state, the mum began to cry and she pleaded with her late husband's kinsmen to rescue her daughter.

Truth is, these villagers have never seen or touched 200k in their entire lives, so it is absolutely impossible for them to raise that money and pay back. They are all peasant farmers living in total poverty.

There's a very strong Deity in my village that is capable of solving almost all issues, especially issues of this kind where someone is in police net or about been sentenced to prison for a crime. This Deity when consulted, has the potency to overrule every judgement, once you get the jazz, travel to where the case is ongoing, go straight to the person in charge of the case and order him/her to release the suspect, the instructions would be obeyed instantly. It hypnotizes.

My uncle and another man want to go and get the jazz so they can travel to Delta State and get my cousin released. She's already been remanded. Now, the downside of this jazz is that after it has finished doing the job you instructed it to do, it will make you forget, like format your brain and make you forget to go back and appreciate it right in the shrine. It only needs a local female fowl. Just that. But after it works, you will completely forget ever using the services of the Deity and when that happens, it takes your own life in place of the fowl. It always needs blood. It gives me jobs as well.
My uncle and another relative are planning on getting this jazz tommorow and I've done everything to discourage him But no way. I've sent others to him to discourage him but no way. I'm not in the village and even reaching them via calls is a big issue cos there's no network there. No mast.
There's almost no way that one of two people going to get that jazz will not die. One of them will definitely kpai as soon as the jazz finish doing its job. And it is the person who stretches his hand to collect the jazz in the shrine that will die. Even the second person will forget to remind the other person to go back and appreciate the Deity.


My own dad is late and this is happening in my maternal village, my mum is unable to stop her brother from embarking on this dangerous adventure.

You said she is in remand. This means she is in prison custody.

And your Uncle has a jaxxx to organize prison break for you cousin abi?

Nothing wen man pikin nor go see for nairaland.

Today own na prison break jaxxxx.

Ishilove:
Christ has redeemed mankind, but mankind will still willingly carry his two left legs to go enter demonic, bloodsucking covenant with his open eyes.

What is the difference between this and believing that a Jewish man being killed on a cross saves one from one's sins and gives one eternal life?
Is it not ritual human sacrifice to say you believe that the murder of Jewish man will cleanse you?

Is it possible to try to sentence someone to poverty, and then use the deity in your village to reverse the ruling?