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omobaba101:
Are you saying Hippos don't kill? Hippos are very dangerous

I'm praying for you

You actually can't outrun a hippopotamus.
They are very fast runners

sylve11:
That's sad!

I wish I could participate in a relay with at least one hippocampus, as I’m eager to showcase my Usain Bolt-like speed.

Existing laws?

LMAO

Laws were made by men, break them when the context demands!

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Source: https://punchng.com/flood-displaced-hippos-kill-one-attack-communities-in-adamawa/

Numerouno94:
Kasongo

That hippo can go for a million naira plus in the market. Instead killing and eating, it's better I sell and make a fortune. Man shall not live by meat alone.

Go use your mouth catch am na, you think say na play to kill am

lordm:
This animal go sweet sha, with enough oil. It will be good for banga soup

Lol.. I can imagine it being grilled with enough pepper and being stepped down with fresh palm-wine, in fact with fresh jollof rice... Yeeepa 😋😋😋😜

lordm:
This animal go sweet sha, with enough oil. It will be good for banga soup

Wrong combination.
Oil face oil.
Okra would have been suitable.

illicit:
H I P for the HIP for the HIPPOPO...

always wondered why they dedicated a song to that animal..till I read about their kill rate😂 thats an absolute unit

Namdeenero:
😂You’re joking right? You really think you can outrun a hippo??

He is playing with his life... Hippos can run for hours non stop. Wen hes exusted dats wen d Hippo is getting started.. so don't play. Be careful wat u wish for

JuanDeDios:
Yes. They're in plenty the Middle Belt. Niger Delta too.

Niger delta? I don't think so but I heard there are few in the north/ middle bet

JuanDeDios:
Yes. They're in plenty the Middle Belt. Niger Delta too.

I would not believe if not am just reading this from NL.

But how does that animal kill? Does it bite or stampedes on someone?

illicit:
H I P for the HIP for the HIPPOPO...

H I P for the HIP for the HIP
POPO for the HIPPOPO and TAMUS for the HIPPOPOTAMU! HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!

We need more game reserves like yankari where wild animals can be free to roam. The hippos should be transported to a game reserve.

GorillaApp:
Niger delta? I don't think so but I heard there are few in the north/ middle bet

DisLifeSha:
Na you carry dem come Niger Delta

Who character epp

There are. They're not spread across the delta, so you won't find them in all the states. But if you have friends from Akwa Ibom, you can ask them and they'll tell you first-hand stories about hippos. Hippos in the delta are endangered so there are few of them left.

omobaba101:
Are you saying Hippos don't kill? Hippos are very dangerous

Not if you can sing their best lullaby.
If a Hippo ever try to attack you, just open your big mouth very wide and sing!
'Hip Hip Hip for the Hippopo!'

As you are singing make sure you are also twining your waist like any of Obiageli in Things Fall Apart, Sidi in Lion and the Jewel or Zainobe in African Night Entertainment, depending on where your sweetheart hails from.

Before you are done with the singing and swaying, Hippo will be smiling at you

Numerouno94:
Kasongo

That hippo can go for a million naira plus in the market. Instead killing and eating, it's better I sell and make a fortune. Man shall not live by meat alone.

Oya go catch am nah

JuanDeDios:
There are. They're not spread across the delta, so you won't find them in all the states. But if you have friends from Akwa Ibom, you can ask them and they'll tell you first-hand stories about hippos. Hippos in the delta are endangered so there are few of them left.

I hope you are not making reference to manatee or dugong

lordm:
This animal go sweet sha, with enough oil. It will be good for banga soup

That's if it doesn't get you first.

The hippopotamus is a significant animal in Adamawa, symbolizing the region's rich natural environment, particularly its waterways and swamps, which are home to these large mammals. The hippopotamus also serves as a powerful emblem of strength, resilience, and the close connection between the people of Adamawa and their environment, that is why there is a large number of Hippopotamus in Adamawa, most especially in Shelleng local government.

I never knew

JuanDeDios:
There are. They're not spread across the delta, so you won't find them in all the states. But if you have friends from Akwa Ibom, you can ask them and they'll tell you first-hand stories about hippos. Hippos in the delta are endangered so there are few of them left.

sylve11:
That's sad!

I wish I could participate in a relay with at least one hippocampus, as I’m eager to showcase my Usain Bolt-like speed.

This is tantamount to contemplating a suicide, bro those beasts are faster than the fastest human!

Numerouno94:
Kasongo

That hippo can go for a million naira plus in the market. Instead killing and eating, it's better I sell and make a fortune. Man shall not live by meat alone.

Should be around 4m sef

walosky:
But how does that animal kill? Does it bite or stampedes on someone?

Fourth strongest bite force in the animal kingdom and a temper second to none.

Why is it that at the mention of animals all what my country people start thinking of is meat

sylve11:
That's sad!

I wish I could participate in a relay with at least one hippocampus, as I’m eager to showcase my Usain Bolt-like speed.

They run faster than most horses, you don't stand a chance

Hippos can even kill large crocs sef, and some peeps here think they can stand a chance with hippo!
It is a herbivores animal that is brutal, just like buffalo!

Reference:
Fourth strongest bite force in the animal kingdom and a temper second to none.

Really? I never knew he bites, I was thinking it feeds on shrubs, fruits or plants as a herbivores

GeneralOuki:
they're territorial animals, you trespass into their territory you die, no too much question. They kill most number of people per year in Africa.

All these ignoramus on this thread shouting meat upandan have never encountered a hippo before.

bro this not of encounter,if this stuff do mistake enter South,e go reduce drastically no matter what you tink of hippo,there are more deadly one that got down here on basis,na just say this one's the nortg

If this comes to South it will be endangered, e dey pull weight na 4 north