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I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by alphonsoolajide(op): 8:26am On Jul 24, 2025

I Have Petitioned Police to Arrest Verydarkman” – Portable Reports Activist Over Theft Allegation

Controversial street-hop singer, Portable (Zazoo Zeh), has revealed that he has filed a petition with the police against activist Verydarkman (VDM) following their heated online feud. Eyes Of Lagos reports,

The drama started after Verydarkman released a diss track accusing Portable of stealing a tricycle in the past. Portable fired back with his own diss song, alleging that Verydarkman once performed hand jobs for money.

However, the Zazoo crooner has now taken the matter to the authorities, insisting that VDM must face the law for defamation.
Portable Speaks on Petition

In a viral video, Portable said:

“I don write petition against Verydarkman make them pick am from Abuja. If them no carry am jail am, Nigeria no go better. Na him be say Nigeria don Jaga Jaga…”

The singer expressed anger over the allegations, stressing that his reputation had been tarnished by the activist’s claims.
Social Media Reactions

Fans have since flooded social media with mixed reactions:

@footycabal: “For Portable to wan sue VDM, e don hook am…😂😂😂”

@carphy_flinks: “As the song wey he sing for VDM no bam, the thing con dey pain him more 😂”

@i_am_real_zaddy: “Wetin your tribe get to do with your cry mumu”

@big_wave1: “Omo Portable self don feel am say he diss track no loud back😂”

As of now, the police are yet to issue an official statement regarding Portable’s petition.

https://eyesoflagos.com/i-have-petitioned-police-to-arrest-verydarkman-portable-reports-activist-over-theft-allegation/

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by fuckingAyaya(m): 8:53am On Jul 24, 2025

Same thing you did to Bobrisky them don serve you same food u dey cry. U beat youngi du, humiliate DJ chicken for public, insulted many prominent people online u was feeling untop of the world, now table has turn you're crying. VDM don mess with ur mental health you don release 100 videos dey explain u go explain tire

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by Nobody: 8:54am On Jul 24, 2025

alphonsoolajide:
I Have Petitioned Police to Arrest Verydarkman” – Portable Reports Activist Over Theft Allegation

Controversial street-hop singer, Portable (Zazoo Zeh), has revealed that he has filed a petition with the police against activist Verydarkman (VDM) following their heated online feud. Eyes Of Lagos reports,

The drama started after Verydarkman released a diss track accusing Portable of stealing a tricycle in the past. Portable fired back with his own diss song, alleging that Verydarkman once performed hand jobs for money.

However, the Zazoo crooner has now taken the matter to the authorities, insisting that VDM must face the law for defamation.
Portable Speaks on Petition

In a viral video, Portable said:

“I don write petition against Verydarkman make them pick am from Abuja. If them no carry am jail am, Nigeria no go better. Na him be say Nigeria don Jaga Jaga…”

The singer expressed anger over the allegations, stressing that his reputation had been tarnished by the activist’s claims.
Social Media Reactions

Fans have since flooded social media with mixed reactions:

@footycabal: “For Portable to wan sue VDM, e don hook am…😂😂😂”

@carphy_flinks: “As the song wey he sing for VDM no bam, the thing con dey pain him more 😂”

@i_am_real_zaddy: “Wetin your tribe get to do with your cry mumu”

@big_wave1: “Omo Portable self don feel am say he diss track no loud back😂”

As of now, the police are yet to issue an official statement regarding Portable’s petition.

https://eyesoflagos.com/i-have-petitioned-police-to-arrest-verydarkman-portable-reports-activist-over-theft-allegation/

cc: Mynd44 , Nlfpmod , Seun

yes

Portable is right

Why dont him do diss track about tinubu and apc and see what will happen to him

Look how nigerian will attack me

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by SECDA(m): 9:00am On Jul 24, 2025

Portable na mumu
Why you dey fight pesin way hold your blokus for hand huh

?

Lack of common sense.

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by illicit(m): 9:01am On Jul 24, 2025

That's good

I am with u on this, he has no right to use your personal ordeal against you

U were almost lynched in that video

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by Iran2025: 9:02am On Jul 24, 2025

Lol

Not enough original content
Please take a moment to write a quality post with at least 40 characters.

Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by cr7lomo: 9:02am On Jul 24, 2025

Always be careful of decisions u make today bcis it could be very damaging for u in the future

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by boxypane: 9:03am On Jul 24, 2025*

Portable and unnecessary issues. He needs serious re-orientation.

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by femijamz: 9:03am On Jul 24, 2025

Talk true. You steal Keke abi you no steal am?

But I dey gbadun that hit track from VDM

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by Honestwithme: 9:03am On Jul 24, 2025

Firebox123:
yes

Portable is right

Why dont him do diss track about tinubu and apc and see what will happen to him

Look how nigerian will attack me

When portable dey diss Bobbrisky everyone danced to the song now the table don turn you dey talk another thing ...Na two fighting dem go settle am .

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by squins: 9:04am On Jul 24, 2025

Portable should just rest. He has too many cases already unresolved wnd he wants to start another. Lol

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by sleeknaija(m): 9:04am On Jul 24, 2025

Agbero self dey petition person grin

. I just dey laugh for here cheesy

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by ProudlyLagos: 9:06am On Jul 24, 2025

alphonsoolajide:
https://eyesoflagos.com/i-have-petitioned-police-to-arrest-verydarkman-portable-reports-activist-over-theft-allegation/

😂😂😂portable Dey write petition to police? Indeed water don pass garri….he don finally jam hin match😂😂😂

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by adebayoadeyiga(m): 9:08am On Jul 24, 2025

Come, that video na AI or portable? Commit that offence.

Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by Gotocourt: 9:09am On Jul 24, 2025

Zazu zeh, joker of the century. Person wey dey run from Ogun state government that year🤣😂😅

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by Chimookigwe: 9:09am On Jul 24, 2025

See what the Police have turned themselves into.

Errand boys for settling scores.

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by Smartcitizen: 9:10am On Jul 24, 2025

Please people can we organize a BOXING MATCH BETWEEN PORTABLE AND VDM?

No need for police case here.....

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by Sofistcatdmoron: 9:12am On Jul 24, 2025

Let the two of them engage in boxing competition
I’m sure verydarkman will remove portable teeth

Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.
3. Don't threaten, support or DEFEND violent acts against any person, tribe, race, animals, or group (e.g. rape).

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by Dogalmighty17: 9:12am On Jul 24, 2025

The Nigerian police are the victim in all this. Imagine going to work and a petition from portable is assigned to your desk. Police have suffered🤣🤣🤣

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by Habbeyy(m): 9:18am On Jul 24, 2025

, may God not take portable away from us now, he's a comic actor grin

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by duduade(m): 9:18am On Jul 24, 2025

Make portable gerraout of here jare

All these online fueds come and go
E reach your turn, fiam you don carry VDM go report for police station

When you dey run your own mouth.. you think na only you fit bla bla bla 😠😠😠 and nothing go happen

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by Houseofglam7(f): 9:19am On Jul 24, 2025

On a Thursday morning huh

?
Mtchewwwwwwwww
We really don’t care 🤷🏻‍♀️

Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by ElevationD: 9:19am On Jul 24, 2025

Over what na? Two lousy people displaying their horrible behaviors publicly and one choosing to call in the police.

This matter too pain this fellow Portable. He thought that he only had the advantage of insulting and denigrating people. Just one video of his horrible past and he is running crazy, no sleep, no rest. While he was living irresponsibly, he did not remember that his past could come back to hunt him. VDM simple destroyed his image even as a father.

Next time always know who to tackle. Man dey pass man. He picked the wrong person. Portable thought that everyone would be like Bobrisky. By now even Bobrisky will be mocking him over that video. Imagine the headline: OLE! Now everyone will see him as a thief. So horrible.

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by BodePolScience: 9:20am On Jul 24, 2025

It's not a matter of defamation. The issue is 'You thief keke abi you no thief keke?

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by ARISHEM: 9:21am On Jul 24, 2025*

He was having and feeling the fun when he dissed VDM. Now VDM dissed him back in same coin and he has started ranting in pain.
Too early for him

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by maxiuc(m): 9:22am On Jul 24, 2025

Just because of the police pro you met at vodi birthday party you don dey raise shoulder

Small nyash dey shake

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by omooba05: 9:22am On Jul 24, 2025

Those promoter arranging celebrity fight for portable.. This fight will be sold out if they can arrange it...

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by mecuries(m): 9:22am On Jul 24, 2025

“I don write petition against Verydarkman make them pick am from Abuja. If them no carry am jail am, Nigeria no go better. Na him be say Nigeria don Jaga Jaga…”
I would say that Nigeria got "jaga jaga" when they made someone like Portable a "celebrity"

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Re: I Have Petitioned Police To Arrest VeryDarkMan – Portable by AllBlack: 9:22am On Jul 24, 2025

See wanted man dey petition police.

this guy well so?

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