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Reading this in the toilet now.

Whenever I start looking for my phone, wifey knows immediately that I want to use the toilet.

destinychildolu:
Picture or I don't believe it. Ooooooooooooooooooo

For real, I was sitting on the toilet seat when I posted that comment.

bejick:
Public dirty Toilet, if your Toilet is neat your be comfortable in there.

i live alone currently and have more than one toilet to myself, toilet is toilet to me.
I can't inhale or eat in any toilet, no matter how neat it is.

I like to take my time whenever I am about to take a DUMP and I hate being bored so I take my phone along to read stuff, play sudoku & chess and get out when I am done.

Funny thing is, I don't take phone calls when I am dumping.

OndoRaph:
I share the same toilet with my younger sibling (me and him only). This guy spend close to 1 hour in the toilet (not bathing).

Small time, what you hear is sound of a social media video playing.

It's as if, whenever he feels like enjoying online short videos mostly, he goes into the toilet.

To me though, it's a very disgusting habit. I have talked to him severally about it but it seems, the pleasure overwhelmes the warning.

How many of us have this habit?

Attached pix is for illustration.

That phone is swimming in bacteria...sitting on toilet seat for long can be dangerous

On a good day I seat on the toilet an hour plus
Pressing phone

PerfectStranger:
What if he smokes in there?

Now I'll be needing 4 more characters to submit my comment.~ My signature guys~

He isn't smoking.
The toilet has a funny way of making you feel free.

wolesmile:
Reading this in the toilet now.

Whenever I start looking for my phone, wifey knows immediately that I want to use the toilet.

Yes its not a good habbit but you will be amazed the number of people who do that.
The toilet is the only one place where you are completely free, you are completely you.
You attention is undivided.
The highest level of privacy.

Let me shock you... I wake up everyday at 4am and I spend about 30 minutes on the toilet sit, thats where I plan my day.

It is inexplicable

columbus007:
Your cousin is going to the toilet to self-service let me let it out, in a toilet for an hour 🙄.

Not true. This is a bad habit for most men. Not everyone masturbates like you.

maxtop:
EXACTLY MY POINT ... IT IS CALLED A RESTROOM FOR A REASON

no be lie. But I don’t really like spending much time in the rest room I rather do anything of such in the bed room.

Goodlady:
So this is what you boys do and stay longer in the loo?
Wonderment!
Ondo State Raphael see ya answers above.

No, it's not self service. Women are not his issue. Money ain't also.

The volume is always high. I hear everything he he watches. It just seems he is bent on provoking me, which doesn't. Just that one needs to be sensitive to other people's interest when sharing a space not meant for one.

Maliqcious:
no be lie. But I don’t really like spending much time in the rest room I rather do anything of such in the bed room.

That's the point, he watches those videos aloud in his bedroom. I hear every sound of it because my room is opposite his. The two attached to a combined bathroom and toilet.

It's just a kind of phone addiction.

columbus007:
Your cousin is going to the toilet to self-service let me let it out, in a toilet for an hour 🙄.

You lied You lied You lied You lied You lied You lied You lied You lied You lied You lied You lied You lied You lied

SeverusSnape:

It's funny how I'm in the toilet right now reading this thread. What a coincidence!

correct man!




Correct guy. Those who read stuffs in their toilets, understand it deeper

dey dia dey speak big grammar. Continue your copy and paste. Big grammar.

That was how they made so much fuss about it was unhealthy for adult to finish two eggs in a day. Today we know better

Weyre ni sibling e o😂😂😂😂,that’s a very bad habit i swear…

That's brain damage. Soon it'll affect the body system which he can not even explain in old age , take him to neurologist for therapy at this stage now.

Check your younger bro.
If he's not smoking, then he's masturbating inside the toilet

OndoRaph:
I share the same toilet with my younger sibling (me and him only). This guy spend close to 1 hour in the toilet (not bathing).

Small time, what you hear is sound of a social media video playing.

It's as if, whenever he feels like enjoying online short videos mostly, he goes into the toilet.

To me though, it's a very disgusting habit. I have talked to him severally about it but it seems, the pleasure overwhelmes the warning.

How many of us have this habit?

Attached pix is for illustration.

That's one of the best spot on Earth. You won't understand.

You will jam God, devil, ghosts and everything there is at that spot. I call it an ALTER.

Let's not talk about the inspiration you can get while sitting there. It's pure bliss. Especially with those waters hitting the anus as the shit takes a deeper dive into the ' you know'.

bionixs:
correct man!




Correct guy. Those who read stuffs in their toilets, understand it deeper

Wayrey! Even you too 🤣🤣🤣


People don't know. You could finish a full law report or novel there in a matter of few hours. And the brain will digest and vomit it all, when needed.

That is why toilet is called REST ROOM
Allow the lad to enjoy his rest room pls.

News paper n baz for me...
22 more characters needed

OndoRaph:
I share the same toilet with my younger sibling (me and him only). This guy spend close to 1 hour in the toilet (not bathing).

Small time, what you hear is sound of a social media video playing.

It's as if, whenever he feels like enjoying online short videos mostly, he goes into the toilet.

To me though, it's a very disgusting habit. I have talked to him severally about it but it seems, the pleasure overwhelmes the warning.

How many of us have this habit?

Attached pix is for illustration.

It can cause pile! Haemorrhoid!
Indirectly makes you stay longer pooing.

I still can't understand why


People


Haven't gotten to



Understand


Why they call Toilet


"Rest Room" Abi Convenience✍🏼

I can sit in the toilet for 2hrs.... Reading and watching things, that's where I find my comfort

OndoRaph:
I share the same toilet with my younger sibling (me and him only). This guy spend close to 1 hour in the toilet (not bathing).

Small time, what you hear is sound of a social media video playing.

It's as if, whenever he feels like enjoying online short videos mostly, he goes into the toilet.

To me though, it's a very disgusting habit. I have talked to him severally about it but it seems, the pleasure overwhelmes the warning.

How many of us have this habit?

Attached pix is for illustration.

There is a medical implication fir sitting on the toilet bowl for too long. I will get you a link online

Just saw this article n I am a victim like now I am typing this from d comfort of my rest room oooh holy shit

columbus007:
Your cousin is going to the toilet to self-service let me let it out, in a toilet for an hour 🙄.

You use an hour to self-service?


Check well. Something could be wrong with you oo

dalitigator:
That's one of the best spot on Earth. You won't understand.

You will jam God, devil, ghosts and everything there is at that spot. I call it an ALTER.

Let's not talk about the inspiration you can get while sitting there. It's pure bliss. Especially with those waters hitting the anus as the shit takes a deeper dive into the ' you know'.

Some say, that's the best place to read a newspaper

OndoRaph:
I share the same toilet with my younger sibling (me and him only). This guy spend close to 1 hour in the toilet (not bathing).

Small time, what you hear is sound of a social media video playing.

It's as if, whenever he feels like enjoying online short videos mostly, he goes into the toilet.

To me though, it's a very disgusting habit. I have talked to him severally about it but it seems, the pleasure overwhelmes the warning.

How many of us have this habit?

Attached pix is for illustration.

A way of life not a habit don't worry your head over nothing

Ur brother hv been recruited into the hall of fame chronic masturbators........for the first few minutes is there baba is searching dangerous porn of lucid content then the remaining minutes he uses to fool u to think all wat is doing is social media stuff..........ur brother has gone into the deep cave of chronic masturbator uvula..... nothing can be done anymore.sorry for the loss. By now his dick must hv shrink ..

OndoRaph:
Some say, that's the best place to read a newspaper

Guess where I am responding from?

They didn't lie, sir.